A Night in the Wind

Season 1, Episode 26
September 19, 2021

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what do you say to that what what does tiger got to say to that lame i'm sure totally lame

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tiger's 20% lame hey only 20 that's great i'm a good guy and he's a good guy

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okay so uh so mac you have 15 i think sarn you have 15 too um do you guys want to spend it

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um what's the rule for upgrading general skills again how much is it is i so if you're going from

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skill one to skill two it would be two because you're going to skill two times five which is 10

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so it'd be 10 total and then you add five if it's not a career skill so i'll take a look at your

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sheet and if you want to give me an example i can run through it i'm just trying to remember how much

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my deception is up i think i updated it you're at skill one for deception so if i wanted upgraded

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again how much would that be um since it's a career skill there's no extra for that so it would be since

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you're going from one to two it'd be two times five five being the the cause it would be 10

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okay um so can i i'm gonna upgrade that i think okay

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can you um and then so that's going from one to two yeah and that'll be minus 10

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okay so you're at five overall and i'll make the update in foundry right now

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that means on deception rolls you will have two yellow and one green

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if you want to put that in the book maybe

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i already have that did i already have that uh i only had

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i only had you at rank two do we start at rank zero um well since you didn't create your characters

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not all of them started at rank zero

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i'm just trying to see yeah i had you started at rank one

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and i have on our very first night i upgraded deception from rank one to two

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okay i i did not have one to two i just have rank one deception maybe you didn't did you start at one

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maybe you didn't start at one maybe you started zero

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maybe i don't know i was that was the very first night so i don't even have a date for it

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uh i have january 1st because i have the same thing that you're showing i just don't have

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i don't i just have rank one i don't have i don't so i'm guessing that's from zero to one but i'd have to look at

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your original because i wrote that so i wrote down two yellow one green

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deception rank one to two and it was tossed me 10 it cost me 10 background okay well that so that would be right so

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if you wanted to go from two to three so um unfortunately we have not been rolling that way

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i did not have it right in foundry so if you want to go two to three it'll cost you 15

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and you'll be rolling with three yellows instead yeah i'll do that okay so that's minus 15

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so rank three and that would be rank three yep

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then three yellows sorry about that three juicy yellows no i i didn't remember either and quite

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frankly like i said it's from the very first night so i'm not terribly surprised but i did remember i

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did like remember like i think i upgraded deception once because i remember having this conversation

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yeah it feels like we have a lot of conversations yeah we talk too much it's entirely talking i guess

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what about you uh sorry sorry

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i think i want to do lethal blows you don't have lethal blows uh there you can get multiple okay

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so it would add 10 well 20 total to uh critical uh you'll have to remember that because i will

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probably not remember that when we're doing critical roles no right yeah because like last week i had

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two of them i should have not that it mattered they died but yeah they were punk ass bitches

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punk ass bitches thought their head was too good to be vaporized

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although his mustache was too good to be vaporized

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scrangin that is true it's in my pocket scrangin scrangin

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yeah you better bring that mustache out for something later on it better be plot worthy

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it's my addiction it's my addiction you're addicted to mustaches you can go

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because no addiction is mustaches all right so minus it cost 15 i didn't look

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yes circus you're at zero and this is what is it lethal blows

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yeah level two i rained blows as i rain blows upon him i thought to myself there's got to be a better way

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that's uh frank costanza he's sure are lethal what isn't that frank costanza

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yeah this lady at work is all pissed off about something about what uh she has to do saliva

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testing for cova and she just keeps saying that there's got to be a better way i was like first of

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us for the rest of us i think in china they do anal swabs so you can tell her it gets a worse way

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what's so bad about getting your mouth swabbed uh it's one she's on she's anti-vax so if she just

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got vaccinated she'd be able to get out of it all entirely like i did um but two she just she she's

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having they like they're having issues like getting her back her results unless they're negative if

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they're you know and she needs she's like and she's a she's a caregiver outside of work and so she wants

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these results to prove to her work there that she doesn't have covet it's just stupid because like

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you can get the test for free at walgreens or something you know yeah

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in and roll in

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all right back to the lobby

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making copies last week the crew made a daring escape with the help of a definitely non-sentient

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copy droid now they find themselves outside selcom tower with the information they sought

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an invoice for a parcel shipment of weapons delivered to color yeah

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tiger i think the you're playing the song at the same time that you're talking

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and i can't really hear one over the other okay i'll just stop it then because the lobby

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plays softly in the background the song i think i can't i can't hear anything

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i don't know where you are are you in my world brother are you in my world

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yeah i couldn't hear anything other than that yeah for some reason it took you a long time to

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to slip over to the the video but anyway i've got you back now all right here i go again

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making copies last week the crew made a daring escape with the help of a definitely non-sentient

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copy droid now they find themselves outside zelcom tower with the information they sought

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an invoice for a parcel shipment of weapons delivered to a clarium processing plant in sector 943 care of

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none other than kato leechos a shipment scheduled to arrive later this evening at the abandoned section of the factory but their mission to retrieve this information was a little bit less quiet than they had hoped

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let's hope that fern hides those bodies

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so that little escapade did get you more obligation um

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you do have obligation to varanus now uh because he asked you to do it quietly and you did not

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a bit of obligation to corum sandia the guy that you robbed um you broke into his office and stole his

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information uh just just because it was a little bit less uh how do you say discreet um he knows about it

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but they don't know that i did

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um they know that rx did it

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that's still not me

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i wasn't

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i wasn't there

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i swear okay

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uh so no rx did it

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because rx was had his dingle dongle in the security system

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oh my god

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i gave him a donald in

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what is that you sang that same song last week

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i just made it up oh okay so that's the jingle

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i'm just that creative you know make it up on the spot

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yeah he can do other things tiger he's also a musician

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yeah there's a lot of you guys don't know about rx

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he he makes jingles in his spare time

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i have many lives all right uh i sent you the uh destiny pool to roll

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what light

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two lights not bad i already rolled

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yeah i saw four light and two dark um i don't know if you guys saw it but i did roll varannis on

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the obligation roll this week so

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see how that goes

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and he's the one that told us to be quiet

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and yes let's see

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show players varannis he likes to play sabacc at the spider

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all right so we will start he's gonna he might be drawing a little bit of their ire

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perhaps a bit of his ire yes has been drawn i would say

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make it up to him

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make it up to him

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this was not what it was supposed to be

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okay um you guys are outside zelcom tower right now

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where's our ship or getaway or or i don't know how you guys got there do you remember

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probably a taxi

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we like we just

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we just opened our eyes that we were there

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now i swear i have a speeder i don't think you have a speeder i think you

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i think you guys took well i'm sorry i think you do have a speeder i think

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uh you came on a speeder by yourself mac and rx and sarn came a yeah one of choppers um speeders that has a sidecar

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oh yeah that does sound kind of right yeah

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all right let's get back to us let's get back to the speeders guys

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okay let's go all right i thought i'll follow you where are they

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we hid them in the alley don't you remember

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no

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where's i'm i'm going through withdrawal right now

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you you just i know you ripped that guy's mustache clear off and just said you needed it

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i had to have it i've never seen anyone go so crazy over facial hair like that before especially not their own

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oh god who's that did you guys hear that yes hello we are here uh it's not a live feed but you do see

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rx said you got a um a voice message why can't i ever hear i i click to play it

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uh it's from it's from varanus uh he's not very happy um and he says this is that that robot i

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i heard about your little escapade yeah i let you in there because i thought you know maybe you could

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help me out a little bit but getting caught by corum sandia the ceo of zelcom industries

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is not a good look for me

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noted message

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dude what did you say

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i said noted but then i realized i was talking to a message

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so then i said noted message

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and then i delete the message wow do you think that message was for us guys

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no he just said robot so that could have been a lot of things he might have been sent to other

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people i mean i'm not a robot you're not a robot son i mean and it's in rx in rx you're you're such a

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general soul

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i call you i prefer i prefer synthetic human that is that is pretty good

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all right well we should do something about that right you should do something about anything right

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now yeah let's get in the let's get in the get get in the cars and go

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i'm running around with my circles well i'm running around the circles here let's go

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fine all right well jump in i start car no no i run and jump on my bike

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so i jump on the side car all right oh you want me to drive yeah okay

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and if we run into trouble i can be free to shoot

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ah that's a good idea okay

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i'll ride we'll have a little we'll have a little posse going down

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going on the street street here all right well i go ahead and uh jump on the driver's seat of the

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other speeder wait where are we going home the choppers i guess

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um and as you jump into the car uh around from the side of the building does come out some

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zelcom guards and oh sorry where are you going and they start chasing you uh they're they're

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gaining on you uh they are on speeder bikes uh two so there's a speeder bike two speeder bikes one

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for each of the the guards

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and they start they start they start blasting

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oh my god oh sweet jesus get my finger i i rip a i rip an awesome wheelie as i get out of there

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a wheelie okay uh i think you should roll roll a check for that um yeah shuttle planetary

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planetary piloting yeah how badass was the uh how badass was the wheelie i mean okay

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i mean i guess that's what you're rolling just average difficulty how

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how badass was the wheelie oh it was pretty badass it was just uh it was high up in the air you know

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and uh i really i looked legendary and uh i i took off a lot faster um i'm barely holding on for

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dear life though it looks cool but i am terrified and i don't really know what i'm doing but hey luck's on

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my side as it turns out this was only average difficulty to do this

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okay um

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siren and uh our axe

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the hell is this go straight at the guards you're going straight at them yeah i opened fire start blasting

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bud all right uh wallace i literally i literally aim for one of them and i just go straight at him i'm not

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even going at them i'm literally trying to crash into him okay so they'll get they'll get one turn

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well i guess we'll roll for initiative yeah

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all right

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i'm too tired we need to end this quickly i don't know that they did start it

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okay uh they started firing at us okay so cool i guess for the pc or the npc yeah but you broke into the

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building

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yeah so i mean they can't just i mean it's their job to not let that happen

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okay so pc slot first well it already happened

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go ahead you can start shooting all right i start blasting what range are we at uh you're at medium

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right now okay and then i would say you move another two bands and the next next turn can i shoot too

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uh i shoot can i hold one-handed with the controls one-handed while shooting i i could take a step back

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yeah that makes sense

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oh yeah i think you might have to make a piloting check too

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okay but i'll let you have the shot first

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uh uh did you roll mac i mean siren no uh i'm gonna do quick quick strike two okay

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and then uh so 11 damage and a crit

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okay i'm gonna roll crit on this this guy

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add 20 add 20

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secrets secrets

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secrets

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okay roll

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all right all right plus 20 is uh he's off balance

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no but you did you did 12 damage being off balance on a speeder bike seems really bad

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no oh yeah yeah you're right so you you shoot him uh the shot doesn't kill him but he becomes

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off balance and the the speeder bike just flips like a like a roll and then uh yeah he explodes

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uh and then yeah the other guy is panicking uh as you charge towards him

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yeah uh but he makes the shot anyway

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that's fine uh but his it will be a setback because he's driving

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uh fail

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right all right you got this

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okay

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uh

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uh

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well i used to have a weapon slot and now i don't

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oh that's right because you gave you gave your weapon to

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scratch no i think i don't know no no you get it back i just but i took it away from you for that one

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turn uh but it was i but i i guess i forgot to give it back to you

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you wanted him to shoot mac i wanted there to be a fair duel i didn't want him to just shoot mac

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all right you didn't want him to not shoot mac though i wanted mac to win

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i don't know i'm not sure about that actually

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you guys aren't me

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you guys aren't me

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that is true

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all right so blaster rifle i think you should have it now

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yeah i see it i see it on your your sheet

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god damn it

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i'm not trying i'm trying to move my screen i swear to god i'm just trying to move my screen around and i can't do it

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there we go

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rocks

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what's that i gave you your rifle are you gonna shoot oh yeah well i i was waiting oh

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let's see setback

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hey all right so that's 11 damage 11 damage yeah um you do 11 damage uh shooting at him uh and uh

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he's dead yeah so

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zelcom does not equip their guards very well it turns out

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all right i hoist my i hoist my gun over my head and let lucia droid battle cry

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and do droids and battle cries roger roger

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tactical droids do i guess

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okay i go through your pockets no you're on you're in a sidecar

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oh come on that's just as much a thing as he says every single time as you say you perceive nothing

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you

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you know

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in fact the sheets the shirts should actually say i go through their pockets and then below that you

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perceive nothing

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or front and back or something

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okay

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so you just you just blew up both of those driving right at them you've gained quite a bit of space

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between you and and mac who just took off in the opposite direction i'm not even sure he knew where he was going

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uh but he got the hell out of there

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and now it's just mac or not mac it's just sarn and rx uh

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current i'm assuming you guys are making a big wide turn back towards um away from zelcom tower

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yes go away and then we should

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uh so we uh go to zoom in the direction that mac did his uh gene wheelie thing

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i don't know about that i just i don't try to do the same maneuver i just turn around and go in that

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direction all right fine listening that's towards that's towards chopper

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mac where are you going um i mean you're still within eyesight so you can see him

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oh

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there

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i'm back i'm over here

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uh going to choppers that's where i thought why no no no let's go to sector 943

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all right wait no you guys you guys are talking through through the comms

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yeah i think we should go to sector 943 for the delivery

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of weapons okay to kato lichos

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okay you guys you guys could at least humor me

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throw on a roger roger every once in a while you want a joke let me live in the golden days

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golden days you guys were destroyed by the thousands

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by clones we were droids

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yeah yeah right by clones

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yes yes i don't like a robot uprising wasn't supposed to go that way bud

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well it wasn't a robot uprising you see

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oh i know but i'm just saying it was all a fake war

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orchestrated by the now emperor of the galaxy and we were really just a patsy

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in order to bring about the fall of the republic

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next you'll be telling me that anakin skywalker didn't die

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uh i don't have any data on anakin skywalker

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so unknown big hero no i know who he is but i don't like know anything more than you know

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well yeah i mean we'll just make the conversation over the comms

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just casual conversation as you just

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all right we just like oh okay

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you stroll out of a failed heist uh just having

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murdered in cold blood no less than five guards of a black market

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janitor and and a janitor but at least you got a mustache

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okay so you guys are going towards uh sector 943

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yes okay yes yes

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okay okay that is great all right

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all right so you guys you guys go to this um where you found in the information it's called uh

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it's a nova core factory it's in sector 943 uh it's a old factory that's still it's still in operation

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uh making just like heavy industry type things uh but it's all run down at one time this was like

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it was like a manufacturing powerhouse it's kind of like detroit except like dingier and more star wars

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oh space detroit goodness

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space detroit space detroit space detroit yeah

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space detroit yeah that was one of your weaker attempts

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okay that's saying a lot actually so you you pull you guys are pulling up to

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you guys see nine sector 943 and as you pull up you see this gigantic factory

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is there a visible door um there are doors and you can also see a landing pad

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oh let's see i don't know actually i don't know where the doors are

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how was the shipment of what can i like search my database because i downloaded all this information

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how was the shipment of uh downloaded it from where

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the computer it's dingle dong

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it's elcom tower dingle dong

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um oh that that okay where was the shipment like how was the shipment arriving

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that in there it was arriving to an old let me make sure i believe it's an old

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calerium processing plant this evening at the abandoned section of the and an abandoned section of the factory

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so it doesn't really say if it's arriving by air or by ground or whatnot

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no it's just it's just no it's it's an invoice that says it's arriving and it has a

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it does list the section of the factory um and it's noted as being abandoned okay is there like

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is that labeled and we can just know where it is once we see the factory or is

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there a section of the factory that just kind of looks abandoned or

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is it just all i'm sure it's obvious there there's a map but you can't the map shows the

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inside of the factory you can't see the inside of the factory so um you can we supposed to hit

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what see anything i was gonna say are we supposed to have a picture up by uh right now

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no i think he's hiding it from us intentionally yeah so you should you should be able to see i

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have a picture that representing the inside of the factory which you can't really see right now but

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it's really just like a it's like a mood picture not an actual what it is the the website said

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something about how i didn't have a token or something like that for the picture so i just

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want to make sure it wasn't like oh you can't see it wrong with me no i just see three three dots

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that signifying you andy and ryan and then it's a black screen oh that's weird can anybody else see it

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i have the same problem oh i figured you were suppressing the image i am but i i do have a

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background image for for this maybe the image that's being suppressed is in front of the background

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image but then also suppressed so it's not translucent you just can't like does that make sense it shouldn't

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be but i mean obviously it's not working so

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yes you do not own any token with vision in this scene oh that's why thank you that's helpful

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i'll just turn off vision token vision that should just be the default because i don't use the token

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vision yeah all right there it is i don't know why it gets so excited i mean uh if you ever managed to

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get inside the factory it might look a little like this wow it's just everything i gotta imagine

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does this help at all okay so uh yeah i guess you could maybe look you could like drive around the the

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building maybe and see yeah all right so i guess how about this we go around and i tell sarn sarn um

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i'll do a quick flyby see if you see any entrances uh like note note the entrances that are not

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don't look like they've been in use all right and we fly around

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okay whoosh whoosh um

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a roll of perception check then hey our favorite check yeah um all my roll uh stuff is gone

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your roll stuff is gone oh you're not in here

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what do you mean i'm not in here no your character's not in here i don't see him

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oh yeah there's no characters in here yeah that's the problem

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yeah because we're not in there yet

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well that's not why you're not in there

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there i am and some devil there are two of me that's too many mac

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oh why is rx's picture mac because he loves me

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an image is

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rx

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rx

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78

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rockin

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rockin and rollin

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there he is

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i'm just

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we are rolling

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now

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what's up all right

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i perceive nothing

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i don't see anything all right

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i don't even see any doors

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so no no you see you see some doors but you can't really tell the difference between

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something that's abandoned and what's not abandoned because it's just a factory and

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it all looks the same to you

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but you you do see there are

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let's see

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what is that

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there's a section in the back and there's a section in the front uh the section in the front has a

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like i said the landing pad with the door on it and in the back there's

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some stuff just like factory stuff you know materials

00:34:07
let's land at the back

00:34:10
okay

00:34:13
roger roger

00:34:17
mac you land on the front

00:34:19
we're going to the back

00:34:20
all right that's his feet are powering down

00:34:23
we just landed

00:34:24
oh and what's mac doing

00:34:27
i'm landing in the front

00:34:29
you're landing in the front

00:34:32
that's what that's what sarn told me to do

00:34:36
it's not so

00:34:37
the rx and

00:34:39
rx and sarn going

00:34:41
are landing in the back and mac lands in the front at that the landing pad

00:34:47
yeah

00:34:49
i jump out and start going through the containers

00:34:52
uh as you enter the darkened mineral processing area area old conveyor belts centrifuges and

00:34:59
compactors lie forgotten under a thick layer of dust

00:35:02
smashed crates an ancient inoperable speeder and other forgotten remnants litter the floor

00:35:08
leading out from the cavernous area are a few ladders for climbing massive exhaust pipes on one side

00:35:13
and a staircase to an abandoned office on the other the dim light glows from the room at the top of the stairs

00:35:18
should we go

00:35:24
up the top of the stairs

00:35:26
yelp

00:35:29
try to a rx on the side here try to make sure mac doesn't see that speeder

00:35:33
okay because he'll he'll go crazy over hey mac do not look this way please there is nothing to see over here

00:35:45
that's cool just let me know if you see a speeder

00:35:47
nope nope there's certainly not a speeder over here behind me nope no speeders this

00:35:53
you should just keep walking and following sarn

00:35:57
that's fine but if you see one it's mine

00:35:59
roger roger

00:36:02
you guys you guys are in different spots

00:36:03
yeah okay all right

00:36:07
and i am shouting all right so uh

00:36:10
all right mac you landed by on the landing pad um with the door

00:36:16
there's another door there the barely lit landing pad on the southern corner of the complex is

00:36:21
perpetually covered in waves of steam emanating from nearby exhaust ports

00:36:26
small tracks of lights in the center are the only markers to assist in navigating through the hazards

00:36:31
a number of crates boxes and other neglected shipments sit on the outskirts of the landing pad

00:36:36
still waiting for attention from the factory workers

00:36:38
all right so i stealthily moved through the mist there's two paths leading off of the pad

00:36:47
well

00:36:48
well i take the one less traveled

00:36:52
and that has made all the difference all right

00:36:56
which one is that um

00:36:59
um

00:37:01
the path is

00:37:02
uh

00:37:03
leading towards what appear to be storage tanks

00:37:07
all right so i make my way towards those storage can't storage tanks but i'm being very stealthy

00:37:14
i run a stealth check

00:37:16
uh

00:37:18
yeah that sounds good

00:37:21
let me see what they should be

00:37:23
okay uh just average

00:37:28
okay

00:37:32
okay

00:37:33
okay you are stealthy

00:37:35
so i am moving through the mist like i am invisible

00:37:39
okay

00:37:40
all right uh back to

00:37:43
sarn and rx

00:37:45
okay rx before we go to this office

00:37:49
what

00:37:50
what are our plans for this guy

00:37:55
well aren't we just looking for a shipment of weapons

00:37:57
no we're looking for the person

00:38:00
kato kato

00:38:02
kato

00:38:02
oh and he's gonna be here receiving the ship

00:38:05
yeah

00:38:06
so

00:38:08
um

00:38:08
is our goal to kill him or bring

00:38:11
subdue him and bring him into

00:38:15
the black sun

00:38:17
the black sun

00:38:17
well not the blacks well wait

00:38:20
no i think not the black sun it's the other ones we want to bring him to right the other family he betrayed like his first betrayal

00:38:26
oh

00:38:28
i can't remember

00:38:29
yeah

00:38:30
um

00:38:33
i forget that what their name is

00:38:34
there's another crab family

00:38:37
the pikes

00:38:39
pikes

00:38:40
pikes yeah okay they won him first and that was the original job we were hired for

00:38:44
um

00:38:45
was to bring him to the pikes

00:38:48
yes

00:38:48
um

00:38:49
so

00:38:51
i i sent you i sent you a copy of the the quest notes i don't know did you guys get it

00:38:56
yeah

00:38:56
yeah

00:38:56
oh

00:39:00
this guy's probably gonna be tough

00:39:02
seems like they probably want us to kill him

00:39:09
it says once the bounty hunter success

00:39:13
is

00:39:13
is

00:39:14
that sounds kind of like kill they want vengeance

00:39:17
i mean i don't know what i mean like

00:39:19
they might be happy if we brought him in because they could like kill him themselves

00:39:23
i don't know or make it a make an example out of him

00:39:26
so i mean we could try to

00:39:27
okay

00:39:28
but

00:39:28
no no no

00:39:29
we can try to play it by ear

00:39:31
if we think there's an

00:39:32
if there's an opportunity to take him in alive we should take it

00:39:35
otherwise let's just kill him and bring his head in

00:39:37
all right because it also says the pike family wants you to bring him down for his betrayal

00:39:41
yeah i mean dispatch bring him down

00:39:44
this is very in my mind this is not

00:39:47
not his language doesn't really uh

00:39:49
involve a lot of guesswork we've been hired to kill him

00:39:53
okay

00:39:54
all right so should we go to the office then

00:39:58
yeah i think that's a reasonable a reasonable uh assumption he might be there

00:40:03
all right

00:40:03
i stealthily sneak up to the office

00:40:06
okay um

00:40:08
it's an it's

00:40:09
while he's doing that i'm just like looking around like there's nobody here

00:40:12
it's it's an average stealth check

00:40:15
but i get

00:40:19
a boost though i think because of your

00:40:23
i have yeah

00:40:26
while you're stealthily stealthily going to the stairs i just walk to the stairs

00:40:31
unstealthily

00:40:32
it's called stalker

00:40:33
stalker and what does it do

00:40:38
it adds a boost guy okay

00:40:39
so you said it was average or yeah

00:40:42
i am now at the base of the stairs i'm starting to go up the stairs

00:40:47
well good because i didn't

00:40:49
okay uh

00:40:51
so uh

00:40:54
let's say that

00:40:55
something on you is is a little bit noisier than you expect it to be what would that what would that be

00:41:01
that goddamn mustache

00:41:02
the mustache is squeaking

00:41:05
no that doesn't make any sense

00:41:07
it's rustling

00:41:08
it's rustling

00:41:10
i appreciate the effort that doesn't make sense to me

00:41:13
um

00:41:16
my robot toe my robo toe

00:41:19
oh yeah your robot which is still

00:41:22
it's squeaky okay yeah as

00:41:24
it's starting to become unlocked

00:41:27
uh because remember it had gotten locked in place because you you kicked a cab

00:41:32
uh glove box and it zapped your your your toe

00:41:36
so now that it's starting to come loose um it's squeaking very loudly

00:41:42
oh all right fix your toe

00:41:45
fix my toe oh you mean my toe that's on your body

00:41:50
yes um yeah i mean right now

00:41:54
uh do you want to be caught

00:41:56
i'm fine can i attempt to uh

00:42:01
make it not so squeaky yeah it's uh it's an easy mechanics check

00:42:06
it is your toe you should know it like the back of your hand

00:42:14
back of your toe

00:42:15
okay so i pull out my can of wd-40 base wd-40 and uh i spray the toe out that should do it

00:42:24
how does it feel sarn

00:42:27
feels like i never lost it at all

00:42:33
that doesn't check out

00:42:34
all right all right well i guess we continue up the stairs then

00:42:40
okay until we get up you get up to the door um

00:42:50
one of you roll a hard perception check

00:42:52
i think your perception is better right

00:42:56
mine yeah it's a green and a yellow

00:43:00
yeah i think that's better than mine

00:43:02
okay oh i have that too

00:43:06
uh what's the difficulty

00:43:11
uh it's a heart

00:43:12
nope okay

00:43:18
um as as you walk by you you feel your foot

00:43:25
trip a little bit um and you set off a booby trap causing five damage

00:43:33
uh we eat and we're still hurt from our last thing we don't heal

00:43:36
right

00:43:37
oh okay

00:43:39
all right

00:43:41
so are you are you changing wait

00:43:44
yeah so wait is that five damage yes

00:43:47
is that okay i'm pretty much dead no no no uh don't forget your soak

00:43:53
oh

00:43:55
i forgot

00:44:01
it's an explosion that goes off your soak is four

00:44:03
oh okay so it was what was it at what was your one at before

00:44:07
it was at five okay so it's six and sarn

00:44:12
i try to perceive another booby trap

00:44:16
wait does that explosion not hit sarn no it did

00:44:21
oh

00:44:23
my soak is five though okay um so i guess

00:44:30
you didn't do damage but or it didn't it didn't have on your wound threshold but you were

00:44:36
exploded both of you you so rx actually trips over it it explodes you guys are thrown back

00:44:43
onto your asses

00:44:44
oh my ass

00:44:46
oh my robo ass

00:44:51
uh but it explodes the stairs and you fall off of the off of that level onto the ground

00:44:58
oh boy

00:45:00
all right well

00:45:02
well if we

00:45:03
if we weren't sure he was here before we certainly are now

00:45:08
there's got to be another way up there let us maybe look around there are lots of gantries and

00:45:16
different walkways let's grab one of those ladders oh convenient

00:45:23
okay uh back to mac

00:45:25
uh i'm still sneaking you're still sneaking you're in the steam

00:45:29
and you've gotten into the door was open some um because there's stuff moving in and out from

00:45:36
or is expected moving and out from the helipad but there's not or the the landing pad but there's

00:45:41
nothing moving right this minute um

00:45:46
so you're walking through into into the building did we lose you siren no you're still there okay

00:45:52
i was just frozen and it opens directly into um offices

00:45:57
uh the austere offices of nova core are run by a skeleton crew as you enter the building you see an

00:46:03
elevated walkway that overlooks the main floor filled with shambling worker droids

00:46:07
that monitor various screens and equipment for the factory large banks of security screens show most the

00:46:13
main refining of the main refining plant and the process is taking place inside across the building

00:46:19
from your vantage point a small office sits above the act all the activity overseeing it all behind

00:46:25
the large windows three mustafarians run the operation

00:46:28
so i'm gonna make my own there's one right there uh it says minor they're not minors

00:46:39
oh you said rastafarians i was like what no that's that's too racist even for star wars

00:46:45
i mean i don't know the name itself was all right so i'm making my way to the office

00:46:51
okay you're you're going through through the office

00:46:55
um my head's down i'm dodging in between desks like batman kind of just running you you do hear some

00:47:05
beeping and you look to your lap and you see a droid is looking right at you

00:47:10
oh hello

00:47:14
uh he beeps and then whizzes away uh it's it does say police story but it's not a police story it's just a

00:47:22
droid okay well then i'm running

00:47:26
start running again as soon as he runs away i just gotta like and i run okay and as you run you run

00:47:34
around a corner and then right into the chest of a big must mustafarian musta mustacholi faria

00:47:42
oh hello hello uh well he's talking to you in uh some strange language

00:47:51
can i not understand them uh i don't know do you speak mustafarian

00:47:55
uh a smattering okay you know you know a light side point you know you know some

00:48:08
should i flip it tiger is that yeah you can flip it uh but you're not going to have

00:48:12
perfect knowledge of mustafarian but from some former smuggling jobs you do know enough um to know

00:48:20
um that he he's saying something about you being somewhere you're not supposed to be

00:48:27
i'm the safety inspector uh that's that's a charm check

00:48:31
oh yes it is uh

00:48:34
did i say charm already yeah okay charm check

00:48:38
just regular yes average

00:48:44
damn it okay

00:48:48
uh he summons a group of four security droids to escort you out

00:48:57
i'm telling you i'm the safety inspector here and this place is not up to code you got a

00:49:03
fiery pits open everywhere there's small that you can't see through how are we supposed to

00:49:08
while the common man supposed to work like this the common droid this place is outrageous

00:49:12
uh the massafarian walks away uh and you are surrounded by four security droids

00:49:22
oh this is oh i'm in a tight spot

00:49:24
all right i'm gonna flip another light side point okay at that point in time

00:49:31
that's when the explosion happens

00:49:33
and all the security droids are are

00:49:36
brought away to check out the explosion i like that

00:49:43
i told you this place was insane

00:49:45
so there's a gigantic explosion

00:49:50
or not gigantic but there's a there's a big explosion that they can hear it's big enough to

00:49:55
say do five damage to both a droid and a uh twilight and the police droids are alerted through some

00:50:04
system of beeps and uh go to investigate you are left by yourself the mustafarian had walked away

00:50:11
um and now he's frantically trying to go back to the control room to figure out what's going on

00:50:16
all right i slip away like a like a night in the wind like a night in the wind

00:50:25
yeah it just slips away from you sometimes you ever notice that

00:50:34
okay i have no idea what that means you don't it it's the matter it's it's a metaphor all right

00:50:41
i wouldn't expect you to know isn't it a simile okay as you walk as you guys bicker through your

00:50:48
your comms uh you you continue to walk back into uh the night and you see the dominant structure of the

00:50:56
complex the calerium processing plant is a massive facility sprawling across nearly half a kilometer of

00:51:02
land repulsor lift sleds come and go from large hangar doors as crates have processed or move

00:51:07
out of the facility and empty crates return to be refilled inside rivers of molten calerium run

00:51:12
through artificial canyons as gigantic crucibles dip down to extract the material for the next stage of

00:51:17
processing catwalks crisscross the entire the entire building many fill with droids tirelessly checking

00:51:23
gauges readouts and screens intense heat permeates the area making it obvious why only droids are assigned to

00:51:29
this grueling work uh roll a resilience check uh average yeah that's you yeah you okay

00:51:37
okay

00:51:43
rocking rolling okay thanks to your resilience you will not encounter any strain for being in such a hectic

00:51:51
and hot place that's because i could take a lot of strain all right back to rx and sarn who have just

00:51:59
fallen on their asses and they're scrambling um for the ladder uh four security droids show up

00:52:10
oh all right i'll put you over here

00:52:12
oh all right i'll put you over here

00:52:14
take this one through

00:52:15
should have just let him have mac

00:52:23
that probably uh and they're in in two groups of two all right all right work your magic

00:52:30
hello i'm gonna i'm gonna keep trying to move this ladder thank you for coming to assist us

00:52:37
will you please help us repair this stairway with this ladder this is going to take some kind of social

00:52:45
check um uh droid on droid so can it be computers

00:52:50
um sure either that or like a leadership

00:52:55
is leadership a thing yeah it is yeah i don't know what your leadership is

00:53:03
yours is actually probably not bad as a colonist it's awful really um yeah it's too green

00:53:11
oh it's like computers it's four great okay but it's gonna be it's gonna be a hard computers check

00:53:20
though but

00:53:22
hey hey

00:53:29
um they respond to you what did you say you need help with that i asked i mean i thank them for coming

00:53:39
to our assistance and asked them for help repairing the gantry way so that we could go up

00:53:44
um they successful you you are successful in telling them not to attack you but that's useful

00:53:54
it is they are not in the union that fixes gantry ways so they're not allowed to touch the gantry way

00:54:03
uh yes your union prohibits you from assisting us further well can you direct me in can you point me in the

00:54:11
direction of a droid that i could seek assistance from in the correct union i do respect these boundaries

00:54:17
uh

00:54:21
yes they do they i'm i'm i'm i'm i well i mean obviously you can put however you want i'm really

00:54:28
just trying to end the conversation in a normal way it doesn't actually have to so they say that they

00:54:35
might know someone that they can get in another section of the factory they're gonna have to go

00:54:40
go they're gonna go look okay and all four of them in unison leave yeah all right didn't have to kill any droids

00:54:49
as is the best droids forever droid lives matter they don't feel pain so it's all right

00:54:59
in a sense we do we have we have damage readouts and pain is just a way that you assess your own damage

00:55:06
whoa

00:55:08
who's who's mac listening

00:55:11
oh dang it i left this come on out here how sloppy of me um okay i can we get the ladder up to the office

00:55:22
door yeah i mean yeah cool okay all right

00:55:28
so let's start climbing the ladder yeah you can go first i'll follow you

00:55:31
you don't want to you don't want to hit another booby trap yeah hopefully you don't hit any booby traps

00:55:37
okay um so you get back on on the ladder and you get you know basically up to the door uh the door is locked

00:55:48
bummer and we try to pick it if you were to pick it

00:55:58
um it would be in skullduggery check of average difficulty

00:56:03
um

00:56:07
um i think your skullduggery is probably better than mine it's only two are you guys both on the same ladder

00:56:13
well i'm like right behind them ladders

00:56:17
it's one of those double wide ladders adorable

00:56:21
uh school just go to me i would have thought it was higher okay

00:56:27
um

00:56:35
um

00:56:36
i guess we'll just have to blast our way in also guys i have to go run to the restroom uh

00:56:42
i'll be back in a sec all right we'll talk about you while you're gone

00:56:45
what a jerk

00:56:49
got him

00:56:53
now what's gonna happen here

00:56:57
this time next week we'll we'll have gone to galaxy's edge trigger

00:57:13
oh yeah by this time yeah yeah probably probably kissed by them too

00:57:19
i don't know about that i mean i know it is the star wars the star wars way to kiss your sibling but

00:57:28
which one's which one's leia

00:57:29
i'll figure that out at the moment if i can find a costume

00:57:38
yeah the condom

00:57:39
gotta respect the condom

00:57:42
oh the full respect for the condom

00:57:47
are you guys driving or flying down there

00:57:56
why

00:57:57
are you guys staying there or uh

00:58:05
no we're gonna fly back at the night at night i think he's talking about disney

00:58:08
yeah no uh we're staying in kiss me

00:58:10
uh what kiss me it's like a town over yeah it's a town oh wow oh wow oh my god

00:58:19
but it's only like four miles away from the parks so

00:58:23
so we could ride our bikes

00:58:25
no we rented a car oh that's right i knew that i was testing you

00:58:30
oh yeah right we're gonna get like a chevy spark or something

00:58:34
or something or similar or similar

00:58:37
i guess you guys are inside now so i can show you the map

00:58:46
just hope it's not a bug

00:58:47
that'd be pretty cool

00:58:51
all right

00:58:53
a bug disagree

00:58:56
hey hey get out of here

00:59:02
oh i'm on that side you're in the back yeah

00:59:04
i should be in the shadows maybe i should turn this thing it'd be better if this map was turned

00:59:14
not that

00:59:18
do you hear metallica just announced uh they did did like a impromptu show tonight at the metro

00:59:23
it's not the chicago metro yeah

00:59:25
it's not in chicago

00:59:27
yeah it is

00:59:29
uh that's not what i was reading it was like san francisco or new york or something

00:59:32
no

00:59:33
the chicago the um

00:59:36
um it's chicago because they were giving away wristbands on the radio

00:59:40
really

00:59:41
if you were caller 100 or something yeah

00:59:44
oh

00:59:45
it was like random it was a surprise show they announced it today for tonight

00:59:49
oh

00:59:50
it was weird because the posting i saw said at at metro i was like nobody calls it that and then i

00:59:57
thought it said new york or something

00:59:58
real chicago metro that's wild

01:00:02
so uh

01:00:11
that does not look right yeah this is not right at all

01:00:14
that looks terrible

01:00:19
right

01:00:19
it doesn't look half bad

01:00:20
it doesn't look half good either

01:00:23
all right i guess i'll just you just put it sideways like this and keep it the same size

01:00:31
all right

01:00:33
oh he's pissed oh i'm so

01:00:37
fucking gassy

01:00:38
so gassy

01:00:41
all right and mac is back here

01:00:47
mackin

01:00:47
mackin

01:00:47
rollin

01:00:49
mack daddy

01:00:50
down on the street i'm rollin

01:00:53
you must have had to poop

01:00:55
ew

01:00:57
oily

01:01:00
what

01:01:01
because he's a robot

01:01:03
oh

01:01:04
i thought it was because of something he ate

01:01:08
s girl

01:01:16
he eats too much cheese

01:01:18
that does the opposite

01:01:20
what

01:01:22
cheese

01:01:23
what does it do

01:01:25
back you up

01:01:26
yeah

01:01:27
maybe that's what's going on

01:01:29
maybe

01:01:31
but i don't think it produces oily

01:01:34
uh

01:01:35
poop

01:01:38
man your poop would just shoot out

01:01:39
be so lubricated

01:01:41
just shoot out

01:01:43
father

01:01:44
this is gonna make for great listening when i'm doing the notes later

01:01:55
foomp

01:01:55
oh yeah star wars vision starts up soon doesn't it i don't know does it

01:02:03
i thought it was october

01:02:04
it says now it starts streaming september 22nd

01:02:08
that's tomorrow

01:02:09
that's tomorrow

01:02:10
no it's wednesday

01:02:13
oh that's what i meant

01:02:14
oh boy

01:02:15
i was just testing

01:02:16
i wonder if that's gonna be

01:02:17
is i wonder if that's just gonna be episode by episode then

01:02:20
you mean week by week

01:02:21
probably

01:02:21
like the bad batch is the bad batch still on

01:02:24
uh the season has ended

01:02:27
something cool happened

01:02:29
i think so i don't remember what it was but

01:02:33
you know i realized i've been watching a lot of adventure time it's basically an rpg episode

01:02:38
every week

01:02:38
adventure time

01:02:41
how many seasons are you in

01:02:42
i'm in the fourth season now i think

01:02:44
how many are there

01:02:46
six or seven

01:02:48
does it have an ending

01:02:50
yeah

01:02:51
of what

01:02:51
plot wars

01:02:52
no adventure time

01:02:53
oh yeah dude that's the best i can't wait for uh

01:02:57
to try to build enough i'm gonna watch the whole thing with him again

01:03:00
so he likes it on hbo on hbo max there's one that like

01:03:03
takes place after adventure time or like hour-long episodes

01:03:07
wait what

01:03:09
yeah i can't remember what it's called

01:03:11
to adventure time

01:03:12
yeah i mean it's like i said there's only like two episodes and they're like on hour-long each

01:03:17
um

01:03:19
huh

01:03:20
hbo max have ordered adventure time fiona and cake as a new animated series the

01:03:25
sequel

01:03:25
that's something else

01:03:26
i did like that episode

01:03:30
i do like

01:03:31
it's called

01:03:31
distant lands

01:03:33
yeah

01:03:34
i see

01:03:34
oh there's four of them now

01:03:36
sweet i gotta watch the fourth one about peppermint

01:03:39
but

01:03:39
but

01:03:40
but

01:03:40
all right

01:03:42
uh

01:03:43
what what were you guys up to oh yeah you failed to get into the door

01:03:49
yeah we should probably just you know

01:03:51
kick it in

01:03:52
you can't kick it in because you don't have anything to stand on you're on the ladder

01:03:56
you're not i mean it's gonna take an incredible amount of coordination to not

01:04:02
remember that one time i kicked i tried to punt a football on ice

01:04:05
yeah

01:04:08
i have a feeling it's gonna look like that

01:04:09
did you fall

01:04:13
oh yeah it was a really really really bad idea in retrospect

01:04:16
did you hurt yourself

01:04:18
yes

01:04:19
that's not funny

01:04:22
oh i mean

01:04:24
i'm just remembering it now

01:04:25
yeah it was so stupid

01:04:27
you charlie browned

01:04:31
i did

01:04:31
by yourself

01:04:33
well okay thanks all right

01:04:35
what are you gonna do

01:04:37
you're making god angry

01:04:42
should we just shoot the door

01:04:43
all right

01:04:47
all right yeah

01:04:49
yeah let's do that

01:04:51
all right yeah i thought we said blast it let's just blast it

01:04:53
okay blast it

01:04:55
uh you shoot the door

01:04:57
um

01:04:58
blasting the lock out of the door and the door slowly opens

01:05:02
all right now i can kick it in

01:05:05
well yeah you you can jump in and then yeah you jump up on the ledge and you can kick it open

01:05:11
yeah

01:05:12
i kick it open

01:05:15
what the hell

01:05:17
hold on

01:05:23
okay

01:05:26
you walk inside

01:05:28
and um

01:05:30
you see the inside of his office

01:05:32
oh the old foreman's office serves as

01:05:35
cato's home while he's on coruscant

01:05:37
a simple bed sits against the north wall

01:05:40
and eight crates are stacked along the west wall

01:05:42
these crates resemble those housed in the zelcom tower

01:05:45
which were remnants of the bounty hunter's last weapons shipment

01:05:53
um all right can i open a box

01:05:56
sure there are great yeah i want to open a crate

01:06:01
i open a crate

01:06:02
just start rummaging through his stuff

01:06:04
uh they are they're like remember those those other ones that you tried opening when you're on

01:06:12
where was it tattooing on ma shoot it it has a little computer thing on there so it's a computer's check to open it

01:06:17
all right

01:06:20
can't just blast it open

01:06:21
uh not weapons

01:06:26
i attempt to uh heal myself at all if we have down time

01:06:30
i don't think you have down time right now

01:06:33
oh this is not down time

01:06:35
okay

01:06:37
i succeed in opening it

01:06:39
okay you succeed in opening it and you open it up and it's um like weapons grade munitions they're like

01:06:46
shells for cannon lasers

01:06:49
oh these are shells these are shells for cannon lasers

01:06:57
can i take one i want to take one uh if you take one you're going to be over encumbered

01:07:02
uh because they're pretty big

01:07:03
damn okay but you can take one

01:07:06
no because i'll move slowly you will move slowly

01:07:10
if skyrim has taught me anything that's very annoying yeah that and the wheels of cheese

01:07:17
god

01:07:18
fucking those monster those dragon bones and skyrim

01:07:21
hey stay on stay on the toe on the task at hand uh but you don't see you you see uh that his

01:07:29
simple lodgings are kept in disarray

01:07:31
uh does he have like a desk

01:07:35
or a computer in there oh wait hold on a second

01:07:40
you um

01:07:42
you find in the crates along with the uh big laser shells um there are three blaster rifles

01:07:51
and two frag grenades

01:07:54
oh i take the two frag grenades

01:07:59
okay uh

01:08:00
i put them in my pocket

01:08:01
all right oh can you already got a blast can you mark that on

01:08:05
or i guess i'll probably have to mark it

01:08:09
i can put it in my inventory

01:08:11
okay other items

01:08:14
uh it would be weapons

01:08:19
so what was it a frag two frag grenades

01:08:24
yeah

01:08:25
um in that readout and there are there are there are four stun grenades

01:08:35
oh okay i'll take and a mini thermal detonator that's the one that's defective

01:08:46
i concur

01:08:47
i concur

01:08:47
maybe

01:08:50
all right so you're taking the stun grenades you're gonna take it

01:08:53
yeah

01:08:53
oh not the blasters because i already have a rifle so

01:08:57
so you're taking all the stun grenades

01:08:59
yeah can i switch out my rifle though

01:09:02
like for a new one uh sure

01:09:08
all right so i replace my old dusty one in the box i take one of the new ones out

01:09:13
okay uh do you want to say anything about the the new rifle you just got

01:09:17
um it looks expertly made and it is green just like i am

01:09:28
so it fits me very well okay

01:09:31
anything right now is there a computer

01:09:37
is there a computer

01:09:39
yeah rx do you want a rifle

01:09:42
is it better than the one i already have

01:09:45
they're the same

01:09:47
uh

01:09:49
um can i carry two

01:09:52
uh i don't think so

01:09:55
he does have a third arm you still have your third arm no it got blowed off

01:10:00
uh okay then uh no no thank you

01:10:04
yeah you could care if you carry another blaster rifle you would have

01:10:11
you would be over encumbrance

01:10:16
uh sarn you are over encumbrance you are two over

01:10:19
really yeah

01:10:22
how stun grenades are one

01:10:25
frag grenades are one your blaster rifle is four and your threshold is eight

01:10:32
so if you click if you click on your character sheet it should open up your character sheet

01:10:39
and there should be like a little briefcase on the side

01:10:44
gear and equipment it should show you your threshold and your encumbrance

01:10:48
oh

01:10:49
okay

01:10:50
the comlink does not have it

01:11:01
i have two com links

01:11:03
somehow you got two com links i think you you might

01:11:07
no you didn't because sarn not sarn rx stole the other com link

01:11:11
the one from um what the hell was that guy's name thweek

01:11:16
oh boy

01:11:20
that guy yeah

01:11:22
all right i guess i'll just

01:11:23
you got you just threw into a dumpster

01:11:27
all right i'll lean outside the door and throw a stun grenade into the

01:11:30
ore being refined

01:11:32
okay so you're not carrying it around

01:11:35
yeah i'm gonna lose one yeah

01:11:38
okay uh you throw it out there

01:11:40
um and the stun grenade goes off

01:11:44
uh mac happened to be looking right at it i'm gonna i'm gonna roll a dark side point

01:11:49
he happened to be looking in that direction when you threw that stun grenade and it went off and

01:11:54
mac is blinded

01:11:55
okay i'm gonna throw another one

01:11:58
okay

01:12:00
just so i can move around all right

01:12:03
uh you also blind the mustafarians

01:12:09
us you also hear you also hear a yell just like a primal scream

01:12:16
my databases did not recognize that sound

01:12:26
eyes what the hell was that i can't see

01:12:30
i was hiding in the shadows and everything got bright

01:12:36
i think you are now finally

01:12:37
casplaying someone named pan solo

01:12:41
um okay so should we go or is there a computer in there there's no computer in there

01:12:52
okay

01:12:53
uh

01:12:55
let's just go kill him

01:12:59
well we don't even know if he's here

01:13:03
oh we can just kill the dudes guarding that tower

01:13:06
that control center

01:13:09
no we can kill him

01:13:12
then we could kill two of them and try to

01:13:16
imprison a third and question them and see if the dude

01:13:19
i'm fine with that

01:13:20
wait what

01:13:21
we're gonna attack the mustafarians

01:13:25
you're gonna run

01:13:27
while they're blinded

01:13:28
you're gonna run after the mustafarians

01:13:30
no we're actually

01:13:31
maybe that's a bad idea there's a lot of security droids here

01:13:34
we probably the entire place would probably come down on us

01:13:37
like a massive hammer

01:13:39
so in the interest of in the interest of self-preservation may mayhaps we should not

01:13:46
no he's speaking like a droid

01:13:50
i'd say start to sound like uh mac so uh mac what are you doing

01:13:56
oh i'm i'm curled up in a fetal position hopefully hot hidden um because my eyes are blinding

01:14:03
um i'm trying i i'm trying to make my way through here but i mean it's i'm pretty blinded

01:14:10
am i like permanent how bad am i blinded i mean like

01:14:13
uh what is i don't uh i have to look at let me see the item

01:14:17
am i why don't we just blinded or am i just sorry no you're it's a it's a stun

01:14:22
so i'm gonna need to that office at the far end

01:14:25
i think so okay why don't we just like can you just blind all of the monster parties let's just walk over there

01:14:33
all right no cartwheels

01:14:38
okay so then thanks for reminding me i start walking towards the far office okay as you start

01:14:47
walking uh you see this gigantic um nickto um he stands up and he says ha so you're proud of

01:14:57
yourselves for tracking me down so you can put an end to my traitorous ways don't kid yourselves

01:15:03
you'd have done the same had black sun paid better than the pikes now let's see how long it takes

01:15:07
him takes me to add you to my kill list and i'll wait sorry we found him i think

01:15:15
yeah but who are you wait wait angry angry person who are you

01:15:21
i you you tracked me down you don't even know who you're tracking down

01:15:27
wait all right we you don't assume that this is all about you we are everything's about me oh

01:15:36
and what's your name what what's your name hold on i'm trying i'm trying to find his token on here

01:15:44
i know it's on here somewhere

01:15:46
i am kato lichos

01:15:54
oh yep it is who we were looking for i've never heard of you before that's not true

01:16:01
no no don't yeah don't like we got hired to find this guy by the pikes i don't think it was this guy

01:16:09
though really kato are there two katos on this planet there's only one kato

01:16:14
yeah but i don't think this is the right guy this guy doesn't look like he can do anything i can do

01:16:19
everything i don't know he does look like a fairly small specimen i'm not small hey you're small

01:16:28
species i may be yeah he's probably got like really tiny genitalia too i've got so many genitalia you have no idea

01:16:37
well i mean excuse me sir we're talking quantity has no growing up talking over here

01:16:42
quantity has no bearing on size we all know that um who cares how many penises you have

01:16:51
they're i have a hundred

01:16:52
okay not a hundred but i do have more than one

01:16:58
i have between i have between two and seven

01:17:02
genitalia this range this range is changing quite rapidly this data is hard to parse

01:17:10
you don't even know how many penises you have

01:17:13
it it depends how can i be sure how can i be sure you are who you're saying you are

01:17:19
well whether or not how many penises how about this sir whether or not he is who we're looking

01:17:25
for we can decide that later he is annoying and he is yelling at us and waving all of his dicks in our

01:17:32
face so i think we should just kill him i go over to him in the dick

01:17:39
which one

01:17:44
i go over to him and i take out a frag grenade and i put it inside of his armor

01:17:51
uh that's not something you can do uh but i'm gonna end it there you can't just like walk up to

01:17:58
him and put something like shove a grenade into his armor without they should have known

01:18:03
darth vader in the very first why not that's a good idea why didn't they do that

01:18:06
actually the the old republic video games have a lot of really good cut scenes and they actually

01:18:14
often reference that clone troopers would use grenades to combat or not clone troopers because

01:18:20
this is pre-clone troopers but just for uh jedi like this is like the jedi army they the the humans

01:18:26
just the human soldiers would often all carry grenades specifically to combat sith uh warriors because

01:18:33
it's very hard as a force user to like fight a grenade but would you walk up to the sith person

01:18:38
and just shove a grenade basically yeah well no he tried i tried that once in uh fallout and i ended up

01:18:46
killing the entire town of megaton he ran up to him um and and like he was seemed desperate right like he

01:18:53
didn't have a gun and then he went to punch him and the sith the sith guy like caught his hand

01:18:59
effortlessly effortlessly it was just like ha and like you know gloating a little bit not he wasn't

01:19:05
really taking his time but then like the dude like pushed the button because like the grenade was in the

01:19:09
hand that he punched with and then like kind of held it out so that the grenade like

01:19:13
blew up right in the dude's face it like took off his hand too but it also like really

01:19:18
fucked up the sith lord too so he's a suicide bomber they invented suicide bombing well no because he's

01:19:24
fine he's quite alive he's quite alive his hand is hurt

01:19:27
no i don't think his hand was gone it was just hurt

01:19:32
they really do like mangling hands in star wars have you guys never seen this this it's so kind of

01:19:39
disarming oh my god strains all around

01:19:44
wait here wait wait wait wait let me hear i'll share it with you guys let me find it oh that's

01:19:51
why i was trying to talk to him to like make sure he just doesn't shoot me so i could walk up to him

01:19:56
and put a grenade in and his armor i mean it was a good you tried you tried god will not allow it

01:20:04
um here can you guys see this

01:20:05
it's an ad obviously but does it like is there a video playing yeah

01:20:12
actually i think that i think that stun grenade would do too strained a mac

01:20:21
by the way you guys should just watch these they're all good i won't show you all of them though

01:20:26
because there's like 17 minutes worth of them here oh geez um but i want to find and i just got to find

01:20:32
the one that's good well i mean like just so you guys get an idea of how good these are

01:20:36
like oh i've seen these i have seen this but it was set to uh it was set to metal music which was

01:20:44
better oh yeah well there's i don't know the star wars teams are pretty good i don't know i was it

01:20:50
was i think it was drowning pool bodies i was pretty stoked

01:20:59
You must walk a different path.