Flashback: What Other Choice Did I Have?

Season 1, Episode 32
December 13, 2021

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Ha ha ha!

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Rockin', rockin' and rollin'

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Down to the beach I'm strollin'

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But the seagulls poke in my head, not fun

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I said, seagulls, hmm, stop it now

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Back to the flashback

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A young Sarn Turbo has accomplished what will be Sarn's first bragging right

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Bringing down a butt radar

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A young Max Skyblane joins Sarn in a safe house

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The duo just having dispersed a gain of Radarians

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The Fast Friends have regained custody of their bounty

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A child by the name of Beb Bebo

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Son of famous jizz musician Bob Bebo

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But not before taking on a few wounds

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Not super great for their first babysitting gig

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Classic

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Classic, total classic

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So let's, uh

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So since we don't have the last

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In person session recorded

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Uh huh

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What are we doing now?

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Okay

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Well I tried to resume

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Or summarize some of it there

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Um, you guys have just killed the butt radar

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And from what I remember

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This is going off

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A little bit of memory

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But

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You guys were in a safe house

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More or less

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And you were shooting people outside

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I think

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Was it a safe house or an abandoned house?

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I think it was

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It might

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It makes more sense to be in an abandoned house

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But

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I think it was an abandoned house

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Yeah

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Um

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Not

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Not a super big difference

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It will not let me drag you guys

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Into this scene for some reason

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It doesn't want us in the abandoned house

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Yeah I don't

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I don't understand

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I hope my other scenes

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Don't do the same thing

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But I guess it doesn't really matter

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Um

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None of this matters

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None

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None of this really matters

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You're right

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You're right

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You're onto something

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I ought to say that more often

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Nihilism is so exhausting

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Yeah

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Uh

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So

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Let's see

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Can you delete the chat?

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Yeah that's a good idea

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Oh then maybe do

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And let's do

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Yeah let's do

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Destiny pull

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Oh

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Did it freeze again?

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Did it freeze again?

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I think it did

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You're super fun

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But I am not

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Yeah I think mine froze again

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Alright

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Oh I'm sorry

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I must have clicked

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Double clicked

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Yeah these

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This

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This system I have for

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Rolling the

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Destiny's not working

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Right now

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So

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Let's see

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Andy's got one

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One dark

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I got one dark

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Boo's got one light

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Alright

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At least we got some kind of hope

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Alright so two

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A new hope

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And one

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God damn it

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One strand

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And

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Even though that wasn't really a pun

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Oh that was a clever reference

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What is the difference?

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Let's just say reference

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Yeah

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Wow you guys are real friendly

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Find here

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What your wounds are

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And so Sarn

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You have

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I should have a good amount

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Yeah

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Oof

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I think you're

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I think you're at six

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So half

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Mac

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You're also

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Mac

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You're at four

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And

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Beb Bebo

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Don't forget

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I shot him in the leg

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Yeah

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No he's

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He's

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He's like

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Really crippled

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Like you gotta say

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He's like really invulnerable

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So he's

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Eight

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He's got a

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He's got a huge

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Soap value

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And

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He's got

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He's got

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He's crippled

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He's got that perfect combination of

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Both

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Invulnerable

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And disposable

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So

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Oh

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Yeah

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Andy you and I were talking

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Maybe this is what you're getting at

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So during

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During that fight

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Against

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It was

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Two Wookiees

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And a butt radar

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You killed the butt radar

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And one of the other Wookiees

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Stole the amulet

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And ran away

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To make himself

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Butt radar

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Right

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Or in self butt radar

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Yeah

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In support of that

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The fight

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I think

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Wallace

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And

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Beb Bebo

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Because remember

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You did not have them

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They

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They had run away

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And you guys were chasing

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Or being chased by the Wookiees

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No no no

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We had them

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And we

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I locked

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I locked the two

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Into the bathroom

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Okay

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Okay

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And then

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Beb Bebo

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Busted out

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Picked up something

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I don't know where he got

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The cab

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Whatever it was

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No it was like a weapon

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Of some sort

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You know like a

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Bludgeoning weapon

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Okay

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A baseball bat

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Or you know whatever

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And hit one of the

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Wookiees that

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Was inside the house

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And distracted them

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And then we were able to

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To kill that one

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Plus the butt radar

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I believe

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For some reason

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I thought someone

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Threw a cat

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Threw the cat at him

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Maybe that's what it was

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That people

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Threw the cat

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On the

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On the

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Wookiee

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Okay

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And that was enough

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To distract them at

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And causing damage

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Yeah

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Lothcats are very

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Friendly

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Not

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Not the word

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I would

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Describe a lot

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But

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You're right

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No we have no

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Chestnut

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Cats

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Fair enough

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Fair

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Fair's fair

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What can be done

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What

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What can be done

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Oh so

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Yeah still

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This old fashioned

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Syrup is pretty good

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That's awesome

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I'm drinking it

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Old fashioned right now

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Me too

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Apparently

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What'd you

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How'd you make

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Did you just make it

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With the syrup

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Yeah it's just this

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Plus a couple ounces

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Of whiskey

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Kevin showed me this

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It's pure maple syrup

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In lieu of

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The simple syrup

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Or sugars

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And then just

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Yeah so you just

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Use pure maple syrup

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Like and then

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Dump that in there

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And then bitters

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And ice

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And two shots

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Of whiskey

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And it's pretty good

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I'll have to try that one

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Mine is

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Is tea

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Dr. Pepper

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Earl Grey tea

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Yeah

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And whiskey

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And a little bit

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Of club soda

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And sugar

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Is it cold

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Yeah

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No not

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I've never had

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Earl Grey tea

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Oh you hate it

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I've never had Earl Grey cold

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Everybody hates it

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I thought Earl Grey

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Was like a breakfast tea

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That's what I thought

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I don't know

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I don't know

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That's what Captain Picard

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Drinks with his food

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He sounds

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Yeah

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Because it has energy

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In it

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Well

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Now I have energy

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And booze

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What do you want

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They counteract you

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Tea

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Earl Grey hot

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That's what he says

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When he goes up

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To the replicator

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And makes his tea

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Yeah

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I lost you guys

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Are you guys in

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Are you guys in the scene

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What scene

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Oh

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There you are

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No

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I told you

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It froze

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Do you have to refresh

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Yeah

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I just thought about that

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Just like double clicking

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Last week

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Didn't think about

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Double clicking

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Yeah I know

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It's really confusing

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Apparently I have to get

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A better

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Screen

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Foundry virtual tabletop

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Requires a minimum

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Screen resolution

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Of 1024p

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By 700p

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Or greater

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It told me that too

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But I'm still in here

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You can use it

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It's just

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You might run out of space

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Like boo runs out of space

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When he's trying to scroll down

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To the dice sometimes

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Yeah it's a real

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Okay

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It's a real bitch

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I thought maybe

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That might be why

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I was getting like

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Frozen and locked up

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Who knows

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Okay so

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So you guys

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You guys have just

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You guys have just

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Chased away the people

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Who are attacking you

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And now you have

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A chance to regroup

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Well

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That was a mess

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That was scary

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I killed

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But radar

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Where's your cat

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Uh

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No

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He'll come back

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He always

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He always comes back

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Oh my god

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Can I go for the ammo belt

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Of the one Wookiee

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That died inside the house

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Uh

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Yes

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I have a new thing

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To use for that

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Loading bodies

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I hope he has a bowcaster

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Cause I would pee

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You would pee?

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No I said I would

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I would be very happy

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With a bowcaster

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Yeah I know you would

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Okay

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Why

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Why are you rolling

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So many dice privately

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Uh

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Well it's

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It's rolling from a loot table

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So

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Oh okay

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Oh it says

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Mac

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What?

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Nothing

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Shut up

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And

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Uh

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Okay so

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So you go through

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You're going through his pockets

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Yeah

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Alright

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Um

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You find

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In his pockets

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A

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Um

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Well you should probably

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Roll a perception first

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I mean

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I need

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Perception

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To go through pockets

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We always do that

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I don't really know

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What else to do

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I mean

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The difficulty's pretty low

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Though right?

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Yeah sure

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It's uh

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It's average

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It's not

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It's not low

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That's average

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Can you see your characters

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On the screen?

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No

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No

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No

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What the hell happened to him?

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Triumph

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Okay

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Uh

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But it's

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I find a bowcaster

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Yeah but it's not a success

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Okay

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Um

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Let's say you find

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You do find a bowcaster

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Uh

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But it's in rough shape

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I take it

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Yeah you take it

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It's

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It's just unclear

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How long am I last

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That's all

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Oh

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Okay

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I'll get someone to fix it

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It's seen

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It's seen somewhere

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I'll get someone to fix it

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Okay

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If you did

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How come you don't have it now?

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Uh

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I have to retcon that shit

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Okay

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I

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Don't know how to add it to you

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Without seeing your character

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Oh see there you are

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Yeah I don't see me

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Sorry

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Sarn doesn't see Sarn

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I don't think me is gendered

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Oops

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Sarn has no gender

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Alright

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Sarn is the gender

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Alright

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Uh well

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Uh why didn't you come up with that last week?

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I would have used it

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Well that

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That bowcaster takes you over the

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Uh

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Encumbrance

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But you don't

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You might not have any other things

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Uh

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But let's not worry about it today

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Okay

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Uh so you

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You did find a bowcaster

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Sweet

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What is

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What is that thing?

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I'll tell you when you're older

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Little man

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Oh okay

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Are you a man?

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Are you a boy?

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Uh yeah

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I'm a

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I'm a little boy

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Okay

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I'll tell you when you're older

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Okay

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It's a bowcaster

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Oh it's a bowcaster?

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God damn it

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Yeah it's a bowcaster

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I've read about those in comic books

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Do the comic books teach you how to fix one?

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No

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You need to get better comic books

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Little man

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I'm a little boy

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You're a little man

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You want me to call you a little boy

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Instead of a little man

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After what you just did?

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I

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You're a little man

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Stop harassing the little boy

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You're a little man for that

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Am I a little man now?

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You're a little man for that

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For throwing a cat?

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And saved our

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Tookishes

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Uh

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He comes over

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And he throws his hand up

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For a high five

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And I give him the good old turkey

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Oh

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I'll take it

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That's

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That's better than a high five

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Uh

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What

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What are we gonna do now?

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Are we gonna do

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Yeah

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We should probably

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I kinda wanna go home

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I don't remember

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Are we supposed to bring him back somewhere?

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It's been one hell of a time

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It feels like this night's been going on for

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Several several weeks

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Okay

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Months maybe

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So

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So the story was

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Um

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Yeah we had to bring him back somewhere

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He was a bounty

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Okay

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So I guess you got it

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But I don't remember where

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I don't remember what

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Okay so you're supposed to bring him

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You're supposed to bring him to a cantina

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And deliver him to a person there

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It turned out it was

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Butt Radar

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Uh

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You then killed Butt Radar

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And

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You also know that

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Butt Radar

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He

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Works for

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Or

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Some sort of relationship

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It was Timo's right hand man

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Right?

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That's what

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Yeah that's what he said

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But regardless

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He was in the same

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Orbit

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Organization

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Yeah

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Um

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So what should we do

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Take him where?

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I think you should take me home

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My

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My father

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Probably misses me

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You better not have a father

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Wait

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You better

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You better have a father with money

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Uh

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Yeah that's right

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This is early

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He's a world famous

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He's a world famous

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He's a galaxy famous musician

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Well he better have money

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My dad is Bob Bebo

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Yeah a galaxy famous musician

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Which probably means he's still broke

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Well

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Yeah I mean

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I get good toys

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But

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You know

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I'm not sure

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What planet do you come from?

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I come from Ortolan

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What?

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Did you say Omicron?

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Not Omicron

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Ortolan

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Ortolan

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Oh

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Like the

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Omicron

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We don't

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We don't

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We don't have a space

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Ship right now

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That could be a problem

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Yeah we should go

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Get a spaceship

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This is early back

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When he's still brave

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I hope you keep saying that

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Um

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So where do we go from here guys?

00:14:58
Out and about

00:15:00
I think we should go to Ortolan

00:15:01
Per se

00:15:03
Well I don't know if my dad is there

00:15:05
Um

00:15:06
He's

00:15:07
But your house is there

00:15:08
My

00:15:09
Yes my house is there

00:15:10
Do you have a brother?

00:15:12
Not really

00:15:14
What do you mean not really?

00:15:16
So yes

00:15:16
There's a question

00:15:17
Listen kid

00:15:18
Listen kid

00:15:19
Either you give us a way

00:15:21
Of going somewhere to take you off

00:15:23
Or this

00:15:23
This mission's done

00:15:25
You're just gonna leave me here

00:15:27
In this

00:15:28
In this

00:15:29
You got a cat to protect you

00:15:30
And you're a little man now

00:15:32
I guess I am a little man

00:15:34
Uh

00:15:35
But I'd rather go home

00:15:37
Who's very critically injured

00:15:39
Yeah

00:15:40
I'm very crippled now

00:15:42
Well how are we gonna get you home?

00:15:44
Um

00:15:45
Well you're gonna

00:15:46
You'll probably have to

00:15:47
Yeah we'll have to get off world

00:15:50
Um

00:15:51
You

00:15:53
So

00:15:54
Sarn you had

00:15:56
You're you're a bounty hunter

00:15:58
And what had happened was

00:16:00
You captured him somehow

00:16:02
And

00:16:03
Or you

00:16:04
You

00:16:04
You were

00:16:05
You took the crate

00:16:07
To

00:16:08
Shantytown

00:16:08
And you're

00:16:09
You needed to smuggle it across town

00:16:11
Which is where

00:16:12
Matt got involved

00:16:13
Yeah but there was no way to

00:16:15
We haven't established

00:16:18
How I got to

00:16:18
Shantytown

00:16:19
With the crate

00:16:19
No

00:16:20
You

00:16:21
We have not

00:16:21
But you did capture

00:16:23
That Bebo

00:16:24
And let's say

00:16:25
It wasn't at his house

00:16:26
You

00:16:29
You

00:16:29
You captured him somehow

00:16:31
But you didn't

00:16:32
It's not like you're gonna go

00:16:32
Right back to his house

00:16:33
Alright

00:16:34
The contact that I got

00:16:36
This

00:16:36
The crate that

00:16:38
That Bebo

00:16:39
Was in

00:16:40
I might be able to

00:16:43
Contact him again

00:16:44
Okay

00:16:45
I'd say you contact him

00:16:49
And let's get off to

00:16:50
Omicron

00:16:51
Perciate

00:16:52
Alright

00:16:55
So I pull out my

00:16:56
My transponder

00:16:57
Oh is that a new one

00:16:59
No

00:17:02
It's just

00:17:02
It's the same one

00:17:03
That I've had for

00:17:04
Yeah but it was new

00:17:05
Back then

00:17:06
Yeah

00:17:07
Yeah it was

00:17:07
It was one of the new ones

00:17:08
Yeah

00:17:09
It's one of the new ones

00:17:10
Yeah

00:17:10
And I start talking to

00:17:13
To the contact

00:17:16
That dropped off the crate

00:17:17
Hello

00:17:19
Hold on

00:17:24
Okay

00:17:25
No

00:17:26
Hold on

00:17:30
Tiger

00:17:32
Tiger

00:17:33
Can you mute

00:17:34
Can you mute

00:17:35
Boo for a second

00:17:36
Uh

00:17:37
Yeah

00:17:38
Alright

00:17:39
I'll mute you guys too

00:17:41
Fine

00:17:42
Um

00:17:43
I want it to be

00:17:44
I want it to be

00:17:45
Trex

00:17:46
Okay

00:17:49
Okay

00:17:51
Unmute him

00:17:56
No

00:17:57
No

00:17:57
It's just his microphone

00:17:58
He turned the microphone

00:17:59
Oh he muted himself

00:18:00
Yeah

00:18:00
He

00:18:01
He put his microphone

00:18:04
On mute

00:18:04
I won't

00:18:08
Won't get fooled again

00:18:10
Now watch me hit this drive

00:18:13
Was this the bounty hunter

00:18:16
I was in contact with earlier

00:18:18
Yes it is

00:18:19
That's just the way

00:18:22
I need

00:18:23
I need to get off this planet

00:18:26
Oh you do

00:18:28
Did you deliver the bounty

00:18:31
Yes

00:18:31
No I still have it with me

00:18:33
Um

00:18:35
Okay

00:18:37
I

00:18:37
You got paid

00:18:39
You got paid

00:18:40
You got paid for your deal

00:18:40
You're a part of the deal

00:18:41
Oh no

00:18:42
That's for sure

00:18:43
But

00:18:44
I want to make a new deal

00:18:45
So you did not deliver it to the contacts

00:18:47
I

00:18:50
I did

00:18:51
But

00:18:51
Shit went

00:18:52
South

00:18:53
Okay

00:18:55
I recommend

00:18:56
You

00:18:57
Probably

00:18:58
Deliver it to

00:18:59
Timo

00:19:00
Instead

00:19:00
No

00:19:04
Not allowed

00:19:05
Not allowed

00:19:07
Or

00:19:07
I'm sorry

00:19:08
Not okay

00:19:09
We got to get off this planet

00:19:11
Is your ship for hire

00:19:13
Yeah

00:19:15
What are you paying

00:19:16
How long does it take to get to Ortolan

00:19:19
Ortolan

00:19:21
What do you want to go there for

00:19:24
I didn't hire you to ask

00:19:26
Or I'm not going to hire you to ask questions

00:19:28
Fair enough

00:19:29
But there's going to be a premium

00:19:30
If I don't get to ask questions

00:19:32
Alright

00:19:33
Ask the questions

00:19:34
If you knock off some

00:19:35
Some percentages here

00:19:39
Cause you're asking me to

00:19:40
Sounds like you're asking me to

00:19:43
Cross Timo

00:19:44
No

00:19:46
No I'm not

00:19:47
If he finds out about this

00:19:50
He ain't going to be very happy

00:19:51
Then he won't find out about it

00:19:56
That's great logic

00:19:57
I'm not going to

00:19:59
I'm not going to tell him

00:20:00
Okay

00:20:01
Sar's not going to tell him

00:20:03
Alright

00:20:05
I'll do it

00:20:07
Alright

00:20:09
2000 credits

00:20:10
2000 you got it

00:20:13
Okay

00:20:14
Do we have 2000 credits?

00:20:18
Okay

00:20:18
Where are you

00:20:19
Where's your ship?

00:20:21
I'm off world right now

00:20:23
It's going to take me a couple hours to get there

00:20:25
Okay

00:20:26
Okay that's fine

00:20:27
Where are you going to bar?

00:20:28
I'll be over in Landon Bay

00:20:29
Oric

00:20:30
Alright

00:20:31
Oric

00:20:33
You will have time to make it

00:20:35
A pit stop

00:20:36
Before you come

00:20:37
Meet me

00:20:38
Is that a hint?

00:20:42
Over

00:20:43
He hangs up

00:20:45
Alright

00:20:47
Mac

00:20:49
Yes

00:20:50
We got to go to Landon Bay

00:20:51
Oric

00:20:52
That place

00:20:54
I know

00:20:55
It's not the best

00:20:57
But

00:20:58
It's never been a more

00:20:59
Okay

00:21:00
Both of you

00:21:01
Roll a

00:21:03
Under

00:21:03
No

00:21:04
It'll be just a knowledge check

00:21:07
Wait

00:21:08
A what?

00:21:09
Knowledge

00:21:10
It's not an underworld

00:21:12
Or a skullduggery

00:21:13
No

00:21:14
No

00:21:14
Just both roll a basic

00:21:15
Outer rim

00:21:16
Check

00:21:17
Roll an underwear check

00:21:23
Wait

00:21:23
Oh

00:21:24
Outer work

00:21:24
No

00:21:25
No

00:21:25
No

00:21:25
No

00:21:26
No

00:21:26
No difficulty

00:21:27
What

00:21:28
Yeah

00:21:31
When I

00:21:32
I meant

00:21:32
When I

00:21:32
When I said simple

00:21:33
I meant just like

00:21:34
No difficulty

00:21:34
Oh

00:21:35
Oh

00:21:37
Crap

00:21:37
I'm going the opposite

00:21:38
Go back

00:21:39
Go back

00:21:39
No

00:21:39
Five

00:21:40
Six

00:21:40
Six

00:21:41
Six

00:21:42
Difficulty

00:21:43
I need to make it go down

00:21:45
I'm working that

00:21:46
Hold up

00:21:46
There we go

00:21:47
Okay

00:21:53
Hooray

00:21:54
Uh

00:21:55
Sarn

00:21:55
You know

00:21:57
You know where

00:21:57
Landing Bay Oric is

00:21:59
And you also

00:22:01
Have a general

00:22:02
Sense of

00:22:04
Um

00:22:05
Mashuta

00:22:06
Which is where you're at

00:22:07
So

00:22:08
Okay

00:22:08
You know I gotta say it

00:22:11
Mashuta

00:22:12
Mashuta

00:22:12
You get caught up in

00:22:15
The

00:22:15
Mashuta

00:22:17
I missed that

00:22:21
Yep

00:22:22
That is some good

00:22:24
Old fashioned

00:22:25
That's like

00:22:25
That's like a

00:22:26
Nostalgia

00:22:26
Even though that was

00:22:27
Only a few months ago

00:22:28
Still your

00:22:31
Tokens are not showing up

00:22:33
This is troubling

00:22:34
Okay

00:22:36
So

00:22:36
We don't have the

00:22:37
Flower

00:22:38
Van anymore

00:22:39
Uh

00:22:41
Well the

00:22:41
Flower van

00:22:42
Is outside

00:22:42
The cantina

00:22:43
You're

00:22:43
A couple

00:22:44
Buildings

00:22:44
Away

00:22:44
Where are we

00:22:48
Then

00:22:48
I thought we were

00:22:51
Oh no

00:22:51
We left

00:22:52
Shantytown

00:22:52
Yeah you chased

00:22:53
Them down

00:22:54
You chased

00:22:55
Them down

00:22:55
Some alleys

00:22:56
And now you're

00:22:56
In like an

00:22:57
Abandoned

00:22:57
Building

00:22:58
Or like an

00:22:59
Abandoned

00:22:59
House

00:22:59
Somewhere

00:22:59
Yeah

00:23:00
Okay

00:23:01
Alright

00:23:03
Then we should

00:23:04
Sneak out the

00:23:04
Back door

00:23:05
And that's a good

00:23:06
That's a good point

00:23:07
To tell you that

00:23:08
Um

00:23:09
You did leave

00:23:10
In a firefight

00:23:11
So

00:23:12
Um

00:23:13
The town of

00:23:15
Moshuda

00:23:15
Does have an

00:23:16
Imperial presence

00:23:17
So

00:23:18
You should be

00:23:19
Careful when you

00:23:20
Walk around the

00:23:21
Streets

00:23:21
Okay

00:23:22
So

00:23:23
Now is this

00:23:24
Pre

00:23:24
Episode 4

00:23:26
Or what

00:23:26
No it's still

00:23:28
We're still in

00:23:28
Between

00:23:29
We're still

00:23:31
Within

00:23:31
The Empire

00:23:32
Having the

00:23:33
Grasp of

00:23:33
The Outer Rim

00:23:34
So it's before

00:23:35
Return of the

00:23:35
Jedi

00:23:36
After A New

00:23:36
Hope

00:23:37
After what

00:23:38
A New Hope

00:23:39
Okay

00:23:40
Okay

00:23:41
So we should

00:23:42
Walk down some

00:23:43
Alleyways

00:23:44
Like right here

00:23:45
Should leave

00:23:46
I'll leave the

00:23:47
The charge

00:23:48
Okay

00:23:49
You leave the charge

00:23:50
And

00:23:51
I put

00:23:52
Bepi Booba

00:23:53
On my back

00:23:54
Oh

00:23:55
Cause

00:23:56
Cause he can't

00:23:57
Walk very well

00:23:57
No I

00:23:58
I'm crippled now

00:23:59
I know

00:24:00
That's why you're

00:24:01
On my back

00:24:02
You're not crippled

00:24:03
You're fine

00:24:04
You still have

00:24:06
Wallace though right

00:24:07
Yeah Wallace is

00:24:08
On my shoulder

00:24:09
Well he

00:24:09
Well he's coming

00:24:11
Back

00:24:11
Whoa

00:24:11
Where'd that cat

00:24:12
Come from

00:24:13
He's like that

00:24:15
He's so quiet

00:24:15
That cat just

00:24:17
Came out of

00:24:18
Nowhere

00:24:18
Where are we

00:24:19
Going

00:24:19
Where are we

00:24:20
Going

00:24:20
Hey

00:24:21
Hey

00:24:21
Ben

00:24:22
Yeah

00:24:23
Yeah

00:24:27
Please

00:24:30
Just

00:24:31
Let's be quiet

00:24:32
I'm just

00:24:33
I'm just curious

00:24:33
Where we're going

00:24:34
I understand

00:24:35
Let's just be quiet

00:24:36
You know

00:24:37
Okay

00:24:37
I'm starting to hear

00:24:38
You know

00:24:39
I'm starting to hear

00:24:39
When I see

00:24:39
Ben Bepo

00:24:40
Where's the name

00:24:41
It's

00:24:42
You sound like

00:24:43
Stuart

00:24:44
From Mad TV

00:24:45
I'm trying to do

00:24:47
A child

00:24:47
I'll take Stuart

00:24:49
I'll take Stuart

00:24:49
Over what you thought

00:24:50
He was last time

00:24:51
And I'm not going

00:24:51
To tell you

00:24:52
Because it's going

00:24:52
To ruin everything

00:24:53
Okay

00:24:56
Can you save it

00:24:57
For after

00:24:57
Craig leaves

00:24:58
Maybe

00:25:00
Alright

00:25:01
So

00:25:03
So I put

00:25:04
Ben Bepo

00:25:06
On my back

00:25:07
I peek out

00:25:09
The back door

00:25:09
And I look

00:25:10
Okay

00:25:11
I look around

00:25:12
Should I roll

00:25:13
Perception

00:25:14
Yeah

00:25:14
Sounds good

00:25:15
Okay

00:25:16
I see

00:25:21
Nothing

00:25:21
In a good way

00:25:22
The coast

00:25:25
Is clear

00:25:25
But you do

00:25:26
You do hear

00:25:27
That there

00:25:28
There are people

00:25:29
Sort of patrolling

00:25:29
The streets

00:25:30
There's

00:25:31
There's

00:25:31
Searchlights

00:25:32
It's not

00:25:33
Crate

00:25:34
It's not like

00:25:34
A

00:25:35
Like a

00:25:35
All points

00:25:36
Bulletin

00:25:36
Like the whole

00:25:37
Town is shut

00:25:38
Down

00:25:38
But there are

00:25:39
People

00:25:39
No

00:25:39
But they're

00:25:39
Going to be

00:25:40
Distracted by

00:25:40
The dead

00:25:41
Bodies

00:25:41
Up front

00:25:42
Yeah

00:25:44
It's

00:25:44
But it's

00:25:45
Somewhat

00:25:45
Threatening

00:25:45
That there

00:25:46
Are stormtroopers

00:25:46
Sort of

00:25:47
Yeah

00:25:48
Okay

00:25:48
So we walk

00:25:50
Through this

00:25:50
Little alley

00:25:51
Here by

00:25:51
The

00:25:52
The nodules

00:25:55
Okay

00:25:56
And then

00:25:57
We walk out

00:25:58
To here

00:25:59
Where it's

00:25:59
Kind of a

00:26:00
Main

00:26:00
Not main

00:26:01
But it's

00:26:02
Not an alley

00:26:03
So it's

00:26:04
Kind of a road

00:26:04
Okay

00:26:05
Right here

00:26:06
And then

00:26:07
I want to

00:26:07
Make it

00:26:07
Over to

00:26:08
Acevedo

00:26:09
Asvedo's

00:26:11
Weapons

00:26:12
Okay

00:26:12
So I'd

00:26:14
Like to

00:26:14
Stealthily

00:26:17
Go over

00:26:18
There

00:26:18
Yeah

00:26:20
I think

00:26:21
You both

00:26:22
Should roll

00:26:22
Stealth checks

00:26:23
Stealth check

00:26:24
We can keep

00:26:28
It average

00:26:28
We'll just

00:26:30
Keep it

00:26:30
Very casual

00:26:31
So I should

00:26:32
Take away

00:26:32
My boost

00:26:33
Because I

00:26:33
Don't have

00:26:34
Mine

00:26:34
Oh man

00:26:35
I failed

00:26:36
Hard

00:26:36
But I

00:26:36
Have some

00:26:37
Advantages

00:26:37
Okay

00:26:38
I succeeded

00:26:41
Okay

00:26:43
My advantages

00:26:44
Are that

00:26:45
Boo is like

00:26:46
In my

00:26:46
Or Mac

00:26:47
Is in my

00:26:48
Shadow

00:26:48
Let's say

00:26:53
Because you

00:26:54
Have three

00:26:54
Advantages

00:26:55
And also

00:26:55
Mac has

00:26:56
Three

00:26:56
Advantages

00:26:56
Yeah

00:27:01
Let's say

00:27:01
He's making

00:27:02
Noise

00:27:02
But

00:27:03
You're able

00:27:04
To make up

00:27:05
For the fact

00:27:05
That he's

00:27:06
Making noise

00:27:06
By

00:27:07
I don't know

00:27:08
What did you

00:27:08
Say he's

00:27:09
Like in your

00:27:09
Shadow

00:27:09
Yeah he's

00:27:10
In my

00:27:11
Shadow

00:27:11
Okay

00:27:12
Just like

00:27:13
Future times

00:27:16
You're hiding

00:27:18
Behind

00:27:18
That

00:27:18
So that

00:27:20
Gets me

00:27:21
Into

00:27:21
Ace

00:27:23
Vito's

00:27:24
Weapons

00:27:24
Okay

00:27:25
I would like

00:27:27
To go

00:27:28
Inside

00:27:28
Okay

00:27:30
And

00:27:32
I put

00:27:33
Bet

00:27:33
Bebo

00:27:33
Into

00:27:35
Like

00:27:35
They got

00:27:35
Those

00:27:36
Brown

00:27:36
Things

00:27:36
With

00:27:37
Like

00:27:37
Vusters

00:27:39
Around

00:27:41
Vusters

00:27:42
The

00:27:43
Clothes

00:27:44
And racks

00:27:45
But they got

00:27:45
You know

00:27:46
Oh

00:27:47
In the shop

00:27:47
So you sneak

00:27:49
Into the shop

00:27:49
And you hide

00:27:50
We don't

00:27:51
We don't sneak

00:27:52
In

00:27:52
Well he doesn't

00:27:53
See you right

00:27:54
Away is what

00:27:54
You're gonna

00:27:54
Hide on a

00:27:55
Clothes rack

00:27:56
Yeah we're gonna

00:27:57
Hide Bebo

00:27:58
In the clothes

00:27:58
Rack of the

00:27:59
Vusters

00:27:59
Where am I

00:28:00
Hiding

00:28:00
Shut up

00:28:02
Kid get in

00:28:02
The clothes

00:28:03
Rack

00:28:03
Shut up

00:28:04
Why are you

00:28:04
Always bossing

00:28:05
Me around

00:28:06
Shut up

00:28:06
Because

00:28:07
We're the

00:28:08
Adults

00:28:08
You're the

00:28:08
Kid

00:28:09
And shut

00:28:09
Up

00:28:09
Alright

00:28:10
You're not

00:28:10
God right

00:28:11
Now

00:28:11
You're a

00:28:12
Kid

00:28:12
Shut up

00:28:13
Alright

00:28:14
Bebo

00:28:14
Just stay

00:28:15
Here

00:28:16
Alright

00:28:16
And

00:28:17
For the love

00:28:19
Of God

00:28:19
Stay here

00:28:20
And don't

00:28:21
Make a sound

00:28:21
Okay

00:28:23
I will

00:28:24
Shoot me

00:28:25
Again

00:28:25
Come back

00:28:26
Come back

00:28:27
For you

00:28:28
If you

00:28:30
Move

00:28:31
I will

00:28:32
Shoot you

00:28:32
Again

00:28:33
Oh

00:28:34
Oh

00:28:36
So

00:28:38
So I

00:28:39
Talked to

00:28:40
The

00:28:41
Shopkeep

00:28:42
And asked me

00:28:44
If you can

00:28:44
Fix my

00:28:44
Bowcaster

00:28:45
Oh

00:28:48
Okay

00:28:50
Um

00:28:51
I just thought

00:28:54
Of something

00:28:55
That might

00:28:55
Unpause

00:28:58
Yeah

00:28:59
Oh no

00:29:01
Oh no

00:29:03
Don't

00:29:03
Unpause

00:29:04
In a good way

00:29:04
I assume

00:29:05
Oh no

00:29:08
Alright

00:29:09
Let me

00:29:10
Try this

00:29:10
Maybe this

00:29:11
Will bring

00:29:12
Bring our

00:29:13
Tokens

00:29:13
Back

00:29:13
Still don't

00:29:21
See me

00:29:21
Well you

00:29:22
Weren't

00:29:22
I don't

00:29:22
Know if

00:29:23
You were

00:29:23
In this

00:29:23
One

00:29:23
No

00:29:25
What

00:29:25
The

00:29:25
Hell

00:29:26
Why

00:29:27
Wouldn't

00:29:27
I be

00:29:27
In this

00:29:27
One

00:29:28
See

00:29:28
There

00:29:28
I've

00:29:31
Been here

00:29:31
For

00:29:32
Every

00:29:32
Week

00:29:32
I don't

00:29:35
Really

00:29:35
Understand

00:29:36
Let's

00:29:40
See if

00:29:41
Did this

00:29:46
Help at

00:29:46
All

00:29:47
Nope

00:29:48
Still

00:29:49
Don't

00:29:49
See them

00:29:49
Cause I

00:29:50
Can

00:29:50
Click

00:29:51
I can

00:29:51
I can

00:29:52
Click on

00:29:52
You guys

00:29:53
Cause I

00:29:55
Just

00:29:55
Accidentally

00:29:55
Clicked

00:29:56
On

00:29:56
RX

00:29:56
Or

00:29:57
There

00:29:57
There's

00:29:58
Sarn

00:29:58
But I

00:29:59
Don't

00:30:00
See

00:30:00
You're

00:30:01
There

00:30:02
You're

00:30:02
Just

00:30:02
Invisible

00:30:02
Maybe

00:30:06
He was

00:30:06
Invisible

00:30:07
The whole

00:30:07
Time

00:30:07
Yeah

00:30:09
Maybe

00:30:09
That's

00:30:09
It

00:30:09
I'm

00:30:11
Sorry

00:30:11
I know

00:30:11
That

00:30:11
I'm

00:30:12
A

00:30:12
Magician

00:30:13
Okay

00:30:17
Alright

00:30:18
You walk

00:30:19
In

00:30:19
And behind

00:30:19
The counter

00:30:20
There is

00:30:21
A

00:30:21
There's

00:30:24
A

00:30:24
Dresselian

00:30:26
Man

00:30:26
And

00:30:28
He

00:30:30
Greets

00:30:31
You

00:30:31
At

00:30:32
The door

00:30:33
No

00:30:34
Not at

00:30:34
The door

00:30:34
Holy

00:30:35
Shit

00:30:36
There's

00:30:36
An

00:30:36
Assassin

00:30:37
Covering

00:30:38
The whole

00:30:38
That

00:30:39
That

00:30:41
Was

00:30:41
Not

00:30:42
What

00:30:42
That

00:30:42
Was

00:30:42
Supposed

00:30:42
To

00:30:42
Be

00:30:43
It

00:30:43
Was

00:30:43
Supposed

00:30:44
To

00:30:44
Show

00:30:44
The

00:30:44
Token

00:30:44
Of

00:30:44
The

00:30:45
Guy

00:30:45
I

00:30:45
Don't

00:30:45
Even

00:30:46
Know

00:30:46
Why

00:30:46
Do

00:30:46
I

00:30:46
Prepare

00:30:46
For

00:30:47
This

00:30:47
Stuff

00:30:47
You

00:30:48
Can't

00:30:48
Ever

00:30:48
Fucking

00:30:49
See

00:30:49
It

00:30:49
Expect

00:30:51
The

00:30:51
Unexpected

00:30:52
Usually

00:30:52
Can't

00:30:53
See

00:30:53
It

00:30:53
But

00:30:53
Yeah

00:30:54
Not

00:30:54
Today

00:30:55
Not

00:30:56
Today

00:30:56
Not

00:30:57
Today

00:30:58
So

00:31:00
So

00:31:00
So

00:31:01
Unbelievably

00:31:02
Frustrating

00:31:02
All

00:31:05
Right

00:31:05
Now

00:31:05
Where

00:31:05
The

00:31:05
Fuck

00:31:06
Is

00:31:06
This

00:31:06
Guy

00:31:06
Invisible

00:31:07
On

00:31:08
My

00:31:08
Sheet

00:31:08
No

00:31:08
That's

00:31:09
Sarn

00:31:09
That's

00:31:12
Uh

00:31:13
Nope

00:31:17
There's

00:31:19
Sarn

00:31:19
Look at

00:31:20
That

00:31:20
Look at

00:31:21
That

00:31:21
Handsome

00:31:21
Devil

00:31:22
Uh

00:31:24
I'm

00:31:26
Gonna

00:31:26
Keep

00:31:26
That

00:31:26
Out

00:31:27
I'm

00:31:28
Not

00:31:28
Closing

00:31:28
It

00:31:28
Ah

00:31:29
It's

00:31:30
Assassin

00:31:30
Again

00:31:31
Okay

00:31:31
Alright

00:31:31
That is

00:31:33
Distracting

00:31:34
Okay

00:31:34
You

00:31:35
You

00:31:35
Come up

00:31:35
And

00:31:36
You

00:31:36
The

00:31:36
The

00:31:37
Man

00:31:37
Sees

00:31:37
You

00:31:37
Walk

00:31:37
In

00:31:38
He

00:31:39
Goes

00:31:39
Hey

00:31:39
Hello

00:31:40
Welcome

00:31:41
To

00:31:42
Officitos

00:31:43
Weapons

00:31:43
Hello

00:31:44
Hello

00:31:46
It's

00:31:47
Quite

00:31:47
Late

00:31:48
But

00:31:49
You know

00:31:49
I was

00:31:49
About

00:31:50
To

00:31:50
Close

00:31:50
I mean

00:31:50
I

00:31:50
Kind

00:31:51
Of

00:31:51
Live

00:31:51
Here

00:31:52
So

00:31:52
What

00:31:53
Kind

00:31:53
Of

00:31:53
Weapon

00:31:53
Store

00:31:54
Is

00:31:54
This

00:31:54
The

00:31:54
One

00:31:54
That

00:31:54
Closes

00:31:55
Early

00:31:55
I

00:31:55
Thought

00:31:55
The

00:31:56
Best

00:31:56
Time

00:31:56
For

00:31:57
For

00:31:58
Weapon

00:31:59
Sales

00:31:59
Dead

00:32:00
Night

00:32:01
Yep

00:32:02
You

00:32:03
Nailed

00:32:03
My

00:32:03
Business

00:32:04
Model

00:32:04
He's

00:32:05
He's

00:32:06
Very

00:32:06
Drunk

00:32:08
Diplomatic

00:32:09
About this

00:32:10
Kind of

00:32:10
Stuff

00:32:10
Yeah

00:32:11
Oh

00:32:11
Oh yeah

00:32:12
This is

00:32:13
Pre-Diplomat

00:32:14
Max

00:32:14
Skyblade

00:32:14
What

00:32:15
What

00:32:15
What

00:32:15
Does

00:32:15
That

00:32:16
Mean

00:32:16
I'm

00:32:17
A

00:32:17
Dippo

00:32:17
Mac

00:32:18
Okay

00:32:20
What

00:32:20
Can

00:32:21
You

00:32:22
Fix

00:32:22
This

00:32:22
Boat

00:32:23
Caster

00:32:23
For

00:32:23
Me

00:32:23
Maybe

00:32:25
If

00:32:25
You're

00:32:26
Willing

00:32:26
To

00:32:26
Pay

00:32:26
What's

00:32:28
It

00:32:28
Going

00:32:28
To

00:32:28
Take

00:32:29
Uh

00:32:30
How

00:32:33
About

00:32:33
Them

00:32:34
You

00:32:35
Got

00:32:35
Money

00:32:36
How

00:32:38
Much

00:32:38
Money

00:32:38
300

00:32:42
400

00:32:42
Credits

00:32:43
I

00:32:43
Probably

00:32:43
Repair

00:32:43
This

00:32:43
Thing

00:32:44
Wait

00:32:44
What

00:32:44
Do

00:32:44
You

00:32:44
Want

00:32:45
Me

00:32:45
To

00:32:45
Repair

00:32:45
This

00:32:45
Bo

00:32:45
Caster

00:32:46
Yeah

00:32:47
Okay

00:32:48
I

00:32:49
Mean

00:32:49
It's

00:32:49
Not

00:32:49
In

00:32:49
Terrible

00:32:50
Shape

00:32:50
I

00:32:50
Mean

00:32:51
I

00:32:51
Don't

00:32:51
Know

00:32:51
How

00:32:51
Long

00:32:51
It's

00:32:51
Going

00:32:51
To

00:32:52
Last

00:32:52
But

00:32:52
You

00:32:54
Know

00:32:54
You

00:32:54
Definitely

00:32:54
Going

00:32:55
To

00:32:55
Get

00:32:55
Some

00:32:56
Use

00:32:56
Out

00:32:56
Of

00:32:56
It

00:32:56
I

00:32:58
Mean

00:32:58
So

00:32:58
That

00:32:58
Means

00:32:58
It's

00:32:59
In

00:32:59
Bad

00:33:00
Shape

00:33:00
Okay

00:33:02
How

00:33:04
Much

00:33:04
Money

00:33:04
Do

00:33:05
We

00:33:05
Have

00:33:05
You

00:33:06
Don't

00:33:06
Have

00:33:07
Any

00:33:07
Money

00:33:07
Oh

00:33:08
We

00:33:08
Got

00:33:08
Zeros

00:33:09
No

00:33:09
You

00:33:10
Have

00:33:10
You

00:33:10
Have

00:33:10
20

00:33:11
Credits

00:33:11
That's

00:33:11
What

00:33:11
But

00:33:11
Radar

00:33:12
Gave

00:33:12
You

00:33:13
Yeah

00:33:17
You

00:33:17
Guys

00:33:17
Needed

00:33:17
Money

00:33:17
That's

00:33:18
Why

00:33:18
You're

00:33:18
Doing

00:33:18
This

00:33:19
This

00:33:19
Very

00:33:19
Dangerous

00:33:20
Gig

00:33:20
I

00:33:21
Don't

00:33:21
Know

00:33:21
Why

00:33:21
I'm

00:33:21
Holding

00:33:21
Up

00:33:22
This

00:33:22
Can

00:33:24
We

00:33:24
Can

00:33:26
We

00:33:26
Can

00:33:26
I

00:33:27
Trade

00:33:27
Can

00:33:30
I

00:33:30
Trade

00:33:30
This

00:33:30
I'll

00:33:32
Take

00:33:32
That

00:33:32
Headset

00:33:32
What

00:33:35
Headset

00:33:35
The

00:33:36
One

00:33:36
You

00:33:36
Got

00:33:36
On

00:33:36
Your

00:33:37
Ears

00:33:37
No

00:33:38
I'll

00:33:39
I'll

00:33:39
Buy

00:33:39
I'll

00:33:40
I'll

00:33:40
Straight

00:33:41
Up

00:33:41
I

00:33:41
Will

00:33:42
Repair

00:33:42
This

00:33:42
Bow

00:33:42
Caster

00:33:43
For

00:33:43
Those

00:33:43
No

00:33:45
No

00:33:47
No

00:33:49
I'll

00:33:50
Throw

00:33:50
In

00:33:50
I'll

00:33:51
Throw

00:33:51
In

00:33:51
This

00:33:51
Blaster

00:33:52
Carbine

00:33:52
And

00:33:55
I'll

00:33:55
Repair

00:33:55
Your

00:33:57
Bow

00:33:59
Caster

00:34:00
Give

00:34:01
Me

00:34:01
Those

00:34:01
Head

00:34:03
Do

00:34:03
You

00:34:03
Have

00:34:03
A

00:34:05
Lesser

00:34:06
Cover

00:34:06
For

00:34:06
My

00:34:08
Head

00:34:08
No

00:34:09
All

00:34:11
Right

00:34:11
How

00:34:12
About

00:34:12
You

00:34:12
How

00:34:13
About

00:34:13
I

00:34:13
Give

00:34:13
You

00:34:13
The

00:34:13
Bow

00:34:14
Caster

00:34:14
For

00:34:16
A

00:34:16
Blaster

00:34:16
Carbine

00:34:17
Hmm

00:34:20
Roll

00:34:21
A

00:34:21
Negotiation

00:34:21
Check

00:34:22
Also

00:34:23
I

00:34:23
Don't

00:34:23
Know

00:34:23
What

00:34:23
Kind

00:34:23
Of

00:34:23
What

00:34:25
Kind

00:34:26
Of

00:34:26
Weapon

00:34:26
I

00:34:26
Had

00:34:26
I

00:34:28
Don't

00:34:28
Know

00:34:28
What

00:34:28
You

00:34:28
Were

00:34:29
Using

00:34:29
You

00:34:31
Had

00:34:31
A

00:34:31
Rifle

00:34:31
Actually

00:34:33
Now

00:34:33
That

00:34:33
I

00:34:34
Mention

00:34:34
Now

00:34:34
That

00:34:34
I

00:34:34
Oh

00:34:35
No

00:34:35
You

00:34:35
Did

00:34:35
Call

00:34:35
It

00:34:35
A

00:34:35
Carbine

00:34:36
So

00:34:38
So

00:34:38
I

00:34:38
Have

00:34:38
A

00:34:38
Blaster

00:34:39
Carbine

00:34:39
I

00:34:40
Guess

00:34:41
All

00:34:42
Right

00:34:42
Back to

00:34:43
Negotiations

00:34:44
Can I

00:34:46
Give

00:34:46
You

00:34:46
This

00:34:46
This

00:34:48
Bowcaster

00:34:48
For

00:34:50
Three

00:34:50
Stimp

00:34:51
Packs

00:34:51
Yes

00:34:53
Okay

00:34:55
Deal

00:34:56
Deal

00:34:59
He

00:35:00
Spits

00:35:00
On

00:35:00
His

00:35:00
Hand

00:35:01
You

00:35:02
Guys

00:35:02
You

00:35:03
Guys

00:35:03
Give

00:35:03
A

00:35:04
Very

00:35:04
Texas

00:35:04
Handshake

00:35:05
All

00:35:06
Right

00:35:06
You

00:35:07
Guys

00:35:07
We

00:35:08
Can

00:35:08
Grab

00:35:09
Each

00:35:09
Other's

00:35:10
Asses

00:35:10
Later

00:35:10
All

00:35:11
Right

00:35:11
So

00:35:12
All

00:35:14
Right

00:35:14
You

00:35:14
Just

00:35:14
Talked

00:35:15
Your

00:35:15
Way

00:35:15
Out

00:35:15
Of

00:35:15
A

00:35:15
Stimp

00:35:15
Pack

00:35:16
Buddy

00:35:16
I

00:35:18
Don't

00:35:18
Care

00:35:18
All

00:35:19
Right

00:35:19
So

00:35:19
I

00:35:20
Go

00:35:20
Back

00:35:20
You

00:35:20
You

00:35:20
You are

00:35:21
Half

00:35:21
Dead

00:35:21
I

00:35:23
Don't

00:35:23
Care

00:35:23
That's

00:35:24
Why

00:35:24
I

00:35:24
Don't

00:35:24
Care

00:35:24
Can

00:35:25
Be

00:35:25
Half

00:35:26
Dead

00:35:26
And

00:35:26
Not

00:35:26
Care

00:35:27
All

00:35:27
Right

00:35:27
I

00:35:28
Go

00:35:28
I

00:35:28
Go

00:35:28
Back

00:35:29
To

00:35:29
The

00:35:29
Buster

00:35:29
Rack

00:35:30
I

00:35:31
Open

00:35:31
It

00:35:31
And

00:35:33
I

00:35:33
Got

00:35:33
My

00:35:33
Fingers

00:35:34
Crossed

00:35:35
As

00:35:35
I

00:35:35
Open

00:35:36
It

00:35:36
I

00:35:36
Hope

00:35:37
He's

00:35:37
There

00:35:37
I

00:35:38
Hope

00:35:39
This

00:35:39
Little

00:35:39
Fucker

00:35:39
Is

00:35:40
There

00:35:40
And

00:35:43
I

00:35:43
Pull

00:35:43
Open

00:35:44
The

00:35:44
Busters

00:35:44
And

00:35:45
I

00:35:45
Look

00:35:46
Down

00:35:46
And

00:35:49
He's

00:35:49
Not

00:35:49
There

00:35:50
God

00:35:52
Damn

00:35:53
It

00:35:53
Bebo

00:35:59
What

00:36:01
What

00:36:01
What

00:36:01
Are

00:36:01
You

00:36:02
Yell

00:36:02
It

00:36:02
What

00:36:03
Where

00:36:03
Are

00:36:03
You

00:36:04
Bebo

00:36:04
We

00:36:05
Lost

00:36:05
Our

00:36:06
Child

00:36:06
Not

00:36:06
You

00:36:07
Acevedo

00:36:09
Acevedo

00:36:10
Acevedo

00:36:11
Get

00:36:12
Never

00:36:13
Heard

00:36:13
Of

00:36:13
Avocado

00:36:13
Stop

00:36:15
I'm

00:36:15
Looking

00:36:16
For

00:36:16
A

00:36:18
Child

00:36:18
Something

00:36:19
An

00:36:20
Elephant

00:36:20
But

00:36:21
He

00:36:21
Walks

00:36:22
On

00:36:22
His

00:36:22
Hind

00:36:22
Legs

00:36:23
Oh

00:36:23
That's

00:36:24
He

00:36:24
Would

00:36:24
Never

00:36:24
Fit

00:36:25
In

00:36:25
Here

00:36:25
He

00:36:26
Fit

00:36:27
He

00:36:27
Fit

00:36:27
Somewhere

00:36:28
In

00:36:28
Here

00:36:28
And

00:36:28
He

00:36:28
Got

00:36:28
Away

00:36:29
So

00:36:29
Where

00:36:29
He

00:36:29
Go

00:36:29
Do

00:36:30
You

00:36:30
See

00:36:30
Him

00:36:30
Run

00:36:32
A

00:36:32
Perception

00:36:32
Check

00:36:32
For

00:36:33
Us

00:36:33
Okay

00:36:34
Both

00:36:36
Of

00:36:36
You

00:36:36
Roll

00:36:37
A

00:36:37
Perception

00:36:37
Check

00:36:37
No

00:36:38
I

00:36:38
Told

00:36:39
You

00:36:39
To

00:36:39
Roll

00:36:39
Perception

00:36:40
Check

00:36:40
No

00:36:40
Difficulty

00:36:41
No

00:36:43
Diplomacy

00:36:44
No

00:36:45
Diplomacy

00:36:45
Oh

00:36:48
Crap

00:36:48
No

00:36:48
Not

00:36:49
Three

00:36:49
Not

00:36:49
Four

00:36:50
Back

00:36:50
The

00:36:50
Other

00:36:50
Way

00:36:51
Well

00:36:51
I

00:36:52
Succeeded

00:36:53
Well

00:36:53
You

00:36:53
Couldn't

00:36:54
Have

00:36:54
Failed

00:36:54
Because

00:36:55
There

00:36:55
Was

00:36:55
No

00:36:55
Difficulty

00:36:55
Literally

00:36:56
Yeah

00:36:57
But

00:36:57
I

00:36:57
Could

00:36:57
Have

00:36:57
Got

00:36:58
Zero

00:36:58
Hey

00:36:59
I

00:36:59
Succeeded

00:37:00
Okay

00:37:01
Uh

00:37:02
Three

00:37:02
So

00:37:03
So

00:37:03
So

00:37:04
Mac

00:37:04
You

00:37:05
Do

00:37:05
See

00:37:06
There's

00:37:06
A

00:37:06
Um

00:37:07
On

00:37:09
On

00:37:09
The

00:37:09
Way

00:37:09
You

00:37:10
Notice

00:37:10
Over

00:37:10
By

00:37:11
Let's

00:37:12
Say

00:37:12
There's

00:37:14
A trail

00:37:14
On

00:37:15
The

00:37:15
Way

00:37:15
Down

00:37:16
To

00:37:16
The

00:37:16
Side

00:37:17
Of

00:37:17
There's

00:37:18
Like

00:37:18
One

00:37:18
Empty

00:37:19
Um

00:37:20
Like a

00:37:23
Candy

00:37:23
Wrapper

00:37:24
Um

00:37:25
No

00:37:26
No

00:37:26
It's

00:37:27
A cool

00:37:27
It's

00:37:27
A

00:37:27
Kool-Aid

00:37:28
Bottle

00:37:28
Um

00:37:29
That

00:37:30
Is

00:37:30
Like

00:37:30
Kool-Aid

00:37:31
Bebo

00:37:31
On

00:37:33
On

00:37:33
On

00:37:34
The

00:37:34
Way

00:37:34
Out

00:37:35
To

00:37:35
The

00:37:35
To

00:37:35
The

00:37:36
Right

00:37:36
To

00:37:36
Sort

00:37:37
Of

00:37:37
The

00:37:37
Back

00:37:37
Um

00:37:38
But

00:37:39
Inside

00:37:40
The

00:37:40
Back room

00:37:40
It's

00:37:40
Inside

00:37:41
The

00:37:41
The

00:37:41
Weapons

00:37:42
Place

00:37:42
So

00:37:46
What

00:37:46
Did

00:37:46
I

00:37:47
See

00:37:47
A

00:37:47
Candy

00:37:47
Wrapper

00:37:48
No

00:37:48
It's

00:37:49
A

00:37:49
It's

00:37:49
A

00:37:49
Kool-Aid

00:37:50
Bottle

00:37:50
It's

00:37:50
An

00:37:50
Empty

00:37:51
Kool-Aid

00:37:51
Bottle

00:37:51
Oh

00:37:52
My

00:37:52
God

00:37:53
I

00:37:54
Found

00:37:54
A

00:37:54
Kool-Aid

00:37:54
Bottle

00:37:55
Bottle

00:37:55
Guys

00:37:55
I

00:37:55
Think

00:37:56
He

00:37:56
Might

00:37:56
Have

00:37:56
Went

00:37:56
Yonder

00:37:57
You

00:37:59
Can

00:37:59
Just

00:37:59
Say

00:38:00
That

00:38:00
Way

00:38:00
Yeah

00:38:02
But

00:38:02
It's

00:38:02
Less

00:38:02
Cool

00:38:02
This

00:38:03
This

00:38:04
Is

00:38:04
Not

00:38:04
The

00:38:04
Space

00:38:05
Oregon

00:38:05
Trail

00:38:05
Not

00:38:07
Yet

00:38:07
Sarn

00:38:08
Being

00:38:08
Character

00:38:08
Sarn

00:38:10
Stop

00:38:10
Being

00:38:11
Such

00:38:11
Sassy

00:38:13
You're

00:38:15
So

00:38:15
Sarn

00:38:16
Castic

00:38:16
I

00:38:17
Wasn't

00:38:17
In

00:38:18
Character

00:38:18
Oh

00:38:19
Dude

00:38:19
Sarn

00:38:20
Castic

00:38:20
How

00:38:20
Did

00:38:21
It

00:38:21
Take

00:38:21
Me

00:38:21
31

00:38:22
Sessions

00:38:22
To

00:38:22
Come

00:38:22
Up

00:38:23
With

00:38:23
That

00:38:23
I

00:38:24
Gotta

00:38:25
Pee

00:38:26
Yeah

00:38:27
Me

00:38:27
Too

00:38:27
After

00:38:28
That

00:38:28
One

00:38:28
Oh

00:38:29
Man

00:38:29
You

00:38:29
Gotta

00:38:29
Pee

00:38:30
I

00:38:30
Got

00:38:30
A

00:38:30
Feeling

00:38:31
I

00:38:31
Quit

00:38:32
This

00:38:32
Whole

00:38:33
Game

00:38:33
I

00:38:35
Mean

00:38:35
For

00:38:35
A

00:38:35
Child's

00:38:36
Game

00:38:36
A

00:38:38
Child

00:38:38
Hold it

00:39:08
To

00:39:10
To

00:39:10
Thank you.

00:41:10
All right.

00:41:18
Where were we?

00:41:22
I'm pretty sure we were chasing after a child.

00:41:25
Okay.

00:41:26
We are definitely chasing after a child.

00:41:29
A little elephant child.

00:41:32
I specifically told him to stay in the busters.

00:41:35
I, I, you know what?

00:41:37
I looked at those.

00:41:38
I could see myself in one of those one day.

00:41:40
Not yet.

00:41:41
I don't think I'm ready.

00:41:43
I don't think.

00:41:45
I think right now I just want a regular vest with like padding on the shoulders.

00:41:51
I really think that will help.

00:41:52
You know, I got weak shoulders.

00:41:54
I'm demasculating you up.

00:41:55
Yeah, I get it.

00:41:56
Wow.

00:41:57
If anything, you need to demasculate.

00:42:00
Wow.

00:42:02
Why?

00:42:03
Why should I demasculate?

00:42:04
Because I don't know which way you're going.

00:42:06
You're like an otter.

00:42:07
You know what's all I need to demasculate?

00:42:09
And I'm sitting there, I'm poking him in the chest while we're arguing.

00:42:11
You are like a, you're like a space, you are like a space otter.

00:42:16
You don't know whether you're in the water or on land.

00:42:18
You know, I sell vests.

00:42:21
He's got a point and it would look good on you.

00:42:24
A vest or a vest?

00:42:26
Vest.

00:42:27
I don't have any money.

00:42:29
Will you give it to me for free?

00:42:31
That's, that's a big negative.

00:42:34
How about, uh, we, how about we run a negotiation check and see if you, see if that works.

00:42:40
You're not going to negotiate to get that.

00:42:42
He gives it to you for free.

00:42:43
Yeah, but he's going to get like three triumphs.

00:42:46
But with only one proficiency die.

00:42:50
Let me, come on.

00:42:51
Can I do it?

00:42:52
No, no.

00:42:52
No.

00:42:54
If he had a better deal than free.

00:42:57
There's no better deal than free.

00:42:59
For you.

00:43:00
Yeah.

00:43:01
I'm broke.

00:43:03
All right.

00:43:03
All right.

00:43:04
I walk up to Mac.

00:43:05
Yes.

00:43:06
And I stab him with the step back.

00:43:08
Oh, man.

00:43:10
I mean, I did it in your chest.

00:43:15
I don't know why you reacted that way.

00:43:18
Oh, yeah.

00:43:19
Well, it's very, it's very stimulating.

00:43:21
Apparently.

00:43:23
Yeah.

00:43:25
I, yeah.

00:43:26
You got another one in you?

00:43:28
Stimp packs automatically deal five wounds.

00:43:33
Sarn has two more.

00:43:35
Yes.

00:43:36
And Sarn stamps, stamps, stamps Sarn self in the butt with one.

00:43:42
In the butt cheek.

00:43:44
Okay.

00:43:45
I was going to like the butt hole.

00:43:49
No, butt cheek.

00:43:51
Okay.

00:43:51
Butt cheek.

00:43:53
Butt cheek.

00:43:54
All right.

00:43:55
Sarn heals.

00:43:57
Yeah, we both healed.

00:44:00
Great.

00:44:00
I still have one Stimp pack left.

00:44:02
I hope you, well, I hope you save it for Bed Bebo.

00:44:06
Yes, that's the plan.

00:44:08
Where is Bed Bebo?

00:44:11
I told you that there was a clue in a direction and you guys decided to bicker.

00:44:17
I followed that direction.

00:44:20
I said it was yonder.

00:44:21
Okay.

00:44:22
No, hold on.

00:44:24
Hold on, Matt.

00:44:24
Hold on.

00:44:25
You distract Acevedo with trying to get something for free while I follow the path in the back

00:44:35
to find Bed Bebo.

00:44:38
Why are we trying to save them?

00:44:39
Does he not?

00:44:43
I mean, I thought you were taking the high road here.

00:44:47
I know, but why are we, why are we, is, I mean, why did we do, do we got.

00:44:53
It's mostly for Wallace.

00:44:54
What?

00:44:55
You guys don't have a cat in here, do you?

00:44:57
What if the cat was hiding in the kahuna this whole time?

00:45:03
It could, it could be.

00:45:06
We don't know.

00:45:07
We still are in the middle of this story.

00:45:09
Never knows.

00:45:11
Okay.

00:45:12
All right.

00:45:12
So Sarn, you're, you're looking for Bed Bebo.

00:45:15
You sort of send Mac away.

00:45:17
Mac doesn't really believe that he needs to distract the shopkeeper.

00:45:20
So he doesn't.

00:45:20
And he's just looking through the rack of vests and vests.

00:45:24
But you walk towards that empty Kool-Aid bottle and you notice it's on the way to the bathroom.

00:45:31
And you start to see out of your, out of the eye, out of the corner of your eye, there's a,

00:45:36
there's a bathroom.

00:45:38
All right.

00:45:39
Go and knock on the bathroom door.

00:45:41
Hello?

00:45:42
The occupado.

00:45:43
Oh, Bev.

00:45:45
It's Sarn.

00:45:46
Sarn?

00:45:48
Mommy?

00:45:50
Yes, Sarn.

00:45:50
New mommy?

00:45:51
Yes, new mommy.

00:45:54
Yeah.

00:45:54
Yeah.

00:45:54
Can you open the door and let me in?

00:45:56
Well, I'm almost done.

00:45:57
Then you hear, you hear his space toilet flush and he, he opens the door.

00:46:01
All right.

00:46:02
I go inside, close the door behind me and jab him with a, ah!

00:46:08
With a stimp pad.

00:46:09
You're always hurting me.

00:46:11
This is good.

00:46:13
It does.

00:46:14
I'm going to heal your leg so I don't have to carry you.

00:46:17
Oh, that's not how that works.

00:46:19
Okay.

00:46:21
I'm going to stab you so you can.

00:46:23
Ow!

00:46:23
With a stimp pad to heal you.

00:46:27
I mean, it still hurts.

00:46:28
You're a, who's new mommy's little, little man?

00:46:34
It's, it's, do you, do you tussle his hair?

00:46:38
I go, tussle his trunk.

00:46:40
No, he, he doesn't have any hair.

00:46:42
Oh, that's right, I don't.

00:46:43
Are you, are you new mommy's little man?

00:46:46
I am.

00:46:47
All right.

00:46:48
Then you need to be quiet when I do this jab.

00:46:51
Go!

00:46:52
And he tries his best.

00:46:54
He lets out a little yelp, but not as loud as he did it when you did it for pretend.

00:46:58
Okay.

00:47:00
All right.

00:47:01
Then we walk out.

00:47:02
And he, he's sort of rubbing.

00:47:04
Where did you get him?

00:47:05
On the arm?

00:47:05
The arm.

00:47:06
He's, he's rubbing his arm as he comes out.

00:47:08
Where's new daddy?

00:47:11
Mac.

00:47:14
Let's go.

00:47:14
Oh, Mr. Mac.

00:47:16
That's right.

00:47:17
Mr. Mac.

00:47:18
Sorry.

00:47:19
I was just admiring these, uh, these vests.

00:47:22
You should buy one.

00:47:24
Uh, yeah.

00:47:28
Buy one.

00:47:29
That's what I'll do.

00:47:31
Yes.

00:47:31
Buy one.

00:47:33
How do I steal?

00:47:35
What's this check for that?

00:47:36
I would be, I don't know.

00:47:41
So what do we have here?

00:47:42
That skullduggery stealth or?

00:47:45
Oh, no.

00:47:45
Definitely skullduggery.

00:47:48
Is that just a regular check?

00:47:49
Um.

00:47:51
No.

00:47:53
Yeah.

00:47:54
Yeah.

00:47:54
Yeah.

00:47:55
Let's go average.

00:47:56
Come on.

00:47:59
Yeah.

00:48:00
Guess what I just, guess what I just stole in my pants.

00:48:04
So you, so wait, how did you, how did you steal it?

00:48:08
I went and took it into the bathroom?

00:48:10
Into the room and I put it on like underwear and put my pants back on.

00:48:13
You took it into the bathroom?

00:48:16
No, no.

00:48:18
The, the fitting room.

00:48:19
Oh, right.

00:48:20
There's no, the fitting room.

00:48:21
There's no cameras.

00:48:21
You ever notice how there's no cameras in Star Wars?

00:48:24
Or, or.

00:48:25
Yeah.

00:48:26
You ever notice how there's dressing rooms in, uh, weapon shops?

00:48:29
Uh, dressing room in the weapon shop.

00:48:36
Just so you know, you look good when you're, you know, out in a murder spree.

00:48:41
All right.

00:48:42
All right.

00:48:43
Cool.

00:48:43
Okay.

00:48:44
This is uncomfortable.

00:48:45
All right.

00:48:47
So, so we're, we're, we come out, right?

00:48:50
Well, Matt comes out of the room.

00:48:55
Dressing room.

00:48:57
Dressing room.

00:48:58
Mr. Mac, are you wearing a diaper?

00:49:02
No, just keep walking, kid.

00:49:05
And I sound, I'm waddling like a fucking, like, like, like a duck.

00:49:09
I look, I look at us, us vetoes.

00:49:14
Okay.

00:49:14
And I say, hey, it sounded like someone like was rummaging around in the back door or in

00:49:22
the back room.

00:49:23
And he turns around to look.

00:49:25
He's like, where?

00:49:25
In the back.

00:49:28
Like, I thought I could have heard a door or something open in there.

00:49:31
And then a couple of boxes just being ripped open.

00:49:34
I flipped the light side point.

00:49:36
Yeah.

00:49:36
But I don't think Boo saw it.

00:49:38
There.

00:49:40
Now he sees it.

00:49:41
Huh?

00:49:45
And then he, he goes around.

00:49:47
It's by those damn rats.

00:49:48
I got all running around here.

00:49:50
And he goes back and he keeps swearing.

00:49:52
And he.

00:49:53
All right, guys, let's go.

00:49:54
Let's go.

00:49:54
Let's go.

00:49:54
Let's leave.

00:49:55
Let's, let's leave.

00:49:56
Mac.

00:50:00
Mac bottles out.

00:50:04
All right.

00:50:04
We should probably walk towards, uh, Landon Bay Oric.

00:50:07
Okay.

00:50:11
Um.

00:50:14
So we walk towards Landon Bay Oric.

00:50:17
Okay.

00:50:18
You walk towards Landon Bay Oric and you, you approach the landing bay.

00:50:23
It, it being basically the equivalent of an airport or like a seaport is crawling with

00:50:29
stormtroopers.

00:50:30
There's, there's a lot of stormtroopers out there.

00:50:37
I'm assuming I'm still in your backpack.

00:50:41
Yes.

00:50:44
Who's in the backpack?

00:50:45
I'm Bet Bebo.

00:50:47
You remember me.

00:50:48
I didn't put you in a backpack.

00:50:50
I can't walk.

00:50:51
Oh, am I just holding your back?

00:50:54
Yes.

00:50:55
I healed you.

00:50:56
Yeah.

00:50:57
I still have a critical injury that.

00:50:59
Yes.

00:50:59
But you can hobble.

00:51:01
I don't have to carry you.

00:51:02
This is, I'm going to complain a lot though.

00:51:05
You're not crippled.

00:51:06
We fixed you.

00:51:07
I'm still crippled.

00:51:09
I think you're just making it up.

00:51:11
No, you would need to make a medical check to cure me from crippleness.

00:51:15
No.

00:51:16
You think you need to make a deception check to see if we believe you.

00:51:20
It's not deception.

00:51:21
Hold on.

00:51:22
Hold on.

00:51:22
I can do this with a medical check?

00:51:24
Yeah.

00:51:25
For a critical, a critical injury?

00:51:27
Yeah.

00:51:29
I don't want you to do it.

00:51:32
You just hurt me.

00:51:33
I want Mr. Mac to do it.

00:51:34
No, I'm good.

00:51:36
I didn't know this.

00:51:38
Every time you do something to me, it hurts.

00:51:41
Hold on.

00:51:42
You pistol whipped me.

00:51:44
I didn't know that was the deal.

00:51:45
Otherwise, I would have done the medical check when I injected him with the Stimpak.

00:51:49
Well, I mean, he had wounds too.

00:51:52
So his wounds are healed.

00:51:54
But he also has a critical injury.

00:51:58
Well, I'd rather have solved a critical injury so he could walk like a normal being.

00:52:04
Well, that's not my fault.

00:52:07
You don't know the rules.

00:52:09
Well, you didn't tell us the rules, so it is your fault as a GM.

00:52:13
Well, we're not going back.

00:52:16
You used Stimpak on him.

00:52:17
It healed his wounds.

00:52:18
But you also need to heal his critical wounds.

00:52:23
Okay.

00:52:24
How do I heal his critical wounds?

00:52:27
You have to...

00:52:29
I mean, I assume it's a medicine check.

00:52:33
Character may also help someone recover from a critical injury by making a medicine check

00:52:40
with the difficulty equal to the severity rating of the critical injury.

00:52:43
The character may attempt one medicine check per week per critical injury.

00:52:46
So it's...

00:52:48
It's a hard critical...

00:52:51
I mean, it's a hard critical injury, so it would be a hard medicine check.

00:52:55
Okay.

00:52:55
That's not hard.

00:52:59
Oh, there...

00:53:00
Okay.

00:53:01
You mean that's that hard?

00:53:03
No, no, no.

00:53:04
I'm sorry.

00:53:04
The dice rolled off the screen.

00:53:06
But I see it in the roll here.

00:53:08
You failed.

00:53:10
So I pick Ben Bebo up in my chest, and I'm carrying him.

00:53:18
You know, like, your one was a child that is tired from walking around and visiting...

00:53:24
shanty town all day.

00:53:26
Like, it's a zoo.

00:53:27
Mm-hmm.

00:53:28
And then I start walking past to...

00:53:33
to land in Bay.

00:53:35
Okay.

00:53:37
There are a lot of stormtroopers.

00:53:40
Okay.

00:53:42
Well, Mac has to come up next to me.

00:53:44
Okay.

00:53:45
Mac, can you join me?

00:53:48
Yes.

00:53:49
I say we pretend we're a family getting on a ship.

00:53:53
That's what I was getting at.

00:53:54
Yeah.

00:53:55
I happen to know I'm very good at deception.

00:54:00
Are you?

00:54:05
Are you just saying this?

00:54:07
I'm way better than I should be at this stage of my life.

00:54:09
Okay.

00:54:11
At this stage of my life, yes.

00:54:13
I mean, I'm not really going to try and track what it used to be.

00:54:18
It's unfair, but whatever.

00:54:20
I don't care that much.

00:54:23
All right.

00:54:24
So, lots of stormtroopers kind of like that scene in Solo where they're going up to the, you know, up to the gates.

00:54:33
And there's all the, you know, they have to walk through the basically passport control.

00:54:38
Yeah.

00:54:39
Um, and it's going to be in order to, yeah, you get closer and closer up to it.

00:54:50
Um, just stormtroopers kind of looking at you.

00:54:54
Um, they're not searching up here yet.

00:54:56
And so they're not stopping.

00:54:58
Well, they are picking people off randomly.

00:55:01
And you get up to the front and a stormtrooper picks you out of line and says,

00:55:10
You!

00:55:11
Over here for questioning.

00:55:13
Which one?

00:55:15
The one with the blue man on his back.

00:55:18
No, chest.

00:55:20
Chest.

00:55:21
It depends on its chest.

00:55:24
Get over here.

00:55:25
Identify yourself.

00:55:28
It's a stormtrooper.

00:55:28
It's one stormtrooper and two others.

00:55:31
Identify yourself.

00:55:36
My name is Bob, Bob Bebo.

00:55:39
Bob Bebo, the jazz musician?

00:55:42
Get out of here.

00:55:44
The jizz musician.

00:55:47
Yeah, the jizz musician?

00:55:49
You don't look like no order line to me.

00:55:51
I know who, I know who Bob Bebo is.

00:55:54
Have you ever met me before?

00:55:57
I have not met you, but I know you.

00:56:00
I know Bob Bebo is an Ornolan.

00:56:02
No, you don't know.

00:56:04
You are clearly a Twi'lek of unknown gender.

00:56:06
At least he's fair.

00:56:09
Fair.

00:56:13
But you don't really know what I look like, do you?

00:56:23
All right, then.

00:56:24
All right, then.

00:56:25
Your species is very different.

00:56:29
You're a different color and shape.

00:56:31
That's racist.

00:56:34
That is very racist.

00:56:36
What leads you to believe my species?

00:56:40
How dare you assume my species?

00:56:43
Sir.

00:56:44
Their species.

00:56:44
Their species.

00:56:46
Sir.

00:56:46
We're going to need to take you in.

00:56:48
And he reaches for your hands to put you in binders.

00:56:53
And I slap it away.

00:56:55
Go let me talk to your manager.

00:56:57
You will not talk to our manager.

00:56:59
I need to talk to your superior now.

00:57:02
They draw their weapons.

00:57:04
Oh, my God.

00:57:05
Sarn, you're a Karen.

00:57:06
You're a Saren.

00:57:07
I know, right?

00:57:07
Yes.

00:57:08
That's what I was kind of going for.

00:57:10
Oh, my God.

00:57:13
I didn't know that could happen at Star Wars.

00:57:15
He said, sir, sir, calm down.

00:57:17
Do not assume my gender.

00:57:20
And they reach again to put you in binders.

00:57:24
I shoot.

00:57:29
You shoot?

00:57:31
I shoot.

00:57:32
No, you can't.

00:57:34
Why?

00:57:35
You can't just start shooting.

00:57:36
Why not?

00:57:37
I want to shoot.

00:57:40
I shoot.

00:57:42
You shoot?

00:57:43
No, you don't.

00:57:43
Oh, you had to start the music.

00:57:48
That's what it was.

00:57:48
I was vamping.

00:57:50
All right.

00:57:59
Roll for initiative.

00:58:00
Can I still pretend like I'm hiding in line?

00:58:05
Am I a part of this?

00:58:06
Not yet.

00:58:07
You're still.

00:58:08
They did not notice that you were together.

00:58:10
Oh, I'm just hiding in line.

00:58:13
I don't know Sarn that well yet.

00:58:14
Can you put up the initiative role in the combat?

00:58:20
Although I'm not sure how I'm going to add you.

00:58:22
Oh, can I just add?

00:58:24
No.

00:58:26
Of course not.

00:58:29
Um.

00:58:30
All right.

00:58:30
All right.

00:58:34
Sarn in combat.

00:58:35
And then I need to add stormtroopers, right?

00:58:39
Sarn's got 2.01 initiative.

00:58:55
This is bad now.

00:58:57
I can't find my stormtroopers.

00:58:58
There we go.

00:59:05
Add to combat.

00:59:07
Add to combat.

00:59:10
Add to combat.

00:59:15
Add to combat.

00:59:17
Did I get all three of them in there?

00:59:18
Yeah.

00:59:19
Okay.

00:59:20
Shit.

00:59:22
This is very bad.

00:59:24
Yeah, it's very bad.

00:59:26
Oh, no.

00:59:28
Oh, no.

00:59:33
Can Sarn die before our quest starts?

00:59:38
I mean, what's going to happen?

00:59:39
Oh, no.

00:59:40
Can it be later revealed that his whole leg is actually just a robot?

00:59:47
Can we keep up Sarn's leg?

00:59:49
I'm hiding in line with my bags, and I'm just trying to fucking blend in like, oh, this is bad.

00:59:54
Come on.

00:59:55
I get someone in a surprise attack, though, right?

00:59:58
Who?

00:59:59
No.

00:59:59
How do you get a surprise attack?

01:00:01
They asked you to stop.

01:00:03
They are police officers.

01:00:05
They said, please, please, I'm going to put biners on you.

01:00:09
You yelled, I want to see your manager.

01:00:11
I pulled a gun to shoot him.

01:00:12
I pulled a gun to shoot one of them.

01:00:16
I...

01:00:18
I...

01:00:19
You may roll...

01:00:22
You're going to get him out of this one.

01:00:23
I'm dying.

01:00:24
If you're...

01:00:26
A light side point, I will give you a setback, difficult...

01:00:33
Not difficult, average check for your blaster.

01:00:39
With a setback.

01:00:40
Yeah, with a setback, average difficulty.

01:00:43
No, no, I've got a human shield...

01:00:46
I've got...

01:00:47
I've got a life shield on my chest.

01:00:50
Okay, well, you can do whatever you want on your maneuver.

01:00:55
So, the first Stormtrooper says...

01:00:59
So, with the first turn, they say, surrender, sir.

01:01:04
And he holds his blaster pointed at you.

01:01:06
No.

01:01:08
Okay.

01:01:10
Okay.

01:01:13
I can't believe this happened.

01:01:14
What am I supposed to do?

01:01:17
Uh, just talk to him!

01:01:19
Could you imagine?

01:01:22
Is this how you react in real life?

01:01:23
Is this how you react to TSA?

01:01:25
TSA doesn't draw their fucking guns at me.

01:01:30
The second Stormtrooper aims at you and says, surrender or we will fire.

01:01:37
Then you're gonna have to kill this little kid.

01:01:41
Sorry, this little man.

01:01:43
Hey, no!

01:01:44
No, I don't like that deal!

01:01:46
No, I don't either.

01:01:48
Okay, uh, the third...

01:01:50
The third Stormtrooper, um...

01:01:52
Fires.

01:01:55
Oh, shit.

01:01:57
Okay.

01:01:58
Also, I don't know...

01:02:00
Hold the kid hostage and get us a ship.

01:02:02
I don't know how much help I have.

01:02:04
Hold the kid hostage and get us a ship.

01:02:06
You have one wound.

01:02:08
Oh, I only got one?

01:02:11
Yeah, because you, uh, you healed.

01:02:13
You had six.

01:02:14
I know...

01:02:15
Well, yeah, but I didn't know...

01:02:16
I didn't know how much I had prior.

01:02:21
Uh, you had six before.

01:02:23
I didn't know how much I could take.

01:02:27
Twelve, right?

01:02:30
Yeah, so I have eleven.

01:02:32
Plus this.

01:02:33
And he failed.

01:02:38
Yeah, he failed.

01:02:39
It's your turn.

01:02:39
Oh.

01:02:41
Uh, who...

01:02:45
Who...

01:02:45
Was the Stormtrooper being mouthy to me?

01:02:48
Um, let's say it was...

01:02:50
I mean, they're all kind of being mouthy to you.

01:02:52
The second one said we will fire.

01:02:54
The first one said, uh, please surrender.

01:02:56
I shoot the please surrender one.

01:03:03
That would be the second one?

01:03:05
Yeah, well, I draw my weapon as my free action.

01:03:08
Yep.

01:03:09
I shoot the second one.

01:03:12
Okay.

01:03:13
Okay.

01:03:13
So that's...

01:03:37
Twelve damage.

01:03:39
Okay.

01:03:40
Okay.

01:03:42
I dialed it back to, uh, my carbide.

01:03:45
Well, what else would it have been?

01:03:47
My blaster rifle.

01:03:49
Isn't the carbide more...

01:03:52
More damage?

01:03:54
No.

01:03:56
They're the same.

01:03:57
Okay.

01:03:57
But I just wanted...

01:03:59
I just wanted to let you know that, like, I'm being fair about it.

01:04:03
Yeah, that's exactly what that is.

01:04:05
All right.

01:04:06
Is that sarcasm?

01:04:07
Yep.

01:04:08
Why?

01:04:10
All right, fine.

01:04:11
Okay.

01:04:12
Hold on.

01:04:15
They're close range.

01:04:16
Take one of those...

01:04:18
No.

01:04:19
Take one of those...

01:04:19
No, because they rolled for medium range.

01:04:23
Okay.

01:04:23
All right.

01:04:24
Fine.

01:04:24
So are we at...

01:04:27
I guess we are at close range.

01:04:29
Okay.

01:04:29
All right.

01:04:30
Medium range.

01:04:32
We're at medium now?

01:04:33
No, we were at medium.

01:04:35
Medium is...

01:04:36
Two purple.

01:04:38
Yeah.

01:04:41
All right.

01:04:41
So are we going to do the next rolls at close or are we going to keep doing it at medium?

01:04:45
I mean, it's probably close.

01:04:47
I think medium, though.

01:04:49
Well, yeah, medium.

01:04:51
So you want to do it at medium.

01:04:53
They backed up a little bit as soon as I fired it.

01:04:56
Okay.

01:04:56
As soon as you drew your weapon, you guys backed up a little bit.

01:04:59
Yeah.

01:04:59
Okay.

01:05:01
So the first stormtrooper aims, fires.

01:05:09
What's the boost?

01:05:10
What's the boost?

01:05:10
It's an aim.

01:05:12
Oh, because he aimed.

01:05:13
Okay.

01:05:13
Yeah.

01:05:13
Uh...

01:05:16
The advantage...

01:05:18
Advantage being...

01:05:20
That...

01:05:21
Um...

01:05:21
The firing made you dodge...

01:05:23
And sets up the next stormtrooper for a boost.

01:05:29
And dropping the kid?

01:05:31
Did you drop the kid?

01:05:32
Uh...

01:05:34
As soon as I dodged.

01:05:35
Okay.

01:05:36
You dropped the kid.

01:05:38
As soon as I dodged, I dropped the kid.

01:05:40
You dropped the kid.

01:05:41
All right.

01:05:45
I'm just wondering what...

01:05:47
What...

01:05:47
What thing we're saying tonight is going to end up being the title.

01:05:50
Okay.

01:05:50
You dropped the kid.

01:05:51
You dropped the kid.

01:05:53
All right.

01:05:55
So...

01:05:56
One success.

01:05:57
Oh, so what...

01:05:59
They're...

01:05:59
They're shooting rifles.

01:06:00
I did not pick the...

01:06:01
Uh...

01:06:03
What is a rifle?

01:06:05
I guess you have it in front of you.

01:06:07
It's nine damage.

01:06:07
Wait.

01:06:10
The rifle?

01:06:10
Blaster rifle?

01:06:12
Blaster rifle.

01:06:15
Blaster rifle is nine damage.

01:06:16
And then it's plus...

01:06:18
The advantages, right?

01:06:19
Or the number of successes.

01:06:20
Number of successes?

01:06:21
Yeah, so it's ten.

01:06:22
So it's ten.

01:06:23
Well, six with my soak.

01:06:26
Okay.

01:06:30
Okay.

01:06:30
Yeah.

01:06:33
Do you...

01:06:33
I can...

01:06:34
I can mark it.

01:06:35
So it...

01:06:37
So it was nine.

01:06:38
Your soak was three?

01:06:41
Four.

01:06:42
Four?

01:06:45
So five.

01:06:46
Okay, so it's six all together is what you were saying.

01:06:48
Okay.

01:06:48
I only had two difficult...

01:06:51
Or, uh...

01:06:52
Two purples on that.

01:06:53
What do you mean?

01:06:56
I don't know.

01:06:59
They got two boost dies?

01:07:01
Two boost dies.

01:07:02
One was because he...

01:07:03
The...

01:07:04
The guy before set him up because of his advantages.

01:07:06
And then he aimed?

01:07:08
And then he aimed.

01:07:11
Okay.

01:07:11
Let's see.

01:07:19
Blaster rifle.

01:07:20
Can I roll this?

01:07:22
So we're on a third one right now, right?

01:07:25
Yes.

01:07:26
Um...

01:07:29
He's still aimed.

01:07:35
Uh...

01:07:36
Check succeeded.

01:07:37
Two advantages...

01:07:40
Or two successes.

01:07:41
So that's...

01:07:43
I don't...

01:07:44
Why does it say blast rifle zero?

01:07:45
It's eleven.

01:07:46
So it's eleven, yeah.

01:07:48
Well, I'm dead.

01:07:51
I assume I'm dead then.

01:07:53
Well, you're not dead.

01:07:55
Um...

01:07:56
You're definitely not alive, though.

01:07:58
You're not...

01:07:59
Yeah, you're not...

01:08:00
Not alive, per se.

01:08:01
Um...

01:08:03
So you're eleven...

01:08:05
Oh.

01:08:06
Oh, wow.

01:08:07
Yeah, so you exceeded your...

01:08:09
Your...

01:08:10
Wound threshold.

01:08:11
Yeah.

01:08:12
And so you...

01:08:13
You're incapacitated.

01:08:14
And the stormtroopers, um...

01:08:17
Throw binders on you.

01:08:18
And...

01:08:20
Sarn watch...

01:08:21
Or not Sarn.

01:08:21
Mac watches as...

01:08:23
Um...

01:08:24
They carry you away.

01:08:25
Yeah, I'm at the local Star Wars books.

01:08:28
Well, I mean, you're...

01:08:29
You're just pretending...

01:08:30
You're, like, in the back, like, pretending to read a newspaper.

01:08:32
I'd like a Verde.

01:08:34
Please.

01:08:35
Thank you.

01:08:36
All right.

01:08:39
And, uh...

01:08:44
That's the end of the session.

01:08:46
Wow.

01:08:48
I get a coffee, and he gets to go to jail.

01:08:52
Again, Mac was so brave.

01:08:54
Man.

01:08:55
Oh, yeah.

01:08:56
I was so brave against...

01:08:58
Sorry, I totally...

01:08:59
You said you were being brave.

01:09:01
You totally went carrying on those...

01:09:03
Almost it.

01:09:03
On those...

01:09:04
On those stormtroopers.

01:09:05
I'm not gonna get involved with that.

01:09:06
Hey, you dug it into your bag like you were looking for a pack of fucking pistachios.

01:09:10
Oh, well, I'm sorry, but you were...

01:09:12
You didn't even try.

01:09:13
You were unreasonable.

01:09:15
This is...

01:09:15
This is not the new match.

01:09:17
This is...

01:09:18
This is a lesson for both you and you, Andy.

01:09:20
No.

01:09:23
No.

01:09:25
Listen, if you had done what I did, you could have had a coffee and got on that ship.

01:09:29
No, because you still haven't made it through.

01:09:32
All right.

01:09:33
Well, we'll see.

01:09:33
Maybe I'll offer somebody a coffee next time, and they'll let me through.

01:09:38
I don't think that's how stormtroopers work.

01:09:41
Well, I mean, yeah, intimidation is probably not the best tactic against three stormtroopers.

01:09:54
If you had taken the kid hostage, you might have been able to use him to get us a ship.

01:09:58
But you threw him.

01:10:00
No, I didn't throw him.

01:10:02
I was using him as a shield.

01:10:06
Yeah, it's very different.

01:10:08
Which was also negated.

01:10:15
No, because on your turn, you could have used a maneuver to use him as a shield.

01:10:19
I let him down, though.

01:10:21
Yeah, you shot instead.

01:10:23
Should have used him as a shield, that fat little fuck.

01:10:29
I told you, you should have used him as...

01:10:32
You should have held him up as a shield.

01:10:34
Hey, no, no, no, no.

01:10:35
You don't get to talk, mister.

01:10:37
I'm going to sit back and see how this plays out.

01:10:40
It played out pretty good in my favor, if you ask me.

01:10:42
You don't get to tell me what I should have done as you sit back there and look through your luggage for a pair of fucking earphones.

01:10:51
I think I do get to tell you what you should have done.

01:10:53
I don't know.

01:10:54
Sarn, I got to take backside on this one.

01:10:58
I don't think I should have fought him.

01:10:59
No, I shouldn't have fought him.

01:11:01
What other choice did I have?