- Crew of the Kahuna

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No, Jazz. Apples are actual apples.

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I learned a lot about apples when I worked at Juul.

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Not when you worked at Trader Joe's?

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No, I learned a lot about Indian food and Thai food when I worked at Trader Joe's.

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But no, I learned a lot about apples when I worked at Juul.

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I'll be damned.

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Yep.

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Damn.

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I like them apples.

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Thanks.

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A lot, actually.

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I eat one every day, pretty much.

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Really?

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I don't eat a lot of apples because I'm worried when I bite into an apple, it's going to break one of my teeth off one day.

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I thought you were going to say you'd find a worm.

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No, no, I've never had that food.

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Worms are high in protein.

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And he beat me to the joke.

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I mean, so are bugs.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Worms are bugs, aren't they?

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I don't know.

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I wouldn't consider it.

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Hey, what are we trying to do?

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What are we trying to do?

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Hey, Andy, when did you get off for the next in-person sesh?

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I think it was the 26th.

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So 26th is a Sunday.

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Yeah.

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Sunday?

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That's a bad day.

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Why couldn't it have been a Saturday?

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Because it was the only days open.

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Other people requested a Sunday.

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Oh, so all you have is the Sunday?

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I thought you had a...

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No, I've got Sunday, Wednesday, Thursday.

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Well, I mean, obviously, I mean...

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I guess Sunday is better than that.

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Weekend.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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Well, here, give me a second.

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Wait a second.

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I've also got the 12th off if you guys want to.

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12th is also Sunday.

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Yes.

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But that's a better day than the 20th off.

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What do you say?

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I'm going to be out camping on the 12th.

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Yeah.

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We're...

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Oh, well, I'm good for the 26th.

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You guys can go over if you want to.

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Yeah, I'm good for the 26th.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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We're going to do it in the basement.

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My basement's open.

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Nice.

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Let me know which food you guys want, and I will get food ready for that day, too.

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What are we going to...

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Jollibee.

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What time?

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I mean, it's a Sunday, so you guys can come over.

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I mean, I guess I would prefer not to go super late into the night.

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Yeah.

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Probably you guys who have to drive afterwards would probably prefer that as well.

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So, certainly, earlier is fine with me.

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It's like 3 or 4.

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You guys want to do, like, a dinner?

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Or, like, a 5 to 7, even, or something?

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Or, yeah, like a 4 to 7.

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I don't know.

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Something like that.

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Over dinner.

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And then we can have dinner and keep going.

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Sounds good to me.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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Is that what you're thinking, boo?

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Well, that's fine.

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Whenever you get me, like, 4, 5, 3, whatever you guys want to come over, that's fine with me.

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The basement is super comfy and air-conditioned, and it's got a nice carpet.

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No, not carpet.

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Wood floors.

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And I will set up some tables, and we can have pizza or wings or whatever you guys want.

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Okay.

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It would be a good excuse for me to go get Pequots for you out of Chicagoers, Boo and Andy.

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Pequots pizza is, it's like a Chicago secret, and it's like the best pizza in the city.

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I hate it.

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Oh, really?

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I hate Pequots.

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Yeah.

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Really?

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Why?

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Yeah.

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Just because it wants to be counterculture.

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No, I like other stuff that people like.

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I just really hate Pequots.

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Well, I was wrong with Pequots.

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I've never met anyone that hated Pequots.

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Yeah, me and Melanie don't like it.

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What kind of pizza is it?

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Like square cut, pie cut?

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It's a pan pizza.

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It's pie.

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It's a pan pizza.

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It's pie.

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It's a very thick pan, so it's like halfway between a pan and a deep dish.

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I don't know.

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It's good.

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They use good ingredients.

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It's my favorite pizza in the city.

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I like it better.

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Like, we usually get that.

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If we're going out, we'll get that or like Lou Maldonis.

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I like that better than Lou Maldonis.

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What do you prefer then, Tiger?

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There's, where do we get them here?

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What do you like?

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Roots or something?

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No, I don't really.

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I mean, it's fine.

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Like, I don't, like, I, the first two times I had Pequots, it's, I haven't been impressed.

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There's a place, J.B. Alberto's, where we usually go.

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That's the place that I like the best.

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I've had Alberto's before.

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Is that the one where you always went to?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I like that one.

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That one I like.

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Well, we don't have to.

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Are they the one that gave you the garbage pizza?

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Yeah, that was, that was awful.

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And I'm not, I don't know why you keep bringing it up.

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We can, we can either do a different pizza place or just a different food entirely.

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There's a lot of options.

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Yeah, that'd be cool.

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I could even, I could even make you guys, um, carnitas tacos if you want.

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Oh, carnitas.

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Very easily.

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Then I'll wear my clotas.

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Clotas to carnitas.

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Clotas.

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Oh, colotas.

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I had it wrong.

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Well, uh, so the 26th, is that the set date for now?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Just put me on my calendar.

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Okay.

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26th at, we could just say four.

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How about that?

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26th at four.

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Okay.

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That was fine.

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That was fine.

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Wait, why did it do December?

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And then just between then and now, let me know, is there one what kind of snacks you guys want?

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And I'll have snacks and drinks and we can have something good for dinner.

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And I'm assuming I'll pay for the snacks, but we can all split the cost of dinner.

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Okay.

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If that's all right, if that's all right with you guys.

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Yeah.

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I mean, I prefer not to.

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Well, all right.

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I prefer if you bought everything.

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I'll consider covering yours, Tony, since you put so much fucking work into this, but only yours.

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No, I don't want it.

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I want it for free.

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Well, you've already done the work, so.

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I guess it's true.

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How many websites are you running now?

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Like three?

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For this?

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For this thing?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, actually.

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No.

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Oh, yeah.

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Three if you include the podcast website.

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Exactly.

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Yeah.

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That's a lot of fucking work.

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Yeah.

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Well, thank you.

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But hopefully it's useful.

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I appreciate it.

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I acknowledge it.

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That's all I ask.

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You ask a lot.

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That and free meals all the time.

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I'll just bake up some chicken breasts for you.

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Yes.

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The chicken debt.

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And have it out with witnesses.

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Yeah.

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Chicken debt has finally been paid.

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Well, yeah.

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I did steal you some chicken tenders from ISR's cafeteria.

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Yes.

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And actually, you cooked me chicken breasts one time.

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So it was like a big dinner.

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I paid it back.

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I paid it back many, many times.

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Yeah.

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And yet you still don't let it go.

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That's my iPad not charging.

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All right.

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Let's see.

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I did listen to that entire train wreck from last week.

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And it actually wasn't as bad.

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That was a train wreck.

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It wasn't.

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No, you just you just got upset.

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It wasn't that bad.

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I wasn't.

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I mean, we were all kind of lost.

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So.

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Yeah.

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Well, yeah.

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We didn't get anywhere.

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It was.

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It was a Meyer.

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I'm Meyer.

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That's not entirely true.

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So let me get this.

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This prologue out.

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Exhausted.

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No thanks to the brilliant tactics of losing at Sabacc by Mac and Sarn.

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RX managed to make friendly with Varanis, a Black Sun associate, by telling him about the shadier dealings of Kato Lichos.

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Despite the crew having just robbed the Black Sun's data warehouse, leading to a barrel rolling chase, they managed to intrigue Varanis enough to gain some insider information regarding the Zelcom Tower.

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But presently, the crew find themselves passed out at Chopper's Chop Shop on some makeshift beds consisting of speeder bench seats.

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And they smell strongly of Ugnaughts.

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What are Ugnaughts?

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Those are.

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I have spoken.

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Yes, that's it.

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What are Ugnaughts?

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They're the.

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Query.

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Query.

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What are Ugnaughts?

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The I have spoken guy from Van Boren.

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So I sent you the notes.

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Oh.

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Or the prologue for this week.

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If you click on, just by coincidence, Ugnaughts, they're another CONCA journal entry.

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So there's a picture.

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Oh, that's cool.

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I do see all that now.

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That's awesome.

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Yeah.

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Oh, man.

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They are ugly.

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And they smell too.

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I imagine they look like pigs.

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That is what the implication of the prologue is.

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Anyway.

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What are the implications?

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Implication.

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Different implication.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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And I know you're all kind of confused.

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So you guys can probably hash it out in character and we can try and figure it out from there.

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What are we doing again?

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Wait.

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Wait.

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I'm confused.

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Are we rolling for dark and light side points?

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Yeah.

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Did you do that already, Pooh?

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Was that you rolling?

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I just saw Andy do it.

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Andy did that.

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No.

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Andy's the champion at remembering that.

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He's the only one.

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And he's also the only one that uses them.

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Yeah.

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No, I used one once.

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I'm pretty sure I used one once.

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I've used it at least twice.

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Yeah.

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You've used it the most.

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Okay.

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Wait.

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So, but none of you have, you know, none of you have rolled.

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All right.

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I'm going to send you more dice.

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Yeah.

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Cause mine is frozen.

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And also yours wasn't for the, the destiny pool.

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Yeah.

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You just, you just roll the white dice.

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So let me reset these.

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How do I do that?

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Zero and zero.

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And.

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Wait a minute.

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This is a charging symbol.

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All right.

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I sent you guys the dice.

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So who is that?

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Andy.

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Take that.

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Boo.

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Oh, two darks.

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And now it's your turn RX.

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Slash Ryan.

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Yeah.

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My screen is frozen.

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So you can't see anything.

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Wait, you want me to roll again?

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Yeah.

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Cause you didn't roll on the.

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Well, I mean, you could just put the points in there manually.

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Man, I had two light ones before.

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Wow.

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That sucks.

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Ugh.

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Yeah.

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Such to suck.

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Oof.

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That is rough.

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Yeah.

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It's going to be one of those sessions, I guess.

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Just one of those days.

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So Andy, we'll just have to do our best with yours.

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If you're frozen.

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Okay.

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Oh.

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Chop, doc.

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Or maybe it's just really laggy.

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But it is eventually coming over?

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Somewhat.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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As I remember,

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you guys were sleeping in the chop shop because you were dead tired.

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Exhausted.

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Exhausted.

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Oh, we got, which reminds me, we got a role for obligation.

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I am a droid.

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I care not for your exhaustion.

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Yeah.

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Well, as a droid, I find your exhaustion noxious.

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Okay.

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Got me.

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No obligation.

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Got me.

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So I'm assuming that Mac just woke up then?

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With a pun.

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With a pun.

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It was the first thing out of his mouth.

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That's about right.

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Classic Mac.

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So were you just watching you sleep?

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What?

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Was RX just watching you sleep?

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Always.

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I thought you, didn't you?

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I thought you took naps, but you always were.

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What?

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What?

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Don't you shut down?

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Uh, sure.

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But my path, my sensors still passively scan my surroundings.

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Like an Alexa?

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Exactly.

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That's my middle name.

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Is it really?

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Yeah.

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What's your last name?

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I don't have one.

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You guys have a first in the middle.

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RX Alexa 7-8.

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No, RX Alexa 7-8.

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So they were calling you the wrong thing?

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Well, no.

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I don't go by Alexa.

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I'm going to flip a dark side point.

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Oh, shit?

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Yeah.

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All right.

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Sarn wakes up terribly hungover because he hasn't had Rill in a while.

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and suffers too strain.

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I knew we should have gotten me some Rill.

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Yeah, that's the addict take.

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Yeah.

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Oh, God.

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I'm suffering withdrawal.

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I should have just gotten more drugs.

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Now you're finally understanding, RX.

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Oh, I understand medical and physiological processes.

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He was formerly a surgeon.

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Once upon a time.

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I was also...

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Surgery will fix my addiction.

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I was also the leader of 10,000 battle droids.

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But we don't talk about that, do we?

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And a surgeon.

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Thanks, Jack.

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And you're missing a toe, so...

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Well, that's because I gave it to you.

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Doesn't change the fact that you're missing it.

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Yeah, I do not see it as a deficiency.

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Totally.

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That's why you're not a surgeon anymore.

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You couldn't balance.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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You boys, how you doing?

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I'm Choppa.

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I'm sleeping.

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In case you forgot what I sounded like.

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I did.

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I thought you were French last time I talked to you.

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No.

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No.

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No.

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That was in your imagination.

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This does sound like a much more appropriate Chopper voice.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I mean, like...

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That's cool.

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So, you guys are just sleeping here now?

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Yeah.

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I thought this was a...

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Make yourself at home.

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I mean, you could have knocked.

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I knocked very heavily.

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You did?

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I knocked very precisely, and nothing happened.

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Yeah, I didn't hear it.

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Clearly.

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Oh.

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Well, what time was it?

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Well, thank you.

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Like, five or six?

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Oh, yeah.

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I was sleeping.

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In the evening?

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Clearly.

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Obviously.

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Obviously.

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Well, did you have to sleep for 12 hours?

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Wait.

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Is it at night now?

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Yeah, it's five or six at night now.

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Wait.

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Is it five or six?

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I'm not really sure.

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All we got is sundials.

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Oh.

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It's very confusing when you're at the center of the universe.

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They don't really work like they do in the movies.

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Wait.

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Star Wars has movies?

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No.

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And also sundials in movies?

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Like, aren't they like holocrons or something?

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Yeah, those things.

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Yeah, that's exactly what I'm about.

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I never thought those were actually, like, entertainment.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, they're from Hollywood.

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So, what did you guys...

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What did you guys...

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How does a sundial work on Tatooine?

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All right.

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All right.

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I think...

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It's always two times.

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I mean, there's only one of you that's...

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Are you guys from Tatooine?

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Isn't one of you from Tatooine?

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No.

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No.

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I'm a...

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No, no.

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I mean, I've been here before.

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I am from Genosha.

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Oh.

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We've been on Tatooine.

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We were there for quite a while.

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You guys ever been in the shanty town over there?

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, have we?

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I'm pretty sure we burned...

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That's where I killed on radar.

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I'm pretty sure we burned that place to the ground.

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The shanty town?

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Oh, no.

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I mean, it was a tinderbox, really.

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So...

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Yeah, it went up pretty quick.

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What were you guys doing yesterday?

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You came here for a little while, then you left.

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Then you came back.

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Then you went...

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Then you left.

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What was going on?

00:17:50

We gambled, mostly.

00:17:52

Oh, did you win?

00:17:55

Yeah.

00:17:56

No.

00:17:57

No, I don't think so.

00:17:58

You're also out of a ship now.

00:18:00

These two are not very good at gambling.

00:18:02

What do you mean, I'm out of a ship?

00:18:03

We gambled away one of your speeders.

00:18:07

Are you sure you gambled it?

00:18:09

No.

00:18:12

You didn't.

00:18:13

It may have also crashed.

00:18:16

You didn't leave it parked outside a sabacc parlor?

00:18:20

No.

00:18:23

Your questions are eerily accurate and make me think that you somehow have recovered the crash speeder.

00:18:29

Yeah.

00:18:31

I got a pretty nasty call this morning from one Corson Fenn, who is the owner of the sabacc parlor.

00:18:38

And he said...

00:18:39

Oh, we remember his name.

00:18:41

The spider.

00:18:42

Yeah.

00:18:43

Okay.

00:18:44

Yeah.

00:18:44

The spider.

00:18:45

They said that there was...

00:18:47

Yeah.

00:18:48

My speeder bike was out there.

00:18:53

And a few lines were torn out.

00:18:54

Does that ring any bells?

00:18:58

I mean, that'll happen.

00:18:59

I have no idea what happened.

00:19:01

I think that's inefficient construction, I would have to say.

00:19:06

You know, it's that brand of speeder.

00:19:10

They don't make them very well.

00:19:11

They always break down.

00:19:12

Deception.

00:19:13

You can have my deception.

00:19:15

But you cannot have my monkey.

00:19:18

And it's against his...

00:19:20

Let's say it's his intellect.

00:19:23

What do I do?

00:19:27

It's going to be too difficult.

00:19:28

Okay.

00:19:30

All right.

00:19:36

Well, I didn't see what...

00:19:38

What was the outcome?

00:19:40

Damn.

00:19:41

I might have recently...

00:19:42

Success.

00:19:43

Oh, a success.

00:19:44

I really need a magnifying glass.

00:19:46

So you just lie to him?

00:19:49

It's just a thing that happens sometimes?

00:19:52

Well, I don't know.

00:19:56

Yeah.

00:19:56

The maker works in mysterious ways, I guess.

00:19:59

Yeah.

00:20:01

Those fuel lines, you can't trust them.

00:20:03

And whose speeder was that?

00:20:05

Your speeder?

00:20:05

Yes, that was my speeder.

00:20:08

I think my advantages should be like he feels so bad that he wants to give us more speeders.

00:20:12

No.

00:20:12

That's not going to happen.

00:20:13

Well, give me some kind of advantage.

00:20:17

Your advantage is I'm not going to kick your ass.

00:20:19

Over a speeder that almost killed us?

00:20:22

Come on, Chopper.

00:20:23

We go way back.

00:20:24

Well, we go...

00:20:26

It's not that far back.

00:20:27

Really.

00:20:27

At least six months.

00:20:29

And he flipped a dark point.

00:20:31

No, because it didn't give us a light side.

00:20:36

Oh, I must have not clicked it right.

00:20:38

Okay.

00:20:39

Yeah.

00:20:39

So, did you guys get any closer to finding this Kato guy?

00:20:46

Yes.

00:20:49

Yes.

00:20:49

No.

00:20:50

We found out he's at Zelcom Tower.

00:20:52

And we also have some backdoor information for how to move around within the tower.

00:21:01

Oh, at Zelcom Tower?

00:21:03

Yes.

00:21:04

Okay.

00:21:06

That is what I just said.

00:21:07

No, I'm familiar with Zelcom Tower.

00:21:09

It's definitely a tower.

00:21:11

How many times are you going to say Zelcom Tower?

00:21:13

I just want you to know that I know the name of it.

00:21:16

All right?

00:21:16

And I'm not just some dumb beselist working in a chop shop.

00:21:20

All right?

00:21:20

Oh, I'll forget that.

00:21:23

Chop, chop.

00:21:23

Yeah.

00:21:24

Yeah.

00:21:24

I own this place.

00:21:25

It's named after me.

00:21:26

I mean, that was a fear of mine.

00:21:29

So, I'm glad you have allayed that.

00:21:30

Good.

00:21:31

Good.

00:21:33

Sarcasm is very hard to tell on these robots.

00:21:36

What is sarcasm?

00:21:39

That's pretty good right there.

00:21:42

Oh, I see what you did there.

00:21:48

Oh, yeah.

00:21:49

He's a saucy robot.

00:21:51

Oops.

00:21:54

What the hell is that?

00:21:56

Is that the alarm?

00:21:57

No.

00:21:58

Answer your communicator.

00:21:59

Who?

00:22:00

No.

00:22:00

You look...

00:22:01

Anyone.

00:22:03

You look RX and you see that you have a voice message.

00:22:07

Oh, I do.

00:22:09

Yeah.

00:22:10

Okay.

00:22:10

I don't actually have my...

00:22:12

Maybe I do.

00:22:12

Actually, wait a second.

00:22:13

I thought I kept it in one of these drugs.

00:22:16

I keep it right here.

00:22:17

Because I always might need it.

00:22:19

Well, if my kids are fine.

00:22:21

I keep it next to my heart.

00:22:22

They'll choke on it and die.

00:22:23

Then it's game over.

00:22:24

Well, no.

00:22:26

It'll just be gone.

00:22:27

They would if they tried to eat it.

00:22:28

It's way too big for that.

00:22:29

It's way too big for that.

00:22:32

You'd be surprised.

00:22:33

I bet I could eat it.

00:22:36

Yeah, you're a grown man.

00:22:38

I bet I could eat it too.

00:22:40

I bet I could eat two of them.

00:22:42

As it is, Tiger.

00:22:44

You are also a grown man.

00:22:45

I didn't see the light.

00:22:47

I was a grown man.

00:22:48

What are you calling a grown man?

00:22:50

You man child over there.

00:22:54

All right.

00:22:56

Yeah.

00:22:56

No, I don't actually have the thing.

00:22:57

Okay.

00:22:57

Okay.

00:22:57

But he's not talking to you live.

00:22:59

It's a voice message.

00:23:00

It's not...

00:23:01

I have a message.

00:23:02

Yes.

00:23:03

Click, click, click.

00:23:04

Play voice message.

00:23:05

Okay.

00:23:05

So, there's a message from Varanus.

00:23:10

And Varanus is saying that at Zellcom Tower, if you go to Coram's office, there should be some information on his computer.

00:23:23

Maybe, if you're trying to find out some stuff about some more proof and things about Kratos Letros.

00:23:31

Okay.

00:23:33

And where's Coram's office again?

00:23:34

Oh, sorry.

00:23:36

Coram's office is in Zellcom Tower.

00:23:37

Oh, okay.

00:23:40

And you should be able to get to it.

00:23:43

You should be able to get inside of Zellcom Tower through a maintenance bay in the side.

00:23:48

And he sent you some instructions on how to bypass the security.

00:23:53

Fantastic.

00:23:56

Let's go.

00:23:57

But he also warns that he's not affiliated with Zellcom, the Zellcom of Zellcom Tower.

00:24:05

And you really should not get caught.

00:24:11

Because that would make Varanus look bad.

00:24:14

And Varanus doesn't like to look bad.

00:24:17

I don't think Varanus has anything to worry about from us.

00:24:21

You're not talking to Varanus?

00:24:24

So you're just talking to yourself.

00:24:27

I know.

00:24:29

Did you guys hear what I said?

00:24:30

Varanus?

00:24:31

Yes, Mac.

00:24:34

That was a good joke.

00:24:35

Thanks.

00:24:36

I'm still sleeping.

00:24:37

Wait, what?

00:24:39

Well, man, he even tells Buns in his sleep.

00:24:44

Well, yeah, I can sleep and hear things, too, just like you.

00:24:47

I know.

00:24:48

Wait, who is this Varanus guy?

00:24:50

Impressed or ashamed.

00:24:52

I don't actually know who is Varanus.

00:24:56

He's our contact.

00:24:57

Ah, yes.

00:24:59

He is our contact.

00:25:00

From where?

00:25:02

The spider.

00:25:04

Oh, the spider?

00:25:05

Oh, you met him at the spider?

00:25:07

Yes.

00:25:09

Were you playing Sabacc?

00:25:10

Yes.

00:25:11

That's where I lost your ship.

00:25:13

You didn't lose it to Varanus, did you?

00:25:16

No.

00:25:18

No, it was someone else at the table.

00:25:20

Wait a second.

00:25:20

No, you came back on a speeder bike.

00:25:23

You gave us two.

00:25:25

Right.

00:25:26

You don't even know how many speeder bikes you had.

00:25:27

No, the other one was broken.

00:25:29

We already went through that.

00:25:30

I was pretty pissed about that, by the way.

00:25:33

Well, they're going to be more pissed when they find out you took their speeder.

00:25:37

All right.

00:25:38

Well, what do you guys want from me?

00:25:41

I'm going to get out of here and go back to work.

00:25:44

Maybe another speeder or two?

00:25:46

He's not listening anymore.

00:25:48

He turned around and started wrenching.

00:25:51

Who asks a question and then just leaves?

00:25:55

It was rhetorical, he says.

00:25:57

Oh, you answer that one, but not the last one.

00:26:00

Well, quit asking me questions.

00:26:03

Chopper.

00:26:05

Chopper.

00:26:06

Go back to wrenching.

00:26:07

He goes back to wrenching.

00:26:10

Chopper.

00:26:11

Chopper, can we borrow the speeder you've got here?

00:26:14

Hey, I'm wrenching here.

00:26:15

I'm wrenching.

00:26:16

I'll wrench with you.

00:26:18

I'll hold your hair back.

00:26:19

All right.

00:26:20

Roll a charm check.

00:26:21

Oh, God.

00:26:23

And it will be against his...

00:26:27

I don't know.

00:26:30

What is the opposite of charm?

00:26:32

Cool.

00:26:35

Okay.

00:26:37

That's just the instinct anyway.

00:26:40

All right.

00:26:41

Can I roll?

00:26:42

Yeah, it'd be three difficulty.

00:26:45

Oh, shit.

00:26:45

Do you want me to re-roll?

00:26:46

Yeah, that's fine.

00:26:48

Do you want me to re-roll?

00:26:51

Yeah, just re-roll.

00:26:52

Doesn't matter.

00:26:54

Okay.

00:26:54

I didn't know you were.

00:26:55

None of this matters.

00:26:56

None of this matters.

00:26:57

Ah, nihilism.

00:27:00

It's so exhausting.

00:27:01

Hey, the first one succeeded.

00:27:06

I forgot what you were asking.

00:27:09

Oh, you were trying to wrench next to him.

00:27:12

And it failed.

00:27:14

Oh, I was trying to hold his hair back.

00:27:15

He held his hair back while he was wrenching.

00:27:17

He's like, get out of here.

00:27:18

Don't touch my hair.

00:27:19

Also, I don't...

00:27:21

Chopper.

00:27:21

I don't have any hair.

00:27:23

I'm a lizard man.

00:27:24

It was the thought that counts.

00:27:28

I like that you made him roll.

00:27:30

Did that roll actually change reality?

00:27:33

Anything?

00:27:35

Oh, it just made my life harder because now that I'm a man.

00:27:38

No, because if he would have succeeded, it's like, would he have had hair if he succeeded?

00:27:43

I might have.

00:27:45

You don't know.

00:27:46

Can't prove a negative.

00:27:48

All right.

00:27:50

Fine.

00:27:50

You guys can take a...

00:27:51

Is that a...

00:27:51

You can take a speeder.

00:27:52

And if you can fix the other speeder, you can take that one too.

00:27:55

Speeder car?

00:27:58

No, it's just a bike.

00:28:00

Can we have the speeder car?

00:28:03

No.

00:28:04

I see this one here.

00:28:05

That's not...

00:28:07

No, that's just a representation.

00:28:09

It's not literal.

00:28:10

Oh.

00:28:12

But can I have a speeder car?

00:28:15

No.

00:28:15

You take the bikes and you'll like it.

00:28:17

Dammit.

00:28:18

Get that.

00:28:19

Bikes suck.

00:28:20

How many bikes do we have now?

00:28:22

You have zero.

00:28:24

Oh, I have zero bikes.

00:28:26

No, well, you have one back at the...

00:28:29

Back at the...

00:28:31

Oh, that's true.

00:28:32

...Cahuna Wave.

00:28:32

The Kahuna.

00:28:33

Like, you own one.

00:28:35

You own one.

00:28:36

A red one.

00:28:38

Oh, it had flames on it.

00:28:40

Yeah.

00:28:41

How did I know that?

00:28:43

It was pretty.

00:28:43

Why aren't I driving it now?

00:28:46

That is a good question.

00:28:49

Oh, it's a great question.

00:28:51

And the answer to that question is that the operation called for you not to have it.

00:28:55

You were airdropped in into the building where you stole the data from the data warehouse.

00:29:02

Remember at the beginning when you were in the middle of that data warehouse heist?

00:29:08

Oh, yeah.

00:29:09

This all sounds very, very believable.

00:29:12

I have so many exciting adventures.

00:29:15

Hmm.

00:29:16

You wouldn't believe.

00:29:17

Okay.

00:29:18

All right.

00:29:19

All right.

00:29:20

Dibs on the bike.

00:29:20

All right.

00:29:21

Well, let's try to fix the other one.

00:29:23

Mechanically.

00:29:25

Yes, mechanically.

00:29:27

Okay.

00:29:30

Are you going to be its therapist?

00:29:31

Roll a mechanics check.

00:29:34

All right.

00:29:36

Do you want to roll the mechanics check?

00:29:38

Uh, yeah, sure.

00:29:40

Happy to.

00:29:41

Uh, you can't extend roll scale.

00:29:45

It's average.

00:29:47

Average.

00:29:49

That's what she said.

00:29:51

It's just a fuel line break.

00:29:52

Hey.

00:29:54

Oh, and you have an advantage.

00:29:56

Hey.

00:29:59

Now it's better than the speeder bike Mack wants.

00:30:02

Or has it aboard the ship.

00:30:04

Um, yeah.

00:30:09

I don't know.

00:30:09

It goes a little faster.

00:30:11

It goes a little faster than the normal ones.

00:30:15

Sarn's.

00:30:15

Than Sarn's bike.

00:30:17

No, not my bike.

00:30:20

Yeah.

00:30:20

That's why.

00:30:21

I like that as an advantage.

00:30:22

We only have two bikes.

00:30:26

Yeah.

00:30:26

You have two bikes and one's faster than the other.

00:30:28

All right.

00:30:30

And I jumped on the fast one.

00:30:31

You, you can't.

00:30:32

Well, no.

00:30:32

I'm, I'm already on the fast one.

00:30:34

Yeah.

00:30:35

You can't just do that.

00:30:36

You already picked a bike.

00:30:38

Stick with the bike you picked.

00:30:39

I didn't pick a bike.

00:30:40

Yeah.

00:30:41

You, you were over by the bike.

00:30:42

Max jumped on a bike already.

00:30:47

Okay.

00:30:47

So you're going to jump on the faster one with, with RX.

00:30:50

Yeah.

00:30:51

And I think I should probably pilot too.

00:30:53

Well, no, you're behind me.

00:30:55

Take that up with RX.

00:30:56

I think I should probably pilot.

00:30:59

This is why I wanted a car.

00:31:01

Oh, I'm pretty comfortable.

00:31:03

I'm pretty comfortable where I'm at.

00:31:04

Nobody wants to fucking.

00:31:07

The last time I was in a, in a vehicle with a robot driver, it got shot.

00:31:13

Well, I have plot armor.

00:31:15

By me.

00:31:17

I have plot armor, even from you.

00:31:21

What is this?

00:31:23

What happened?

00:31:23

Oh.

00:31:25

Chopper, why should we just walk?

00:31:28

I don't know.

00:31:30

Cause that's what Max says.

00:31:31

No one likes riding when I am the driver.

00:31:35

I am a good driver of speeder bikes.

00:31:37

Exception.

00:31:39

I have never crashed a speeder bike.

00:31:46

All right.

00:31:47

That is not a deception.

00:31:50

Fine.

00:31:52

That's fine.

00:31:53

Drive.

00:31:53

Are you guys still fighting?

00:31:54

All right.

00:31:55

Would it get you to stop fighting if I give you a sidecar?

00:31:58

Yes.

00:32:00

For that bike?

00:32:01

Yes.

00:32:03

All right.

00:32:03

Fine.

00:32:04

What does that, what would that even look like in Star Wars?

00:32:06

Take this sidecar.

00:32:07

Take this sidecar.

00:32:09

You can fight about who sits in the sidecar, but just get the hell out of here.

00:32:13

Chopper.

00:32:13

Chopper.

00:32:14

Yes.

00:32:15

Can you put the sidecar, can you wrench the sidecar onto it for me?

00:32:20

Um, I don't know.

00:32:24

Hold on.

00:32:24

Pretty please.

00:32:27

No.

00:32:35

Oh, I found one.

00:32:37

All right.

00:32:39

All right.

00:32:41

You know, I can't say no to the ladies.

00:32:45

I mean, the men.

00:32:50

I just, I just wrench this here.

00:32:51

Wait, what did, what did you just say?

00:32:54

I said, you know, I can't say no to the lady.

00:32:58

I mean, the men.

00:33:00

To you, to you, to Sarn.

00:33:04

I can't say no to Sarn.

00:33:05

And he goes over and he wrenches on the sidecar.

00:33:09

It was, it was a gender identity joke, which it probably doesn't age well.

00:33:13

Yes.

00:33:14

Yes.

00:33:15

Yes.

00:33:17

I jump in the sidecar.

00:33:19

While he's wrenching it.

00:33:25

Wow.

00:33:26

You really like it in there.

00:33:28

Comfy.

00:33:29

Yeah, it is, ain't it?

00:33:31

Yeah.

00:33:32

And I can shoot more things from it.

00:33:34

Okay.

00:33:35

Like Ugnaughts.

00:33:37

And then you hear, you see, oh, what is this?

00:33:41

We'll just put something in the chat.

00:33:43

Oh, it is a sidecar.

00:33:47

Oh, it's popped out.

00:33:54

Yeah.

00:33:54

Was that in a movie?

00:33:56

I don't think so.

00:33:58

But hey, it's great.

00:34:00

Wow.

00:34:05

So now you're fastened on as a sidecar to RX's speeder bike.

00:34:10

All right.

00:34:13

Let's go.

00:34:13

Ride like the wind.

00:34:16

Away.

00:34:18

And then I drive off.

00:34:25

Wait, where are we going?

00:34:26

Talcum?

00:34:28

Talcum Tower?

00:34:29

Talcum Power.

00:34:31

I don't know.

00:34:34

RX is driving.

00:34:35

Zalcum Tower.

00:34:36

Zalcum Tower.

00:34:38

Talcum.

00:34:39

Talcum Power.

00:34:40

Look at RX and go, to Zalcum Tower, good sir.

00:34:44

With Talcum Powder.

00:34:46

Who are you talking to?

00:34:48

You.

00:34:48

That is unexpected.

00:34:51

You are sitting there.

00:34:54

You wanted to drive.

00:34:55

So, be my chauffeur.

00:34:57

To Zalcum Tower.

00:34:58

Away.

00:35:02

Okay.

00:35:03

Boom.

00:35:05

I'm not sure why you put up such resistance to that for a small amount of time.

00:35:14

That was a very small resistance.

00:35:17

Such small resistance.

00:35:18

You know, character building.

00:35:23

Ah, that's what that is.

00:35:24

How away have we gone?

00:35:26

Okay.

00:35:27

Yeah, you guys, you ride over to...

00:35:32

Who's that shit?

00:35:32

Oh, you can see that?

00:35:34

You're not supposed to see that.

00:35:35

Oh.

00:35:39

I was like, who's that goddess?

00:35:43

The goddess.

00:35:44

Just over...

00:35:48

Looking over Coruscant.

00:35:50

I mean, that's a good question.

00:35:51

It's not like a surprise character that shows up.

00:35:53

It's just in the book.

00:35:54

So, I was like, yeah, we'll put that on there.

00:35:56

Yeah, come back, lady.

00:35:58

All right.

00:36:00

Looming over its surroundings, the Zalcum Tower is home to...

00:36:06

The goddess.

00:36:07

Looming over its surroundings, the Zalcum Tower is home to a shipping company that delivers goods between the core worlds and the Outer Rim territories.

00:36:15

Its headquarters, in sector 1265, is bustling with visiting clients and traders during business hours.

00:36:21

But now, the place is dark and apparently closed for the day.

00:36:24

I guess it took you a little while to drive there.

00:36:26

It's now nighttime.

00:36:28

And Zalcum is closed.

00:36:29

Nevertheless, there appears to be some activity going on around the building under the cover of darkness.

00:36:35

And a small shuttle departs from an upper docking pad as you approach.

00:36:40

I think we should land on that docking pad.

00:36:42

I agree.

00:36:44

You guys aren't landing.

00:36:46

Oh.

00:36:48

You're on speeder blades.

00:36:49

Oh, we don't.

00:36:49

Oh.

00:36:50

Oh.

00:36:51

Well, we should go find that door that was left in the message.

00:36:56

The loading bay, was it?

00:36:59

It was the maintenance bay.

00:37:02

Maintenance bay.

00:37:04

I think we should find the maintenance bay.

00:37:08

Door.

00:37:09

Door.

00:37:09

I agree.

00:37:12

Okay.

00:37:14

So, you walk over to the side of the building, said it was the maintenance bay.

00:37:20

And on the side of the building, there is a blast door.

00:37:25

You see a computer pad there.

00:37:30

That presumably opens the door.

00:37:35

It's like a number pad.

00:37:37

RX, you're up.

00:37:39

Computers check.

00:37:42

Okay.

00:37:43

So, it'll be...

00:37:44

It'll be...

00:37:45

Since you got information from Varanus about the entrance to this door, this maintenance bay,

00:37:52

it's going to be an easy computers check, rather than some other type of check.

00:38:00

Well, that's a lot of advantages.

00:38:02

Yes, it is.

00:38:05

I don't know how they would come into play.

00:38:11

Can we say that now he knows the passwords?

00:38:18

The door opens silently.

00:38:20

Okay.

00:38:21

So, you open the door, and on the other side, you're in a maintenance hangar.

00:38:27

It opens silently, and nobody notices that you opened the door.

00:38:33

Good.

00:38:40

We have to...

00:38:40

Are we sneaking in, guys?

00:38:42

Yes.

00:38:44

But you're in a hangar.

00:38:46

It's mostly empty, and it's dark.

00:38:48

Don't worry.

00:38:50

I'm good at stealth.

00:38:51

I'm good at trying to be good at stealth.

00:38:55

No, you're not.

00:38:57

You are very good at trying.

00:39:00

That's all right.

00:39:01

That was not a compliment.

00:39:04

All right.

00:39:05

What happened to us, guys?

00:39:07

You used to be a family.

00:39:08

You're in the hangar, and it's a big, empty building, but you do see a door on the far side of the hangar that looks like it connects to the rest of the building.

00:39:16

It's a little bit lit up, so...

00:39:20

Is there...

00:39:20

Is that the only door in, if I look around more?

00:39:23

Or is there, like, an elevator?

00:39:27

Because didn't they say we should take the elevator to someone's office?

00:39:30

They did say that.

00:39:34

You can roll an average perception check to see if there's any other doors in the...

00:39:40

In that hangar.

00:39:45

You perceive nothing.

00:39:49

You got him.

00:39:53

Zing.

00:39:54

That never gets old.

00:39:55

No.

00:39:58

Never will.

00:39:59

Okay.

00:40:01

So, should we walk up to that door?

00:40:03

Yeah, let's do it.

00:40:07

But sneak.

00:40:08

Just in case.

00:40:11

Use all of our cunning.

00:40:13

Okay, well, then all of you need to roll...

00:40:16

If you're going to sneak, all of you need to roll stealth checks.

00:40:20

That's fine with me.

00:40:22

All of us?

00:40:23

Average?

00:40:24

Well, I mean, all of you are walking in there.

00:40:26

You can't just one of you be stealthy.

00:40:27

What was the difficulty?

00:40:29

Average.

00:40:31

Look at all those dice.

00:40:36

Who rolled a boost die?

00:40:38

I did.

00:40:39

Oh, because you got a stealth.

00:40:40

You got a stealth bonus.

00:40:42

You're right.

00:40:42

All right.

00:40:42

I apologize.

00:40:43

We all succeeded.

00:40:44

You all succeeded.

00:40:44

I got a triumph.

00:40:46

How would you like to spend your triumph?

00:40:49

It cancels out our extra threats.

00:40:52

Honestly, I think you could just use your four advantages for that.

00:40:58

And use a triumph for something else.

00:41:00

Okay.

00:41:03

No, I walk over and as I'm sneaking around, I managed to be able to see that elevator door as well.

00:41:11

That I was looking, that I could not perceive earlier.

00:41:14

So if you can see that, then it's through the hangar door.

00:41:21

So it's still the same door that you have to walk through.

00:41:24

Oh, okay.

00:41:25

On the other side of that door, down a hallway a little bit, you can see elevator banks.

00:41:30

Okay.

00:41:32

So the triumph is that somebody accidentally left that, that hangar door open.

00:41:37

No, no, no, no.

00:41:38

That's the, that's the triumph that you can see that far.

00:41:40

Oh, okay.

00:41:40

Yeah.

00:41:40

Well, the whole thing.

00:41:41

Maybe they left the hangar door open.

00:41:42

Yeah.

00:41:44

Okay.

00:41:45

Sorry.

00:41:45

You see, you guys sneak across the entire hangar.

00:41:52

You're somewhat stealthy.

00:41:53

You're in the shadows.

00:41:54

And you come up on the backside of that door.

00:41:57

You haven't gone through the hangar door yet, but you're right there next to it.

00:42:00

Did you just turn your lights on, Mac?

00:42:02

It's shadows.

00:42:03

I'm moving in the shadows.

00:42:05

I was surprised he didn't put his goggles on.

00:42:07

I, I, they, they are out of, they are in my bathroom on the ship.

00:42:13

I thought you were going to say in your bathroom right now.

00:42:17

I mean, they are.

00:42:18

They are, but.

00:42:19

You got to keep your swimwear, honestly.

00:42:24

Okay.

00:42:24

So you're, you're back across on there and let's have somebody discuss amongst yourselves.

00:42:34

Roll a perception check about what's on the other side of the door.

00:42:37

I mean, we already know that a little bit further down the hall, there's some elevator banks because of your triumph.

00:42:43

You could see from where you were.

00:42:46

But in order to see if you perceive anything else, probably a perception check.

00:42:52

Which one of you guys wants to perceive some stuff?

00:42:54

I've, I've got a yellow and a green dye.

00:42:57

Uh, perception.

00:42:59

I forgot where it went.

00:43:04

There it is.

00:43:04

I have really bad perception.

00:43:06

So you guys don't want me to.

00:43:06

I have two green and one yellow.

00:43:09

Okay.

00:43:10

Well, that, that's you.

00:43:11

All right.

00:43:12

Roll it.

00:43:13

Wee.

00:43:15

And I failed.

00:43:16

You failed.

00:43:18

I didn't see anything.

00:43:19

It's too dark in here.

00:43:24

So, so you look, you look through that door down, down, uh, down the hallway.

00:43:28

Uh, but you can't see a lot cause you're afraid to get too far into the door.

00:43:33

Um, but from where you were, you didn't see anything.

00:43:38

All right.

00:43:42

Let's just, let's just keep sneaking over to that elevator bank.

00:43:45

Yeah.

00:43:45

Let's sneak to that elevator.

00:43:46

So.

00:43:49

Okay.

00:43:50

We go to the elevator.

00:43:51

You're going to go all at once.

00:43:52

You're going to go one at a time.

00:43:53

Let's say.

00:43:54

I'll, I'll go first.

00:43:55

Okay.

00:43:56

Check it out.

00:43:56

Since I've got the best stealth.

00:43:59

That's fine.

00:44:00

I have to go to the bathroom.

00:44:01

Okay.

00:44:02

Where'd he go?

00:44:04

Bathroom.

00:44:05

Oh, we probably should wait for him.

00:44:07

He's probably getting, he's probably getting his, his goggles.

00:44:12

Oh, right.

00:44:13

His robot goggles.

00:44:15

His robo goggles.

00:44:18

All right.

00:44:20

Break time.

00:44:21

His robo goggles.

00:44:22

All right.

00:44:23

Fine.

00:44:23

Everyone go get a leak.

00:44:26

Okay.

00:44:26

Thank you.

00:45:26

I think that I'm still drunk.

00:45:30

I didn't want the big breakfast.

00:45:34

Wednesday, Argo.

00:45:36

Sell up embargo.

00:45:37

Watching Netflix and cry.

00:45:53

Hi, Andy.

00:45:54

Hi.

00:45:58

What's up?

00:46:01

Hi.

00:46:02

What's going on?

00:46:03

I don't see a little shit in the toilet.

00:46:06

How's your job doing?

00:46:09

Doing okay?

00:46:09

It's going all right.

00:46:11

Yeah?

00:46:12

Are they working to the bone?

00:46:13

No, not really.

00:46:15

You like it?

00:46:17

Yeah, I stand there and I play a game.

00:46:18

That's basically what it is.

00:46:20

You like it more than when you were cooking?

00:46:22

Mostly.

00:46:24

Mostly?

00:46:25

That's good.

00:46:26

I still enjoy cooking, but to do it as a career is...

00:46:30

It's hard.

00:46:32

Oh, I believe it, man.

00:46:33

I'm glad you found something that's a little bit more, at least operational.

00:46:41

You know?

00:46:41

Yeah.

00:46:43

I know you're having art.

00:46:43

Yeah.

00:46:46

How's the kids?

00:46:48

The kids went back to school already, right?

00:46:49

Yeah.

00:46:50

How's that been?

00:46:52

It's been okay.

00:46:53

We hired a more...

00:46:56

Finally hired full-time staff, so I just got done training this guy today.

00:46:59

Oh, nice.

00:47:00

Yeah.

00:47:01

So, hopefully...

00:47:03

We've been short-staffed for over a year now, so hopefully now with this guy, we'll...

00:47:08

And if he's hopefully not going to work, sticks around, we won't be too overstretched then,

00:47:13

so...

00:47:13

Yeah, it's going to make it easier on you, too.

00:47:15

Is Ryan okay?

00:47:16

Yeah.

00:47:17

Oh, he's back.

00:47:19

I'm out of space.

00:47:22

Let a look upon your face.

00:47:25

Change that stupid block.

00:47:33

All right.

00:47:37

So...

00:47:39

All right.

00:47:39

Why'd you kick Craig out?

00:47:41

Uh-oh.

00:47:42

That's not good.

00:47:43

I guess I haven't really been using Craig's recordings anyway.

00:47:46

What?

00:47:50

I'm sure he's still in there.

00:47:52

He's not in there.

00:47:54

I don't think so.

00:47:55

What happened to him?

00:47:56

His bare face is gone.

00:47:58

He's pissed.

00:48:00

I've been unexpectedly disconnected.

00:48:03

He must have heard about the break.

00:48:06

He probably went to take a piss.

00:48:10

Yeah.

00:48:11

Bear piss.

00:48:13

What other kind of piss would it be?

00:48:16

He's a bear.

00:48:21

He's not taking a rabbit hole.

00:48:24

I'm recording.

00:48:24

Hi, Craig.

00:48:25

I hope you're happy.

00:48:26

Okay.

00:48:28

Okay.

00:48:31

Yeah.

00:48:32

First thing he recorded was me saying rabbit piss.

00:48:34

Yeah.

00:48:35

That's going to be...

00:48:36

That's going to be the name of the episode.

00:48:38

It wasn't even in the episode.

00:48:39

That's how you know you're that good.

00:48:44

Are we getting on this elevator or what?

00:48:49

All right.

00:48:49

So you guys are still...

00:48:51

You're still hanging out by the door.

00:48:52

And Sarn said he made some kind of hand gesture at everyone.

00:48:55

Like some kind of stealthy hand gesture.

00:48:57

Exactly.

00:48:59

He's...

00:49:00

That's what he...

00:49:01

But I think he was signifying that he was planning to sneak out into the hallway.

00:49:06

Yes.

00:49:08

Okay.

00:49:08

That's what this means in Ryloth.

00:49:11

Yeah.

00:49:14

So if you're going to do that, it's going to be an average stealth.

00:49:20

I'm stealthing it.

00:49:23

No.

00:49:24

No.

00:49:30

What the fuck?

00:49:31

How do I even use six advantages?

00:49:34

Okay.

00:49:35

So I'm going to say that you go into the hallway and you...

00:49:43

You're going across for like some kind of bush to like hide by the bush and like the shadows using your elite training.

00:49:51

But you do...

00:49:57

You are a herd.

00:50:00

Let's say.

00:50:01

And you have six advantages.

00:50:05

Would you like to notice something with your advantages?

00:50:12

Yeah.

00:50:13

Yeah.

00:50:13

That I have a bunch of rocks in my...

00:50:15

That are like around on the ground.

00:50:16

Okay.

00:50:17

That I can pick up.

00:50:17

And I can throw it somewhere to like distract them.

00:50:20

Okay.

00:50:22

If they come searching for me.

00:50:24

Okay.

00:50:25

So my six advantages are six rocks.

00:50:29

Yeah.

00:50:29

Let's say it's a set of things that you throw just to mask where you're coming from.

00:50:37

So you do fail in sneaking in that there is suspicion being aroused, which is going to make sneaking harder from now on.

00:50:45

But they can't triangulate immediately on where you're at.

00:50:50

And now you're hiding out by a bush, right?

00:50:55

Like a fern?

00:50:57

Like an office fern?

00:50:58

A fern, sure.

00:50:59

And roll an easy perception.

00:51:02

Anthony.

00:51:05

Anthony.

00:51:12

You perceive nothing.

00:51:14

But I have a triumph.

00:51:17

Oh, you do have a triumph.

00:51:19

Oh.

00:51:22

I have something that could work.

00:51:27

Maybe?

00:51:28

Triumph is auto-pass.

00:51:30

It's not?

00:51:32

It should be.

00:51:36

Yeah.

00:51:37

Yeah.

00:51:39

Do you have any way you'd like to suspend your triumph?

00:51:48

I don't have any idea.

00:51:54

Okay.

00:51:56

I'll say that your training kicks in because you are a stealth master and a bounty hunter.

00:52:08

Assassin.

00:52:09

Assassin.

00:52:10

You know that there would be something around here that should turn the lights on or off.

00:52:19

Let's say it's a switch of some sort.

00:52:22

And in order to switch it, you're going to need to make a computer's check.

00:52:28

You don't know exactly where it is, though.

00:52:29

But you know there should be one here.

00:52:32

That's your triumph on that.

00:52:33

So I can't make a computer check, though?

00:52:36

You're not by the switch.

00:52:37

You just know that there's probably a switch around here which will make your stealth checks easier.

00:52:41

If, although they may suspect that someone's there.

00:52:45

But they should make your stealth checks easier if someone can find it.

00:52:52

So go ahead and let everyone know.

00:52:54

All right.

00:52:56

Hey, guys.

00:52:57

Yes?

00:52:58

I have to whisper.

00:52:59

There should be a switch around here to shut the lights off.

00:53:05

If one of you can find it and turn it off, that would be great.

00:53:10

And very much needed.

00:53:12

Is it this?

00:53:17

That sounds like a light side point.

00:53:19

Do we have any?

00:53:24

Yeah, we have one.

00:53:26

I flip a light side point.

00:53:28

Is it this switch right here?

00:53:29

No.

00:53:33

I'm just kidding.

00:53:35

No.

00:53:37

I mean, perform a computer check on it.

00:53:40

And it's going to be easy.

00:53:44

I think.

00:53:45

Okay.

00:53:55

That hurts.

00:53:56

You go to switch it.

00:54:05

And you push the button.

00:54:08

And it's like one of those smart switches.

00:54:10

And then the screen just goes off.

00:54:12

But you do have five advantages.

00:54:14

He muted himself.

00:54:19

Oh.

00:54:20

All right.

00:54:20

Okay.

00:54:21

Can I spend your advantages?

00:54:22

Unless you have something.

00:54:23

Okay.

00:54:25

For whatever reason, it doesn't turn the lights off.

00:54:30

But it does show you where the switch is to turn off the lights that you're looking to turn off.

00:54:35

And the switch is on the other side of the door.

00:54:37

You would still need to make a stealth check to get there.

00:54:42

But you know where it's at.

00:54:45

And you have to make the computers check.

00:54:48

Okay.

00:54:48

Seems like it.

00:54:55

Oh.

00:54:55

He's muted.

00:54:56

Yeah.

00:54:58

That's why he's been giving you the finger and thumbs up.

00:55:01

Yeah.

00:55:02

I'm eating chips.

00:55:03

I didn't want to annoy you guys.

00:55:04

Oh.

00:55:04

Okay.

00:55:05

Good.

00:55:05

Thank you.

00:55:06

Appreciate it.

00:55:07

Well, my stealth sucks dick.

00:55:09

Okay.

00:55:10

Now, here's something you could do.

00:55:11

I don't want to take away your...

00:55:13

Well, never mind.

00:55:14

You can go ahead.

00:55:15

No.

00:55:16

Take away my agency.

00:55:17

What can I do?

00:55:18

No.

00:55:18

I...

00:55:19

Well, your stealth is bad.

00:55:20

Your computers are good.

00:55:22

Sarn is probably a little bit closer to the switch.

00:55:27

If he can manage to get closer, you could probably throw him a boost die by helping him out with the computers check.

00:55:33

Deal.

00:55:36

Oh, okay.

00:55:36

Sorry.

00:55:37

Get closer.

00:55:38

I just want the lights on.

00:55:40

Off.

00:55:41

Wait.

00:55:43

What did I say?

00:55:44

The exact opposite.

00:55:47

They're already on.

00:55:50

Look.

00:55:55

I mean, they're not on.

00:55:56

They're in like a nighttime mode.

00:55:58

Like in this picture in the bottom.

00:55:59

It's like...

00:56:00

It's dim.

00:56:01

But it could be completely dark.

00:56:03

Okay.

00:56:07

So, I have to sneak over to the...

00:56:10

No, no.

00:56:11

Ask Rx.

00:56:11

Other side of the door.

00:56:13

So, the door to the hangar...

00:56:19

I'm already in that hallway.

00:56:20

So, the hangar goes into a hallway that's like this way.

00:56:25

So, this is the door of the hangar.

00:56:28

It's a hallway that goes this way.

00:56:30

There's a hallway that goes that way.

00:56:32

You're closer into the...

00:56:34

Like by the corner.

00:56:35

On the other end of the door...

00:56:38

Like in this hallway, then the elevator bank is down here.

00:56:41

Closer to you...

00:56:43

On that hallway, there's a light switch.

00:56:47

So, you would just have to go from over here to over here.

00:56:50

Okay.

00:56:52

In the hallway that's parallel to the door.

00:56:55

Okay.

00:56:57

Gotcha.

00:56:58

And it's an...

00:57:01

It's an increased difficulty, right?

00:57:04

Because they are...

00:57:07

So, it's going to be a setback...

00:57:08

Because they...

00:57:10

Suspect that there's somebody...

00:57:12

Going around.

00:57:15

Because someone...

00:57:15

Some asshole threw rocks.

00:57:17

Threw six rocks.

00:57:18

For some reason.

00:57:19

Well, it worked for a second.

00:57:21

Yeah.

00:57:22

Okay.

00:57:27

So, you're able to successfully cross...

00:57:28

And get right in front of that...

00:57:31

That data pad on the wall...

00:57:33

That seems to be a light switch.

00:57:34

All right.

00:57:36

And I threw...

00:57:37

One of my other advantages...

00:57:38

Is I threw rocks to where I was standing...

00:57:41

So, they don't know where I'm at currently.

00:57:45

Okay.

00:57:45

So, they're all confused.

00:57:47

But they are walking back and forth...

00:57:50

Looking for someone at this point.

00:57:51

Because that extra bit...

00:57:52

That extra bit...

00:57:54

Got their cockles raised.

00:57:56

Six.

00:57:57

All right.

00:57:58

Six rocks.

00:57:59

That might be a coincidence.

00:58:00

But...

00:58:01

Eight rocks?

00:58:02

Eight.

00:58:03

Probably not.

00:58:04

All right.

00:58:06

You're right by the...

00:58:07

Okay.

00:58:08

Yeah.

00:58:08

I'm right by...

00:58:09

All right.

00:58:09

All right.

00:58:09

So, what should I do?

00:58:10

Push the buttons in this sequence.

00:58:15

One, two, five, seven, three, two, five, seven, two, five, one, three, three, five, nine.

00:58:20

Slow down there.

00:58:22

One.

00:58:25

What was the next one?

00:58:30

Two.

00:58:31

Well, Mac had one of them.

00:58:33

One, two, five, seven.

00:58:38

All right.

00:58:39

Okay.

00:58:40

So, wait, hold on.

00:58:41

Oh, yeah.

00:58:42

You got a boost.

00:58:42

All right.

00:58:44

I failed in a triumph.

00:58:46

You got a triumph.

00:58:47

So, you did...

00:58:48

So, you were unsuccessful in turning the lights off.

00:58:50

But, you got a triumph.

00:58:55

Damn it.

00:58:55

I shoot the switch and it turns them off.

00:59:00

Okay.

00:59:01

You shoot the switch.

00:59:02

The lights go off.

00:59:03

But now they know exactly where you are.

00:59:05

There's two security guards coming right to where you're at.

00:59:09

Now, they can't see you directly.

00:59:12

But they're coming right toward you.

00:59:13

All right.

00:59:16

Stealth check.

00:59:18

I run out into the big room and just start making really loud noises.

00:59:24

Okay.

00:59:26

Help.

00:59:27

Help.

00:59:27

I'm a droid.

00:59:28

I am lost.

00:59:30

The lights are off.

00:59:31

Ah, security.

00:59:32

Help.

00:59:33

Security.

00:59:34

And they say...

00:59:35

And the security comes and they swarm onto you.

00:59:38

And they say, what are you doing here?

00:59:40

You're not supposed to be here.

00:59:41

One of them.

00:59:43

He's still eating chips.

00:59:50

Robot, why are you eating chips?

00:59:52

I was hungry.

00:59:56

I am lost.

00:59:59

I am a protocol droid.

01:00:01

I was tasked to serve the boss of this place.

01:00:08

Okay.

01:00:09

It's a deception check.

01:00:10

And it's going to be hard.

01:00:12

God damn it.

01:00:12

God damn it.

01:00:15

Why does it have to be so hard to lie?

01:00:18

Oh, man.

01:00:21

I thought you're lying to be fine.

01:00:22

No, I have one green.

01:00:25

Oh, that's not good.

01:00:26

Against a hard check?

01:00:27

Nothing.

01:00:30

Okay.

01:00:30

Check failed.

01:00:31

With threats three.

01:00:32

Yeah.

01:00:32

And he says to you, you don't look like any protocol droid that I've ever seen.

01:00:37

Wait.

01:00:40

And then he goes...

01:00:42

Wasn't it the saw hand?

01:00:43

And we...

01:00:44

And the third...

01:00:46

And the third hand, which looks awfully like a surgeon's hand.

01:00:49

So...

01:00:52

Wait.

01:00:52

It's completely dark.

01:00:53

They can't see anything.

01:00:54

And he goes...

01:00:55

He goes to...

01:00:56

Fair enough.

01:00:57

So one guard starts to go...

01:01:00

To, like...

01:01:02

Arrest you?

01:01:03

And...

01:01:06

And starts sneaking up behind him.

01:01:07

Okay.

01:01:09

Um...

01:01:10

That's...

01:01:10

That's gonna be...

01:01:11

That's gonna be a sneak attack.

01:01:12

Yeah.

01:01:13

Yeah.

01:01:14

I'm gonna do a sneak attack for a sleeper hold.

01:01:16

What check is that?

01:01:18

Wait.

01:01:21

Who's sneaking first?

01:01:22

Sarn?

01:01:26

Well...

01:01:27

Light switch?

01:01:27

Probably.

01:01:28

Hey.

01:01:29

Well, actually...

01:01:30

No.

01:01:30

I think...

01:01:31

Hey.

01:01:32

Mac is probably a little bit closer.

01:01:34

Um...

01:01:35

Just because you move further away to get to the light switch.

01:01:37

So...

01:01:39

Mac, you're technically closer.

01:01:41

I don't know if you wanna go or if you wanna coordinate with Sarn or what.

01:01:43

But as this is going on...

01:01:46

The...

01:01:47

They're starting to apprehend...

01:01:49

Uh...

01:01:50

RX.

01:01:50

For the time being.

01:01:51

All right.

01:01:53

They're going to hang out.

01:01:54

How...

01:01:55

How well can we see in this area?

01:01:57

You can see him just fine.

01:01:59

Because by the time they...

01:02:00

Because he jumped right into the light and said...

01:02:02

Hey.

01:02:02

I'm right here, guys.

01:02:03

I...

01:02:04

I think he was trying...

01:02:05

He was trying to deceive.

01:02:06

Didn't work.

01:02:07

But he's like right in the light.

01:02:08

But...

01:02:09

Oh.

01:02:10

Their backs are to you.

01:02:11

The...

01:02:12

The guards.

01:02:13

So they can't see Sarn.

01:02:14

They're a little bit to the side.

01:02:16

I guess here is probably what I was thinking conceptually.

01:02:19

So this is fairly accurate.

01:02:20

Does the light make me look fat?

01:02:21

Uh...

01:02:23

It makes you look heavy.

01:02:25

I don't know about fat.

01:02:26

Can we both sneak up on these guys?

01:02:31

Like...

01:02:31

And clunk him on the head?

01:02:32

Like Fred Flintstone?

01:02:34

So...

01:02:35

Let's see.

01:02:36

What kind of check might that be?

01:02:37

Is there a communications check?

01:02:38

Is that like a stealth?

01:02:39

Is that like two checks in a row?

01:02:41

Yeah.

01:02:45

Stealth and melee maybe?

01:02:46

Yeah.

01:02:48

Yeah.

01:02:51

What's the difference between brawl and melee?

01:02:53

Is that...

01:02:53

Is that brawl mostly just for fist fighting?

01:02:57

Yes.

01:02:59

I think brawl is like...

01:03:01

Hold on.

01:03:07

I think brawl is without weapons.

01:03:09

And melee is with weapons.

01:03:12

Oh yeah.

01:03:13

I'm definitely going to...

01:03:15

Use the butt of my gun to hit him in the back of the head.

01:03:18

Okay.

01:03:19

If...

01:03:21

If you guys can both succeed a stealth check...

01:03:25

You can have the first two initiative slots.

01:03:32

Okay.

01:03:32

So...

01:03:35

Average?

01:03:35

For what?

01:03:38

The stealth?

01:03:39

Yeah.

01:03:40

It's...

01:03:42

Average.

01:03:44

Yeah.

01:03:54

These dice are loaded.

01:03:55

How does that even happen?

01:03:57

Yeah.

01:03:58

We might have to look into that.

01:03:59

I'm going to...

01:04:00

You guys are going to have to buy dice and just roll them manually.

01:04:02

When you're going to trust me?

01:04:04

Oh.

01:04:06

We're just going to have to...

01:04:07

I don't even want to see your face.

01:04:08

Just put it right on the dice.

01:04:09

Oh.

01:04:10

Okay.

01:04:10

Okay.

01:04:11

So you go to sneak up on them.

01:04:13

They hear you coming up.

01:04:15

And...

01:04:16

Roll for initiative.

01:04:17

And let's add this guy to...

01:04:21

Fighting.

01:04:21

Fighting.

01:04:23

Fighting.

01:04:24

And fighting.

01:04:26

What do I roll for initiative?

01:04:27

Um...

01:04:30

I think you're...

01:04:31

Vigilance?

01:04:31

No.

01:04:32

Cool.

01:04:33

Cool.

01:04:33

And...

01:04:38

Wait.

01:04:38

Did I roll...

01:04:39

Oh.

01:04:39

Wait.

01:04:40

That's against...

01:04:40

It's against...

01:04:43

Yes.

01:04:43

But let me look at this to see if there's a way...

01:04:48

Roll NPCs.

01:04:49

Wait.

01:04:51

You were able to do it before, I think.

01:04:53

Let me just change these.

01:05:00

Yeah.

01:05:01

For whatever reason...

01:05:03

They have all your tokens as...

01:05:05

Is...

01:05:06

Hostile.

01:05:07

Sounds about right, actually.

01:05:11

Well, based on your rolls.

01:05:13

Okay.

01:05:17

And...

01:05:17

Okay.

01:05:19

Now...

01:05:20

Now...

01:05:20

I think if you go to...

01:05:23

What does this do?

01:05:26

Roll initiative.

01:05:28

Can you see...

01:05:33

Can you go to the fist tab?

01:05:35

At the...

01:05:37

So there's the chat.

01:05:38

Then there's a fist, which should be combat.

01:05:40

Do you see that?

01:05:41

Yeah.

01:05:43

There's two NPCs and three PCs?

01:05:45

Yeah.

01:05:46

So...

01:05:48

I don't know who rolled that, but don't...

01:05:49

Roll a second one.

01:05:50

And then...

01:05:53

Somebody roll the next PC.

01:05:57

The first one had...

01:05:58

A fist next to it.

01:06:00

Or like a dice next to it.

01:06:02

Oh, we can't...

01:06:03

Right, roll.

01:06:03

Cool?

01:06:03

Uh...

01:06:06

Or Vigilance?

01:06:06

It'd be cool.

01:06:09

And then just...

01:06:14

Do I have...

01:06:15

No, there should be a dice icon...

01:06:17

Like next to the PC.

01:06:19

Do you...

01:06:20

Let me share...

01:06:21

I can share my screen.

01:06:22

But...

01:06:24

I'm confused.

01:06:24

I'm sorry.

01:06:25

Because I...

01:06:29

I just don't know what...

01:06:30

What you can...

01:06:31

What you can see versus what I can see sometimes.

01:06:34

I just thought I was supposed to roll a cool check.

01:06:39

No, I'm trying to do it fancy-like.

01:06:42

So...

01:06:43

Oh.

01:06:44

You can see my screen now?

01:06:46

Do you see up here...

01:06:49

In the top...

01:06:49

The top right...

01:06:50

This is the chat window with all our rolls.

01:06:52

Uh...

01:06:54

Looks like RX rolled...

01:06:56

Initiative.

01:06:57

Sauron rolled initiative.

01:06:58

And then here...

01:06:59

There should be one that has a dice next to it.

01:07:01

In the combat.

01:07:03

Do you see it?

01:07:04

Uh...

01:07:06

Let me pull it up.

01:07:06

Uh...

01:07:07

Yeah.

01:07:09

So I said that?

01:07:10

Yeah.

01:07:11

That'll roll your initiative.

01:07:12

And then...

01:07:15

Just...

01:07:17

Uh...

01:07:17

Vigilance or cool.

01:07:18

Uh...

01:07:18

Cool.

01:07:19

And it's cool because you're expecting a fight.

01:07:24

Oh.

01:07:26

That is pretty cool.

01:07:27

Uh...

01:07:28

Oh, fail.

01:07:28

Okay.

01:07:29

So...

01:07:31

Um...

01:07:32

Your first slot is a PC...

01:07:33

PC slot.

01:07:34

Whoever wants to go.

01:07:40

I'll shoot first.

01:07:41

Okay.

01:07:42

I want to shoot at the one that is...

01:07:46

Handcuffed in RX.

01:07:47

I'm...

01:07:48

I'm intending this to be...

01:07:49

Fairly accurate in terms of...

01:07:53

Placement.

01:07:54

So...

01:07:55

You guys are within...

01:07:56

Like an...

01:07:56

Like an average distance.

01:07:57

Okay.

01:07:59

Well...

01:08:00

Actually, no.

01:08:02

It's just...

01:08:02

It's just short distance.

01:08:03

You're at short.

01:08:04

So...

01:08:04

Short is easy.

01:08:05

Okay.

01:08:07

And you're going to shoot at which one?

01:08:08

The one that is handcuffed...

01:08:11

Cuffing...

01:08:11

Alright.

01:08:11

Okay.

01:08:12

So let's say that's what he's like...

01:08:13

He's the one that's a little bit closer.

01:08:14

So you're going to shoot at him?

01:08:15

Yeah.

01:08:16

Okay.

01:08:17

That's it short.

01:08:17

Oh, I should probably take a aim too.

01:08:21

I have...

01:08:23

Hold on.

01:08:24

I have something for the first one in...

01:08:26

For the first roll in combat.

01:08:27

You do.

01:08:28

It's like quick draw, right?

01:08:30

Something like that.

01:08:32

Quick strike.

01:08:39

He...

01:08:41

So it adds a boost die.

01:08:44

Okay.

01:08:46

Quick strike.

01:08:47

Add boost per rank of quick strike to combat checks against targets that have not yet encountered.

01:08:53

Okay.

01:08:53

So it's a boost.

01:08:55

Okay.

01:08:55

All right.

01:09:05

So that's...

01:09:06

12 damage.

01:09:08

Plus a crit.

01:09:11

How did you get the crit?

01:09:14

Don't...

01:09:16

My...

01:09:16

Oh, it's only two advantages.

01:09:17

Sorry.

01:09:18

Yeah.

01:09:19

I don't know why.

01:09:19

It says critical three, but I don't know what that means.

01:09:22

Wait.

01:09:24

How many?

01:09:24

Yeah.

01:09:24

One, two, three, four.

01:09:25

You actually have four advantages.

01:09:27

No, that's success.

01:09:30

I'm sorry.

01:09:30

You just have one.

01:09:31

I don't know what that critical three means.

01:09:33

I'm going to have to find that out.

01:09:35

Two advantages.

01:09:37

Okay.

01:09:38

So...

01:09:39

Um...

01:09:40

This guy is...

01:09:42

Dead.

01:09:43

How do I make him dead?

01:09:44

No, just disappear.

01:09:47

Hmm.

01:09:48

It's time I disappear.

01:09:51

Er...

01:09:53

No, not that one.

01:09:55

This one is dead.

01:09:56

Okay.

01:09:57

Can you see the little skull on him?

01:09:58

It's kind of hard to see.

01:09:59

Oh, yeah.

01:10:00

Okay.

01:10:01

Um...

01:10:02

And he's dead.

01:10:03

Uh, you have another PC slot.

01:10:04

I'm assuming Mac...

01:10:11

Well, it's not going to be RX.

01:10:12

It's going to have to be...

01:10:13

Like...

01:10:15

Well, I guess it could be RX at this point.

01:10:17

Oh, I'll go last.

01:10:19

All right.

01:10:20

All right.

01:10:21

So, blaster pistol.

01:10:22

And then we're short range, right?

01:10:23

Yep.

01:10:24

Okay.

01:10:24

And then no difficulty.

01:10:32

Just average difficulty, right?

01:10:34

Uh...

01:10:34

Uh, one difficulty.

01:10:35

So, it's one purple.

01:10:38

Because you're in short range.

01:10:39

How do I make it go the opposite?

01:10:45

Uh, right-click.

01:10:48

Right-click it, yeah.

01:10:48

Okay, so you...

01:10:58

Zing.

01:10:59

You shoot, but don't...

01:11:00

But you don't hit him.

01:11:01

Um...

01:11:02

You do have advantages, though.

01:11:03

Yeah.

01:11:04

Um...

01:11:06

Can you describe where the...

01:11:08

With the area again?

01:11:08

Um...

01:11:10

You're in...

01:11:11

Basically, the T in a hallway.

01:11:13

You've got...

01:11:14

Okay.

01:11:14

To this end, there's a hallway down here with some elevators, which...

01:11:18

You're ultimately going to.

01:11:19

This is a hallway here.

01:11:21

And the door where you came from is, like, here.

01:11:23

Um...

01:11:26

My advantage is that they think that the blast came from the other direction, on the other

01:11:31

hallway.

01:11:31

But you're...

01:11:33

Because it's still dark.

01:11:34

Okay, so they don't know...

01:11:36

Let's say that they don't...

01:11:38

Well...

01:11:39

They don't necessarily know it's two people?

01:11:42

Is that what you're thinking?

01:11:45

Yeah.

01:11:46

I mean, you have four advantages.

01:11:47

Okay, so...

01:11:49

Yeah.

01:11:49

I'll say that...

01:11:51

Because they don't know exactly where it came from...

01:11:53

When he makes his...

01:11:55

His shot...

01:11:56

It will be at a disadvantage.

01:11:58

Which is...

01:12:00

A black die.

01:12:01

Does that make sense?

01:12:06

I'm sorry.

01:12:10

You're...

01:12:10

You glitched out.

01:12:11

What did you just say?

01:12:12

I'm saying...

01:12:13

You said that it's still kind of dark there.

01:12:16

They're not entirely sure where you're at.

01:12:19

Okay.

01:12:22

So, it will be...

01:12:24

It'll add a setback to his next shot.

01:12:26

Okay.

01:12:29

That is really interesting, that thing that you said.

01:12:32

Oh, you seen it?

01:12:34

Yeah.

01:12:35

What?

01:12:36

Should I not?

01:12:38

There's a...

01:12:39

There's a new module in here...

01:12:41

That...

01:12:42

That gives you ideas of how to spend advantages.

01:12:45

And I just saw it come up here, so I clicked on it.

01:12:48

And it says, some ideas for spending results for ranged light.

01:12:52

And it has a couple of things here.

01:12:53

Oh, I never...

01:12:57

These are just...

01:13:00

Ideas...

01:13:02

On how to spend advantages.

01:13:04

So, if I had three...

01:13:07

So, if I had four advantages, could I use one...

01:13:10

Could I have used one to say the target dropped his weapon he was wielding?

01:13:13

Well, according to this idea, yes.

01:13:22

So, we can try that.

01:13:24

Well, the check failed, but...

01:13:27

So, that would be a fine...

01:13:29

Yes.

01:13:30

Yeah, because the check is whether or not you hit them with your attack.

01:13:33

You didn't hit them with your attack, but those four advantages could have...

01:13:38

Narratively, you could have said...

01:13:41

Sort of thrown him off balance that he dropped his weapon.

01:13:43

Okay.

01:13:47

Is it too late to do that, or is that...

01:13:49

We're already past that point, right?

01:13:50

Okay.

01:13:52

Well, whatever.

01:13:52

Yeah.

01:13:52

Yeah.

01:13:53

We can do that.

01:13:58

Yeah.

01:13:58

For drop...

01:14:00

So, for spending your four advantages...

01:14:01

Let's say you spooked him.

01:14:04

He didn't know exactly where you were.

01:14:06

So, it's still true what you said.

01:14:07

It's still dark.

01:14:08

And he didn't know exactly where it came from.

01:14:10

It spooked him.

01:14:10

And he dropped it.

01:14:12

His friend just died.

01:14:13

He just got shot at.

01:14:15

He dropped his weapon.

01:14:16

And it's his turn now.

01:14:19

So, he's going to spend a maneuver to pick up his...

01:14:21

His weapon.

01:14:23

Then he's going to shoot over in Sarn's direction because...

01:14:27

That's where it came from first.

01:14:29

So...

01:14:31

Okay.

01:14:37

And it's close.

01:14:40

So, one difficulty.

01:14:43

Oh, you rolled those privately?

01:14:47

Oh, I didn't mean to.

01:14:48

Can I make this public?

01:14:51

Reveal to everyone.

01:14:53

Okay.

01:14:54

There's the roll.

01:14:56

He does...

01:14:57

He does...

01:14:57

One damage at Sarn.

01:15:00

My turn?

01:15:06

It's not your...

01:15:08

It's a PC slot.

01:15:09

Oh, it's a PC.

01:15:10

In fact, it's got to be RX because RX hasn't gone yet this turn.

01:15:13

So...

01:15:16

They were going to handcuff me.

01:15:18

Did they ever succeed?

01:15:19

They did not.

01:15:21

Sarn blasts the guy before he could put cuffs on you.

01:15:25

Okay.

01:15:25

Who's facing me right now?

01:15:28

Are any of them facing me right now?

01:15:29

Or did they all turn from the gunfire behind them?

01:15:31

This one turned to shoot at Sarn.

01:15:33

Okay.

01:15:36

Well, can I draw my weapon?

01:15:39

That would be a maneuver.

01:15:41

What'd you get?

01:15:45

Yep.

01:15:46

Can I take a second maneuver to take aim?

01:15:49

That would cost you strain.

01:15:52

I do want to know where your weapon was.

01:15:58

They did not see a weapon on you when they approached you?

01:16:04

Where was it?

01:16:05

I'm not saying you don't have it.

01:16:06

I'm just saying, where was it?

01:16:09

So, my upper arm on my right side is hollow.

01:16:15

There's just like a plate there.

01:16:17

And the plate can move.

01:16:19

And the gun was under there.

01:16:20

Okay.

01:16:21

So, I just...

01:16:26

I removed the gun.

01:16:28

Which was somewhat surprising.

01:16:31

Well, no.

01:16:32

He hasn't seen you yet.

01:16:33

You're still moving.

01:16:36

Yeah.

01:16:36

And then I just swivel, take aim for a strain.

01:16:39

Okay.

01:16:39

And fire at the one nearest to me.

01:16:42

Okay.

01:16:43

Which is, I'm assuming, close range?

01:16:47

Or was he close enough to be considered?

01:16:48

Okay.

01:16:49

No.

01:16:49

No, no, no.

01:16:50

This one...

01:16:50

The other one would have been...

01:16:51

This one, I'm going to say, was just going to be one difficulty.

01:16:55

So, close range.

01:16:57

I get a boost for aiming.

01:16:58

Sure.

01:16:59

Did we take your strain?

01:17:01

I'll go ahead.

01:17:03

That's...

01:17:03

I'll have to add it.

01:17:05

Okay.

01:17:05

How do you say it?

01:17:06

I got it.

01:17:06

Success is three.

01:17:07

Advantage is two.

01:17:09

So, I think that means I do...

01:17:11

All right.

01:17:13

How does that work again?

01:17:14

I think I do, like...

01:17:15

Because it's, like, damage per success, right?

01:17:18

Yeah, but it's already calculated into the 12.

01:17:20

It is?

01:17:21

Because your blaster rifle do nine.

01:17:23

Oh, I see.

01:17:24

And each success is three.

01:17:25

Perfect.

01:17:26

So, you do 12 damage altogether with two advantages.

01:17:28

We might have to revisit whether or not you could have hidden a blaster rifle in your arm.

01:17:34

But we'll just keep going on here.

01:17:36

Um...

01:17:37

So, I'll just make a note for me to think about that more.

01:17:40

Would you make it more comfortable if it was in my leg?

01:17:44

Bigger space?

01:17:46

Um...

01:17:47

No, but...

01:17:49

But...

01:17:50

But...

01:17:51

I think...

01:17:52

What it should be...

01:17:54

Is that...

01:17:56

The...

01:17:57

His wrist can, like, open up.

01:17:59

And the barrel of the gun is that it's, like, four arms.

01:18:03

When I've seen that...

01:18:04

Or it's just...

01:18:05

When I've seen that before in here, those are usually pistols, not rifles.

01:18:09

I'm not...

01:18:12

I don't really want to make an argument of it now.

01:18:15

But in the future, maybe going into this, we would say...

01:18:19

This is what we're carrying going into this.

01:18:21

And this is how we're concealing it.

01:18:22

But for the purposes of this, we can just keep going.

01:18:25

Honestly, I just thought I had my gun on my back.

01:18:27

Because I always thought I had my gun on my back.

01:18:28

Which is...

01:18:29

Which is fair.

01:18:30

But it...

01:18:31

Also, those...

01:18:33

And we were doing this on the fly.

01:18:34

But the people that were...

01:18:35

That stopped you...

01:18:37

Would have noticed the gun on your back.

01:18:39

And not...

01:18:41

I mean, they might have.

01:18:42

They told me I was not a protocol droid.

01:18:44

And they may...

01:18:45

And they were going to arrest me.

01:18:46

Yeah.

01:18:47

That's fair to you.

01:18:48

Wouldn't the gun on my back be part of them?

01:18:49

Notice me not me being a protocol droid?

01:18:52

That's believable, too.

01:18:54

Which is why I'm not going to say you can't have had your rifle in your arm.

01:18:59

Or wherever it was.

01:19:00

Just something in the future that we can...

01:19:03

Or I would prompt this about, maybe.

01:19:05

Because, theoretically, that would make your deception harder.

01:19:12

In the future.

01:19:13

That's true.

01:19:14

Right?

01:19:14

If you were carrying it on your back.

01:19:16

But...

01:19:17

In this case, it's...

01:19:19

I should have said...

01:19:20

I'm hired as a bodyguard droid.

01:19:22

You could have been.

01:19:24

But...

01:19:25

Also...

01:19:26

Whatever.

01:19:28

Just...

01:19:28

Just in the hypothetical.

01:19:29

Regardless...

01:19:31

Um...

01:19:32

You shoot at this guy.

01:19:33

And...

01:19:34

You...

01:19:34

You blast him to bits.

01:19:35

He's...

01:19:36

Super dead.

01:19:37

Very, very dead.

01:19:38

Okay.

01:19:39

Hey.

01:19:40

Super dead.

01:19:41

Alright.

01:19:42

I go through their pockets.

01:19:43

Um...

01:19:47

Wait, no.

01:19:48

They're still in the live guy.

01:19:49

There?

01:19:50

No, there's only two.

01:19:52

So, Saren killed the first guy.

01:19:54

Uh...

01:19:55

Mac shot and missed the second guy.

01:19:57

And then...

01:19:58

Rx.

01:19:58

You...

01:20:00

You...

01:20:00

You ended up killing the second guy.

01:20:02

Yay.

01:20:03

Um...

01:20:06

Okay.

01:20:07

Okay.

01:20:07

You can...

01:20:09

It's gonna be an average perception.

01:20:12

Don't fail me now.

01:20:22

Uh...

01:20:22

You failed.

01:20:23

I failed.

01:20:25

Um...

01:20:28

And there's a threat.

01:20:29

So...

01:20:30

You notice...

01:20:31

See, it doesn't...

01:20:32

It doesn't give me help spending results.

01:20:34

Only fucking advantages.

01:20:35

That's lame.

01:20:36

Um...

01:20:38

As...

01:20:39

As you look through, you see...

01:20:41

That his wrist has a light that's beeping.

01:20:43

Which seems to suggest that...

01:20:46

They're not the only two security guards in this building?

01:20:49

Okay.

01:20:53

Can I take that comm link?

01:20:55

What?

01:20:57

You didn't notice any comm link.

01:20:58

Well, the thing on his wrist.

01:21:01

Oh.

01:21:02

You said...

01:21:03

Okay.

01:21:04

All right.

01:21:05

I thought you said I noticed it.

01:21:06

All right.

01:21:06

You know...

01:21:08

No.

01:21:08

You noticed the blinking light on his wrist.

01:21:11

Yeah.

01:21:13

Yeah.

01:21:13

Yeah.

01:21:13

You can...

01:21:14

You can...

01:21:14

You can take it.

01:21:15

All right.

01:21:16

So you're gonna take the thing off his wrist?

01:21:18

Yeah.

01:21:19

Okay.

01:21:20

Because maybe if it is a comm link that I can overhear what...

01:21:27

The defenses are saying.

01:21:29

Okay.

01:21:30

Right now you don't hear anything.

01:21:32

You only see the blinking light.

01:21:33

Yeah.

01:21:34

Okay.

01:21:36

Now what?

01:21:36

All right.

01:21:39

Should we move the bodies?

01:21:40

Yes.

01:21:42

Are there bushes nearby?

01:21:44

Yeah.

01:21:45

I was...

01:21:45

I was just hiding under one...

01:21:47

Or behind one.

01:21:47

Before they...

01:21:49

Before they found us.

01:21:50

Let's...

01:21:52

Let's move the bodies...

01:21:55

Into that bush.

01:21:56

Over there.

01:21:57

I may have peed over there too.

01:21:59

So my...

01:21:59

Sometimes we move bodies in the bushes.

01:22:01

Yeah.

01:22:02

Real...

01:22:03

Real...

01:22:04

Real...

01:22:05

Family building right here.

01:22:07

It's a bonding moment for us.

01:22:09

Bonding moment.

01:22:10

Exactly.

01:22:11

I do appreciate a good team building activity.

01:22:14

Yep.

01:22:15

These are...

01:22:16

This is a nice bush too.

01:22:17

Notice the cut.

01:22:18

It's very, very well...

01:22:20

Well, very well maintained.

01:22:21

Is it a fern?

01:22:22

Is this a fern?

01:22:24

It sounds like a fern...

01:22:25

An anferny if I've seen...

01:22:27

If I've seen before.

01:22:28

So you guys...

01:22:29

An anferny...

01:22:30

You guys pile up these bodies...

01:22:32

These two slouching men...

01:22:33

Behind a tree...

01:22:35

That is an...

01:22:37

Indoor potted tree.

01:22:38

Well, the pot's pretty thick though.

01:22:42

The pot...

01:22:43

A pretty big pot.

01:22:43

The pot's pretty...

01:22:44

No, the pot's...

01:22:45

Yeah, it's pretty thick.

01:22:46

It's a hungry tree.

01:22:47

But it doesn't offer a whole lot of...

01:22:51

It's just...

01:22:52

They're behind there.

01:22:54

It's also pitch black.

01:22:55

Okay.

01:22:56

It's better than nothing.

01:22:57

You're right.

01:22:58

It is absolutely...

01:22:59

Absolutely.

01:23:00

By the time they find these guys...

01:23:02

We're going to be long gone.

01:23:03

Hopefully.

01:23:04

It's just a funny image...

01:23:07

With two slouched men...

01:23:09

Behind a...

01:23:09

Behind a...

01:23:10

Potted tree.

01:23:11

I have a very skinny tree.

01:23:13

Okay.

01:23:17

You guys just hid the bodies.

01:23:19

Yeah.

01:23:20

Okay.

01:23:21

Let's go to the elevators now.

01:23:23

Finally.

01:23:25

Let's get in them.

01:23:28

Okay, so you guys...

01:23:29

Do I have to do anything to get there?

01:23:30

Oh, I should probably move these guys.

01:23:32

I wish I had a tree icon.

01:23:34

A tree?

01:23:37

Tree.

01:23:38

You guys run down the hallway.

01:23:40

You do see...

01:23:43

Over by the elevator.

01:23:45

But like a little bit further away.

01:23:47

There is another security guard.

01:23:49

But he's just...

01:23:50

Chewing bubble gum.

01:23:53

You get up to the elevator banks.

01:23:55

And there is a computer pad there.

01:23:58

Wait.

01:24:00

Where's the...

01:24:01

To guard?

01:24:01

Uh...

01:24:03

You're right.

01:24:03

I should put him on here.

01:24:05

How come I can't...

01:24:09

Deselect?

01:24:10

There we go.

01:24:12

You guys are together.

01:24:14

And over here...

01:24:15

And over here...

01:24:15

There's a...

01:24:22

There's a guy...

01:24:24

Just sort of looking around.

01:24:25

Like...

01:24:26

He's a security guard, but he's not right next to the elevator.

01:24:28

So...

01:24:28

Hallway.

01:24:30

Hallway.

01:24:31

There's another hallway here.

01:24:33

And up here, there's a security guard...

01:24:35

Closer to another door.

01:24:37

Um...

01:24:38

But you guys are by a...

01:24:39

A...

01:24:40

A bank of elevators here.

01:24:42

And there's like a computer pad.

01:24:44

Alright.

01:24:48

Alright.

01:24:48

Work your magic.

01:24:49

Put the gun away first.

01:24:51

Put it in your foot.

01:24:56

They'll never check the foot.

01:24:57

Okay.

01:25:00

It's a hard check.

01:25:01

Can I...

01:25:03

Wait.

01:25:03

Can I...

01:25:04

So I...

01:25:05

So the fact that we got help from...

01:25:08

What's the space on passwords for here...

01:25:10

Doesn't help us here at all?

01:25:11

No.

01:25:11

He got you into the building.

01:25:12

And he told you where to go.

01:25:15

He told you you gotta go to...

01:25:17

To Coram's office.

01:25:18

Alright.

01:25:20

Fucking fine.

01:25:21

I mean, you guys can try to go back to the spider at this point.

01:25:25

But you're gonna have to sneak out...

01:25:26

And go back to the spider and play more sabacc.

01:25:28

And see maybe if you can...

01:25:29

Shut up.

01:25:30

I succeeded.

01:25:30

Alright.

01:25:32

So...

01:25:34

Um...

01:25:35

What does that look like when...

01:25:36

When you succeed?

01:25:37

Uh...

01:25:39

Well, I...

01:25:40

Jack into the computer.

01:25:41

And...

01:25:42

Uh...

01:25:43

It spins around a little bit.

01:25:45

Like R2-D2 style.

01:25:46

Uh...

01:25:49

And...

01:25:50

Uh...

01:25:51

Then it just opens.

01:25:52

Okay.

01:25:54

So the doors open.

01:25:56

It's an elevator.

01:25:57

And...

01:25:59

Then what?

01:26:01

I imagine you guys pile in.

01:26:04

Go.

01:26:04

Yep.

01:26:05

Way to go in.

01:26:06

I just wanna get in this elevator.

01:26:07

Alright.

01:26:08

Fine.

01:26:08

You're in the elevator.

01:26:09

The doors close.

01:26:10

But it doesn't move because you guys haven't pushed any buttons yet.

01:26:12

You do see...

01:26:13

Uh...

01:26:14

Directory.

01:26:15

Uh...

01:26:16

Uh...

01:26:16

On the left of the...

01:26:18

So the doors close.

01:26:19

On the right, there's buttons.

01:26:20

On the left, there's a directory.

01:26:21

And...

01:26:23

A directory of personnel.

01:26:24

Oh, where do you go?

01:26:29

Oh, we look for the guy that we're supposed to go to.

01:26:34

Yeah.

01:26:35

On the directory.

01:26:38

Do you know his name?

01:26:39

No.

01:26:42

I didn't think that was my job.

01:26:43

Anybody else remember the name of the guy you were supposed to go to?

01:26:51

Um...

01:26:52

I will say that Varanus told you today which office to go to.

01:26:59

In fact, I think I just said it a couple of seconds ago.

01:27:04

But...

01:27:05

Varanus?

01:27:06

No.

01:27:07

Not Varanus.

01:27:08

Okay.

01:27:12

Hint.

01:27:13

Just tell us the name.

01:27:15

It's...

01:27:15

I could just tell you the name.

01:27:17

However, I will tell you that Rx got a voicemail from Varanus.

01:27:24

Okay, so I listened to the voicemail again.

01:27:27

The voicemail tells you that Coram's office is probably where you want to go.

01:27:31

Why do we have such a hard time remembering this guy's name?

01:27:35

It's...

01:27:37

It's not...

01:27:37

When I say we...

01:27:38

It's...

01:27:39

Because you're idiots, probably.

01:27:40

It's a new...

01:27:40

It's a new guy, though.

01:27:43

It is a new guy that you haven't heard before today.

01:27:45

Okay.

01:27:45

Okay, so Coram's office, you look at the directory.

01:27:50

Coram is at the 19th floor.

01:27:52

All right.

01:27:57

Let's go to the 19th floor, fellas.

01:27:59

I pushed the button.

01:28:01

Okay.

01:28:03

You pushed the button and the elevator...

01:28:07

I've been on mute this whole time.

01:28:09

What were you saying?

01:28:11

I said...

01:28:12

I was like, Rx, replay the message.

01:28:15

Oh, you did.

01:28:16

Then you went through this whole spiel.

01:28:20

Tell him to listen to the message.

01:28:22

To the voice message.

01:28:22

No, that wasn't me being coy.

01:28:25

It was you being on mute.

01:28:27

Yeah.

01:28:28

Then I said I pushed the button.

01:28:30

Oh, well, it's too late.

01:28:31

Mac already pushed the button.

01:28:32

No, I said it first.

01:28:33

Okay, fine.

01:28:34

I was on mute.

01:28:34

Just because Zarn has a history of pushing buttons...

01:28:39

Oh, no, you didn't.

01:28:40

It was somebody else that pushed the button.

01:28:41

You shot him for it.

01:28:42

So, no, you don't get to push the button.

01:28:43

Yeah, he's just a little obsessed with that.

01:28:46

Okay, so you're obsessed.

01:28:47

I'm mad that I didn't get to press the button.

01:28:50

You did not get to push the button.

01:28:51

In fact, Mac pushed the button right before you could push it.

01:28:54

He pushed it underneath your finger, almost that your guy's fingers had touched.

01:28:59

I kick him with my robot toe.

01:29:01

Your robot toe, don't forget, is stuck in the outright position.

01:29:06

Yes.

01:29:07

Okay.

01:29:08

Are we ever going to fix that?

01:29:10

I kick him very lightly with my robot toe.

01:29:15

Oh.

01:29:17

Convincing.

01:29:19

The elevator takes off.

01:29:21

You guys zoom up.

01:29:22

It's a jet propulsion elevator, because why not?

01:29:26

Yeah, it's something to behold.

01:29:29

And you guys zoom up to the 19th floor.

01:29:31

It takes no time at all.

01:29:32

It comes to a smooth stop.

01:29:35

The door is open, and you're now on the 19th floor.

01:29:38

The lights are all dimmed, but it's kind of like, it's not dark.

01:29:43

It's just, it's dim because nobody's in there.

01:29:45

Kind of like when the lights are on low before the motion sensors go off.

01:29:49

That's why that's happened to me.

01:29:54

But you're on the 19th floor.

01:29:57

Okay.

01:29:58

And you walk out, and on the wall, there's a couple of arrows.

01:30:03

One points right that says to Bezleman's office.

01:30:12

And then there's one, did I say right?

01:30:16

Bezleman's office is right.

01:30:18

And to the left is Corman's office.

01:30:20

Corum's office.

01:30:21

Okay.

01:30:23

Well, I think we want to go left, guys.

01:30:27

All right.

01:30:28

Let's go left.

01:30:30

Okay.

01:30:31

Yeah.

01:30:32

Another adventure.

01:30:33

Another adventure.

01:30:34

Left.

01:30:37

I'm trying.

01:30:38

I'm trying.

01:30:38

Okay.

01:30:39

So you get there, and you see the door to Corum's office.

01:30:41

There's a plaque on the door that says Corum's office.

01:30:45

It's 1930.

01:30:47

That's just the number?

01:30:51

Because that's what it is.

01:30:54

And it's locked.

01:30:57

Well, there's a door.

01:30:59

Presumably it's locked, but you might want to try it, I guess.

01:31:04

I want to open the door.

01:31:06

Okay.

01:31:06

So it tries to open the door.

01:31:07

It turns out it's locked.

01:31:08

All right.

01:31:11

Smuggler, unlock the door.

01:31:14

All right.

01:31:15

What's my, is that a combat skill?

01:31:17

It's going to be, it's combat.

01:31:19

It would be, how are you going to try and open the door?

01:31:21

I'm going to try.

01:31:23

I have some.

01:31:28

Skullduggery.

01:31:30

Yeah.

01:31:30

Skullduggery.

01:31:31

I have like a lock set.

01:31:33

It's an average skullduggery check.

01:31:35

Average skullduggery.

01:31:37

You have a lock set?

01:31:39

I should.

01:31:41

I mean, can you describe it narratively?

01:31:45

Just for the sake of a narrative game.

01:31:49

Oh, look what I found in this pocket.

01:31:52

I have this little lock key.

01:31:55

I didn't even know I found.

01:31:56

Where does it even come from?

01:31:58

Was it just in the vest?

01:31:59

Yeah, it was just in the vest.

01:32:01

That vest is full of surprises.

01:32:03

It's just this random lock key that I can use to do it.

01:32:06

What's my skullduggery again, you said?

01:32:11

I haven't got that far yet.

01:32:12

I don't remember where skullduggery is at.

01:32:14

It's in alphabetical order.

01:32:16

Yeah, I see.

01:32:17

I see.

01:32:17

No, sorry.

01:32:18

I couldn't find it.

01:32:18

It's the one that starts with skull.

01:32:20

Oh, God.

01:32:22

And then just regular everything?

01:32:23

It's going to be average.

01:32:25

So two difficulty to die.

01:32:28

Fuck.

01:32:31

This thing's broke.

01:32:33

The battery's out.

01:32:34

Fuck.

01:32:35

Of the kit?

01:32:36

I swear, I'm going to get this fixed, guys, and this will work.

01:32:40

Okay.

01:32:42

All right.

01:32:42

Can you use your saw to cut open this door?

01:32:46

Yeah.

01:32:46

What is this?

01:32:47

Well, we're supposed to be visiting this fella here.

01:32:49

So someone hacked this door down.

01:32:53

It'll actually have a son.

01:32:54

Oh.

01:32:55

Okay.

01:32:56

Sorry.

01:32:57

Oh, turns out.

01:32:58

Sarn.

01:32:59

Yes.

01:33:00

Roll a perception check.

01:33:03

And let's say it's average.

01:33:05

Okay.

01:33:10

This perception thing is...

01:33:13

You perceive nothing.

01:33:14

However, you do perceive some threats.

01:33:16

You perceive nothing.

01:33:18

I want to make T-shirts for us for this.

01:33:22

It just says, you perceive nothing.

01:33:23

There's something wrong with these dice.

01:33:26

You notice that the elevator's lights have lit up.

01:33:35

It appears that they're moving.

01:33:36

Okay.

01:33:42

Well, I get in position behind, like, a wall to see if anything comes out of the elevator wall.

01:33:52

All these two bozos try to find a way to open the lock.

01:33:57

You guys have one move of time before it looks like that elevator's going to open.

01:34:05

All right.

01:34:07

I try a secret knock.

01:34:09

Don't waste that.

01:34:12

Why would you waste the one unit of time that we have with a secret knock?

01:34:18

Roll a...

01:34:23

Roll...

01:34:25

Oh, my gosh.

01:34:25

What would this be?

01:34:27

It's got to be a skullduggery, right?

01:34:29

I like skullduggery.

01:34:30

Skullduggery?

01:34:31

Yeah.

01:34:32

It's got to be, like, an extreme, though.

01:34:33

Yeah.

01:34:34

It's going to...

01:34:34

It's a daunting...

01:34:35

It's daunting.

01:34:36

It's a daunting skullduggery, which means four difficulty die.

01:34:39

Four?

01:34:41

Yeah.

01:34:41

Oh, my God.

01:34:42

All right.

01:34:44

What do you expect to happen back there?

01:34:46

I have two advantages, though.

01:34:49

So, you do a secret knock on there.

01:34:56

The door doesn't open.

01:34:58

What do you think your advantage could be from that?

01:35:04

Let's see here.

01:35:10

I hear somebody's in there, though.

01:35:12

Or is that...

01:35:13

Can that be it?

01:35:14

Like, or like...

01:35:16

There is nobody in there, though.

01:35:18

There's nobody in there?

01:35:19

Right.

01:35:19

The...

01:35:22

God, I'm trying to think.

01:35:23

Am I advantage?

01:35:27

I don't know.

01:35:29

I can't think about any of these damn advantages.

01:35:32

No, it's hard.

01:35:35

It's definitely hard.

01:35:35

It's the hardest thing about the system.

01:35:36

But I'm trying to think.

01:35:38

What could it be from doing a knock on there?

01:35:48

How about this?

01:35:49

Okay.

01:35:49

The janitor who's working in the building heard me do the knock.

01:35:52

It says...

01:35:53

It's walking over by.

01:35:56

And that's just an advantage.

01:35:57

Okay.

01:36:00

So, it just so happens that as you knocked, that was the thing that attracted the janitor's attention as he's walking in the hallway.

01:36:12

And he turns and looks.

01:36:14

And he goes...

01:36:17

Huh?

01:36:17

And as he does that, he looks at...

01:36:20

Well, hold on.

01:36:21

He looks at you.

01:36:22

Notices you.

01:36:24

Then, the elevator door opens.

01:36:27

And two more security guys come in.

01:36:30

The janitor's right in between you and these security guards that just walked in.

01:36:37

And that's where we're going to end it.

01:36:38

I start blasting.

01:36:40

No.

01:36:41

No, I was going to start charming.

01:36:43

I was going to charm the janitor.

01:36:45

Don't start blasting.

01:36:47

No.

01:36:48

I'm going to start blasting next time.

01:36:50

No, I'm going to charm the janitor and he's not walking in the room.

01:36:53

You're going to have to think about it for a week.

01:36:54

There are two security guards.

01:36:56

Yeah, but if I act like I've been employed by Coram,

01:37:00

and I'm his new diplomat,

01:37:03

then the janitor will believe me and let me in.

01:37:08

No, I'm blasting.

01:37:09

But wait.

01:37:10

Who can I torture?

01:37:11

You could torture the janitor.

01:37:13

You probably could torture the janitor.

01:37:15

But you don't have any time to do that.

01:37:18

Let me just charm the janitor.

01:37:19

He'll open the door.

01:37:20

We'll be golden.

01:37:21

I don't have any time for you to charm the janitor either.

01:37:23

You can't go to the suite and the security guards are at the end of the hallway.

01:37:27

The janitor needs to survive before you can torture him.

01:37:31

I don't plan on him surviving.

01:37:34

What?

01:37:35

I mean, wow.

01:37:36

I'm going to protect this janitor.

01:37:37

I'm so surprised.

01:37:38

I think he's wearing a vest.

01:37:43

It's your fault that he's standing there.

01:37:45

You shouldn't have knocked on the damn door.

01:37:47

No, no, no.

01:37:48

It's going to be fine.

01:37:49

He's going to let me in because he's going to think I'm a new employee.

01:37:51

When do you think this is all going to happen?

01:37:54

Before the security guards see you talking?

01:37:56

Hey, man.

01:37:56

I'm a new employee.

01:37:57

You're not going to flirt with the janitor?

01:37:59

Yeah, I'll flirt with the janitor.

01:38:01

Good night, guys.

01:38:02

All right.

01:38:03

Good night.

01:38:03

He's not going to survive.

01:38:05

You're not going to survive.

01:38:07

I don't.

01:38:08

Not now.

Secret Knock