You Have Indigestion!

Season 1, Episode 28
November 15, 2021

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Ha ha ha!

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Ha ha ha ha!

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Nothing I could do but you.

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Dismembered.

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The crew is battered but triumphant.

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Kato Lichos is reduced to a downward-facing, exploded man.

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Only one of his previously plenty genitalia remain,

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and it sits atop the disembodied head of fallen comrade, RX-78.

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Limping, Sarn and Mac have just squeaked out of the factory.

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Lucky to not have raised the ire of the Mustafarian managers.

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Wait a minute.

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Maybe if Sarn had accepted the help from White Wookiee from Spider Club.

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Pause.

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What?

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You can't just interrupt him like that.

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Yeah, I can.

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His dick fell on my head?

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No, I put it on his body as a tribute to RX.

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Right, but you left his body and you grabbed his head and the dick, so.

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Oh, I don't remember grabbing the dick.

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Well, you need some way of proving that you killed the...

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Now I remember.

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You are correct.

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Maybe if Sarn had accepted the help from White Wookiee from Spider Club instead of hanging up on him,

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they wouldn't have been so battered.

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Okay.

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Now I will open it up for questions.

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Where do we go from here?

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Well, I guess that would be...

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I guess that would be the role-playing thing.

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I guess we can get right back into it.

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I don't have any questions.

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All right.

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I only have one question.

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For God.

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Why?

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Why?

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So...

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All right.

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Oh, wow.

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This music is awfully dramatic for what's going on.

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It's too dramatic.

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Way too dramatic.

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You guys have passed all the drama.

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Okay.

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So, I had you guys sneaking out of the factory.

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I imagine Sarn has RX's head in his hands, as well as the...

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Hey, hey.

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Don't say his hands.

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I'm sorry.

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Well, what are your pronouns?

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There.

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Oh, no.

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Your pronoun is Sarn.

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Sarn.

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Sarn has RX's head in Sarn's hands.

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Okay.

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So, yeah.

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Sarn has RX's head in Sarn's hands.

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And you just both walked out of there.

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Mac had just schmoozed his way past the Mustafarians.

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I will remind you, you guys just completed a bounty.

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And you might want to collect on the bounty.

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That would be one thing.

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Sarn got a call from the White Wookiee.

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He told me he would call him back, I think.

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I actually don't know what Sarn said.

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Yeah, I think I told him to meet him at the spider.

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Oh, you meet him at the spider later?

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Yeah, after we got done with our bounty.

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I think we should head to Choppers to get the bounty reward.

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Agreed.

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I think in the front there was Max Speeder.

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Well, what are you going to do with RX?

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RX is just sitting as a head.

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I mean, are you just going to leave him deactivated?

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I thought we'd put him on for comic relief.

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No, I think I got a limited power supply in my bag.

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I'm going to try to plug him into.

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Oh, that reminds me.

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We should roll for light side because that would be a great thing to roll to have a light side for.

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I was going to do mechanics, but okay.

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Oh, you could do that too.

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But let's see.

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Request Destiny roll.

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So one, oh, and I get to roll one, right?

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Yeah.

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So it should be two, three to one.

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Three to one, yeah.

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Okay.

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These were left over.

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I don't see the counter anywhere either.

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Oops.

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You don't see it on the screen?

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No.

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It should be there.

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Well, it's not.

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I can't help you.

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Oh, there it is.

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I got it.

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Sorry.

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Okay.

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Boo's fat head was covering it.

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I mean, Boo's head was covering it.

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It's all right.

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I'm fat because I'm so smart.

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Okay.

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Roll a mechanics check to see if you can get, let's say.

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Per second, I thought you were going to say roll a deception check.

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Deception.

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Oh, wow.

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They changed that up.

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Okay.

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Regular difficulty?

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Sure.

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Why didn't it pop up?

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Am I missing a module?

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You don't have that?

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I can find it.

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I can find it, but I click on mechanics and nothing pops up.

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Let's see.

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Sorry.

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General skills.

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Yeah, I don't.

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Oh, here.

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Mechanics.

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Hmm.

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I did turn something off.

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I wonder if I have to turn that back on.

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All right.

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Well, if you just give me a second.

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Then find out how the mechanics.

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Is it working yet?

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Yeah.

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Where's the peak?

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Well, it's been 27 minutes since we started.

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You know, it's been weeks since we last played.

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It's been one week since you looked at me.

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And you had to decide that I'm angry.

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Yeah.

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See, he's all on for the ride.

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Well, everyone likes bare naked ladies.

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Yeah.

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If you don't like bare naked ladies and you live in America, well, you can just get the hell out.

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Aren't they Canadian?

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For sure.

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Everyone in the world likes bare naked ladies.

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I stand by my savior.

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Now recording.

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There.

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You happy now?

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Craig's back.

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Craig's back.

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Hi, Craig.

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Craig, you bitch.

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All right.

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Craig?

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Craig?

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Now she's getting an A.B.

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Craig.

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Craig.

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Craig!

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Or dark, Craig.

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It hurts my ears.

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All right.

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So.

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I never liked them, but I kind of liked them.

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Oh, you look great.

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Give me a pair.

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I wonder if I wear fancy things.

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All right.

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Should I try to.

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What, do you want to roll again?

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No, I want to take the.

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The success?

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The two threats?

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Yes.

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Success.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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Because the second one was a failure.

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But.

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Well, who knows what the third one would be?

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Well, I still can't do it because my.

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You can't roll?

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Oh, you're talking about your.

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Whatever these shortcuts are.

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aren't working anymore.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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So that one worked.

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Okay.

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So you'll just have to roll manually.

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That's fine.

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It's still not coming up in the chat, but.

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I see it in the chat.

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Yeah.

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I can see it in the chat.

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It's all that matters.

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As long as God can see it.

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Okay.

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There it is.

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I got it.

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Okay.

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God sees everything.

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You know what?

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I'm going to take the second roll.

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The third roll.

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Sorry.

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Yeah.

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But that wasn't.

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That wasn't.

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Right.

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You're not.

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You're not supposed to notice that.

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God notices everything.

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So deleted.

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All right.

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Okay.

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So you do.

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You are capable of doing some hot wiring with.

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I don't know.

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Do you have anything on you that you can hot wire them to?

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Did he say he had a battery or a limited power source?

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But I feel like he made that up.

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Yeah.

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Well.

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Isn't all of this made up?

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Okay.

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He turned a light side point.

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I'll allow it.

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I turned it up.

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I have a brilliant tactic.

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A brilliant tactic.

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Ever since I got the robo tow, I need to carry a power pack.

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Oh.

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To make sure it doesn't freeze up again.

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Okay.

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Even though it's been stuck in place for like the last.

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How long?

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Well, until I kicked the guy.

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Many years.

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And.

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So you carry around a power pack for your toe?

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Yes.

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So now you can't move your toe.

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I'm not going to move my toe, but I'm going to connect RX to my limited power supply.

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Okay.

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But you're going to have setbacks on any athletic checks that you make because you don't have a power.

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Your toe is immobile.

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That's right.

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I'm not very athletic anyway.

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You can say that again.

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And the threat.

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Yeah.

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Got him.

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And the threat is that somehow when he is brought back to life,

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he's more surly because whatever thing that was making him less surly was in his body.

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Oh.

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Is less surly.

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I was going to just put him down in the passenger seat.

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Surly looks out for surly.

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Okay.

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Sorry, surly.

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Every time I touch him, you get a shock.

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Hello, meatbags.

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And don't call me surly.

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You are so surly.

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Who is surly?

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Why can't I move?

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Where are my limbs?

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We've got some bad news for you, bud.

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Or good news.

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Depends on your outlook on life.

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Yeah.

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Remember how you were, how memory, how that body of yours was just so damn cumbersome?

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Always kind of getting in the way.

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Well.

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No.

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That's gone.

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I do not remember this.

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Now everything is going to be taken care of for you.

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Tiger.

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Yeah.

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There should be four dark ones now.

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Oh.

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We were one in three.

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I appreciate your honesty.

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Just trying to make it fair to God.

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Sarn, who are you talking to?

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God.

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The Force.

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Awakens.

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I lost my...

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Underrated game.

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Okay.

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So you guys come out.

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You guys walk out the front.

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And the only thing in the front is Max's speeder bike.

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You guys do have the speeder bike with the sidecar, but it's at the back of the factory.

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If you guys want to go get it, you can go get it.

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Well, now we only have two riders.

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I mean, can it fit two?

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And I have to drive.

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I'll drive, of course.

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Wait, no.

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My planetary is better.

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The what?

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My planetary pilot is better than yours, I think.

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I disagree.

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I disagree.

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I'm both in character and out of character.

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What's your in character?

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What's Max?

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I don't remember ship.

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I was very proud of the fact that my planetary pilot was better than yours.

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Max.

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I'm still...

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I'm still...

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Planetary piloting is...

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He's got one proficiency.

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And two...

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And two ability.

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I have one proficiency and three ability.

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So...

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So...

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We're aware.

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Yeah, but, you know, in the game, I disagree.

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I personally would trust Sarn more with driving the bike.

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I personally wouldn't trust you with anything.

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You don't have any arms.

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Well, yes, certainly.

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I am not in any condition to pilot anything.

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Can we find a way to plug him into the speeder bike, though?

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Can he become the speeder bike?

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And have his head as the ornament?

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Okay.

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It would be a computer's check.

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Wait.

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No.

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I don't like this idea.

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Too late.

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We've got a new idea.

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This will solve our piloting problem.

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Wait.

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No.

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I'm a very bad, very, very, very bad pilot.

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You do not want to automate me into the system.

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Sorry.

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That was because you're pesky arms.

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I don't have it.

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Yeah.

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Those pesky arms are...

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This is an upgrade for you.

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If you automate me into the system, then I will just crash and kill all of us.

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So certainly.

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Is that a promise or a threat?

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Both.

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So who's going to roll the computer's check?

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No.

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I don't want to do this anymore.

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All right.

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I shoved our eggs in my bag.

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So I just start banging it in the front.

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This is a bad idea.

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What were we thinking?

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Ouch.

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Ouch.

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Ouch.

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Ouch.

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Stop doing that.

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Who's our computers guy on this team?

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Me, you idiot.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, no.

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I pick it up and try to shove his head into a tube.

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It's like, get out of my way.

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Ouch.

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Ouch.

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Ouch.

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Ouch.

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Ouch.

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Ouch.

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Ouch.

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You do have two advantages.

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It knocks our eggs out for a couple of minutes.

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Okay.

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But I was just learning to love.

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It's not the first time he said that.

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Dingle dongle's there.

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Oh, no.

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He doesn't have his dingle dongle.

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You grabbed the wrong dongle.

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Okay.

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So.

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It's an important piece.

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You.

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Peen.

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So.

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I'll say your advantage is that you get to.

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You jump on the bike first.

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As you were.

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I used this moment to go get a beer out there.

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Okay.

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All right.

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As.

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As you were.

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Punching his head into the.

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Into the speeder bike.

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You.

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You had to get on top of the bike.

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And now.

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Even though you couldn't get him.

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Like attached.

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Now your hands are on the wheel.

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Basically.

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Or the.

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The handlebars.

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And you have the upper hand in.

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The negotiation with Mac.

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All right.

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Jump on loser.

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Why are you going to be like that?

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You can jump on or not.

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Not a loser.

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If I'm not a loser.

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Then I'm not getting on.

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I don't know how I can win here.

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Jack.

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Can I start like.

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Can I just start slowly.

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In a way.

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I think I owe.

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I'm owed an apology.

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We've been through a lot.

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And now you're treating me like shit.

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You're on the bike.

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Or not.

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All right.

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All right.

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No.

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All right.

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It's okay.

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He.

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He jumps on the bike.

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And you're driving to.

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Choppers.

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Right.

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Yes.

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Okay.

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Let's see.

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You're a bit choppy.

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I didn't catch that.

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That's where Bounty is from.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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He was your contact.

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Is he awake this time?

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Are we in there?

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I don't remember.

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What time is it?

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I don't know.

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I don't remember.

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It's probably.

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2.30 afternoon.

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2.30 afternoon.

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You know.

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Prime time for.

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It's weird.

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It's weird.

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Okay.

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I think your connection is bad Andy.

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You sound like a droid.

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Yeah.

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Not in a good way.

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My name is better than everyone.

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That's perfectly.

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That sounds like a droid to me.

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I didn't know.

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You're like R2 and 2.

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Yeah.

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R2 and D.

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Oh that's good.

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R2 and D.

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I like it.

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All right.

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Should I exit the call and rejoin?

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Yeah.

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Maybe try that.

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I guess it's just me and you.

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We lost everyone.

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This is going great.

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As long as you're having fun.

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Oh man.

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I'm so excited.

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Craig.

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Craig.

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I can't do that.

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No.

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It's worse.

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Oh boy.

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Well.

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It got better for a second.

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And now it's good.

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Are you sure?

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I think so.

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For now?

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I don't want to jinx it.

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Okay.

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I thought for sure you being at grandma's house you'd have the best internet now than not being at mom and dad's.

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Yeah.

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Like I said I think I have to move the router.

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Because I think this is blocking a lot of shit.

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The fire?

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That's fake fire too isn't it?

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Feels pretty real.

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Warm.

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Stick a hot dog in there.

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This is going to be so fun to listen back to.

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I don't have a step stool to get my hot dog up there.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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Okay.

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You guys get.

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I met my penis.

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You guys pull up to choppers.

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It's in the wee hours of the morning I'm assuming.

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And.

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Yeah.

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It's like twilight.

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Not twilight.

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What's the opposite?

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Dawn.

00:18:49
Twilight new moon?

00:18:51
Yeah.

00:18:53
Two three is not dawn.

00:18:54
Whatever.

00:18:56
It's sunrise.

00:18:58
On this planet it is.

00:18:59
Yeah.

00:19:01
All right.

00:19:01
So you pull up and you see the familiar choppers, you know, shop.

00:19:08
Hey, Matt.

00:19:10
The classic chopper shop.

00:19:12
What?

00:19:12
What?

00:19:12
I think we've replaced our droid with you.

00:19:18
Oh, he's dead.

00:19:21
Oh, no.

00:19:22
We lost him.

00:19:23
He's gone.

00:19:25
I can hear you.

00:19:26
Oh, no.

00:19:27
I can hear you.

00:19:31
Maybe.

00:19:31
Maybe.

00:19:31
Maybe try.

00:19:34
Turning your video off or from your phone, maybe.

00:19:37
Or we can pretend you're a droid and you just message it in.

00:19:42
Yeah.

00:19:44
I think that'd be terrible.

00:19:46
Oh, he's back.

00:19:48
Well, yeah.

00:19:48
Turn it off.

00:19:49
Yeah.

00:19:50
But now it's back.

00:19:52
This is going really well.

00:20:02
And now 40 minutes have passed since we started.

00:20:05
I think that's the title of this episode.

00:20:07
This is going really well.

00:20:09
Just looking around like it was moving so.

00:20:12
Thank you.

00:20:13
Thank you.

00:20:13
Well, well, well.

00:20:17
Look who just woke up.

00:20:20
His head.

00:20:22
Well, well, well.

00:20:23
Hello, meatbags.

00:20:26
I hate all of you.

00:20:28
You are so sorely.

00:20:31
Hi.

00:20:31
Stop calling me, Shirley.

00:20:33
All right.

00:20:39
Good luck.

00:20:40
Good luck.

00:20:41
We're all counting on you.

00:20:42
All right.

00:20:43
Uh.

00:20:44
Now you are still at Chopper's door.

00:20:49
All right.

00:20:50
How's this?

00:20:51
That's good.

00:20:51
I tried the secret knock.

00:20:52
Pretty good.

00:20:53
Is this better?

00:20:54
Yeah.

00:20:54
So far.

00:20:55
Okay.

00:20:57
I'm doing the personal hotspot.

00:20:59
Okay.

00:21:00
All right.

00:21:04
Secret knock.

00:21:06
Secret knock.

00:21:07
I forgot.

00:21:08
Go on it.

00:21:09
How do you do a secret knock?

00:21:11
Is that a.

00:21:11
I don't remember what check that is.

00:21:13
It doesn't matter.

00:21:14
You have to.

00:21:15
You have to.

00:21:16
Fight a duel.

00:21:17
Or something.

00:21:19
I think you have to kill a janitor.

00:21:21
Oh, that reminds me.

00:21:23
You have a mustache in your pocket.

00:21:25
It's in my pocket.

00:21:26
So, uh, Chopper answers the door.

00:21:30
Hey.

00:21:31
My boy.

00:21:33
My chopper.

00:21:37
I pulled the dick out of my pocket.

00:21:38
Chopper.

00:21:40
Yeah.

00:21:41
Yeah.

00:21:43
How you doing?

00:21:44
Hey.

00:21:44
Did you guys.

00:21:45
Did you guys get.

00:21:46
Uh.

00:21:46
What.

00:21:46
Hey.

00:21:47
You got something for me?

00:21:48
Yeah.

00:21:49
I reach into my pocket.

00:21:50
I pull out a dick.

00:21:51
What the hell is that?

00:21:52
Oh, my God.

00:21:54
It's disgusting.

00:21:56
Where did that come from?

00:21:57
Don't bring that in here.

00:21:58
It's Kato Leachows.

00:22:00
Live that outside.

00:22:00
What?

00:22:01
It's Kato Leachows.

00:22:02
It's proof that he's dead.

00:22:03
It's his favorite dick.

00:22:05
What?

00:22:06
No.

00:22:06
You got his favorite dick?

00:22:08
Yeah.

00:22:09
You found the secret pocket?

00:22:10
Yeah.

00:22:12
Yeah.

00:22:12
Wow.

00:22:13
So.

00:22:14
It took some searching.

00:22:15
But I found it.

00:22:16
And it's, uh.

00:22:18
It's got, uh.

00:22:19
You know.

00:22:19
The, uh.

00:22:19
The tattoo.

00:22:20
Why don't you take a look yourself?

00:22:23
I'm not touching that thing.

00:22:25
Make one of your ugnaughts do it.

00:22:29
My ugnaught?

00:22:30
No.

00:22:30
You got it in your hand already.

00:22:32
Do you see the, you know, the tattoo on the underside?

00:22:35
Right?

00:22:35
When the sensitive part?

00:22:36
Well, I just need, like, a flashlight or something.

00:22:39
If you could point a flashlight at it.

00:22:41
Uh.

00:22:42
He reaches into one of his, uh.

00:22:45
You know, mechanics pockets.

00:22:46
And pulls out this, uh.

00:22:48
Unbelievably bright flashlight.

00:22:50
It's, uh.

00:22:51
What they call it.

00:22:51
I take it from him.

00:22:52
Ah.

00:22:53
Ah.

00:22:54
It's shining.

00:22:55
And I find, uh.

00:22:57
I find that tattoo.

00:22:59
What is it?

00:23:00
It says Kato's.

00:23:00
It says.

00:23:03
It says Kato's pussy destroyer.

00:23:05
Oh my gosh.

00:23:07
Oh, it gets brighter.

00:23:10
I'm trying to show this.

00:23:12
This video is too much grand chits one day.

00:23:15
To your grand chits?

00:23:17
That was, look.

00:23:18
That was the internet fucking up.

00:23:19
Oh.

00:23:20
Yeah.

00:23:21
That was a robot.

00:23:23
What the hell is that?

00:23:23
That other, in the other hand.

00:23:25
Is that a, like a head?

00:23:28
No.

00:23:29
No.

00:23:30
That's our good friend.

00:23:31
That's not.

00:23:33
What's his name?

00:23:34
Say hello, Rx.

00:23:35
The robot.

00:23:36
Say hello, what's his name?

00:23:37
Fuck you.

00:23:39
Oh, he's so surly.

00:23:40
It's surly.

00:23:42
Circus must have been in his body.

00:23:44
Stop calling me, Shirley.

00:23:46
Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

00:23:50
I've never seen that movie.

00:23:52
What is that?

00:23:53
Space?

00:23:54
Space plane?

00:23:54
Exclamation point?

00:23:57
All right.

00:23:59
Yo, you guys come in.

00:24:00
You guys need, like, a coffee or something.

00:24:03
I need a lot of rest.

00:24:05
Thank you.

00:24:05
Come on.

00:24:06
Yeah, come on in.

00:24:07
Come on in.

00:24:08
You guys look beat.

00:24:10
It was a long night.

00:24:15
Well, let me, you know, let me wire this in.

00:24:18
And he goes on to his wrist and hits some buttons.

00:24:22
And, you know, since that is definitely Kato Licho's pussy destroyer,

00:24:28
and he would definitely be dead, otherwise you wouldn't be able to get that.

00:24:31
Hey, hey, hey, chopper, which one of these Ugnaughts is your least favorite?

00:24:36
No, I feel like that's a trick question, and you're going to abuse my poor employees.

00:24:41
And, you know, I can't.

00:24:42
I can't, you know.

00:24:42
I can't.

00:24:45
I don't pick favorites.

00:24:45
They're all my beautiful, beautiful little children.

00:24:48
Then I'll pick one.

00:24:49
Don't pick one.

00:24:51
They're all my favorite.

00:24:52
I love them all equally.

00:24:53
You know that.

00:24:54
I walk up to an Ugnaught.

00:24:56
Okay.

00:24:57
And I pat him on the head.

00:24:59
Hey, hey, how are you doing, Mr. and Mrs.?

00:25:04
Sounds like Kepner.

00:25:06
Yeah.

00:25:07
Yeah.

00:25:10
We're all little Kepners.

00:25:11
I take a pussy destroyer.

00:25:13
Uh-huh.

00:25:14
And I set it.

00:25:15
I set it on his other shoulder while he's looking at me.

00:25:18
Huh.

00:25:20
That's a weird pretzel you put on my shoulder.

00:25:23
How's it taste?

00:25:24
No, I'm not.

00:25:26
You know, it looks super, super stale.

00:25:28
I'm not going to eat it.

00:25:30
It might be a little too salty, too.

00:25:34
All right.

00:25:34
All right.

00:25:35
Yep.

00:25:35
Nope.

00:25:36
Grand chits are not going to love this.

00:25:37
And so he walks away.

00:25:42
All right.

00:25:42
He wires you the money, and I don't remember how much money it was.

00:25:46
Pretty much.

00:25:47
I think it was like $5,000 each.

00:25:50
That sounds about right.

00:25:53
I could use about $5,000.

00:25:54
Or was it $600 each?

00:25:56
Tiger, give me $5,000.

00:25:59
Hmm?

00:26:00
Who's Tiger?

00:26:01
Give me $5,000.

00:26:02
Who's Tiger?

00:26:03
Oh, God.

00:26:05
God, please, I beg you.

00:26:07
Give me $5,000.

00:26:08
We cannot keep calling him God.

00:26:10
It's going to go to his head really quickly.

00:26:12
You don't.

00:26:13
Who knows me the best?

00:26:14
Way too late for that.

00:26:17
Hey.

00:26:19
I thought you were deactivated.

00:26:20
I thought you were outside.

00:26:23
I can hear another voice in my head sometimes.

00:26:27
I call it God.

00:26:29
Wow.

00:26:31
If you tell me Rx finds religion by the end of this story arc, I'm going to be...

00:26:34
No.

00:26:36
No, I am not in favor of this God.

00:26:40
In fact, I hate this God.

00:26:41
And I will never, ever, ever follow him.

00:26:44
Hey, finding God doesn't mean finding love for him.

00:26:47
So if you find God and you love him, it's okay.

00:26:50
But if you find God and hate him, isn't that kind of just multiple personality disorder?

00:26:54
Yeah.

00:26:55
Aren't you just hearing voices at that point?

00:26:57
I don't know, but it certainly doesn't seem religious to me.

00:27:00
Oh.

00:27:01
All right.

00:27:02
So there we go.

00:27:04
Yeah.

00:27:07
Oh, no.

00:27:07
Here it is.

00:27:08
They just wired 1,000 credits to each of you.

00:27:12
Wow.

00:27:13
That's a pretty low amount of money for all the work that we did.

00:27:15
Huh.

00:27:17
Well, maybe it didn't have to be so much work.

00:27:19
Maybe you guys weren't so efficient.

00:27:21
Did you ever think of that?

00:27:22
No.

00:27:24
No, I didn't know.

00:27:24
I'm efficient in everything I do.

00:27:26
No, I know.

00:27:27
I've seen you work.

00:27:28
See?

00:27:29
Efficiency.

00:27:30
Right here.

00:27:31
Yeah.

00:27:32
Yeah.

00:27:33
There's 1,000 credits.

00:27:35
So what do you want from me?

00:27:36
More.

00:27:38
More credits.

00:27:39
Yeah, well, that's too bad.

00:27:40
You know what?

00:27:41
I think 60,000 more credits.

00:27:43
Wow.

00:27:45
I used to like you guys.

00:27:46
I used to like you.

00:27:48
Now you just sound like a bunch of bitches.

00:27:52
I never liked you.

00:27:54
It's not your fault that we didn't get chipped out.

00:27:56
We're not blaming you, Chopper.

00:27:58
It sounds like you're blaming me.

00:28:01
Yeah, well, that sounds like your insecurities are getting to you again.

00:28:04
Are you wrong?

00:28:05
I feel real attacked here.

00:28:07
I feel real attacked.

00:28:08
I mean, I let you in.

00:28:09
I woke up just early in the morning to answer the door.

00:28:12
And, you know, I was excited to see you at first.

00:28:14
And now you're just yelling at me.

00:28:16
I'm not yelling at you, Chopper.

00:28:19
But you got to understand, we were expecting about, like, you know, 5,000 credits a person.

00:28:24
Yeah, well, I ate.

00:28:25
I was up front with you.

00:28:26
And I'm sorry that you didn't remember how much I said I was going to pay you.

00:28:31
That's not my fault.

00:28:32
I mean, I'm pretty sure.

00:28:34
A deal is a deal.

00:28:35
Yeah, right.

00:28:37
You're right.

00:28:37
I love you.

00:28:38
What am I supposed to do with this dick?

00:28:41
You already put it on one of my employees' shoulders.

00:28:44
He thinks it's a pretzel.

00:28:45
It's real fucking weird.

00:28:47
I don't have the heart to tell him it's some kind of dick.

00:28:53
I don't know.

00:28:54
He doesn't know what a pussy is, much less what destroys it.

00:28:57
So he's okay.

00:28:58
I think, you know, maybe ignorance is bliss here.

00:29:01
Do you want it?

00:29:03
What?

00:29:04
The dick.

00:29:07
Well, it's on my Ugnaught.

00:29:09
So, yeah, I guess I own it.

00:29:11
Oh, no, no, I took it off.

00:29:12
Oh, now you took it off?

00:29:13
I mean, you're really...

00:29:14
You keep shaking.

00:29:16
I put it on there and you're just playing with it.

00:29:17
You're just playing with it.

00:29:17
You're just playing with it.

00:29:18
I mean, what else do you do with it?

00:29:21
All right.

00:29:21
This is fascinating, but I got work to do.

00:29:23
So you guys...

00:29:25
How about you do something else?

00:29:27
What?

00:29:29
Let's go to the spider.

00:29:31
I got to meet an albino Wookiee friend of mine.

00:29:34
Is that what we're going on?

00:29:36
All right.

00:29:37
Yes.

00:29:40
Can we get breakfast on the way?

00:29:43
Only if it consists of a half...

00:29:47
Half a fried hash brown.

00:29:49
That's not what I want at all.

00:29:52
In a coffee can full of cigarette butts.

00:29:53
That's not what I want.

00:29:55
You have a thousand gold pieces.

00:29:58
If you want to buy the big fucking breakfast,

00:29:59
you can buy the big fucking breakfast.

00:30:03
Oh, yeah.

00:30:03
Let me put a thousand credits.

00:30:05
Only 995 credits.

00:30:08
All right.

00:30:10
Yeah.

00:30:10
Well, I don't see why the head needs all that money, by the way.

00:30:13
But that's just me.

00:30:14
There I said it.

00:30:16
He's got a whole gladiatorial thing going on.

00:30:22
He's got a support.

00:30:23
Didn't spin, buddy.

00:30:25
He's got children he's got to support?

00:30:27
No, he's got a gladiatorial arena to support.

00:30:32
Oh.

00:30:34
Did you already add your money, Sarn?

00:30:36
No, you did not.

00:30:37
Okay.

00:30:37
Wait.

00:30:38
Wait.

00:30:38
I can control where my monies are?

00:30:40
I don't know.

00:30:41
I can add more money to myself?

00:30:42
No, I didn't.

00:30:43
Okay.

00:30:44
That's kind of an important question.

00:30:48
It is pivotal.

00:30:51
It is.

00:30:52
Because I don't think you have all my money right now.

00:30:55
Wait.

00:31:00
Hello?

00:31:00
Yeah.

00:31:02
Hello?

00:31:02
It says right here.

00:31:03
So, sorry.

00:31:04
Clinton County on Leachos is $1,500 a person.

00:31:07
No.

00:31:09
Hello?

00:31:12
It says collected bounty.

00:31:14
I spelled it with a K, too.

00:31:15
$1,500.

00:31:17
Okay.

00:31:24
If you wrote it down, then I'll say $1,500.

00:31:27
I'm looking in the book here.

00:31:29
It says $1,000, but let's change it.

00:31:32
Oh, maybe that's because it was...

00:31:35
Dead?

00:31:37
I mean...

00:31:38
I don't...

00:31:39
I don't know.

00:31:40
All right.

00:31:41
Um...

00:31:43
So...

00:31:45
So this will be...

00:31:48
$22.82.

00:31:50
That Mac, you have $22.82.

00:31:53
RX, you have $16.90.

00:31:56
And Sarn Turbo, you have $21.50.

00:32:01
You're off by $40.

00:32:06
Uh...

00:32:06
Then I will fix it.

00:32:08
$21.10, I shouldn't have.

00:32:10
I...

00:32:10
According to my calculation.

00:32:11
$21.10.

00:32:13
Yes.

00:32:14
Okay.

00:32:14
I must not have put in some of your gambling losses.

00:32:16
Sounds about right.

00:32:19
Goddamn green.

00:32:20
Or goddamn double zeros.

00:32:25
Yep.

00:32:25
A roulette joke, everyone.

00:32:27
That's why it took us so long.

00:32:30
I can do that now.

00:32:31
Okay.

00:32:34
There is some beeping.

00:32:35
And Mac tries to answer his communicator, although nothing changes.

00:32:41
He keeps talking.

00:32:42
No one responds.

00:32:44
Because it's not his communicator that's ringing.

00:32:47
I picked mine up.

00:32:49
I would pick it up, but I don't know where mine is right now.

00:32:54
I lost it in the move.

00:32:57
Uh...

00:32:57
And...

00:32:59
Uh...

00:33:00
On the other side, um...

00:33:02
There is a...

00:33:03
White Wookiee.

00:33:05
The White Wookiee.

00:33:07
It says on the, uh...

00:33:07
Caller ID.

00:33:08
I answer.

00:33:10
I go, what's up?

00:33:11
Okay.

00:33:11
What's his name?

00:33:12
Uh, he doesn't...

00:33:14
You don't...

00:33:14
You don't know.

00:33:15
You just know him as White Wookiee.

00:33:16
Um...

00:33:17
Oh.

00:33:18
And if it wasn't obvious, uh...

00:33:20
Ryan is gonna be taking over White Wookiee.

00:33:21
And Ryan, you can go ahead and start here.

00:33:24
Sorry.

00:33:28
Oh?

00:33:30
Sorry.

00:33:31
Oh.

00:33:32
Oh.

00:33:32
This is...

00:33:34
This is Ghost.

00:33:35
What can I do for you?

00:33:38
Yes?

00:33:39
You...

00:33:39
You called me.

00:33:41
I know.

00:33:42
I have a bounty.

00:33:43
All right.

00:33:45
I need your help.

00:33:47
Okay.

00:33:48
When?

00:33:49
Now.

00:33:50
Okay.

00:33:52
Where?

00:33:54
Uh, time out.

00:33:56
Where?

00:33:56
What's the name of that, uh...

00:33:58
The bar or whatever?

00:33:59
Spider?

00:33:59
I think it's...

00:34:00
I think it's a diner, actually.

00:34:01
And I think it's called, uh...

00:34:03
Dex's Diner?

00:34:05
Maybe?

00:34:05
Okay.

00:34:06
Okay.

00:34:06
Dex's Diner.

00:34:07
Dex's Diner.

00:34:09
Now.

00:34:11
All right.

00:34:13
I...

00:34:13
All right.

00:34:13
I'll meet you there.

00:34:14
I turn off my communicator and go,

00:34:17
Hey, Mac.

00:34:17
Yes?

00:34:19
You still want that big breakfast?

00:34:21
You're speaking to my language now.

00:34:24
All right.

00:34:25
Let's go.

00:34:26
You drive.

00:34:27
I'm gonna regret this.

00:34:29
You drive, buddy.

00:34:32
Ah!

00:34:33
Uh, conveniently...

00:34:36
Conveniently, uh...

00:34:38
What...

00:34:39
Yeah, what happened to RX's head?

00:34:40
Are you just leaving that behind?

00:34:41
Are you just gonna stuff that in the glove box or what?

00:34:43
It's in my pocket.

00:34:47
It's in my bag.

00:34:48
Oh, you put them in the backpack.

00:34:49
Okay.

00:34:50
Yeah.

00:34:50
That's good.

00:34:51
RX's head?

00:34:51
Yeah.

00:34:53
I'm happy to play both characters as long as RX only just, like, has, you know, occasional

00:34:57
one-liners.

00:34:58
Yeah, I think my plan...

00:34:59
I don't have my...

00:35:01
Keep them in your bag.

00:35:02
But I think...

00:35:03
I think if we hook them up to the Kahuna wave, kind of like in Solo with, uh...

00:35:11
That robot.

00:35:12
RX?

00:35:15
No, in Solo.

00:35:17
The robot in Solo.

00:35:18
I was sleeping for that movie.

00:35:21
Yeah, they connected it...

00:35:22
The robot becomes a navigation computer for the Millennium Falcon.

00:35:27
Yeah, I think we should.

00:35:27
That's my plan as of right now.

00:35:30
What will they come up with next?

00:35:32
That or he...

00:35:34
There's also...

00:35:35
You can also carry them around in, like, a backpack like they didn't God of War with

00:35:38
that head.

00:35:38
You ever see...

00:35:39
Do you ever guys ever play the new God of War game?

00:35:40
It's Mameer.

00:35:42
He just carries them around on his belt and he's like...

00:35:45
He's like the exposition joke guy.

00:35:46
But whatever.

00:35:50
Oh, well, if we have that, then Mac's out of a job.

00:35:53
But what?

00:35:54
Exposition?

00:35:55
If we have someone that I can just hang on my head to tell jokes, I don't need you anymore.

00:36:01
That could be scared to hide.

00:36:04
As any good parent would tell you, I'm happy to leave you on your own.

00:36:10
Yes, good parent.

00:36:13
Okay, so...

00:36:16
I guess Mac is driving the speeder at this point.

00:36:19
And you guys go over to Dex's Diner?

00:36:24
Yeah.

00:36:26
Okay.

00:36:28
I did not have Dex's Diner ready to go, so I just downloaded a picture.

00:36:33
And now you guys are at...

00:36:34
You guys drove over to Dex's Diner.

00:36:36
That's pretty perfect.

00:36:38
Yeah.

00:36:39
And you walk in and...

00:36:41
The...

00:36:43
Let's see if she's in here.

00:36:45
Oh, yeah, baby.

00:36:47
Oh, the one that's in love with Mac.

00:36:51
Yeah.

00:36:51
You walk in.

00:36:53
They say he's got to go.

00:36:55
Go, go, Chris.

00:36:56
From behind the counter, Mac trudges in.

00:37:01
And from behind the counter, you hear...

00:37:02
Oh, my baby!

00:37:04
He says you are.

00:37:06
Hey, is that...

00:37:08
Is that Mac Skyway?

00:37:10
Oh, hey.

00:37:13
Hey.

00:37:15
I grabbed back because he's trying to...

00:37:17
He's trying to walk out.

00:37:18
I grabbed by the back of his buster.

00:37:19
And pull him back.

00:37:20
No, I'm all in.

00:37:21
No, I'm cool.

00:37:22
I'm cool.

00:37:23
We're cool.

00:37:24
I knew you would come back.

00:37:25
No.

00:37:25
Hey.

00:37:26
Nice to see you.

00:37:27
Nice to see you.

00:37:28
Welcome back to Dex's Diner.

00:37:29
It's been so long since I've seen you.

00:37:33
And I'm, you know...

00:37:34
I feel real bad about not getting your whole breakfast.

00:37:36
But, you know...

00:37:38
You sound different.

00:37:39
Who are you?

00:37:40
Oh, no.

00:37:40
I'm...

00:37:41
I'm Gislora.

00:37:43
Don't you remember me?

00:37:46
Gislora didn't sound like this.

00:37:48
Yeah, I know.

00:37:49
I was more sassy last time.

00:37:51
Are you feeling okay?

00:37:52
You got a little bit of a cold?

00:37:54
No, no, no.

00:37:55
My audio records indicate that your voice pattern was completely different.

00:37:58
Yeah.

00:37:58
I'm trying something different now.

00:38:00
Yeah, I've been smoking so much.

00:38:03
And I'm a woman now.

00:38:05
I mean, I was before.

00:38:07
But I'm more...

00:38:08
I'm all woman now.

00:38:10
Old lady.

00:38:11
Not that old, though.

00:38:12
Not too old for you.

00:38:14
And she grabs your cheek.

00:38:15
And by your...

00:38:17
Yeah, Maggie's just like...

00:38:18
Oh, yeah.

00:38:19
Let me sit you down here right away.

00:38:21
And she walks you towards...

00:38:24
Into the diner.

00:38:26
And she kind of rushes out this family that was eating there.

00:38:31
They had just finished eating.

00:38:32
But, like, literally just finished eating.

00:38:34
And she throws all of the dishes into her, like, apron.

00:38:39
And says, you guys sit down here.

00:38:41
Make yourselves comfortable.

00:38:42
And...

00:38:44
I sit down.

00:38:45
Thank you, Gislora.

00:38:46
It's a hard G.

00:38:49
Even on this planet...

00:38:51
Yes, it's a very hard G.

00:38:52
Oh.

00:38:52
Oh.

00:38:53
Boy.

00:38:55
Gislora?

00:38:56
No, no, no, no.

00:38:57
It's Gislora.

00:38:58
Okay.

00:39:00
And she scuttles off.

00:39:02
I'll be right back for your orders.

00:39:06
We'll save you time.

00:39:10
Three...

00:39:11
Two big breakfasts.

00:39:12
Sizz, sizz, sizz.

00:39:13
Well, she has already walked away.

00:39:14
So are you yelling that to her?

00:39:15
Yeah.

00:39:16
Excuse me?

00:39:19
Two big breakfasts, sizz, sizz.

00:39:22
You guys want two big breakfasts?

00:39:25
Yeah.

00:39:26
One for each of us.

00:39:27
I want all of your eggs.

00:39:29
All right.

00:39:30
Are you guys doing a contest?

00:39:31
There's a contest?

00:39:34
Yeah.

00:39:35
If you eat the entire big breakfast in one sitting, then, you know, you get, like, a gift certificate

00:39:41
to, like, a shop.

00:39:42
Yes, please.

00:39:45
All right.

00:39:47
You know, no one's ever finished it.

00:39:49
No one's ever finished it before.

00:39:50
This isn't cigarettes in a cup, is it?

00:39:53
No, this is a big breakfast.

00:39:55
All right.

00:39:57
So big.

00:39:57
Can we split it?

00:39:58
No.

00:39:59
Well, I mean, you could, but you're not going to win the contest.

00:40:02
I'm taking it.

00:40:05
All right.

00:40:06
Three big breakfasts is coming up.

00:40:08
No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:40:09
Two.

00:40:10
Oh, two big breakfasts is coming up.

00:40:12
Yes.

00:40:13
And she...

00:40:14
Robots don't eat.

00:40:15
Especially just heads of robots.

00:40:17
I don't need an explanation.

00:40:19
And she disappears behind the kitchen.

00:40:22
This is true.

00:40:23
Oh, no.

00:40:25
She's Laura.

00:40:27
She's Laura.

00:40:28
She's Laura.

00:40:31
She's Laura.

00:40:32
She's...

00:40:33
You just yell.

00:40:35
Everybody in the diner is starting to look at you because you're just yelling.

00:40:39
You probably should have made a three.

00:40:42
The wrong name.

00:40:43
You're yelling the wrong name.

00:40:47
Oh, yeah.

00:40:47
Matt.

00:40:48
Call her over.

00:40:49
Eh, she's too far.

00:40:52
Oh, no.

00:40:54
It froze.

00:40:54
He said it's too far.

00:40:56
Oh, okay.

00:40:59
So deflated.

00:41:03
I'm too busy.

00:41:06
I'm a little busy little looking over the menu.

00:41:09
I know I ordered, but I'm still really hungry.

00:41:11
I'll be right back.

00:41:13
What do you think he's doing?

00:41:18
I don't know.

00:41:19
I'm going to go grab an ice cube, though.

00:41:21
An iced tea?

00:41:22
Ice cube.

00:41:24
Oh.

00:41:24
All right.

00:41:26
I guess I'll go get an ice cube, too.

00:41:30
Sorry.

00:41:31
I'm just getting water.

00:41:32
He's pissed.

00:41:35
So how's it going?

00:41:43
Good.

00:41:45
Good.

00:41:46
You know.

00:41:46
It's going good.

00:41:48
I'm busy.

00:41:49
I took an overtime class, and it's just, luckily, we just finished the last session of the after

00:41:56
school math enrichment program.

00:41:59
So that's nice.

00:42:00
My days will slow down a bit.

00:42:02
It's also, November's been nice, because I'm not sure we've had a full week of school this

00:42:06
entire month, because there's always been a random-ass day off.

00:42:10
So that's been nice.

00:42:12
Yeah.

00:42:12
Oh, yeah.

00:42:12
It's been awesome.

00:42:13
Ryan, I did ask, but we got kind of cut off.

00:42:16
How are your work worth going?

00:42:17
It's good.

00:42:18
It's good.

00:42:18
I mean, I really like teaching.

00:42:20
I'm really glad I made the switch.

00:42:21
It's just, I don't know.

00:42:23
It's a really rewarding profession.

00:42:24
And what's cool about it, too, is back when I worked in other things that weren't teaching,

00:42:34
days would a lot of times feel the same.

00:42:37
Like, you just do the same things over and over again.

00:42:41
Yeah, repetitive, yeah.

00:42:42
Right.

00:42:42
But even in teaching, like, even if I'm teaching the exact same thing I taught before, it's

00:42:48
completely different, because it's a different room of 30 different personalities.

00:42:53
Yeah.

00:42:54
So, like, I taught the same things last year, of course, but I'm teaching them again this

00:42:59
year, because I've had the same classes.

00:43:02
But it's just completely different, because the kids are all completely different.

00:43:05
That's cool.

00:43:06
Yeah.

00:43:07
No, it is.

00:43:08
That's a very cool way to think about it, too.

00:43:10
Yeah.

00:43:10
Yeah.

00:43:11
And it's just, like, but, like, I guess there is kind of, it's a double-edged sword.

00:43:15
Like, I really like that aspect of it.

00:43:16
But, like, it also means, like, and this is just, like, the negative of teaching is just

00:43:20
that, like, there's no autopilot.

00:43:23
Like, you really can't coast.

00:43:25
Like, you kind of always have to be paying attention and always have to be, because they're

00:43:32
different.

00:43:32
Like, it's not the same.

00:43:33
And so, like, so there's a flip side to that.

00:43:35
And I think the positives outweigh the negatives.

00:43:38
But, yeah, I'm happy.

00:43:42
I really like teaching in person.

00:43:45
I like the school I'm at.

00:43:46
The kids are good.

00:43:47
I haven't had too many discipline issues.

00:43:51
So, yeah.

00:43:54
So, it's good.

00:43:55
It's good.

00:43:56
It's good to hear.

00:43:56
And I'm excited.

00:43:58
I'm especially excited, because next week is Thanksgiving break.

00:44:03
So, we only have school on Monday and Tuesday.

00:44:05
And then I get, like, five days off.

00:44:06
So, yeah.

00:44:08
That's going to be sick.

00:44:08
And Ann's brother and his family are coming in from Minneapolis for Thanksgiving.

00:44:16
And they're really cool.

00:44:18
Him and his wife are really cool.

00:44:19
Their kids are really nice.

00:44:20
So, it'll be fun to see them.

00:44:21
So, I'm, like, looking forward to that.

00:44:22
Yeah.

00:44:23
Good.

00:44:23
Like, we were.

00:44:24
Everything's going good.

00:44:25
It's a little better, because, like, we were planning on maybe driving over to Minneapolis,

00:44:29
which would have been fine to see them.

00:44:32
But, like, not having to do that drive, but also getting to see them is, like, the best

00:44:36
of both worlds, because that's a long-ass drive.

00:44:38
And the last time we did it, we got stuck in a snowstorm, and it took, like, 12 hours.

00:44:43
So, yeah.

00:44:44
Rough.

00:44:45
So, yeah.

00:44:47
I'm glad I did not have to do it again.

00:44:49
Good.

00:44:50
Are they flying in or driving?

00:44:52
I don't think they're driving.

00:44:53
They usually drive.

00:44:54
Oh.

00:44:55
Yeah.

00:44:55
But normally, without snow, the drive really isn't that bad.

00:44:59
It's maybe five hours.

00:45:00
It's six hours.

00:45:01
Oh, that's not bad at all.

00:45:02
Yeah.

00:45:02
It's pretty easy.

00:45:03
And it was just a really bad snowstorm.

00:45:07
And I was just really stubborn.

00:45:09
It was like...

00:45:10
You know what I'm saying?

00:45:11
I felt like I was stubborn.

00:45:12
But I also felt like I was, like, kind of logical.

00:45:14
So, like, even if we stopped for the night, like, we're going to wake up and the snow is still

00:45:18
going to be here.

00:45:18
Like, it's not going to be fixed in the morning.

00:45:20
It was a blizzard, like, forever.

00:45:22
So, I was like, we're going to have to drive through it at some point.

00:45:25
We have the momentum now.

00:45:26
Let's just keep going.

00:45:27
And the kids are asleep, so let's just keep going.

00:45:28
Well, kid.

00:45:29
It was just Charlie at that point.

00:45:31
This was a couple years ago before the pandemic.

00:45:35
So, yeah.

00:45:35
Oh, one thing, though, that's bad.

00:45:38
Although, not too bad, probably, because he's young and he'll be fine.

00:45:41
But my little brother got COVID.

00:45:43
So.

00:45:44
Oh.

00:45:45
How old is he?

00:45:46
I think he's 17.

00:45:48
17?

00:45:50
Yeah.

00:45:51
Oh, okay.

00:45:52
Oh, he's fine.

00:45:53
Yeah, he'll be fine.

00:45:54
Hopefully he's fine.

00:45:56
Sorry.

00:45:56
Yeah, yeah.

00:45:57
I'm still a little pissed at my mom for not getting him vaccinated.

00:45:59
But, you know, my mom's kind of a anti-vaxxer, like, half anti-vaxxer.

00:46:07
She got herself vaccinated.

00:46:09
But for whatever reason, she didn't think it was good.

00:46:11
It wasn't important enough to get him vaccinated.

00:46:13
I don't know.

00:46:13
Mother's mom, don't you?

00:46:16
Don't you like it?

00:46:16
Can he get his own vaccination at that age, though?

00:46:19
He could.

00:46:20
But, I mean, it's just not the family dynamic.

00:46:23
Mom's at charge.

00:46:24
Yeah.

00:46:25
Yeah.

00:46:26
He's not independent enough to do something like that.

00:46:30
And, like, he's also ideologically probably very similar to my mom.

00:46:37
So, like, if she's like, yeah, the vaccine will hurt you in some way, he'd probably believe her.

00:46:43
And then not want to get it himself, too.

00:46:44
So, yeah.

00:46:46
I hope he's okay and everything turns out fine.

00:46:50
Yeah.

00:46:50
So far, he's been doing fine.

00:46:51
His symptoms have been very mild.

00:46:53
It's – and very likely, you know, kids his age in other cases have gotten over it just fine.

00:46:59
So, I think he should be fine, hopefully.

00:47:01
Yeah.

00:47:01
I mean, I was 30 when I got it.

00:47:03
So, if he's 17.

00:47:05
And I assume he's in better shape than I am.

00:47:07
He's in pretty good shape, yeah.

00:47:10
I wasn't talking to you, Tiger.

00:47:11
Okay.

00:47:15
Yeah.

00:47:16
He'll be fine.

00:47:17
Good.

00:47:18
You get – not that I don't care.

00:47:21
I just want to get us back on track.

00:47:25
So, you guys are sitting there and what – you were about to say something to Mac, Andy.

00:47:33
Oh, I said we should have ordered the White Wookiee breakfast.

00:47:40
But he can have – you can have your leftovers, Mac, because I know you're not going to finish it.

00:47:45
Don't tell me my business.

00:47:46
Okay.

00:47:48
Okay.

00:47:48
So, you guys get a text on your communicators.

00:47:54
It says –

00:47:55
Wait, the communicators can text?

00:47:57
Yeah.

00:47:57
It's like a –

00:47:59
It's a weird hollow text.

00:48:02
Did that just come out today?

00:48:04
Yeah.

00:48:05
Yeah.

00:48:06
It's in the new operating system.

00:48:08
Everyone got upgraded overnight.

00:48:10
Yeah.

00:48:10
I mean, it bricked some phones and made some communicators, like, super slow.

00:48:14
But they'll just buy new ones.

00:48:16
So, yeah.

00:48:17
You got to run a light side point for that one.

00:48:18
Dark side point.

00:48:21
Dark side.

00:48:22
A dark side point to add texting?

00:48:23
Yes.

00:48:25
You just dropped this on us.

00:48:29
That sounds pretty evil.

00:48:30
It sounds good to me.

00:48:33
That's because it sounds convenient to you.

00:48:38
Yep.

00:48:39
Which is good for everyone.

00:48:40
And the text says –

00:48:42
What does my communicator text say?

00:48:43
It says, I'm here.

00:48:45
And it's from –

00:48:47
It says, White Wookiee –

00:48:48
Because you didn't update the name.

00:48:50
It still says, White Wookiee from the spider on it.

00:48:52
Oh, no.

00:48:54
It says, White Wookiee Spider Club.

00:48:55
I text back, where are you at?

00:49:00
Question mark.

00:49:01
L-M-A-O, emoticon, cry, laugh face.

00:49:05
Wow.

00:49:06
You picked up really quick on texting, even though it came out today.

00:49:08
Yeah.

00:49:10
Well, you – yeah.

00:49:12
I'm proficient in that.

00:49:16
Right next to you.

00:49:20
Ah!

00:49:21
Ah!

00:49:22
Ah!

00:49:22
You turn around, you see the White Wookiee.

00:49:25
He's eight feet tall.

00:49:26
He's white.

00:49:27
He sticks out like a sore thumb.

00:49:28
And he just whispered into your ear, I'm standing right here.

00:49:31
Wow.

00:49:33
I'm impressed, sir.

00:49:36
Are you a rogue?

00:49:37
That was a magic trick.

00:49:38
Where did you come from?

00:49:39
I literally just walked in the door.

00:49:42
Oh, sorry.

00:49:44
I must have been distracted by the big breakfast.

00:49:46
I'm very hungry.

00:49:48
Yes, me too.

00:49:49
Did you order me one?

00:49:50
I don't know you, so no.

00:49:53
I tried, but – but –

00:49:57
Chizorag.

00:49:57
Just every time to order me.

00:49:59
Where – where is – where is the waitress?

00:50:01
She walked over there.

00:50:05
And she comes out – she just comes out to check up on you, and she's got two steaming piles of big breakfasts.

00:50:14
She hands –

00:50:14
Yeah!

00:50:15
Hands down to Mac, and then hands one down to Sarn.

00:50:20
And –

00:50:21
Oh, who's your buddy here?

00:50:23
I – I am called the Ghost.

00:50:27
And I will take two –

00:50:28
The Ghost, that's scary.

00:50:31
I will take two big breakfasts.

00:50:33
What?

00:50:33
You see the size of these steaming piles, don't you?

00:50:37
These are very big –

00:50:40
I have eyes.

00:50:40
I don't know where you're from, but, you know, here, our breakfasts are big at Texas Diner.

00:50:46
They call it the big breakfast.

00:50:47
I – I am from Kashuk, like all Wookiees, and I can eat two of your –

00:50:54
I guess you are a Wookiee.

00:50:55
Big breakfasts.

00:50:56
All right, you're going to regret that, buddy.

00:51:00
Am I?

00:51:01
You're going to regret the two big breakfasts.

00:51:04
Oh.

00:51:04
Don't –

00:51:05
Don't call me buddy, guy.

00:51:07
All right, sir.

00:51:07
Don't call me guy, friend.

00:51:09
Oh, boy.

00:51:10
Don't call me friend, guy, buddy.

00:51:12
Oh, okay.

00:51:14
Okay, I'll put that in right away.

00:51:16
You do know – no one's ever finished – do you know about the contest?

00:51:21
Are you going to do the contest?

00:51:22
No, I don't care about the contest.

00:51:25
Well, I mean, if you're going to eat it all by yourself, then – I'm sorry, but you're automatically enrolled in the contest.

00:51:32
All right.

00:51:34
Okay.

00:51:36
But you can only win once, even if you eat both breakfasts.

00:51:38
I just want to make sure we're all on the same page here.

00:51:41
I don't care.

00:51:42
Okay.

00:51:43
And she walks away.

00:51:46
All right.

00:51:49
So I start eating.

00:51:50
Listen, I have a bounty.

00:51:53
You told me.

00:51:55
I can't finish the big breakfast.

00:51:58
Wait, hold on.

00:51:59
You don't get just to roll.

00:52:00
You have to –

00:52:01
Okay.

00:52:04
I guess that's what we're doing.

00:52:06
What did you roll?

00:52:07
What is that?

00:52:07
Discipline.

00:52:09
Yeah, it's not showing your roll.

00:52:11
I like discipline roll.

00:52:13
Well, why is the roll not showing?

00:52:16
I can see it.

00:52:19
I can see mine now.

00:52:21
I only see rolling.

00:52:23
But can you see the results?

00:52:26
Yeah, I can see the results.

00:52:27
So just every time Andy's rolled, it just says rolling.

00:52:30
It doesn't say rolling.

00:52:31
Oh, no.

00:52:31
It's not like rolling.

00:52:33
It's just because I'm not rolling a specific thing because I have to set up my own dice.

00:52:38
Yeah, I don't think –

00:52:39
Oh.

00:52:40
Yeah, I don't know if it ever actually says –

00:52:42
Maybe it does.

00:52:43
I think if I was –

00:52:46
Well, yeah.

00:52:47
If I was able to click discipline, it would say rolling discipline.

00:52:50
Oh, I see.

00:52:51
Oh, yeah.

00:52:51
That's what I was –

00:52:52
Mac Skyblade says rolling computers.

00:52:53
Yeah, for whatever reason, the plug-in is not working on Andy's computer.

00:52:56
That he can pick the actual skill.

00:52:58
Yeah, interesting.

00:52:59
All right.

00:53:00
Bitch.

00:53:00
Okay.

00:53:01
Okay.

00:53:04
You told me you killed Butt Radar.

00:53:07
Is that true?

00:53:09
It is true.

00:53:10
I have bounty that relates to Butt Radar.

00:53:18
Okay.

00:53:18
Now, can I ask you, do you wish to become Butt Radar?

00:53:23
Never.

00:53:24
And he gets –

00:53:26
What?

00:53:26
And I get mad and I, like, get in your face and I bare my teeth.

00:53:30
I'm very, very upset by the even thought of becoming the Butt Radar.

00:53:34
Hey, man, I don't know you that well.

00:53:36
Okay?

00:53:37
I know.

00:53:39
It's a question that should have been pretty common.

00:53:44
All right.

00:53:45
I'm sorry.

00:53:46
You're very nice, Wookie.

00:53:49
No, I'm really not.

00:53:53
But I'm glad you think so.

00:53:56
So what are you going to do when we kill Butt Radar with the medallion?

00:54:01
Then I will return to my people and announce that the blood debt has been paid.

00:54:07
Oh, shit.

00:54:09
There's a blood debt?

00:54:10
Aye.

00:54:12
Oh, I thought that was the beginning of a sentence, not a pirate, yes.

00:54:19
Aye.

00:54:24
Do not know.

00:54:26
All right.

00:54:30
Are you in?

00:54:33
I need assistance.

00:54:34
I'm in.

00:54:35
Preferably two people.

00:54:37
Hey, we're two people.

00:54:39
And a head.

00:54:40
Ah, yes, the head.

00:54:42
What is the head?

00:54:43
Who is the head?

00:54:44
It's going to be our new navigation system.

00:54:48
Don't worry about him.

00:54:49
He's our new text messaging device.

00:54:51
Interesting choice.

00:54:56
It's more of a speak to text kind of thing.

00:55:01
And in that natural pause, Gizlora comes back.

00:55:05
Here's your two steaming piles of big breakfast.

00:55:08
And she sets them down in front of you.

00:55:12
I haven't eaten in four days.

00:55:18
Hey, Gizlora, can I have like a to-go box for the rest of mine?

00:55:22
Can I help you?

00:55:22
Can I have a to-go box for the rest of mine?

00:55:26
You have to finish it.

00:55:28
That's part of the contest.

00:55:31
That's not a contest if I have to finish it.

00:55:33
It's not a contest if I finish it.

00:55:34
You can't finish it.

00:55:34
I'm already doing it.

00:55:35
I'm already doing it.

00:55:35
It's a contest if I finish it.

00:55:38
Not that I have to.

00:55:40
Otherwise, every single person that ordered it would have finished it.

00:55:44
Hey, what do I have to roll to finish the big breakfast contest?

00:55:48
So it's discipline for difficulty.

00:55:54
Discipline.

00:55:56
Yeah.

00:55:58
I just guessed on that.

00:56:00
No, I like it.

00:56:01
I like it.

00:56:01
Okay.

00:56:02
Oh, come on.

00:56:06
There's no way I would have passed that.

00:56:07
And I'm actually threatened, too.

00:56:10
Well, yeah, I got a threat, too, but I'm just gassy.

00:56:13
Let's say that you take-

00:56:18
You take-

00:56:18
What the fuck?

00:56:19
What the hell was that?

00:56:20
Oh, God.

00:56:27
What the fuck?

00:56:29
I didn't even know what I was looking at.

00:56:34
It's like all of a sudden there's like eight dice on the screen.

00:56:38
There's no way RX-78's discipline is seven.

00:56:46
What is that?

00:56:47
That's-

00:56:49
Twelve.

00:56:49
Twelve.

00:56:50
That's it.

00:56:53
It was way more than seven.

00:56:56
I have two.

00:57:01
All right.

00:57:02
So you guys take strain equal to the number of threats.

00:57:08
So Max Sky played.

00:57:11
You take three strain.

00:57:13
Am I already at three strain from last time, or did I heal?

00:57:17
No, you did not heal.

00:57:19
So you're at-

00:57:19
I already adjusted mine.

00:57:21
You added one strain, Sarn?

00:57:23
Yeah.

00:57:24
Yeah, that's how unfair this game is.

00:57:26
I get strained from eating a breakfast.

00:57:27
It was a big breakfast.

00:57:29
I disagree with the ruling.

00:57:32
You have indigestion, you racist.

00:57:35
So can I have a to-go box for this?

00:57:40
Yeah, yeah, I guess, I guess.

00:57:41
And she goes back to get your box.

00:57:45
Can you make it a big box?

00:57:49
There's a lot left here.

00:57:51
Uh, yeah.

00:57:54
Anyway, ghost, how's your breakfast going?

00:58:00
I am finished.

00:58:01
I-

00:58:04
Okay, but I still-

00:58:06
What?

00:58:07
How's it going?

00:58:08
Here are your two empty plates.

00:58:12
Oh.

00:58:13
Uh, hold on.

00:58:17
I feel like there probably should be a check involved here.

00:58:20
Uh, RX-78 rolled a hundred abilities.

00:58:23
Uh.

00:58:24
Let's see, what is your-

00:58:28
What is your discipline?

00:58:29
I don't have one.

00:58:31
You don't have discipline?

00:58:33
Just do it plus an advantage roll.

00:58:36
Or, uh.

00:58:37
No, no, I'm gonna give-

00:58:39
Look, Izubuki, he just ate the food.

00:58:42
It doesn't matter.

00:58:43
I'm not trying to win any contest.

00:58:44
Uh, I-

00:58:47
Okay, fine.

00:58:47
Yeah, I would like you to eat-

00:58:49
To have eaten the breakfast.

00:58:50
Yeah.

00:58:51
It doesn't-

00:58:53
There's no consequence.

00:58:53
There is a consequence.

00:58:55
All right.

00:58:55
All right.

00:58:56
Hey, ghost.

00:58:57
There's a consequence for everything.

00:58:58
You have indigestion.

00:58:58
Ghost.

00:59:01
You need a tubs.

00:59:02
Ghost, can I have one of your gift certificates for this then?

00:59:07
You're gonna get two.

00:59:09
Hopefully.

00:59:10
I don't care for the gift certificate.

00:59:13
All right, I'll take both then.

00:59:14
Fine.

00:59:16
Yes.

00:59:17
Are you guys gonna talk about-

00:59:20
Are you guys gonna talk about anything of substance?

00:59:22
You know, you know, they might not actually give them to me.

00:59:25
I think there was a clause about Wookiees being excluded.

00:59:32
Well, then we're gonna have to get my lawyer involved.

00:59:34
Anyway, where's ButtRadar?

00:59:36
I don't have a mission, or sorry, a bounty for ButtRadar specifically.

00:59:44
But it relates to ButtRadar.

00:59:45
And we should hopefully be able to win information should we complete the bounty.

00:59:53
So you need me to help you-

00:59:55
Okay.

00:59:55
Wait.

00:59:56
Like information on a bounty to get to ButtRadar.

00:59:59
No.

01:00:00
I need you to help me complete a bounty, and the reward for the bounty is information on the location of the current ButtRadar.

01:00:08
Oh, hold on.

01:00:09
I got some indigestion.

01:00:10
I gotta take this all in.

01:00:11
You have three threats worth of indigestion.

01:00:13
Give him some space, Tums.

01:00:16
All right.

01:00:17
So, Ghost, you pull out, like, a bounty puck, I think.

01:00:27
Yeah.

01:00:27
If you get a puck, that doesn't mean that you took the bounty, right?

01:00:31
You can have a puck.

01:00:32
Well, whatever it is.

01:00:34
You're able to show him the-

01:00:37
You throw it out on the table, and a hologram pops up, and it says,

01:00:42
Hunter of masked prey required.

01:00:44
Lucrative contract for individuals and groups of sufficient skill and reputation.

01:00:48
IPKC optional.

01:00:50
Provide contact information and qualifications to HN4-768 via SecureCom.

01:00:57
And-

01:01:05
Oh, hold on.

01:01:06
I lost some bits there.

01:01:08
Okay.

01:01:08
Hunter-

01:01:10
IPKC?

01:01:11
Yeah.

01:01:12
You're a bounty hunter, right?

01:01:14
Yes.

01:01:16
Okay.

01:01:16
And you're with the guild, I think?

01:01:18
I guess it doesn't matter.

01:01:21
If you're a bounty hunter, you're an experienced bounty hunter, you'll know that IPKC stands for Imperial Peacekeeping Certificate.

01:01:30
So, if you see something that says IPKC optional, that means that it's either personal or extrajudicial.

01:01:39
That it's kind of like they really want the bounty, and it's not necessarily on the up and up.

01:01:48
Okay.

01:01:50
Okay.

01:01:50
Okay.

01:01:50
And who is it?

01:01:54
Provide contact information and qualifications to HN4-768 via SecureCom.

01:02:04
Yeah.

01:02:05
Ghost knows through some grapevine that it may deal either tangentially or directly with butt radar, as he's been trying to tell you.

01:02:17
Okay.

01:02:21
What's the reward on this ghost?

01:02:23
That's all he knows is that post.

01:02:28
In addition to the information I seek, you can look at the specifications on the bounty here on the puck, and I think it is a logical assumption that the rewards will be rather high in a conventional sense.

01:02:51
This is a dangerous bounty.

01:02:54
The monetary reward will be sufficient.

01:03:00
All right.

01:03:04
I'm game.

01:03:05
And as a bounty hunter, Sarn, you would know that IPKC optional tends to suggest that it may be a little bit dangerous, but generally there is a market match of danger to monetary reward.

01:03:20
Okay.

01:03:21
All right.

01:03:26
I think I can help you out under one condition.

01:03:29
Namus.

01:03:31
You join my band of merry men.

01:03:36
And or merry women.

01:03:42
Yes, that is true.

01:03:45
I do not know what gender you are.

01:03:48
Nobody does.

01:03:49
I am happy to join you if you assist me on this mission.

01:03:54
Mac?

01:03:56
Yes?

01:03:58
How do you feel about this?

01:04:00
Indigestion aside.

01:04:02
I'm pretty strained.

01:04:06
I set aside.

01:04:08
Yeah, whatever.

01:04:12
We could use another body around here, considering our ex is just a head.

01:04:17
And relatively useless at this point.

01:04:20
Yeah, I agree.

01:04:22
Gislora interrupts you.

01:04:23
I come back to wrap.

01:04:27
Here's your wrapped up big breakfast here in a container.

01:04:30
I did it for you.

01:04:31
Well, thank you, Gislora.

01:04:33
It's pronounced Gislora.

01:04:35
And do you need it wrapped up for you here, Mr. Wook?

01:04:42
And then she looks down at your plates and they're both empty.

01:04:44
And she.

01:04:46
Oh, my God.

01:04:48
You ate two big breakfasts.

01:04:52
Oh, my God.

01:04:53
Oh, my God.

01:04:54
I'm eight feet tall.

01:04:57
I mean, I saw that.

01:04:59
I have four arms.

01:05:00
What do you want?

01:05:00
A reward?

01:05:01
An award?

01:05:02
Well, we'll take those two gift certificates now.

01:05:06
Wait, wait, wait.

01:05:07
Hold on a second.

01:05:08
What?

01:05:08
Two gift certificates?

01:05:09
You said if you finish it, you get a gift certificate.

01:05:14
I did.

01:05:15
My friend here finished two.

01:05:18
Right.

01:05:19
He should get two gift certificates.

01:05:21
No, no, no, no.

01:05:22
That's not how any of this works.

01:05:23
I told you before you took the contest.

01:05:25
One, you didn't want to join the contest.

01:05:27
And I said, you got to.

01:05:28
You have to.

01:05:29
And he said, I don't care.

01:05:30
And I said, you can't win it twice.

01:05:31
Yeah.

01:05:34
You did not say that.

01:05:36
I did.

01:05:36
You did.

01:05:38
I was very clear.

01:05:39
I was very clear.

01:05:39
I was very clear.

01:05:39
But you can have this.

01:05:41
I guess you can get.

01:05:42
Roll.

01:05:46
You can't just roll, Andy.

01:05:48
Sorry.

01:05:49
I rolled negotiation.

01:05:50
Yeah.

01:05:51
Well, no.

01:05:52
It's not a negotiation.

01:05:53
Yeah.

01:05:55
Apparently not.

01:05:56
No, it's not.

01:05:57
And it never has been.

01:05:58
So.

01:05:59
Okay.

01:05:59
Fine.

01:05:59
Fine.

01:06:00
We'll take one gift certificate.

01:06:02
The next big breakfast is on you, though.

01:06:05
No.

01:06:06
I have three advantages.

01:06:09
And then she looks at back.

01:06:12
And she's like, how you feeling, hon?

01:06:14
You look.

01:06:17
This one has indigestion.

01:06:21
Oh, yeah.

01:06:22
I regret this.

01:06:23
You look.

01:06:24
You look bloated.

01:06:25
Like a corpse.

01:06:27
Like a beautiful corpse, but still a corpse.

01:06:30
I regret ordering the big breakfast.

01:06:33
It is not.

01:06:36
It is not good to compare the dead to the living.

01:06:39
Oh, boy.

01:06:41
This guy.

01:06:41
This guy's really serious here.

01:06:43
He's really great.

01:06:44
Okay.

01:06:44
What's the bill?

01:06:45
The bill?

01:06:47
Well, let's see.

01:06:48
You got one big breakfast, which was 50.

01:06:51
That's 50 credits.

01:06:52
You got two big breakfasts.

01:06:54
That's 100 credits.

01:06:55
So 150.

01:06:56
Then one more.

01:06:57
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:06:58
Hey, these are big breakfasts.

01:07:01
Yeah, but he finished two of them.

01:07:04
Oh, that's right.

01:07:04
You get a gift certificate.

01:07:05
Yeah, what's the gift certificate for?

01:07:08
It's like one of those coupons.

01:07:11
Like from like the Chamber of Commerce.

01:07:16
You know, it's like a coupon book.

01:07:19
With a Chamber of Commerce.

01:07:23
Yeah.

01:07:23
Yeah.

01:07:24
And it's like, yeah, here you go.

01:07:28
Chamber of Commerce.

01:07:29
Does Coruscant have a Chamber of Commerce?

01:07:32
He has several.

01:07:33
Oh.

01:07:33
She's very.

01:07:36
All right.

01:07:39
All right.

01:07:40
Ghosts.

01:07:40
Pay the lady.

01:07:44
Okay.

01:07:45
And he reaches into his satchel on his waist and produces the required credits and drops

01:07:54
them out of the table.

01:07:54
Conveniently enough, it is.

01:07:57
He's capable.

01:07:58
He's capable of paying.

01:08:00
God bless him.

01:08:02
And.

01:08:03
I like this.

01:08:04
I like this guy.

01:08:05
He pays for my breakfasts.

01:08:06
Oh, no.

01:08:08
He dropped 100 credits on the table, which is enough for his own.

01:08:12
Oh, this is only good for half of the bill.

01:08:16
How about you?

01:08:17
Get out of my book.

01:08:18
All right, Grizzler.

01:08:19
Here, take your 50.

01:08:20
This is not half of the bill.

01:08:22
This is my bill.

01:08:23
Yeah.

01:08:25
That's also true.

01:08:26
Mathematically.

01:08:29
I paid.

01:08:29
I just turned to just gave her a $50 credit.

01:08:33
All right.

01:08:34
I'm not going to argue.

01:08:34
I got my meal.

01:08:35
Did you take it out?

01:08:35
I mean, yeah.

01:08:37
Don't argue.

01:08:38
You done it.

01:08:38
Ate it.

01:08:39
Some of it.

01:08:40
How do you?

01:08:41
How do you?

01:08:41
I don't know how you take money out of this.

01:08:43
So.

01:08:43
I'll just do it.

01:08:44
I'm not sure I want to teach you how to give or take away money.

01:08:47
I agree.

01:08:48
You're smart to think that way.

01:08:50
All right.

01:08:55
All right.

01:08:57
I get, I put down 60 credits, 60 credits.

01:09:01
Do you really got a nickel and dime everyone all the time?

01:09:04
Did you eat the breakfast?

01:09:07
Did you order the breakfast?

01:09:08
Oh, no.

01:09:09
50 credits.

01:09:10
That's right.

01:09:11
Right.

01:09:11
Yeah.

01:09:12
You're right.

01:09:12
I'm not nickel and diamond.

01:09:14
I'm tipping.

01:09:14
I'm sorry.

01:09:16
It's been a long shift.

01:09:18
It's been a long shift.

01:09:20
And thanks for the tip.

01:09:24
Yeah.

01:09:25
Well, no, I don't feel like you deserve it.

01:09:27
All right.

01:09:28
What is tip?

01:09:28
It's just, it's customary to give a little bit more sometimes for a good service.

01:09:36
And I like to pride myself on my service.

01:09:38
Can I buy one of your packs of smokes?

01:09:43
Ghost reaches into his bag and pulls out another hundred credits and puts it on the table.

01:09:49
Well, I mean, I guess, I guess if we're just, just playing with house money here, then, you

01:09:55
know, that's pretty cool.

01:09:56
And yeah, I'll take a hundred credits and give myself a nice, like, perm.

01:10:04
See you later.

01:10:05
See you later.

01:10:05
She walks away.

01:10:08
I would ask if she had hair.

01:10:12
She just died.

01:10:14
I think you're going to have to roll a knowledge check of, uh, of xenology.

01:10:22
Let's see.

01:10:25
What is, well, whoever wants to know that.

01:10:29
I really don't.

01:10:30
He succeeded.

01:10:33
And, uh, so, so RX pipes up from the backpack, uh, knowing that, um, they do not have hair.

01:10:43
And what does he say?

01:10:44
What is, what's the species name?

01:10:46
I wish I knew.

01:10:47
And I don't really know.

01:10:49
Let's see if, uh,

01:10:54
Yeah, you could just make it a pure God.

01:11:00
I know, but it's really important to me that it's accurate.

01:11:03
A basilisk.

01:11:04
A basilisk do not have hair anywhere on their bodies.

01:11:11
Just.

01:11:13
I mean, I was just saying the head, but.

01:11:16
And he's switched off.

01:11:21
Okay.

01:11:22
It's got four armpit hairs, though.

01:11:24
That wasn't interesting about the flavor text.

01:11:28
Okay.

01:11:35
Um, you guys.

01:11:37
Uh, so.

01:11:39
She left on, on the counter, the, the coupon book.

01:11:43
I put it in my.

01:11:47
Thank you.

01:11:50
Right next to my mustache.

01:11:52
Uh, would you like to look at the coupon book?

01:11:56
Yeah, I'll flip through it.

01:11:58
Okay.

01:11:59
In the coupon book, there is a 20% coupon for, um, let's see.

01:12:06
If you specifically say Big Breakfast.

01:12:09
No, no, no, no, no.

01:12:10
Eoselin's, Eoselin's General Store.

01:12:19
Huh.

01:12:20
Oh, all right.

01:12:20
Amongst, amongst other things, there's, there's, you know, some worthless things in there.

01:12:24
Uh, mostly worthless things.

01:12:26
But one of the coupons that sticks out to you is Eoselin's General Store.

01:12:31
And it's a 20% coupon off for one purchase.

01:12:35
Yes.

01:12:36
Yes.

01:12:38
I, I have this coupon that you so graciously gave me.

01:12:41
Yes.

01:12:42
How current is your armor, weaponry?

01:12:49
Current enough.

01:12:53
It's what enough?

01:12:56
Current enough.

01:12:58
Current enough.

01:12:59
Okay.

01:12:59
Well, I think we might want to go check this place out.

01:13:05
Sure.

01:13:06
As long as we search for the butt radar.

01:13:10
We will search.

01:13:12
We will definitely be searching for the butt.

01:13:14
What?

01:13:15
Butt.

01:13:16
Butt.

01:13:16
No, not the butt.

01:13:18
Butt radar.

01:13:19
The beaut.

01:13:20
Yes.

01:13:21
We will be searching for the butt's radars.

01:13:23
Mm.

01:13:25
You keep saying it, bro.

01:13:27
But I will let it slide.

01:13:31
Okay.

01:13:32
Uh, you, you, you've paid your tab.

01:13:35
Uh, you are free to leave the diner.

01:13:37
Um, you guys walk out of the diner and step out into the street and call a cab.

01:13:48
Uh, the cab.

01:13:50
We have a speeder bike.

01:13:51
Oh, that's right.

01:13:52
Speeder bike.

01:13:53
Yeah, but wait, how did, how did.

01:13:56
Hey, Ghost, how did you get here?

01:14:01
Narrative convenience.

01:14:05
It was quite convenient.

01:14:09
I don't remember.

01:14:16
All right.

01:14:17
We better call a cab because.

01:14:19
Yeah, but then you're going to have to leave your bike.

01:14:21
It's really not our bike.

01:14:24
Yeah, but you can't just leave it someplace.

01:14:26
Why?

01:14:27
All right.

01:14:28
Yeah.

01:14:28
I just worry about it later.

01:14:30
Yeah, it's, it's, it's fucking chopper's problem.

01:14:33
Yeah, I guess.

01:14:34
Yeah.

01:14:34
All right.

01:14:35
Yeah, he tried to screw us on our bounty earlier.

01:14:37
Okay.

01:14:39
Um, you call the cab company, uh, that you are now ultimate.

01:14:43
Yep.

01:14:44
Not this second, but could we end this a little bit early at some point?

01:14:53
Like at 940 maybe?

01:14:54
Yeah, we can, we can wrap, we can wrap up before.

01:14:58
I mean, I guess.

01:15:00
Yeah.

01:15:01
I, I.

01:15:02
I'm negotiating, but I just, I, I go to bed at 10 and I, I got to do some things before I go to bed too.

01:15:08
So.

01:15:08
Okay.

01:15:09
Uh, so my plan is then that the cab picks you up and, um, says to you, welcome to Johnny Cab.

01:15:23
Where can I take you today?

01:15:24
To the merchant tiles.

01:15:28
The merchant tiles?

01:15:31
The merchant store.

01:15:33
I sense that you probably want to go to Eoslins.

01:15:36
Oh, then I flipped through my book.

01:15:40
Is that correct?

01:15:41
That is correct.

01:15:43
Mm-hmm.

01:15:45
Okay.

01:15:46
The God.

01:15:46
Then that's not there.

01:15:48
The God Cab is correct.

01:15:50
I am not a God Cab.

01:15:51
That is a different company.

01:15:53
I like the God Cab.

01:15:55
Let's go to Eoslins.

01:15:58
Okay.

01:16:01
Um, I am going to say that that would be a good place to pick up next week would be, we'll start at, we'll start at the store.

01:16:11
We'll spend our experience.

01:16:13
You guys can shop and then we can start on the butt radar adventure.

01:16:17
Okay.

01:16:19
Fantasy Costco.

01:16:20
Basically.

01:16:22
But not fantasy.

01:16:23
Space Costco.

01:16:24
Space fantasy Costco.

01:16:27
I mean, it's not that big.

01:16:28
It's really, Star Wars is really more of a space.

01:16:31
Fantasy than a science fiction anyway.

01:16:32
It is space.

01:16:35
But not, not just fantasy.

01:16:37
Space fantasy.

01:16:38
Yeah.

01:16:39
It is a little bit space fantasy.

01:16:41
There is hardly any science fiction element to it.

01:16:44
There's a lot of fiction.

01:16:45
There's all, there's all, there's like.

01:16:48
It's mostly fiction.

01:16:49
There's, yeah.

01:16:50
But I get what he's saying.

01:16:51
I mean, there's space wizards.

01:16:53
They treat sky fight.

01:16:55
They treat the space travel like it's dog fights and air, you know?

01:16:58
I mean, it's more fantasy than that.

01:17:01
Yeah.

01:17:01
I mean, it's a space opera, which is what is also technically considered.

01:17:05
But there's no music.

01:17:07
It's very low tech.

01:17:09
There is music.

01:17:10
What are you talking about?

01:17:11
John Williams is a saint.

01:17:12
There's no singing.

01:17:12
Most of the math.

01:17:15
Which is operative in an opera.

01:17:16
Most of the tech is really just kind of hand-wavy magic.

01:17:19
Like, oh, we have anti-graph.

01:17:23
So, it doesn't, it doesn't fall into the same category as something like The Martian or even Star Trek or other science fiction.

01:17:30
Believe me, guys, I love Star Wars.

01:17:32
It's just, it's, it's much more space fantasy.

01:17:35
I'm not really sure what we're arguing.

01:17:35
Space fantasy versus science fiction.

01:17:38
No, I think we argue whether or not you guys are going to fantasy Costco.

01:17:42
And I said space Costco.

01:17:44
And then we started arguing.

01:17:45
Right.

01:17:46
I don't even know what we're arguing about.

01:17:48
I just like talking.

01:17:49
Oh, well, I'm not asleep, so.

01:17:51
No.

01:17:53
No.

01:17:55
Sleeping.