- Crew of the Kahuna

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I wrote it last spring, and I've been trying to workshop it, and it essentially needs a rewrite.

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Keeping a lot of the stuff I have, I'm not rewriting it from scratch, but entire sections need to be rewritten.

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But yeah, I like the premise, and it's like a more serious version of, I don't know, Men in Black meets Ghostbusters, essentially.

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Cool.

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Just imagine like some sort of organization that sends paramilitary groups, like mercenary groups, to deal with supernatural events.

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Cool.

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And it leans into the horror genre more so than those two other things, but it's still somewhat similar at its core.

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Is it a short story, a big story?

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Sure, this one's a short story.

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I might expand.

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I have ideas to expand, and maybe I could expand it into a novella or even a short book.

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But I mean, I'm not...

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I don't know a good word.

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I don't...

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I'm not rushed.

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And so I'm certainly taking my time with it.

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I guess I'm much more...

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I'm not really ever thinking it's going to make me a ton of money.

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So for me, the point of it is to make...

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Tell the story that I really want to tell and have like all the set pieces that I really want to tell.

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So it's more like a...

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I don't know, an exercise in trying to tell the perfect story than anything else.

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It sounds like you just enjoy the process more than...

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Yeah, I do.

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I do.

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I mean, I always enjoy the process of essentially world building or, you know, creating characters, creating settings, writing the rules of the world, that sort of thing.

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Yeah, that's cool.

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Yeah, you said you were working on it, I thought, last time.

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So I was seeing how it was going.

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Yeah, I haven't worked on it at all since last time.

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I haven't worked on it really much.

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I worked on it a little bit over the summer.

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Actually, yeah, right before the last session, I had tried to rewrite a section.

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But it's done.

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I'm just not happy.

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I'm happy with it, but I'm not completely happy with it.

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So like I said, it just needs to be workshopped.

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Yeah, well, what's that Neil Gaiman quote?

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The second draft is making it look like you knew what you were doing during the first draft.

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Neil Gaiman's the boss, man.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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So, XP, anybody wants to spend that this time?

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Yeah, can I spend...

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You can.

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Anyone but you.

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Non-transferable.

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No, I'm good.

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You're still good?

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I love you.

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I know the best.

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We play.

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Okay.

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I'm good.

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I'm going to do it.

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Love you.

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Good night.

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Okay, I'm going to sleep tight, too.

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Okay.

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Yeah, it's pretty cool.

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Okay.

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Someday.

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Bye.

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I'm going to spend 20 XP on Toughen.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Let's see.

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What is Toughened?

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It's on my scoundrel list, and I have already have Black Market Context, Convincing Demeanor,

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and Hidden Storage in that line.

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You said Toughened?

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I'm just following along the line.

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Toughened.

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Gained plus two.

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Okay.

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And let me look at your talent tree.

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You guys seen the new Nissan Z car?

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No.

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2023, 380Z or 370Z or whatever they're calling it.

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2023?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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It's like, I mean, it was just released.

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It's not out yet.

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Like, the images and, like, the way it looks and the inside and, like, people drove it and

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stuff.

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Career Smarter Scoundrel.

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Looks amazing.

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Realistic dream car right there.

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The Nissan Z?

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Yeah.

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2023.

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Okay.

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So, all right.

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Yeah.

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You did Hidden Storage, and now you've got Toughened.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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We gotta just follow that line for right now.

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All right.

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And let me...

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So, does that raise me from nine to, like, whatever?

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Yeah, it would be 11 plus two wound.

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Let's see.

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How do I...

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Does it remind me of a Mustang?

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Looks like a wiener.

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I don't know if it automatically...

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I think I can...

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Okay.

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Yeah, there you are.

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So, I have you at 15 now.

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And you were at 13.

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Okay.

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I love the system, being able to see that.

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Yeah, it's really nice.

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I mean, probably mark it in your book, too.

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But...

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But...

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Okay.

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My journal?

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Yeah.

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Your journal.

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Wait, what happened now?

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Boo got a talent, Toughened, which gives him two...

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Two points to his wound threshold.

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Oh, okay.

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Gotcha.

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Okay.

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And then I'm gonna roll Obligation.

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I think that will be a...

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Private...

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Role.

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Yeah, but shouldn't we know?

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I don't know.

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Because...

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Yeah, I guess.

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I can do it public and see how it goes.

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You're just scared.

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Okay.

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So, nothing this roll.

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Or this...

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This session.

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Something right back.

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And let's...

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Go ahead.

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Put it on you once.

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Take it off.

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Okay.

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And then let me...

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How do I send...

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Trying to...

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I think that there's a way to...

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Wait, doesn't...

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It says Mac draws a result from the party...

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Obligation table.

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What's that?

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It says Mac draws a result from the party...

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Obligation table.

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Oh, it was just because I had his character...

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Highlighted.

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I didn't mean to do that.

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Oh, okay.

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I think you should have gotten to your chat...

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A button that says click to roll here for Destiny Pool.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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I can be a backpack while you're in.

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Okay.

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And then...

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Frozen, you guys?

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What?

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No.

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Your video is, yeah.

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I can hear you just fine, though.

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There you go.

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Okay.

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Boo and Ryan, in your chat, you should see a button that says click here to roll for Destiny.

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Where in the chat?

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It should just...

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On Destiny Pool?

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Don't do that.

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Is that right?

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No.

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No.

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No.

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There should be a button...

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Wait.

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Hey.

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How did he do that?

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I just fixed it.

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It's okay.

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What?

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No, it was one and one.

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Oh.

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So you went back.

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Okay.

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In the chat, there should be...

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One of the bubbles should be click here to roll for the Destiny Pool.

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It'll probably be towards the top.

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Oh, no.

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I do say it.

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Yeah.

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It's towards the top.

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You can also just also hit that little dice icon at the bottom.

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Yes.

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But then it doesn't automatically...

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I think this way it automatically adds.

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Yes.

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Right.

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If you hit the button, then it automatically puts it into the Destiny Pool.

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Well, then I'll do it.

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I'll roll again because it didn't actually put it in the Destiny Pool.

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Okay.

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I don't see it.

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So you might have to scroll up.

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Oh.

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Scroll up.

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Do you see it?

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It's not letting me do this while it's closed.

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It won't let me scroll up while it's closed.

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There it goes.

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I got it.

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Sorry.

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Yeah, I got it.

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I'm sorry.

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All right.

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Ow.

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All again?

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All right.

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So one light and five dark.

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So at least I rolled a light somehow.

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Thanks, guys.

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Yeah.

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You're welcome, I guess.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Fuck you.

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And I'm eating a breakfast sandwich.

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Or bar.

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It's almost as if I knew.

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There's a song called Big Breakfast.

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I don't have a...

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I don't have a

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summary for this week,

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but you guys

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ended in the Spider Club.

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You had

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just talked to...

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Shoot, what was that guy's name?

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I didn't put him in here.

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The owner, yeah.

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About potentially...

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Or about setting up a trap

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for Kato.

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What else happened?

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You ran into the White Wookiee.

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Hunter of Butt Radars.

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Hunter of Butt Radars.

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Jelly G,

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Vest Man Extraordinaire.

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You just left in the

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Sabacc Parlor.

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He was my

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Vest Friend.

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Okay.

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Boo.

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Boo.

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Yeah, we were about to leave

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to go to the

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warehouse, I think.

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Something at

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where...

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Not a warehouse.

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Boarding someplace?

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Like, for his stuff?

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Yes, you had talked to him

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about setting up a...

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About setting up a trap.

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He said he would get back

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to you in a week.

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But that trap

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was supposed to take place

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at the Zelcom Tower.

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Okay.

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But...

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I'm going to leave it...

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Or I'm going to start here

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at the end of that night.

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Because it wasn't clear

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where you guys were going.

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Okay.

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I mean...

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I thought we were going

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to the Zelcom Tower.

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Yeah, but that doesn't

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take place for a week.

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That doesn't take place

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for a week.

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Right.

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Well, the trap...

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So we have to find

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something to do

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until...

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until our contact

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gets a hold of us,

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right?

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Yeah.

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So we should see

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if there's any more

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bounties

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that we can...

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we can do

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during this time.

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Okay.

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Sure.

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How?

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Well, I am a member

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of the guild.

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Okay.

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So I go...

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I go to try

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to find the...

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So wait, wait, wait.

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Okay, so...

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Tell me where you guys

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are right now

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and what's going on.

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I say we just

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walked out of the spider.

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Yeah, we were leaving

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the spider at the end

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of the last section.

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Okay, that's what

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I'm thinking.

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All right.

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And then...

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I'll find one of our swoops.

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Oh, yeah.

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We should probably

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jump on...

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maybe go back

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to choppers.

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Okay, you do...

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You have two bikes,

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remember?

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Yeah.

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All right, I jump on one.

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I jump behind Ryan.

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Who is Ryan?

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I jump behind our ex.

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I see.

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Let's go.

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Yeah.

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Okay, so at this point...

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We take off.

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You guys left

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to go to the spider.

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It was pretty late, right?

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It was like two in the morning.

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Something like that, yeah.

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Okay.

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And now you're getting back...

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You're going back

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to choppers' place?

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Yeah, to regroup.

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Okay, so it's probably

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about three...

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three-thirty, right?

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Ish, yeah.

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We were there

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for longer than that,

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but okay.

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Okay.

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You said what?

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But I would say

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we were there

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for longer than that.

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Okay, so...

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All right.

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Let's say it's about four then.

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Okay.

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And you guys...

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You guys pull up

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to choppers, right?

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Yeah.

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And...

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You think he locked us out again?

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Well, I mean, he's not waiting

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on the step for you.

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Well...

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I tried to open the door.

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Uh, the door's locked.

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Dammit, I start knocking

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on the door.

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Um...

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Nothing.

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I knock louder.

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Still...

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Are we going through this again,

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Chopper?

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Still...

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Still nothing.

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All right.

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I start yelling out

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for the Ugnaughts

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to open the door.

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The Ugnaughts?

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Okay.

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Um...

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Why didn't they open

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the door the first time?

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Because they were in the back.

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There's a lot of noise

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and stuff going on back there.

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They can't hear anything.

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So...

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So...

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Still...

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Still nothing.

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Mac, you know this guy.

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Do something, would you?

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All right.

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I go up and I try to do

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the special knock,

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which is...

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Can't hear anything.

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Oh.

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Is that the special knock?

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Nothing.

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Just nothing?

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It's not going to wake up.

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You just hear air knocking?

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Turns out your hand

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is a lot stronger than mine,

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all right?

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Sorry.

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Teach me this...

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Knock.

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Knock, knock, knock.

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Knock.

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All right.

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I do that.

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I'm Bane on the door.

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Knock, knock, knock.

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Okay.

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Uh...

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I flipped a dark point.

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Shit.

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He's not going to wake up again.

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Well, now what?

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Because I am running

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on big breakfast bars.

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Should we just try to...

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Try to pick the lock?

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We still have the bikes.

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Like, why do we really need

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to go back to see Trapper?

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Just head to the warehouse

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and trap this dude.

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Yeah, but it's going to take time

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for us to set up the...

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The trap, though.

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Well, let's go get it done.

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Yeah, but...

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Well, no, no, not...

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It's going to take a while to...

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for the guy to set up.

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Oh.

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To meet.

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So he said...

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He said it should take a week.

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Oh, he did?

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Oh, I missed that.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Um...

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Hmm.

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Well, I'm a droid,

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so I'm just going to shut down

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for a week

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to you guys.

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So now it's just Sarn and Matt.

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I drive to...

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I say we should drive

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to the local Bounty Hunters Guild.

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Do you think they'll have any work?

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Well, there's only one way

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to find out.

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Well, they let me in

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because I know you.

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Yeah, just hide under my trench coat.

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I...

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Oh, wait, I don't have a trench coat.

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Can I hide underneath

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your head thingies?

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No, they're not big enough for that.

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Well.

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Um...

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Can you just...

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Could you just pull them up

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on your holonet?

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Yeah, but we don't have

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anywhere to go.

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It's like,

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we need to find somewhere to sleep.

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We need to do something here.

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We have nothing to do.

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Should we try to find a hotel?

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I don't know.

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I've lost.

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Your communicator is ringing.

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Answer it.

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Hello?

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Uh, hello, Mr. Skyblade.

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Who is this?

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This is Ken Forsen.

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The owner of the Spider Club.

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I just talked to you.

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Oh.

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How's it going, sir?

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It's going okay.

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Um...

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I just thought I should tell you,

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I have...

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I have...

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Not been able to get a hold of this guy.

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Um...

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If you remember,

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our agreement was I was gonna try and help

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set up some kind of trap.

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Um...

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But...

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So, bad news is...

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Can't get a hold of Kato.

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Um...

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Um...

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Which kind of makes sense

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because he owes me a lot of money.

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It...

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Yeah, it makes a lot of sense

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maybe why he wouldn't answer my calls.

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Um...

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However...

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Good news.

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Um...

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There's one of...

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There's one guy here,

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um...

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Who just stepped in

00:18:23

and has been playing Sabacc.

00:18:25

And...

00:18:26

He might be able to hook you guys up.

00:18:29

So, come back to the spider?

00:18:33

Well, I'm just...

00:18:34

Meet this fella.

00:18:35

I'm just saying, yeah,

00:18:36

this, this, uh...

00:18:37

This character,

00:18:38

I think he runs around in Kato's circles.

00:18:40

He might be the way to get to...

00:18:43

Kato.

00:18:46

Alright, then.

00:18:48

Let's get back on our bikes

00:18:50

and ride back.

00:18:51

I jump on a bike.

00:18:53

Oh.

00:18:53

I jump on the bike.

00:18:54

Also,

00:18:55

if you're able to find this Kato guy,

00:18:58

uh...

00:18:59

Just because of the amount of money

00:19:00

that he pays me

00:19:01

and also the, you know,

00:19:02

the sort of image

00:19:03

that I have to uphold here

00:19:05

at my parlor,

00:19:06

um...

00:19:07

I need to make an example out of him.

00:19:09

So, if you rough him up,

00:19:11

rough him up a little bit for me,

00:19:13

um...

00:19:14

There's a thousand credits for you.

00:19:16

in it for you.

00:19:18

Alright.

00:19:19

Alright.

00:19:20

Consider him...

00:19:21

No, not each.

00:19:22

Consider him rough.

00:19:23

You're gonna have to split it.

00:19:24

Uh, I know that's...

00:19:25

It's gonna be awkward

00:19:26

trying to split a thousand credits

00:19:27

between three people,

00:19:28

but I'm sure you guys

00:19:29

will figure it out.

00:19:30

Good.

00:19:31

Because we are murder hobos.

00:19:33

And...

00:19:34

We make it to 999.

00:19:36

You're asleep.

00:19:37

I can passively listen

00:19:41

while I am asleep.

00:19:43

Just call me Alexa.

00:19:47

Alright.

00:19:53

I say we head back

00:19:54

to the spider then.

00:19:55

Alright.

00:19:57

Should we wake up the droid?

00:20:01

I already told you

00:20:01

I can passively listen.

00:20:03

I have reactivated myself.

00:20:04

Alright.

00:20:06

Well, I guess we have no choice.

00:20:07

I say we leave him here.

00:20:09

I drove my bike

00:20:10

and speed away.

00:20:11

Oh no,

00:20:13

that's how it started last time.

00:20:15

But you turn around

00:20:16

and I'm clinging

00:20:17

onto the back of the bike.

00:20:18

Just like...

00:20:19

Like...

00:20:19

Only one hand on.

00:20:21

Just like...

00:20:21

Yeah, just like...

00:20:23

Alright.

00:20:23

Uh, roll an agility check.

00:20:24

Fluttering in the wind.

00:20:25

Agility?

00:20:26

Yeah.

00:20:27

Hmm.

00:20:29

This is not gonna go well.

00:20:30

Not for a robot.

00:20:31

No, probably not.

00:20:32

Uh, and, um...

00:20:34

Let's see.

00:20:35

Grabbing onto a speeding...

00:20:36

You should be able to...

00:20:38

Well, it was...

00:20:39

It was still

00:20:40

when I grabbed onto it.

00:20:41

Uh...

00:20:42

Can you hold on?

00:20:44

Let's say it's, uh, hard.

00:20:46

There is no agility.

00:20:48

You mean athletics?

00:20:49

Oh, is that it?

00:20:50

Yeah, that's what I meant.

00:20:51

That's totally what I meant.

00:20:53

What do you think I meant?

00:20:54

What difficulty?

00:20:55

Uh, hard.

00:20:56

I almost succeeded.

00:21:04

You got an advantage.

00:21:06

You did get an advantage.

00:21:08

Great.

00:21:10

Good for me.

00:21:11

How...

00:21:12

How would you like to spend

00:21:13

your advantage?

00:21:14

Um, so,

00:21:16

clearly, I don't...

00:21:17

I'm not able to hang on,

00:21:18

but the thing that I grab for

00:21:21

is the fuel line hose,

00:21:23

and so,

00:21:23

by me going flying off of it,

00:21:25

I rip his fuel line hose off,

00:21:26

and he starts leaking fuel

00:21:27

and slowing down.

00:21:28

That is not an advantage.

00:21:30

That is the exact opposite.

00:21:33

It is for me.

00:21:34

I think that's a threat.

00:21:34

Okay.

00:21:36

So, as you did that,

00:21:38

um,

00:21:39

he very shortly runs out of fuel,

00:21:41

and he's within,

00:21:43

he's within eyesight and shout sight.

00:21:45

Um,

00:21:46

his speeder...

00:21:49

Damn it, R.A.

00:21:50

His speeder just peters out.

00:21:54

What the fuck were you thinking?

00:21:55

Now we got one.

00:21:56

Now we're all back to riding one?

00:21:58

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

00:22:00

Don't think I forgot

00:22:01

what happened earlier tonight.

00:22:02

I speed off.

00:22:03

All right.

00:22:05

I go to face the, uh...

00:22:06

He's an asshole

00:22:07

because I offered him a ride.

00:22:08

Okay.

00:22:09

Uh...

00:22:10

All right.

00:22:11

So now Mac is gone,

00:22:12

and it's just you two...

00:22:14

Break this speeder back.

00:22:15

I can fix it.

00:22:16

No, I try to fix it

00:22:17

because I'm going to leave his ass there.

00:22:19

All right.

00:22:19

Mechanics check.

00:22:20

Oh, I thought mechanics

00:22:24

was a lot better than that.

00:22:25

I have pretty decent mechanics.

00:22:30

Uh, I don't know

00:22:32

what your mechanics is.

00:22:33

Oh, no.

00:22:35

You're right.

00:22:35

All right.

00:22:38

Uh, easy, hard?

00:22:39

Uh, hard.

00:22:40

This isn't going to work out.

00:22:43

This isn't going to work out.

00:22:46

Failures and a threat.

00:22:49

Oh, a threat.

00:22:50

Okay.

00:22:51

Um, you...

00:22:52

Don't sound too excited.

00:22:53

I'm so excited.

00:22:55

All right.

00:22:55

Uh, your threat is...

00:22:57

What's wrong?

00:22:58

Um, you became

00:22:58

particularly frustrated

00:23:00

while you were doing it,

00:23:01

and you suffered a strain.

00:23:03

God damn it.

00:23:05

Uh, and you started swearing it.

00:23:09

This is definitely

00:23:10

an advantage for me.

00:23:11

Yeah, I don't like this.

00:23:13

Okay.

00:23:16

Wait, uh,

00:23:17

is the green bar health?

00:23:19

Um, I think so.

00:23:22

Oh, did you just change the strain?

00:23:24

I just changed the strain.

00:23:25

Oh, okay.

00:23:26

Yeah, you accidentally changed

00:23:27

wound, it looked like.

00:23:28

Yeah.

00:23:29

Okay.

00:23:29

Okay.

00:23:32

All right.

00:23:33

All right.

00:23:33

Well, I don't know how you expect me

00:23:35

to bring it back there, RX.

00:23:36

It's got no gas.

00:23:38

You guys are pretty far apart still.

00:23:40

I don't know how you expect me

00:23:43

to bring it back there.

00:23:44

It's got no gas because of you.

00:23:47

So you're going to have to come here

00:23:49

and fix it.

00:23:50

Okay.

00:23:52

Start walking.

00:23:53

But I'm,

00:23:55

I'm kind of,

00:23:56

I walk like,

00:23:56

it's going to take forever.

00:23:57

Yeah, I walk like C-3PO though,

00:23:58

so it's going to take a while.

00:24:03

I think those commando droids

00:24:04

have knees.

00:24:05

They can walk a little faster.

00:24:08

Okay.

00:24:11

All right.

00:24:13

Well, I guess I just wait.

00:24:14

This has been a very stimulating session

00:24:19

so far.

00:24:19

Okay.

00:24:20

So.

00:24:20

I find something to kick.

00:24:22

In the meantime,

00:24:23

Mac makes it to the Sabacc parlor,

00:24:26

walks in,

00:24:28

and sees Jolly G.

00:24:33

he's still at the Sabacc parlor.

00:24:34

I walk in,

00:24:36

hello spider.

00:24:38

Woo.

00:24:38

Everyone turns around

00:24:40

and looks at you for half a second

00:24:42

and then goes back

00:24:42

to what they were doing.

00:24:43

And they applaud.

00:24:45

No applause.

00:24:46

Why is that so mean

00:24:50

to Mac Skyblade?

00:24:51

But they hear you saying,

00:24:52

and they applaud.

00:24:54

And then they all roll their eyes.

00:24:57

Tell me at least,

00:24:57

tell me at least Jolly applaud.

00:25:00

No,

00:25:01

but he does notice you

00:25:02

and he's happy.

00:25:03

and he starts walking toward you.

00:25:04

Well,

00:25:05

Mr. Skyblade,

00:25:06

you just left me here.

00:25:07

I did not leave you.

00:25:10

I left you at a table.

00:25:11

I got you into a nice game.

00:25:12

Yeah,

00:25:13

you're right.

00:25:13

I mean,

00:25:14

you didn't get me there.

00:25:15

I mean,

00:25:15

I got me there.

00:25:16

They know me here.

00:25:17

This wasn't,

00:25:18

again,

00:25:18

this wasn't my first time here.

00:25:19

I brought you here.

00:25:21

Remember?

00:25:21

you didn't know where you were going.

00:25:23

You were lost,

00:25:24

as if I remember correctly.

00:25:25

And you didn't even remember

00:25:27

the name of it was the spider.

00:25:28

I do remember all of that.

00:25:31

And I do remember that

00:25:32

you're a dear friend.

00:25:34

Yeah.

00:25:34

Because you got me here.

00:25:35

All right.

00:25:36

Well,

00:25:38

what brings you back here?

00:25:39

I have to talk to,

00:25:41

oh,

00:25:42

God,

00:25:43

I'm so bad with names.

00:25:45

Well,

00:25:46

you wrote my name down.

00:25:47

Perhaps you could use that

00:25:48

in the future.

00:25:49

I got to talk to that

00:25:49

Corson fella.

00:25:50

Oh,

00:25:51

the Corson fella.

00:25:51

I got to talk.

00:25:52

Yeah,

00:25:53

the Corson fella.

00:25:54

The owner?

00:25:55

Yeah,

00:25:55

he's got the owner.

00:25:56

Well,

00:25:58

since I'm here,

00:26:00

how's the Sabacc games going?

00:26:01

I got to tell you,

00:26:02

not so good.

00:26:03

Not so good.

00:26:05

How so?

00:26:06

Well,

00:26:06

I've been losing.

00:26:08

That sucks for number one.

00:26:11

Yeah,

00:26:11

no,

00:26:11

not good.

00:26:12

Yeah,

00:26:14

and I've lost a few

00:26:16

choice bits of

00:26:17

jewelry

00:26:18

because,

00:26:20

let's say,

00:26:21

I'm a bit low

00:26:21

in liquid assets.

00:26:23

Oh,

00:26:25

goodness.

00:26:25

Oh,

00:26:27

God.

00:26:27

Yeah,

00:26:28

my wives are going to kill me.

00:26:30

Wives?

00:26:33

Oh,

00:26:34

yeah,

00:26:34

I have three wives.

00:26:36

Oh,

00:26:38

my goodness.

00:26:39

All right.

00:26:40

Three of them?

00:26:41

Now,

00:26:42

cut back over to

00:26:43

Saren and,

00:26:44

uh,

00:26:44

RX.

00:26:45

Uh,

00:26:45

RX,

00:26:45

you have just

00:26:46

walked,

00:26:47

finally made it up to,

00:26:48

to Saren.

00:26:49

Christ,

00:26:50

RX,

00:26:51

took you forever.

00:26:52

Yeah,

00:26:53

well,

00:26:54

think twice about leaving me behind next time.

00:26:56

Well,

00:26:57

don't pull on a fuel line,

00:26:58

and you could have rid with what's-his-nuts.

00:27:01

Oh,

00:27:01

no,

00:27:02

did you see how quickly he left without me?

00:27:03

He keeps blaming me for leaving him last time.

00:27:05

You did leave me.

00:27:06

Even though he didn't want to leave,

00:27:08

ride with the droid.

00:27:09

Racist asshole.

00:27:10

Sounds like something I'd forget.

00:27:12

He is a racist asshole.

00:27:14

You could have at least grabbed onto his.

00:27:17

I'm happy with my decision.

00:27:21

All right,

00:27:22

we'll just fix the damn thing,

00:27:23

please.

00:27:24

Okay.

00:27:25

So what is it,

00:27:25

a mechanics check?

00:27:26

Uh,

00:27:27

yeah.

00:27:27

Uh,

00:27:28

I believe it was hard,

00:27:29

right?

00:27:30

Yeah.

00:27:30

All right,

00:27:34

I'm flipping a lightside point.

00:27:35

Since I made the error,

00:27:36

I can fix it easier,

00:27:37

and so it's normal.

00:27:39

Um,

00:27:41

I think,

00:27:43

I think instead,

00:27:45

I think instead,

00:27:47

what,

00:27:48

it would be either,

00:27:50

um,

00:27:50

upgrading your role from,

00:27:53

one of them from a green to a yellow,

00:27:54

or a boost die.

00:27:56

Uh,

00:27:57

I don't take a yellow,

00:27:58

that's fine.

00:27:58

Okay.

00:27:58

Uh,

00:28:07

what are we gonna do?

00:28:10

You do have three advantages.

00:28:12

Yeah,

00:28:14

I don't know what that means.

00:28:15

Um,

00:28:16

the advantage system is not very well defined.

00:28:18

Um,

00:28:20

no,

00:28:20

it's a narrative advantage.

00:28:21

Yeah,

00:28:22

I know.

00:28:23

There is no narrative advantage.

00:28:24

here.

00:28:25

We just need to get to the damn place.

00:28:26

Um,

00:28:27

all right,

00:28:29

well,

00:28:29

I,

00:28:30

I'm like,

00:28:31

and I stand up,

00:28:33

and I see a taxi.

00:28:35

And I'm like,

00:28:36

ah,

00:28:37

we'll just go there.

00:28:38

We'll just take a taxi.

00:28:39

that's not,

00:28:41

that's not,

00:28:42

that's not,

00:28:42

that's not,

00:28:42

that's not the nature of an advantage.

00:28:43

It's supposed to be an advantage.

00:28:43

It's the outcome of the check.

00:28:44

Hmm.

00:28:47

So,

00:28:50

can it be that he was able to fix it,

00:28:53

but since the,

00:28:55

the fuel line broke,

00:28:55

we had no gas left.

00:28:56

Or just enough gas,

00:28:58

or something like,

00:28:59

you'll barely make it.

00:29:01

No,

00:29:02

because it's not fixed,

00:29:03

but we just don't have any gas now.

00:29:04

Uh,

00:29:06

okay.

00:29:07

I'll allow something like that.

00:29:09

Although technically,

00:29:10

that would be succeeding in some way.

00:29:12

That's more of a,

00:29:14

that would be more,

00:29:15

a success with like threats.

00:29:17

Right.

00:29:18

Rather than a failure with advantage.

00:29:20

How about this?

00:29:22

Can I,

00:29:23

can I just attempt the check again?

00:29:24

Unchanged.

00:29:25

Um,

00:29:26

and this time I'm doing something a little bit riskier.

00:29:28

Um,

00:29:30

and if I fail this time,

00:29:33

it'll blow up.

00:29:34

I like that.

00:29:36

Uh,

00:29:37

but not with the upgraded.

00:29:38

Um,

00:29:39

I said no change.

00:29:42

I know you said no change,

00:29:43

but.

00:29:44

Are you going to burn another light side point?

00:29:47

Please don't.

00:29:48

I have a plan.

00:29:49

Um,

00:29:49

no,

00:29:51

that was my advantage.

00:29:52

Trying it again is not an advantage.

00:29:55

I could just try it again anytime.

00:29:56

So I,

00:29:57

my advantage was that I got to keep my,

00:30:00

I learned from my mistake doing it wrong.

00:30:03

So I get to keep my upgraded dice.

00:30:05

Um,

00:30:06

all right,

00:30:07

fine.

00:30:08

That's not really how,

00:30:09

that's not really how any of this works.

00:30:11

I just,

00:30:13

I just have a sense.

00:30:14

seems a little vague.

00:30:15

I mean,

00:30:15

it's a little vague.

00:30:16

I mean,

00:30:16

it's purposefully vague and you know,

00:30:18

who gets to fill in the vape Vegas?

00:30:20

All of us.

00:30:21

Yeah.

00:30:22

Cooperative storytelling.

00:30:23

No,

00:30:24

it's,

00:30:24

it's God.

00:30:25

It's always God.

00:30:26

Well,

00:30:27

God agreed.

00:30:28

So too late to change your mind now.

00:30:30

It is way too late for me.

00:30:31

All right.

00:30:32

and you get an advantage.

00:30:33

That's okay.

00:30:36

How about that?

00:30:37

I'll retroactively apply the advantage.

00:30:38

Okay.

00:30:39

All right.

00:30:40

All right.

00:30:41

So you get,

00:30:42

you get the speeder started,

00:30:43

um,

00:30:44

and it starts floating.

00:30:45

It's,

00:30:46

it's,

00:30:46

it's rumbling,

00:30:47

uh,

00:30:48

but it looks like it's going to hold.

00:30:49

Yay.

00:30:51

Okay.

00:30:52

Let's go.

00:30:52

All right.

00:30:53

All right.

00:30:54

I jump on it.

00:30:55

Turn around.

00:30:56

Make sure RX actually gets on at this time.

00:31:00

I do have my hand.

00:31:03

You turn around and I have my,

00:31:04

and I have my hand on the fuel.

00:31:05

I just expect you to blast off again.

00:31:08

God damn it.

00:31:10

RX,

00:31:10

get on the damn ship.

00:31:12

I climb on.

00:31:14

All right.

00:31:15

So then I,

00:31:17

uh,

00:31:17

throttle up and go to the spider.

00:31:20

Okay.

00:31:21

Uh,

00:31:23

you guys pull up to the spider.

00:31:25

Your speeder just barely makes it.

00:31:29

You run out of gas.

00:31:30

Just in view of the spider.

00:31:32

Um,

00:31:33

and it just,

00:31:34

it just falls.

00:31:35

Cause after you run out of gas,

00:31:36

it falls.

00:31:37

The repulsor lifts just kind of fall.

00:31:38

And it's like right in front of the casino or not casino,

00:31:42

but the parlor.

00:31:42

Um,

00:31:44

and you walk in and you see,

00:31:47

you see,

00:31:49

you see,

00:31:49

uh,

00:31:50

Mac and Jolly G in the parlor.

00:31:54

Uh,

00:31:55

Mac,

00:31:56

what are you and Jolly G doing?

00:31:57

We're hanging out,

00:32:00

chatting.

00:32:00

I'm,

00:32:01

uh,

00:32:01

discussing how many wives he has and how many bad decisions that is.

00:32:05

And,

00:32:08

uh,

00:32:08

you know,

00:32:09

we're really just bonding.

00:32:10

I mean,

00:32:10

this guy is a great,

00:32:11

I,

00:32:11

I'm just really,

00:32:12

really enamored with this guy's salt of the earth attitude.

00:32:15

And the fact that he has a nice vest.

00:32:17

Okay.

00:32:18

Uh,

00:32:18

so you walk in and,

00:32:20

uh,

00:32:21

and they are just me,

00:32:23

you know,

00:32:23

neck deep in conversation.

00:32:25

ARX.

00:32:27

Yes.

00:32:28

you think he's going to try to take him back to the,

00:32:30

uh,

00:32:30

to Jolly G's house.

00:32:32

Have,

00:32:35

have another wife.

00:32:36

The probability of this happening is roughly 27.2%.

00:32:42

it.

00:32:42

So it is not impossible.

00:32:45

I like those odds.

00:32:47

Don't tell me the odds.

00:32:54

all right.

00:32:55

Um,

00:32:56

do,

00:32:57

do,

00:32:57

do,

00:32:57

do,

00:32:57

uh,

00:32:59

well,

00:33:00

I,

00:33:01

I walk over to Mac and go,

00:33:03

what did you find out since we've been here?

00:33:05

Or since you've been here?

00:33:06

Uh,

00:33:08

this guy has three wives,

00:33:09

man.

00:33:09

Can you buy,

00:33:10

give a shit about his wives?

00:33:13

Oh,

00:33:14

then I haven't found anything out.

00:33:15

But I got here before you and in style,

00:33:21

everyone applauded when I walked in,

00:33:24

you wouldn't believe it.

00:33:24

It's like,

00:33:25

I'm a celebrity here.

00:33:25

Jolly G.

00:33:27

Is that true?

00:33:27

Uh,

00:33:29

no,

00:33:29

I don't think so.

00:33:30

Uh,

00:33:31

but he's pretty cool.

00:33:34

I believe,

00:33:38

I believe exactly one of those statements.

00:33:41

I mean,

00:33:41

I love,

00:33:42

I love his taste in vests.

00:33:43

In fact,

00:33:44

we traded vests.

00:33:45

Did you even notice?

00:33:46

We got each other's vests on right now.

00:33:48

Cool.

00:33:49

And they thumbs up each other.

00:33:54

All right.

00:33:55

Matt,

00:33:56

go talk to the owner.

00:33:57

See where this guy's at.

00:33:59

All right.

00:34:00

Wait,

00:34:00

before I leave,

00:34:01

what's his name again?

00:34:02

Orson Wells.

00:34:06

Oh,

00:34:06

what were you asking?

00:34:07

Anyone.

00:34:09

I was in character,

00:34:14

but I know.

00:34:15

I can't answer you in character.

00:34:17

Oh,

00:34:19

I guess,

00:34:20

I guess I am.

00:34:20

I guess I am.

00:34:21

Uh,

00:34:21

I can answer his job.

00:34:23

You're a regular here.

00:34:24

Yeah,

00:34:25

I'm a regular.

00:34:25

Yeah.

00:34:26

The guy's name's Corson.

00:34:27

How many times I got to tell you that?

00:34:29

Corson.

00:34:29

His name is Corson.

00:34:30

You wrote my name down.

00:34:32

Why don't you write his name down?

00:34:33

You got a book for it.

00:34:35

Take it easy,

00:34:35

Steve.

00:34:36

I'm sorry.

00:34:37

His vest is really going to my head.

00:34:38

The Buster.

00:34:41

All right.

00:34:41

We switch,

00:34:41

we switch Buster's back.

00:34:43

Cause I,

00:34:44

I look fashionable in my Buster.

00:34:45

Yeah,

00:34:45

it looks better than you.

00:34:46

I mean,

00:34:47

and,

00:34:48

uh,

00:34:49

but I will,

00:34:49

I,

00:34:49

man,

00:34:50

what do you got in those pockets there?

00:34:52

Uh,

00:34:53

rations.

00:34:54

My wife.

00:34:55

My wife.

00:34:55

My wife.

00:34:56

No,

00:35:00

no.

00:35:00

Well,

00:35:01

I mean,

00:35:01

I lost one wife in the Sabacc game.

00:35:03

I used to have four.

00:35:05

Oh,

00:35:07

I'm so sorry.

00:35:09

Nah,

00:35:10

don't worry about it.

00:35:11

It's fine.

00:35:12

Okay.

00:35:15

Um,

00:35:17

so he says,

00:35:18

I think Corson,

00:35:18

he usually sits over there in that booth.

00:35:20

All right.

00:35:23

I think we should all walk up to him.

00:35:25

Yeah.

00:35:26

You guys are being my entourage.

00:35:28

I just started strutting across.

00:35:32

Yeah.

00:35:33

Yeah.

00:35:33

We got to walk together,

00:35:34

but we got to strut a little bit.

00:35:36

You know,

00:35:36

we're a crew,

00:35:37

you know,

00:35:38

the Kahuna waves.

00:35:39

That's so some pride.

00:35:40

Come on.

00:35:40

Yeah.

00:35:41

But never call me your entourage.

00:35:43

All right.

00:35:43

Fair enough.

00:35:44

That's a good,

00:35:45

that's a good,

00:35:46

reasonable thing.

00:35:47

Let's now strut.

00:35:48

And so we still start strutting.

00:35:52

What did I do?

00:35:53

I'm a robot though.

00:35:54

So I'm like trying to strut,

00:35:56

but it really comes more across.

00:35:58

You're the one with actual struts.

00:36:00

You're the one with actual struts.

00:36:01

Yes.

00:36:03

That's,

00:36:04

but that's wordplay.

00:36:04

That doesn't actually teach me how to walk.

00:36:06

Cool.

00:36:07

Okay.

00:36:10

So I look kind of like a puppet.

00:36:11

Being jerked by some.

00:36:14

Yeah.

00:36:15

Being what?

00:36:16

I saw invisible strings.

00:36:17

Jerked.

00:36:19

Cool.

00:36:20

There are other,

00:36:21

there are other meanings for that word,

00:36:23

Tony.

00:36:23

Sorry to break.

00:36:24

Yeah.

00:36:24

So I walk up to the,

00:36:29

I walk up to the table and I see Mr.

00:36:32

Orson,

00:36:32

sir.

00:36:32

How's it going?

00:36:33

Orson.

00:36:33

His name is Corson.

00:36:35

Excuse me.

00:36:37

What did you call me?

00:36:38

He didn't notice.

00:36:39

Mr.

00:36:40

Corson.

00:36:40

Of course.

00:36:41

Thank you.

00:36:42

That'll be Mr.

00:36:43

Finn to you.

00:36:44

All right,

00:36:46

Mr.

00:36:46

Finn.

00:36:47

Finn.

00:36:47

Wait,

00:36:48

hold on.

00:36:48

What is it?

00:36:49

It's Finn.

00:36:51

Sweet.

00:36:52

Even you forgot.

00:36:53

Even you forgot.

00:36:55

It's been a long time.

00:36:56

Were you a character?

00:36:56

I'm a character.

00:36:57

I'm a character.

00:36:58

That'll be funny if he forgot his name.

00:37:02

Something I could just turn around.

00:37:03

See,

00:37:03

I'm not the only one.

00:37:04

He forgets his own name.

00:37:06

Would come as requested.

00:37:10

Oh,

00:37:11

well,

00:37:12

I mean,

00:37:12

I didn't request,

00:37:13

but if you guys are looking to get a hold of that Kato person,

00:37:18

as I am,

00:37:19

I would look over there and he points and you see this,

00:37:25

um,

00:37:27

Feline person at the Sabacc table.

00:37:31

and he's got two humans with him.

00:37:34

Did you see him come up here?

00:37:37

Mm-hmm.

00:37:39

And they are playing Sabacc.

00:37:42

Hey,

00:37:43

I was sitting at the table.

00:37:45

It was also in the booth.

00:37:46

What's that?

00:37:48

You use the same picture.

00:37:51

Oh,

00:37:52

yeah.

00:37:52

Okay.

00:37:54

Sorry.

00:37:55

This guy here?

00:37:56

It looks like a,

00:37:56

that guy's,

00:37:57

yeah,

00:37:57

that's not,

00:37:57

Alex.

00:37:58

Yeah.

00:38:00

This guy is the same picture as.

00:38:02

Yeah.

00:38:02

Because Boo called that the owner.

00:38:04

So I've just made it.

00:38:05

Oh,

00:38:05

he's not in two places.

00:38:07

Gotcha.

00:38:09

I thought maybe he had a twin.

00:38:10

That's just decoy.

00:38:12

No,

00:38:12

these pictures aren't supposed to be exactly what you see.

00:38:15

Uh,

00:38:15

but yeah.

00:38:17

So anyway,

00:38:18

it's exactly what I see.

00:38:19

Yes,

00:38:19

it's,

00:38:20

that's true.

00:38:21

Okay.

00:38:21

Sarn.

00:38:22

All right,

00:38:24

but no,

00:38:25

Sarn wants to sit there and play it.

00:38:27

Sarn wants to sit there.

00:38:28

You guys are still talking.

00:38:32

You guys are still talking to Corson.

00:38:33

So that fellow over there.

00:38:37

Yes.

00:38:40

Let us go.

00:38:40

All right.

00:38:42

What is his name?

00:38:43

Um,

00:38:45

you know,

00:38:46

I don't know his name.

00:38:47

I'm sorry.

00:38:50

I've just seen,

00:38:50

I've just seen,

00:38:50

how do you know we should talk to him?

00:38:52

Why are we talking to him?

00:38:53

What does he know about Kato?

00:38:55

Because they pal around together.

00:38:57

Oh,

00:38:59

you,

00:38:59

uh,

00:38:59

okay.

00:39:00

All right.

00:39:02

Let's make our way across this hip music.

00:39:06

Uh,

00:39:08

shall I continue to stroll?

00:39:09

Yeah.

00:39:11

Stroll.

00:39:11

You strut your,

00:39:12

you strut your,

00:39:13

you strut those bolts.

00:39:15

Yeah.

00:39:17

You strut those struts.

00:39:18

One thing before,

00:39:19

one thing before you go,

00:39:21

one thing before you go,

00:39:23

I'm thinking this Kato guy,

00:39:26

you're looking,

00:39:28

you guys are looking for him.

00:39:30

Yeah.

00:39:31

Uh,

00:39:32

I think so.

00:39:33

We know he owes you money.

00:39:34

We'll beat him up.

00:39:36

Right.

00:39:36

But rough him up.

00:39:38

I heard that he had betrayed the black son.

00:39:42

Oh,

00:39:44

the black son.

00:39:47

Yeah.

00:39:48

I thought he betrayed the pikes.

00:39:49

No,

00:39:50

he didn't betray the black son.

00:39:51

He betrayed someone else.

00:39:52

Oh,

00:39:53

the pikes.

00:39:53

Tricked you.

00:39:54

So,

00:39:55

so anyway,

00:39:57

uh,

00:39:58

yes,

00:39:58

he betrayed the pikes for the black son.

00:40:01

Now,

00:40:02

I might wonder myself if a man who's willing to betray the pikes might also betray the black son.

00:40:11

And perhaps the black son might want to know about that.

00:40:14

Anyway,

00:40:16

go,

00:40:17

go ahead.

00:40:18

Go,

00:40:18

go play the box.

00:40:19

See what you can find out from that.

00:40:21

Feline over there.

00:40:24

All right.

00:40:24

I go and sit down at the table to play Sabacc.

00:40:27

I sit down next to the Feline.

00:40:30

Okay.

00:40:31

Or as close as I can.

00:40:32

It looks like I have to sit on the right side.

00:40:34

Yeah.

00:40:35

Well,

00:40:35

again,

00:40:36

this is not supposed to be perfectly how it's laid out,

00:40:38

but he's flanked on both sides by a human.

00:40:41

So he's got a human on the left and a human on the right.

00:40:43

Okay.

00:40:46

All right.

00:40:47

And so who's,

00:40:49

who sits down at the table?

00:40:50

I do.

00:40:51

Okay.

00:40:53

I sit down.

00:40:53

I sit next to the star.

00:40:55

And then.

00:40:55

So you guys are both sitting at the table.

00:40:57

You both go to sit down at the table.

00:41:00

Okay.

00:41:00

Well,

00:41:01

the dealer says,

00:41:01

what a,

00:41:02

what a conveniently empty Sabacc table.

00:41:04

Yeah.

00:41:05

Um,

00:41:06

yeah,

00:41:08

you're right.

00:41:08

It is full.

00:41:09

So there's one,

00:41:11

there's one space open that maybe if you,

00:41:13

if you can nuzzle in some space,

00:41:15

uh,

00:41:16

but the dealer stops you and says,

00:41:18

Hey,

00:41:18

Hey,

00:41:19

you can't just sit down here.

00:41:20

You got to buy in.

00:41:22

How much is the buy-in?

00:41:24

Buy-in is 25 credits.

00:41:25

Okay.

00:41:28

Give me one second.

00:41:29

I need to check out my pockets here.

00:41:32

Let's see how many credits.

00:41:34

Check out my pockets.

00:41:35

All right.

00:41:37

I toss in 25 credits.

00:41:39

Okay.

00:41:42

Great.

00:41:43

Gambling.

00:41:46

Okay.

00:41:46

And.

00:41:48

All right.

00:41:51

I see that goes into the pot.

00:41:53

All right.

00:41:56

See the bartender making a drink that has like a live lizard creature in it.

00:41:59

And so I'm very curious about this.

00:42:02

And I go walk up and just watch.

00:42:03

At the bartender.

00:42:05

Yeah.

00:42:06

Okay.

00:42:07

So you're not even at the table.

00:42:08

No.

00:42:09

Okay.

00:42:10

I'm not a place to buy.

00:42:11

I won't be the use.

00:42:12

Okay.

00:42:13

All right.

00:42:14

So the table is now.

00:42:15

The table is talking at this point.

00:42:18

Uh,

00:42:19

you see that the fleen leans in and he says,

00:42:22

I wager here on this next hand.

00:42:25

Wait on.

00:42:26

Let's see.

00:42:26

I wager on this next hand.

00:42:29

15 credits.

00:42:32

Uh,

00:42:37

everybody at the table needs to match this wager.

00:42:40

If they wish to play in this hand.

00:42:41

He also says clarifying the rules for some reason.

00:42:44

All right.

00:42:46

I will.

00:42:47

Throw in 15 credits.

00:42:49

Okay.

00:42:50

All right.

00:42:55

And.

00:42:57

All right.

00:43:00

All right.

00:43:00

Yeah.

00:43:01

I'm going to flip a light side point to say that earlier.

00:43:05

I was just trying to,

00:43:08

um,

00:43:09

hustle the guys on the table by acting like I didn't know how to play.

00:43:12

And I've been playing my entire life.

00:43:14

Okay.

00:43:15

I think that's a fair trade.

00:43:17

Okay.

00:43:18

Um,

00:43:20

I'm actually pretty decent.

00:43:21

And I,

00:43:22

well,

00:43:22

I know all the rules and I know how to play.

00:43:26

Okay.

00:43:27

Uh,

00:43:28

use your cool.

00:43:29

Okay.

00:43:31

To,

00:43:31

uh,

00:43:33

assemble your dice pool.

00:43:33

Mm-hmm.

00:43:35

And let's say that the first roll is a average difficulty dice.

00:43:38

Okay.

00:43:40

Okay.

00:43:44

That's not necessarily a success,

00:43:46

although our failure,

00:43:47

uh,

00:43:48

what was the roll?

00:43:49

All right.

00:43:49

So we leave that on.

00:43:50

And then the player rolls the dice,

00:43:53

leaving the dice on the,

00:43:55

on the table and then roll a force die to illustrate the shifting nature of the card signs.

00:44:00

A force die.

00:44:08

I imagine that's not good.

00:44:10

Okay.

00:44:10

So that flips each,

00:44:12

for each dark side,

00:44:14

one success and one advantage are converted into a failure and threat.

00:44:18

Um,

00:44:20

so just one threat.

00:44:23

Okay.

00:44:24

Okay.

00:44:28

Um,

00:44:29

so you lose that hand.

00:44:31

Ha.

00:44:35

You know what?

00:44:36

Not so easy,

00:44:37

is it?

00:44:38

Never said it was easy.

00:44:41

What's your name,

00:44:43

stranger?

00:44:43

Nah,

00:44:46

nah,

00:44:47

nah,

00:44:47

nah.

00:44:47

Let's get,

00:44:48

let's get into this first.

00:44:50

How about 10 on this one?

00:44:52

10 credits?

00:44:53

10 more credits.

00:44:55

All right,

00:44:56

fine.

00:44:56

Take it easy on you this time.

00:44:58

Um,

00:45:03

let's say it's,

00:45:04

um,

00:45:04

difficult this time.

00:45:05

Cool against difficult.

00:45:07

Are you just taking it easy on me this time?

00:45:11

Well,

00:45:13

no,

00:45:13

because of the,

00:45:14

um,

00:45:15

the wager.

00:45:18

Oh.

00:45:18

Oh,

00:45:21

wager.

00:45:21

Okay,

00:45:27

now a forced die.

00:45:28

So.

00:45:37

The lizard guys in Star Wars are called Fosk,

00:45:40

right?

00:45:40

What's that?

00:45:42

What's the lizard alien race that Trask is?

00:45:46

Trask?

00:45:47

Is it Trandoshan?

00:45:49

Trandoshan.

00:45:50

Okay,

00:45:50

the Trandoshans.

00:45:51

Okay,

00:45:51

so,

00:45:52

um,

00:45:52

that dark flips your,

00:45:56

one of your successes into a failure,

00:45:58

and you lose again.

00:46:00

Wait a minute,

00:46:01

you can do that with a light side or dark side point?

00:46:04

Can we do that with lights and dark side points?

00:46:04

No,

00:46:04

no,

00:46:05

no,

00:46:05

no,

00:46:05

this is Sabacc.

00:46:06

Yeah,

00:46:07

we're playing Sabacc.

00:46:07

This is the rules for Sabacc.

00:46:08

But you rolled,

00:46:12

you,

00:46:12

you flipped a dice roll.

00:46:14

Yeah,

00:46:14

that's the rules for Sabacc.

00:46:16

mess with,

00:46:17

oh,

00:46:18

I thought Sabacc was a card game.

00:46:21

It sounds like,

00:46:21

it sounds like a,

00:46:22

well,

00:46:24

we don't have cards.

00:46:25

Uh,

00:46:28

so,

00:46:28

so,

00:46:29

so you,

00:46:29

you lose again.

00:46:31

Uh,

00:46:31

let's go back over to,

00:46:33

um,

00:46:34

well,

00:46:35

Mac is just watching.

00:46:36

Oh,

00:46:38

it hasn't said anything.

00:46:39

Uh,

00:46:39

our,

00:46:39

our acts is out at the bar.

00:46:41

Um,

00:46:42

there's a Trandoshan now,

00:46:43

and it's like,

00:46:44

taking the shot,

00:46:45

eating a little lizard.

00:46:47

And I'm just kind of like,

00:46:48

interesting.

00:46:50

Okay.

00:46:52

Um,

00:46:53

the bartenders come back to you.

00:46:56

Well,

00:46:56

bartender,

00:46:57

the,

00:46:57

um,

00:46:57

the Troy.

00:46:59

and,

00:46:59

oh,

00:47:00

you guys are back,

00:47:00

huh?

00:47:01

Yes.

00:47:04

Unfortunately,

00:47:05

you know,

00:47:06

I don't see a lot of droids here,

00:47:08

and neither do I,

00:47:09

the other one says.

00:47:10

Uh,

00:47:11

yes,

00:47:11

you mentioned that last time.

00:47:13

Yeah,

00:47:13

you guys,

00:47:14

it doesn't really make sense for you to be here.

00:47:15

Uh,

00:47:16

what's going on?

00:47:16

Oh,

00:47:18

I'm just here with my companions.

00:47:19

Oh,

00:47:20

did you like that one?

00:47:21

They're seeking.

00:47:21

That one with the lizard?

00:47:23

Oh,

00:47:25

that was an interesting drink.

00:47:26

I am very interested in things I have never seen before.

00:47:29

Oh,

00:47:30

well,

00:47:31

let me show you this.

00:47:32

and then he makes a drink with,

00:47:33

uh,

00:47:34

a different kind of lizard,

00:47:35

um,

00:47:36

and then lights it on fire.

00:47:38

Uh,

00:47:39

and it,

00:47:39

it just burns into the drink.

00:47:42

Interesting,

00:47:45

but slightly derivative.

00:47:46

Yeah,

00:47:47

it's quite,

00:47:47

it's somewhat derivative.

00:47:49

Uh,

00:47:51

but still,

00:47:51

I am intrigued.

00:47:52

Thank you for showing this to me.

00:47:54

I cannot imbibe it though,

00:47:56

as I am a droid.

00:47:57

Yeah,

00:47:58

no,

00:47:58

but do you want to,

00:47:59

you want to try burning one?

00:48:01

Don't need to ask me twice,

00:48:05

friend.

00:48:06

All right.

00:48:07

When it comes to burning things.

00:48:09

He hands you,

00:48:11

uh,

00:48:12

both a lizard,

00:48:13

a drink,

00:48:13

and a lighter.

00:48:14

Uh,

00:48:15

it's a plasma lighter,

00:48:17

I guess.

00:48:17

Okay.

00:48:19

Uh,

00:48:20

I would roll a coordinations.

00:48:23

Roll a coordination,

00:48:25

okay.

00:48:25

And it's,

00:48:27

it's,

00:48:27

it's average.

00:48:28

Coordination.

00:48:31

And what,

00:48:32

what difficulty?

00:48:33

Uh,

00:48:34

average.

00:48:35

It'd be two.

00:48:35

Hey,

00:48:41

failed.

00:48:42

Failed.

00:48:42

Uh,

00:48:43

but with two advantages.

00:48:44

Okay.

00:48:46

Um,

00:48:47

so,

00:48:49

I go to,

00:48:51

I guess,

00:48:53

light,

00:48:53

the lizard,

00:48:54

and,

00:48:55

being an uncoordinated droid,

00:48:58

I fail,

00:48:59

uh,

00:49:00

and I throw my arms up,

00:49:01

uh,

00:49:02

because I start stumbling,

00:49:03

and the lizard flies through the air,

00:49:05

and it lands on,

00:49:08

the guy whose name we don't know yet,

00:49:10

Ted.

00:49:11

At the sabacc table.

00:49:15

Okay.

00:49:15

Okay.

00:49:16

Uh,

00:49:16

okay,

00:49:17

so,

00:49:17

so this,

00:49:17

this lizard lands on his,

00:49:20

his head,

00:49:21

and he goes,

00:49:22

ha,

00:49:22

ha,

00:49:23

ha,

00:49:23

ha,

00:49:23

ha,

00:49:24

ha,

00:49:24

whoa,

00:49:24

a lizard landed on your head.

00:49:26

Ha,

00:49:26

ha,

00:49:27

ha,

00:49:27

ha,

00:49:27

ha,

00:49:27

ha,

00:49:28

and then,

00:49:28

and then one of the other guys says,

00:49:29

I got it,

00:49:30

boss,

00:49:30

I got it,

00:49:31

and he smacks it.

00:49:32

And while he smacks it,

00:49:34

of course,

00:49:35

it hits both the lizard,

00:49:36

and the lizard being on his head,

00:49:37

it hits his head.

00:49:38

So he's like,

00:49:39

ah,

00:49:39

goddammit,

00:49:40

you dolt.

00:49:40

And,

00:49:41

uh,

00:49:42

you know,

00:49:43

that's that.

00:49:44

But we got a slapstick routine out of that.

00:49:47

Yes,

00:49:47

yes.

00:49:48

I get up,

00:49:49

and I slap the guy who slapped him in the head.

00:49:51

Excuse me.

00:49:54

Yes,

00:49:54

keep it going.

00:49:54

And then you,

00:49:55

then,

00:49:56

and then he stands,

00:49:56

then all three of them stand up.

00:49:59

Says,

00:49:59

who,

00:49:59

who do you think you are?

00:50:02

Well,

00:50:02

you don't hit your boss like that.

00:50:03

I tell you,

00:50:06

I,

00:50:06

I,

00:50:06

that's outstepping.

00:50:09

You know,

00:50:09

but he slaps my men.

00:50:10

Or my women.

00:50:12

Yeah.

00:50:12

When he slapped you.

00:50:14

Yeah,

00:50:15

he was looking out for my safety.

00:50:17

I don't think that is.

00:50:19

Which one are these?

00:50:20

Your men or your women?

00:50:21

All right.

00:50:25

Uh,

00:50:25

roll a,

00:50:28

both of you,

00:50:29

roll a hard,

00:50:31

leadership check.

00:50:32

Um,

00:50:33

Sarn.

00:50:34

And,

00:50:35

a hard charm check for,

00:50:38

Mac.

00:50:39

Ha!

00:50:43

Is it three difficulty at hard?

00:50:47

Yes.

00:50:48

Is that right?

00:50:48

Haven't you been flipping dark set points?

00:50:53

How come we don't have any light set points?

00:50:55

I flipped one.

00:50:57

No,

00:50:57

I used them all.

00:50:59

You used one and I used one.

00:51:00

Hey,

00:51:00

what are you doing?

00:51:01

You flipped a dark set point recently.

00:51:04

To turn his,

00:51:06

to fail his role.

00:51:07

I did already.

00:51:07

I had already clicked it.

00:51:09

No,

00:51:09

that was part of Sabacc.

00:51:11

Yes,

00:51:11

again,

00:51:12

that is the rules of the game.

00:51:13

The Sabacc rules.

00:51:15

All right.

00:51:15

Okay.

00:51:18

Okay.

00:51:19

I mean,

00:51:20

both.

00:51:20

You're just using those,

00:51:21

that wasn't,

00:51:22

you're just using those dice for it.

00:51:23

Right.

00:51:24

Okay.

00:51:24

So you both succeeded.

00:51:25

All right.

00:51:26

So you both simultaneously,

00:51:28

um,

00:51:29

charmed him,

00:51:31

uh,

00:51:32

with your joke about,

00:51:33

about one of them being women.

00:51:36

I said,

00:51:36

yeah,

00:51:37

he is kind of a fancy boy,

00:51:38

huh?

00:51:39

And,

00:51:39

uh,

00:51:40

the leadership,

00:51:40

he says,

00:51:41

I like your spunk.

00:51:42

You,

00:51:42

you young lay man,

00:51:46

you twilight,

00:51:48

you.

00:51:48

Thank you.

00:51:50

Well,

00:51:51

um,

00:51:51

thank you for standing up for my honor.

00:51:53

How about you say,

00:51:54

and then I go and shake his hand and say,

00:51:57

Sarn Turbo.

00:51:58

Sarn Turbo.

00:51:59

Well,

00:52:00

nice to meet you,

00:52:00

Mr.

00:52:01

Mr.

00:52:01

Uh,

00:52:02

Turbo.

00:52:02

Uh,

00:52:03

I am,

00:52:04

what is my name?

00:52:07

I'm going to write this down.

00:52:09

Sarn Turbo.

00:52:09

What,

00:52:12

Sarn Turbo?

00:52:13

Oh,

00:52:13

I know my name.

00:52:14

I am Varanus.

00:52:17

Oh,

00:52:20

that's so easy to remember.

00:52:22

How old do I write this?

00:52:25

Varanus.

00:52:27

And then he looks,

00:52:29

he looks over,

00:52:30

and,

00:52:31

Mac,

00:52:31

did you write that down?

00:52:32

Something.

00:52:33

Hey,

00:52:33

you,

00:52:34

other human,

00:52:35

the,

00:52:36

the funny one.

00:52:39

Yes,

00:52:40

sir.

00:52:40

Yeah.

00:52:40

Do you want to spot at this table?

00:52:41

You want in on the next hand?

00:52:42

Oh,

00:52:44

sure.

00:52:45

I've never played before,

00:52:46

sir.

00:52:46

I'd ever,

00:52:47

uh,

00:52:47

shut up and sit down.

00:52:48

Max Skyblade.

00:52:51

Oh,

00:52:52

right.

00:52:52

I didn't know it.

00:52:52

Extraordinaire and smuglord.

00:52:55

You didn't have to ask.

00:52:56

I know,

00:52:56

I know it's been spread around the whole bar here.

00:52:59

I'm pretty big around these parts.

00:53:01

Yeah.

00:53:01

You keep announcing yourself when you walk in.

00:53:03

Uh,

00:53:04

they're calling you.

00:53:05

How come you didn't know my name?

00:53:06

They're calling you the spider guy.

00:53:08

All right.

00:53:08

Now let's get in.

00:53:11

I say we start this at 15.

00:53:13

What do you say?

00:53:13

All right.

00:53:16

Good for 15.

00:53:18

All right.

00:53:19

Roll your cool.

00:53:21

Who me?

00:53:25

Against.

00:53:25

Both of you.

00:53:26

Um,

00:53:27

well,

00:53:28

it's average again.

00:53:33

right.

00:53:34

And.

00:53:37

Wait,

00:53:39

we both can't win though,

00:53:40

right?

00:53:40

No,

00:53:41

no,

00:53:41

no,

00:53:41

no,

00:53:41

no.

00:53:41

You still have to,

00:53:42

you still have to roll the light side point.

00:53:43

Or I mean,

00:53:44

the destiny roll.

00:53:45

Force die,

00:53:46

I mean.

00:53:46

I do.

00:53:51

Uh,

00:53:52

both of you.

00:53:53

So just one force die?

00:53:56

Yep.

00:53:56

Okay.

00:54:02

so,

00:54:03

uh,

00:54:04

Mac loses,

00:54:04

uh,

00:54:05

but Sarn,

00:54:06

Sarn wins.

00:54:07

Uh,

00:54:08

and then you get,

00:54:09

you get yours plus 15 from the pot.

00:54:12

So you win 30 on that hand.

00:54:15

Yeah,

00:54:15

but there should be at least.

00:54:16

Yeah.

00:54:16

Okay.

00:54:16

So it's mine plus 30.

00:54:18

No.

00:54:19

Why not?

00:54:21

There's three of us playing.

00:54:22

They still have to be playing.

00:54:24

If everyone's matching 15,

00:54:28

there would be 45 in the pot.

00:54:31

Right.

00:54:32

Does the house take some?

00:54:36

No,

00:54:36

on a success,

00:54:37

the PC wins back his wager.

00:54:38

For each additional success,

00:54:40

he wins another wager's worth from the pot.

00:54:42

So you have,

00:54:44

did you have a failure?

00:54:46

Yeah.

00:54:46

So you actually have two,

00:54:48

two successes.

00:54:49

So yes,

00:54:50

you would win 30.

00:54:51

Your,

00:54:52

your wage plus 30.

00:54:54

So 45.

00:54:56

Okay.

00:54:56

Well,

00:54:59

look at that.

00:55:00

He's,

00:55:00

uh,

00:55:00

the,

00:55:01

the fleet says,

00:55:02

it looks like,

00:55:03

uh,

00:55:03

you can play this stupid game.

00:55:05

Hey man,

00:55:08

blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while.

00:55:10

Sorry.

00:55:11

Blind space squirrel finds space.

00:55:13

Not every once in a while.

00:55:14

Vest man over there.

00:55:16

Isn't doing too hot though.

00:55:18

He looks kind of lost.

00:55:19

He never does.

00:55:20

He always does.

00:55:22

All right.

00:55:26

Uh,

00:55:26

back over with our acts at the bar.

00:55:28

Uh,

00:55:29

the,

00:55:30

the bartenders.

00:55:30

Uh,

00:55:31

yeah,

00:55:31

that went real smooth last time.

00:55:33

Uh,

00:55:34

that could have been some,

00:55:35

that could have turned out very bad.

00:55:38

That man is quite a hothead too.

00:55:40

Uh,

00:55:40

those criminals always are.

00:55:43

Sorry.

00:55:44

I am a droid.

00:55:45

We are not the most coordinated.

00:55:46

Yeah.

00:55:47

I'm almost,

00:55:48

I almost regret giving that to you.

00:55:51

Although it was quite amusing.

00:55:52

Eh,

00:55:55

all is well that ends well.

00:55:56

Yeah,

00:55:57

I suppose so.

00:55:57

Uh,

00:56:02

now what for you?

00:56:05

I can't tell if he's frozen.

00:56:15

I'm thinking.

00:56:16

Okay.

00:56:18

Uh,

00:56:20

wow.

00:56:21

Is there anyone at the bar who ever,

00:56:34

uh,

00:56:34

you ever saw fraternizing with Kato?

00:56:36

Well,

00:56:39

not particularly.

00:56:41

Other than the hothead playing Sabacc.

00:56:43

Well,

00:56:43

I,

00:56:43

yeah,

00:56:44

I guess every,

00:56:44

Kato and everyone involved with him is a hothead.

00:56:48

Uh,

00:56:48

but around here,

00:56:50

um,

00:56:50

yeah,

00:56:51

there's some criminals around here who may have worked with him.

00:56:53

Um,

00:56:56

I don't see anyone in particular here.

00:57:00

Do you know any names?

00:57:03

Names of people?

00:57:05

The criminals that worked with him.

00:57:07

Yeah,

00:57:08

let's,

00:57:08

uh,

00:57:09

hold on.

00:57:27

Oh boy.

00:57:28

This takes forever.

00:57:29

Okay.

00:57:35

Uh,

00:57:36

maybe that,

00:57:41

what the hell is a Malida?

00:57:45

That's not a thing.

00:57:51

maybe that female human over there.

00:57:53

Yeah.

00:57:56

Do you know her name?

00:57:58

Uh,

00:57:59

yeah,

00:57:59

her name is a Grecada.

00:58:01

How do you spell that?

00:58:04

Uh,

00:58:06

I don't,

00:58:06

I don't really know.

00:58:07

I don't spell.

00:58:09

Grecada.

00:58:09

Grecada.

00:58:10

Uh,

00:58:11

although I guess if I had to guess,

00:58:13

I might say that.

00:58:15

I got it.

00:58:16

I got it.

00:58:17

Grecada.

00:58:18

All right.

00:58:20

Um,

00:58:21

cool.

00:58:22

Well,

00:58:22

thank you,

00:58:22

bartender.

00:58:23

Yeah.

00:58:24

All right.

00:58:24

Well,

00:58:25

take it easy.

00:58:26

And thank you other bartender.

00:58:28

Thanks for almost,

00:58:29

uh,

00:58:29

starting to fire in my,

00:58:30

my establishment here.

00:58:32

what now?

00:58:33

The fire has been safely here in my hand the whole time.

00:58:35

Speaking of,

00:58:36

and I handed back the torch.

00:58:37

It was the lizard that went flying.

00:58:39

Right.

00:58:40

Okay.

00:58:40

Well,

00:58:41

and also pure comedy ensued.

00:58:43

Yes.

00:58:44

Slapstick comedy.

00:58:45

Yeah.

00:58:45

All right.

00:58:48

Cool.

00:58:48

Um,

00:58:49

well,

00:58:49

I woke up to the woman.

00:58:51

Hello.

00:58:52

Are you Grecada?

00:58:52

Who wants to know?

00:58:54

Uh,

00:58:56

my name is R.

00:58:57

I am a droid.

00:59:02

Well,

00:59:02

I can see that.

00:59:02

What are you doing in a bar?

00:59:04

Why are you talking to me?

00:59:06

Uh,

00:59:07

seeking information on a person named Kato.

00:59:10

Kato?

00:59:11

That son of a bitch.

00:59:13

Uh,

00:59:15

yes.

00:59:16

I assume he did have a mother.

00:59:18

You don't get colloquialisms,

00:59:22

do you?

00:59:23

I,

00:59:25

I do not have that extension.

00:59:29

Hmm.

00:59:31

Yeah.

00:59:32

I have,

00:59:33

you know,

00:59:33

are you,

00:59:34

I really only understand colloquialisms and Wookiee.

00:59:36

Oh,

00:59:38

I didn't know you spoke Wookiee.

00:59:40

I speak 3000 languages.

00:59:43

Cause I could have swore you were here last week.

00:59:46

I mean,

00:59:47

a couple hours ago and you didn't speak Wookiee at all.

00:59:50

Oh,

00:59:52

I just chose not to.

00:59:53

No.

00:59:53

Okay.

00:59:54

well,

00:59:54

that's good to know.

00:59:55

Um,

00:59:56

are you some kind of clone wars droid?

01:00:00

Uh,

01:00:02

yes.

01:00:03

I did not serve the clone wars.

01:00:05

What?

01:00:06

Are you some kind of separatist droid?

01:00:08

my chassis.

01:00:09

My chassis was used extensively during,

01:00:12

as by the separatists during the clone wars.

01:00:14

Uh,

01:00:15

however,

01:00:15

my programming has been so altered from my original factory settings that I

01:00:21

hardly am the same droid anymore.

01:00:23

And I only remember bits and pieces of the clone wars.

01:00:26

Huh?

01:00:26

It's been a long time since I seen one of you.

01:00:29

Well,

01:00:30

can I buy you a drink?

01:00:31

Hmm,

01:00:34

no,

01:00:34

we may converse,

01:00:36

but I don't drink.

01:00:37

I don't need to drink.

01:00:39

That's right.

01:00:40

That's right.

01:00:40

What do you do for a droid?

01:00:41

Socially,

01:00:42

I guess nothing.

01:00:44

No,

01:00:45

not nothing really.

01:00:46

I watch lizards die sometimes.

01:00:48

That,

01:00:49

I mean,

01:00:51

I've,

01:00:51

I've seen the Trandoshans drink,

01:00:53

those.

01:00:53

I don't know how they do it.

01:00:54

I couldn't do it,

01:00:55

uh,

01:00:56

mostly cause I don't have the teeth for it.

01:00:58

Well,

01:00:59

yeah,

01:00:59

those little lures,

01:01:00

they look pretty,

01:01:01

uh,

01:01:01

pretty scaly.

01:01:02

Yeah.

01:01:03

Sharp little spines.

01:01:04

Yeah.

01:01:06

Well,

01:01:06

yeah,

01:01:06

I know you're Kato.

01:01:07

Um,

01:01:11

I am seeking to find him to do business with him.

01:01:14

Do you know where I can find him?

01:01:16

I cannot find him.

01:01:21

I mean,

01:01:22

I don't know where he is.

01:01:23

I dated him.

01:01:24

Uh,

01:01:25

but I haven't seen him in a while.

01:01:26

Uh,

01:01:27

I know that,

01:01:28

uh,

01:01:28

he's awfully ruthless.

01:01:29

Do you know any places where he likes to frequent?

01:01:33

Uh,

01:01:34

the spider for one.

01:01:35

Hmm.

01:01:37

Well,

01:01:37

that is where we are.

01:01:38

Ah,

01:01:39

yes.

01:01:39

And the other places.

01:01:40

Well,

01:01:41

I know that he goes often over to the,

01:01:43

um,

01:01:43

um,

01:01:44

um,

01:01:44

club where did you

01:01:46

choose to go on most of your

01:01:50

mating rituals

01:01:53

seeking the colloquialism date

01:01:58

where did you go on most of your dates

01:02:00

yeah it was either I mean he's not

01:02:02

it's not a very romantic man

01:02:04

either here or the umbra club

01:02:06

umbrage club wait hold on

01:02:08

all right

01:02:10

the umbra club

01:02:11

thank you for providing me with no new

01:02:15

information have a nice night

01:02:17

all right back to the sabacc table

01:02:20

well say what are you guys what are you doing here

01:02:28

I mean

01:02:29

where are you from

01:02:32

well I'm from Ryloth

01:02:35

oh terrible

01:02:37

I'm from hereabouts

01:02:38

hereabouts

01:02:39

thereabouts

01:02:40

thereabouts

01:02:41

well you gotta be from somewhere

01:02:42

everywhere about

01:02:43

gotta be from somewhere

01:02:44

well everyone's from somewhere

01:02:45

yeah

01:02:46

everyone's from somewhere

01:02:47

where are you from

01:02:48

a feline

01:02:49

oh okay

01:02:51

I yeah

01:02:52

that makes sense

01:02:53

yeah well

01:02:54

both

01:02:55

both the name of our species and planet are the same

01:02:58

it's uh quite convenient

01:02:59

oh

01:03:02

well not for humans

01:03:03

because

01:03:04

I don't come from a planet called human

01:03:05

I like this guy

01:03:09

this is funny

01:03:10

all right

01:03:11

let's raise the stakes here

01:03:12

how about 20 on this game

01:03:13

I think I'm gonna sit this one out

01:03:19

Sarn

01:03:19

you're gonna sit this one out

01:03:21

what are you some kind of woman

01:03:22

I

01:03:24

I just like to hold on to my money

01:03:25

I knew it

01:03:27

I knew it

01:03:28

he just can't hang

01:03:29

all right

01:03:32

all right

01:03:32

how much you say 20

01:03:33

I said 20

01:03:35

I thought you said 10

01:03:36

no

01:03:36

you said 10

01:03:37

I

01:03:37

most definitely did not say 10

01:03:40

5

01:03:42

no

01:03:43

all right

01:03:44

you want it or not

01:03:45

I did

01:03:46

I'm joking

01:03:47

I'm joking

01:03:48

this guy's

01:03:51

I guess I'm in for 20

01:03:52

all right

01:03:53

we're just busting bulls here

01:03:55

busting bulls

01:03:56

all right

01:04:01

uh we'll make it average again

01:04:03

so uh Varanis

01:04:06

what do you

01:04:06

what do you do for work

01:04:07

uh let's just say

01:04:10

I'm into the seedier

01:04:11

businesses

01:04:12

really

01:04:15

yep

01:04:16

cd

01:04:17

fuck

01:04:20

not good

01:04:20

for Sarn

01:04:21

Turbo

01:04:22

and how about

01:04:23

Mac

01:04:25

you have to roll

01:04:29

your cool first

01:04:30

yeah

01:04:33

and

01:04:34

you didn't start off

01:04:36

too good though

01:04:37

what do I have to roll

01:04:39

cool

01:04:39

cool

01:04:41

oh I didn't know

01:04:42

I don't know how to play this game

01:04:44

that's like

01:04:45

that checks out actually

01:04:47

no not in character

01:04:49

I honestly don't know how to play

01:04:50

how we're supposed to

01:04:50

I just assume we're rolling dice

01:04:52

uh well that's

01:04:53

yeah you gotta roll your

01:04:54

that's still true

01:04:55

yeah you gotta roll your

01:05:00

cool check

01:05:01

and then you roll your

01:05:02

like that

01:05:03

yeah

01:05:04

well we both

01:05:05

you both failed

01:05:06

okay so you both lost

01:05:07

ha

01:05:07

man it's easy to take money

01:05:09

from you guys

01:05:10

yeah no I'm in uh

01:05:11

I'm a bit of uh

01:05:12

you might call uh

01:05:13

criminal

01:05:14

you ever

01:05:17

and then he um

01:05:18

then he rolls up his sleeve

01:05:21

and he shows you a tattoo

01:05:23

it's got some kind of symbol

01:05:26

on it

01:05:26

all right

01:05:28

well I'm going to roll a

01:05:29

underworld check

01:05:31

to see if I know what that is

01:05:32

okay

01:05:33

difficulty

01:05:35

yes

01:05:38

uh

01:05:39

uh

01:05:39

average

01:05:41

difficulty

01:05:42

yes

01:05:43

it is difficult

01:05:44

oh fail

01:05:46

can I try rolling

01:05:47

I'll roll it too

01:05:48

because I probably

01:05:49

don't have underworld

01:05:49

right

01:05:50

all right

01:05:51

regular

01:05:53

yes

01:05:54

okay

01:05:59

what did it look like

01:06:01

can you describe it

01:06:02

um

01:06:03

it's black

01:06:04

and

01:06:05

the lines look

01:06:07

somewhat

01:06:07

like a sun

01:06:08

oh

01:06:11

well it looks like

01:06:13

the black sun

01:06:14

did you

01:06:15

can you say it out loud

01:06:16

uh

01:06:19

you said yes

01:06:20

so that

01:06:21

I mean

01:06:21

that's some black sun

01:06:23

right

01:06:23

I mean

01:06:24

I

01:06:24

I

01:06:25

you know

01:06:26

wow

01:06:26

this guy's smart

01:06:28

yeah

01:06:31

street smart

01:06:32

street smart

01:06:34

so what do you

01:06:38

what do you do for them

01:06:38

oh

01:06:41

a little bit of stealing

01:06:44

a little bit of dealing

01:06:45

a little bit of wheeling

01:06:47

a little bit of kiss stealing

01:06:49

you could say I'm a son of a gun

01:06:53

actually

01:07:00

we came

01:07:01

here looking for

01:07:02

someone

01:07:03

that you might know

01:07:04

oh

01:07:07

is that right

01:07:07

yeah

01:07:09

have you ever heard of

01:07:13

Kato

01:07:14

um

01:07:16

roll a charm check

01:07:17

oh shit

01:07:20

oh

01:07:20

charm his pants off

01:07:22

do it

01:07:23

charm

01:07:24

charm

01:07:24

check

01:07:31

fail

01:07:32

oh yeah

01:07:34

huh

01:07:35

there's no successes

01:07:36

in there

01:07:37

at all

01:07:38

or failures

01:07:40

two advantages

01:07:40

yeah

01:07:41

all

01:07:42

crossing

01:07:43

advantages

01:07:43

ash

01:07:49

any

01:07:54

do you want to use your advantages for anything

01:07:56

yeah

01:08:03

I

01:08:04

well

01:08:04

trying to figure out how to put it narratively

01:08:13

I

01:08:18

I can't think of anything narratively

01:08:20

okay

01:08:21

um

01:08:22

he just sorta

01:08:23

oh

01:08:24

oh

01:08:24

Kato

01:08:25

that's an interesting name

01:08:26

he says

01:08:26

you've never heard of him

01:08:31

maybe I have

01:08:34

maybe I haven't

01:08:35

well

01:08:47

well

01:08:47

Mac

01:08:48

this would be a good time for you to step in

01:08:50

he

01:08:51

he likes you

01:08:52

we're looking for a guy named Kato

01:08:56

do you know him

01:08:58

I might I might not

01:09:00

roll a charm check

01:09:02

Jesus Christ

01:09:05

and what do you do differently than what Sarn did

01:09:11

just ask the same question

01:09:14

he's got two more advantages than I did

01:09:20

yeah is there anything you want to use for your advantages

01:09:25

um

01:09:29

I don't know

01:09:36

I really don't know

01:09:37

I'm kind of

01:09:38

I think we're kind of stuck here

01:09:40

Jesus

01:09:40

it's hard

01:09:41

well

01:09:42

I think we're done here

01:09:44

it's been nice to know you

01:09:46

and he uh

01:09:48

sort of motions towards his uh

01:09:50

two men here

01:09:51

and they give you

01:09:52

what happened to my screen

01:09:54

they give you kind of a look

01:09:56

and

01:09:57

you are being invited to leave

01:10:00

alright

01:10:04

don't leave

01:10:05

let's follow

01:10:05

oh wait

01:10:07

so

01:10:07

before he leaves

01:10:09

I call out

01:10:09

I kind of

01:10:11

cause

01:10:11

well actually I have no idea what the layout of this place is

01:10:14

but let's just pretend

01:10:15

that

01:10:16

he kind of has to go towards the bar to leave

01:10:17

um

01:10:19

no no no no

01:10:20

he's

01:10:21

he's inviting you guys

01:10:22

I just kind of call out

01:10:23

he's staying at the table

01:10:24

he's inviting you to leave

01:10:25

oh

01:10:26

well he's inviting them to leave

01:10:28

I don't even know if he knows that I'm with them

01:10:29

oh

01:10:30

and um

01:10:31

and then I thought he was leaving

01:10:32

and he was invited us to go

01:10:33

yeah

01:10:33

no

01:10:34

no

01:10:34

I wasn't there

01:10:35

I wasn't there

01:10:36

so I

01:10:37

I'm on my way out to meet up with these two then

01:10:39

who are

01:10:39

oh no I stay at the

01:10:40

no I stay at the table

01:10:41

oh

01:10:42

nevermind that

01:10:43

I won't do what I was going to do

01:10:45

uh

01:10:48

excuse me green one

01:10:50

I think you

01:10:50

should leave

01:10:51

why

01:10:53

I

01:10:56

I think we should get some fresh blood in here

01:10:58

no I'm good

01:11:01

I think you should leave

01:11:04

I'm not

01:11:06

going to

01:11:07

Varanus never asks three times

01:11:09

and he looks to his men

01:11:12

and they stand up

01:11:13

uh

01:11:16

Sarn

01:11:17

you

01:11:17

do you

01:11:18

do you think this is a good time to leave

01:11:20

no

01:11:21

no

01:11:22

no

01:11:22

all right

01:11:23

all right

01:11:24

all right

01:11:24

uh

01:11:25

but this doesn't look good

01:11:28

that's fine

01:11:30

I can handle my own

01:11:32

uh

01:11:34

I walk up

01:11:35

it's starting to get quite tense

01:11:38

wait

01:11:39

wait

01:11:40

are you three

01:11:41

black sun

01:11:41

who wants

01:11:43

Rx

01:11:44

try charming this guy

01:11:45

we've trailed twice

01:11:47

maybe he'll do it

01:11:47

maybe he'll do it

01:11:49

that's the wrong

01:11:50

that's the wrong

01:11:50

that's the wrong approach for me

01:11:52

um

01:11:53

are you black sun

01:11:55

uh

01:11:56

who wants to know

01:11:57

nobody

01:12:00

um

01:12:01

but if you were a black sun

01:12:02

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