I Found a Guy with a Vest

Season 1, Episode 22
August 16, 2021

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uh tiger yes so tiger like oh go ahead i'm gonna spend 15 experience points to upgrade

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my range so i'll be again um so it because you're going to be going from two to three right

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so it's going to cost so it's an additional specialization within a character's career

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costs 10 times the total number of specializations oh that's specialization training a career skill

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costs five times the value times so it'll be 15 okay so yeah you have just it's all 15

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yep okay

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but that means i just have i think two yellows and a green now so all right

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so this is what was last week the ninth

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that's about right

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plus 15 all right so minus 15 and you went from range heavy

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range heavy two to three so i have you're at two well yeah i mean i don't exactly know how the rank

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works but yeah it was at two so i think i'm at rank three but it's like up until rank two it just meant i got yellows because i had like a native two yeah for because i have two agility yeah so now i think i have two yellows and a green that's right

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okay okay

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okay

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okay minus 15 zero

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and today is 8 17

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all right

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is anybody else so how do i know which which ones are career skills again they're the ones that have well i don't know if you marked it right on there but it's based on your career if you look at your sheet in i'll tell you what your career skills are unless you have a skill to add additional career skills so the ones that have the check

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where it says cs on your career sheet uh can i send this to you no

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do you know how to get to your career sheet i do not i mean your sheet just your just your character

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sheet you can just double click on your character

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anywhere like on the landing page okay double click your token and shows up siren turbo should show like

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oh your skills or it says cs so the cs is career skills career skill that's based on your career and your specialization

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okay

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so if you got another specialization then you would have more career skills

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okay

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am i still wounded no i'll reset that i'll reset it if it if it's showing wounded i thought i did already though

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oh maybe it's just showing my threshold that's it

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and then according to the sticker my vigilance

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uh what did i just not rank it yeah i don't think so it says zero you got what is it at it should be uh

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one proficiency and then oh so you upgraded your vigilance ability i don't think so but that's just what i

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i haven't i haven't i haven't marked as

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i don't know why i would upgrade my vigilance yeah even in the book it says my vigilance is uh

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yellow and green so

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a yellow and a green okay so it should be one we might have talked about this before

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because i have everything that i have show that show it is zero two

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so rank one okay

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they're on the beach i could have outrun those birds

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and let me look at booze to make sure his isn't showing any wounds no you got you got all your

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your wounds you're fine

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should i go leaner oh my nice

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i can be you know i want to upgrade my negotiation i think that's actually a really smart choice

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so let me see your negotiation is three

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see yes now

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what uh yeah let's let's do whatever you want i guess like because ryan already has a career skill in

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negotiation because he's a colonist um and he's already got one skill you still have three greens

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i think he's one yellow one green but if he upgraded his negotiation he could be the negotiator

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my negotiation is two yellows okay maybe my negotiations already uh two i upgraded that a while ago

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okay okay okay so i just wasted that well i mean it's just something to keep in mind you could still do it

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yeah

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all right so what the hell does resilience do

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resilience

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oh i don't think you would just tell me to roll that check

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yeah that's what that i mean that's what the skills are

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um okay i don't know i actually i've never

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roll or told us to roll up

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so let's see

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resilience

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the galaxy

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all right i'm gonna upgrade my stealth then

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okay

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well your stealth isn't a career skill

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it is

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no

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i just have a boost from it

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i just want a proficiency too

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oh my oh it is a career skill my sheet is way off

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all right so yeah because you're at

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you're at four and a boost that must be from a talent

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yeah stalker yeah i got it yeah okay

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and stealth so you'll be at

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one in one and three right one yellow and three greens

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yes

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stealth

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rank of one

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that how was that gonna cost you

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that'll cost me

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ten right ten right

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i think so

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that's what i was thinking

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training a career skill cost five times the value of the next highest rank so you're going to one

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it's actually just five

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were you at rank one or rank zero

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i think i was at

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you're at zero so it's only five

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no as it says one oh you now it's one i just changed it

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yeah so it's only five so i have ten yeah you have ten remaining okay so that's stealth

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um i'm wondering if i should upgrade streetwise too

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yeah we just have to you have to remember the ones that you you upgrade because if you said i want

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to do this we could i use a streetwise check may very well work yeah

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yeah we could have already used we could use that last week and we could have used it before when i was parkouring everywhere

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street no that's not streetwise i don't think

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i take it as like knowing the streets

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parkouring

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no not parkouring but

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like knowing like which routes to take

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that

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may yeah actually i think that's a very literal very literal interpretation yeah

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yeah

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i would say it's i would say it's more being able to like

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fight someone in an alley or like yeah street smart if a character is looking for a merchant who

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specializes unsavory goods or illicit services such a merchant may be located through a streetwise

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check when dealing with criminals or underworld elements knowing how to approach them

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and open a conversation without coming across as a threat uses streetwise so it's yeah it's like

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like street smarts it's not parkouring

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i didn't say it was like parkour and you did you said you could have used it for your parkour check

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yeah to know which way to go

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hmm that's a stretch

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all right so you got you got 10 left yeah you can you can still spend them

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or if you got anything

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i'm gonna hold off on this week i'd like to i'd like to do a little bit more research

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yeah i didn't realize i had as money as i did i thought i had 10 xp and then i i thought i didn't mark

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down i got xp i i have 10 and 5 for my obligations but i forgot the mark xp so next week i think i'll try

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to upgrade okay you're gonna hoard your xp

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yes okay but you know

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he's gonna get quite the glow up next week or maybe the week after oh no he's gonna buff

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i'm gonna end the boss he's gonna go into the hyperbolic time chamber

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yes nice cross-reference for one day

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uh and then andy you're gonna sit on yours too

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yeah okay until i want to see like

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just see what else we can use for because i don't know too much about this campaign yet

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yeah yeah you guys see the star wars visions trailer

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i'm super excited about it it looks awesome

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yeah are you kidding they said anime star wars they said it's not did you see the

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uh well no i mean that was to be expected yeah i'm not i'm not upset i think it's kind of cool

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i did not see a lightsaber umbrella well

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has this trailer got something for you this is star wars meets anime meets the penguin

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mrs poppins mary poppins did you say mr poppins

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the gender switch no one asked for

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all right i gotta go i gotta go get some ice and then we can start this stupid thing

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can you give me some too oh he's gone already

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ready get down good girl oh i guess i'll go get ice too

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oh yeah that's the umbrella oh wait there's an umbrella it's like it's like a it's like a lightsaber

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like there's like four lightsabers on the end of a stick that oh i guess it is like an umbrella i

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didn't even think that i didn't see that and then right after that there was an r2

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astromech droid with a rocket launcher built into one of its pots japanese really know how to do it

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yeah they do you ever seen their porn get them to that market

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oh my gosh this looks so awesome

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oh i haven't started watching what if yet but i want to do that too

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i've seen the first one

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did silly are they're not releasing them all at once they're just releasing them what like one a week

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yeah i don't even know what this week is wait so the first one came out last week

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or when does the captain carter did that come out this week or last week

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last week i think oh it's every wednesday oh i see i thought it would

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why didn't ryan get pulled in over there

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i said i don't know why you didn't get pulled into the other uh the other okay

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claxon the crew found themselves being pursued by dangerous black sun thugs following a somewhat

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botched robbery after a daring bear barrel rolling escape from the thugs they hitched a taxi ride to

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choppers chop shop they identified rendezvous point after waking up the friendly best list owner

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has just greeted the crew excited to see an old friend and to receive the stolen data

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but will they ever get the big breakfast

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that's good probably not probably probably not all right so

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as i said you guys are you guys going you guys are in the chop shop it is two in the morning but um

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still work is going on he's not you know it's uh but he's got to make the money so a lot of stuff is

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going on he's got a lot of the ugnaughts of just doing work for him working on various speeders

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there's just spare parts everywhere um and you go back into the chop shop uh if you remember

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when you came up to the shop

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um you met chopper um he was really excited to to see you guys uh really excited to hear about how

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the job went um and he took you back to the shop uh spark sparks fly from numerous locations throughout

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the large cluttered repair shop everywhere you look piles of speeder parts half-built droids

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and stranger contraptions are stacked to the ceiling several groups of ugnaughts are welding and working

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away on a disassembled air speeder paying you no heed a booming voice rings out from one of the junk piles

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oh this is this is chopper you've already talked to chopper um he's a large green

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what the hell green modeled basilisk uh he has four arms and um he hugged and tickled i think um

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mac as you guys walked in affectionately

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out of someone not affectionately

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very affectionately

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uh uh oh hello my friends i know i know i it's nice to see you yeah i was sleeping a little bit but

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now i'm awake and nice to see you no come come back here come back and he he ushers you guys back to

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the back office so how did the job go i delay because i'm busy looking at the droid parts that are strewn

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all over the floor like catching them with my foot like inspecting some and then and then i hurry up and catch up

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okay so yeah you you wait behind a little bit as they they walk off and you see um yeah it's it's a repair

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shop so like when things break they fix them so there's there are parts there do you see anything interesting

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uh no okay um we did we did not roll andy roll dark side

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uh let's see

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uh

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roll one two

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uh just just one

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oh no

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you're welcome

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so and there we go oh no

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all right so what is that that's two four five

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six dark side points and no light side points that's good well thank god we're the bad guys right

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you got to flip the other way around tigger yeah i'm doing it right now

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six dark oh no this should be

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one one i i i read five and one yeah now it's zero and five now it's one and six

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now it's zero and six first try ah nailed it let's just delete those

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as if i did it right the whole time

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okay so how did you guys do how did the job go

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oh we never even really talked about those it had some minor problems oh problems

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i did did you what happened nobody saw you did they

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well yeah they did they saw us but they didn't see us for long it was supposed to be a quick in a

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quick out quick in quick out it was very quick it was very quick

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debit and then it got out what you don't understand is that sarn just has a thing with people and

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pushing buttons no you pushed the bottom arguments i pushed the button did you guys

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did you read the briefing what you're supposed to do you're supposed to get into there and then

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steal the data and then get right out no buttons

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what were we doing to steal the data you didn't set off the alarm a literal button

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no no no i don't when you say other people and then pushing buttons when you say alarm what do you

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mean i mean like noise you know there was plenty of noise and i mean if you if you include like the

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police sirens yeah there was a lot of noise oh there's the police sirens there was the black sun

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thugs there was there was quite there was the us destroying a speeder a taxi that we that we stole

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yeah okay well well but wait we didn't really steal it we just got shot by the body

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you had to commandeer it we went to we went to a diner though it was a very nice diner very reasonably

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priced where to yeah you got everything for free decks including a half a cup oh

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hey man hospitality is half the law wait was gizlaura working

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yeah yeah it was oh she's the one that gave mac that cigarette

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is look she want

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that lady she really does something to me do you want her cigarette

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uh no i don't i don't smoke anymore all right give me over give me over this data

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give it give me give me who's got it oh you got it the robot thank you i mean joy

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robot thank you robot okay the data so he says once we have oh wait hold on

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okay so he he hands it and um

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okay yeah he puts it in a terminal and it starts decrypting the the data um so we did actually have it

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yeah and he says so the data um is hoping hopefully will let us know about a bounty hunter

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um so once we have this bounty hunter's identity the pike family wants you to bring him down for his

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betrayal he cost the bosses me well i hope it's not you did she work for the pike family

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i don't know there were no did you betray the pike family i don't remember real is a hell of a drug

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i only started doing real like three months ago you don't know my backstory wait now you're doing real

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now i've been doing it what are you doing mac hanging out with these people

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i thought you were a professional you know oh yeah professional i'm professional keeping these guys

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professional he mostly uses us as shields i they're very professionally looking shields

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okay well anyway this guy the whoever it is guy woman non-binary whatever whatever they are

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they cost the pike family a lot of money they cost the bosses a fortune by stealing a shipment of

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their spice and bringing it to black sun unsurprisingly the pikes aren't very happy about it and they'll pay

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well if you can take care of this little problem for them they may even forget a couple of favors you owe them

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you dig

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wait wait wait i'm lost who's hiring for this job

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you guys are working for the pike family

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okay okay

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oh he still has no that's good

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so no the pike family so we're not working for the black suns that's why

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no the black suns were following you trying to kill you right so i didn't think it made any sense when

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you said yeah yeah got it got it so wait what was this guy's name uh my name's chopper

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chopper no no no the bounty hunter we're trying to kill

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no no no no no we don't know yet but that data is in in this what you stole from that computer i think

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from there if we get it we space us black suns hired this bounty hunter space floppy disk

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oh that's good no they space floppy what happened was this bounty hunter was working for the pikes and

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he betrayed them by stealing some spice and giving it to and selling it to the black sun

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i would say so what's black sun actually have to do with this okay so he betrayed the pikes for black

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yes they're rival crime syndicates

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gotcha oh the pikes are a crime syndicate

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yes it's a family it's a crime family you might say

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okay gotcha wait they weren't they in

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in clone wars

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uh i don't have that information on here uh but that would i i would think i think maybe

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if they were

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i don't so i have it so in the journal under organizations i do have the pike syndicate

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um yeah they were in clone wars yeah not necessarily going to adhere to all of the canon

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for everything all the time but using it as a guide obviously yeah so there's you won't get spoiled by

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reading wikipedia

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no i just want to know what they look like okay because it sounded really familiar so i was like i

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think tell us now i know what they look like okay so anyway yeah i'm going to put this in the

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decryption machine and uh wait for this to spit out a you know decrypted file see if we can find out

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this guy's name

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what why do we owe this family favors what did we do for these guys again you stole the data you are in

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the middle of a job right you got i know why do what i know but why do we owe favors oh i i assume as

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you guys are underworld scum uh they put it one way you might owe them a favor i i don't know do you owe them

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any favors i'm trying to recall we have a lot of people that we have pissed off yeah i know

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so i figured maybe if you had some favors owed to the pike family this could get you out of that

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uh but regardless they're gonna pay you for if you can take care of this problem for them

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how much we talking well you like money

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so i'm thinking you would do any job for one speeder bike but wait is there any job for two

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speeder bikes so wait is this like a private job they're just offering to individuals such as us

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whoever steals the data why not just put a bounty out on this person oh they do

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don't know but if you got to the you got to him first um oh i see yeah so what's the

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bounty on it what's the bounty it's gonna be probably a thousand credits a piece

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oh my god damn yeah perhaps should we recruit we should recruit some more people to be our little

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team so that we can get more money i know no this isn't this isn't the social security office

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that's not how this works no we're like we should tell them that we have five people on our team so

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they'll give us five thousand credits instead of me i'm not sure that you want to do that kind of

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we'll work that out later yeah well i'm not sure that's gonna work you can try it i suppose uh but

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i wouldn't i wouldn't bet on that so they're paying three thousand yes gotcha seems kind of

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um anything anything else you want to know about this this job where is he are you sure it wasn't

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the hike the kite family i think it's a kite family they're the what

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i'm pretty are you sure this wasn't the kite family i seem to remember a kite family i don't

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know anything about pike family uh how did you take this job actually and not know who you're working

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for you thought you were working for the kite kite family well you see the thing is is none of us

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remember actually taking this job that's just some sort of collective amnesia and we all woke up right

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in the middle of it hell a real is a hell of a joke it's like the last thing i remember is riding

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off in the desert listening to some song it's up there about seagulls right no i was all messing around i think

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um okay well i will tell you you were working for the bikes and we needed some data because we're

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trying to hunt down this bounty hunter and we're hoping in this data i'm not a member uh but i do

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work for them i'm okay i you know i work for myself in this this this small business understood yeah no no

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no no no we are old friends you and the pikes no me and you fish family well you and the kites me and

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me and me and me and mr uh skyward what was your name again i don't remember mckenzie sky

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mackenzie mack skybird oh skybird that's right how could i forget

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i remember when you were a diplomat so any any i mean i can't tell you where he is um

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i can give you some ideas of some places to look wait what what exactly did we just find in the data

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well it's still decrypting so we don't we don't know what's in there yet how long do i have to wait

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yeah but i mean it's a flap it's a floppy disk for crying out loud we have time to go get uh that big

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breakfast yeah you guys have a big breakfast around here i i'm a chop shop i don't have a not that kind of

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chop shop there are places next to every other chop shop i've ever visited at least had hashed browns

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at least a half of this one but down the street you can go to a little diner it's um it's called

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blex's it's blex's diner that's a lot like that diner i already came from this morning oh

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chlorina wait what's her name giz laura

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yeah

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yeah

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she's something isn't she

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yeah something else yeah i guess you guys you guys can probably go get uh breakfast and it'll be

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done by the time you get back i mean i'm not really sure how long it's gonna take not that long

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can i take a nap somewhere you got a bed for me um no but we have lots of floor

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what about any real you got any real i don't i don't know how to get real i mean perhaps they know

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it's a diner it's not exactly a reputable place

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part of a prime city how do you not know how to get rid of some of the most common drive

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droyd don't talk to me like that

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boom roasting got him all right

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got him

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so anyway the only other thing i know about this potential body hunter

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um is that obviously he's working on an alias we don't really know who he is

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um he was working for the pikes to dispatch a rival smuggler and intercept the large spice shipment that

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uh the rival was carrying and instead betrayed the pikes and took the shipment for himself instead

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delivering it to the black sun mobsters as we already said for a bigger bounty

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and so this costs the pikes hundreds and thousands of credits and so i feel like they should be paying us

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uh well i mean they don't have that money and drops have been drying up so really it's been

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there's some knock-on effects you might say trickle-down effects so we're hoping on there so

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um as he's talking uh the console beeps and it looks like it's done being decrypted

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no that was fast yeah i guess you guys weren't that hungry so good glad you're still here

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um it looks like it is kato lichos

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um thank god it's not treks no not treks wait who's true tracks

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it's treks

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did i kill him an old friend

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who's treks tell me about this treks an old an old friend oh an old friend

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yeah don't worry about it

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so anyway really hot girl it looks pretty sure he's dead

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it looks like that that the the person we're looking for is kato lichos um he's a nickdo i i

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happen to know a little bit about him and going through this these files here um he was bound in service to the huts

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and then eventually worked his his um worked his way to his freedom and he takes a lot of high risk

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bounties and a formidable operative so i know that he's actually from around these parts and i know a

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couple places where he's been

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or like some of his haunts some leads i have some leads for you

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leads so he's got some interesting tastes um

00:33:26
dude yes you can either go find him at the umbra club that's the place he hangs out a lot the umbra

00:33:35
clubs uh it's it's like a dance club pretty common in the drug scene

00:33:45
um you can get death sticks there uh the spider which is a

00:33:50
death sticks yes they are drugs yeah yeah

00:33:56
addiction addiction addiction addiction yeah they may they haven't heard about a certain bounty hunter

00:34:03
trying to offload some spice um the spider which is a sabacc parlor uh they're known to have black

00:34:11
black sun people hang out there a lot um or the zelcom tower tower uh which is a place that does

00:34:19
shipping so if he's trying to get it out he might be running it through the zelcom tower

00:34:25
yeah but he already gave it to him didn't he if he had any more

00:34:33
it's guess not

00:34:34
gotcha

00:34:34
so i think we should try so they yeah they do second place yeah we're uh i think those would be good

00:34:43
places to start

00:34:44
what was the second place again it's a place called the spider it's uh sabacc parlor parlor

00:34:53
all right yeah who knows how to play sabacc

00:34:56
all right i'm a droid

00:35:00
i mean i think

00:35:03
i'm building with that

00:35:03
oh

00:35:07
they can't play it they just can't enjoy it wait sabacc which one is that is that the

00:35:12
is that the chess game the card game oh it's not the chess game no no that's hollow chess

00:35:20
exactly what it's called yeah

00:35:22
very imaginative

00:35:26
i mean if you guys do

00:35:30
if you do go up there uh to this the sabacc place um

00:35:37
maybe you spider the spider yeah if you go up there uh you might run into a wookie friend of mine

00:35:46
um if you see him be sure to talk to him what's his name you'll you'll recognize him

00:35:55
let me just say the only wookie there let me just say he's a unique looking wookie

00:36:04
is he a fat wookie because that would be awesome um no he's not fat is he the ewok who's trying to be a wookie because that'd be kind of cute why don't you guys just go there i've told you i'm trying to be secretive i'm trying to be sly like you'll recognize him when you see him trust me you've never seen a wookie like this fine

00:36:23
you've never seen a wookie like this i'm telling you

00:36:26
is he bald i've seen a lot of wookiees you've never if you know this

00:36:30
shopper i don't know this i

00:36:33
i am sarn turbo

00:36:35
slayer of butt radars

00:36:37
but right you've killed a butt radar

00:36:41
yes i killed the butt radar

00:36:44
there is no the butt radar

00:36:48
shut up rex

00:36:49
rex roll a uh roll a knowledge check of some kind

00:36:54
i don't have butt radar knowledge as a category

00:37:00
what would that be

00:37:00
you weren't there

00:37:02
z-nology

00:37:04
yeah i think z-nology works

00:37:07
yeah z-nology or lore

00:37:09
i'm showing you have lore as a career skill which is actually upgraded i think

00:37:16
what difficult what what

00:37:18
well is that better uh let's say let's say it's a hard a hard difficulty

00:37:22
oh yeah my lore is better okay fine hard difficulty that's three right

00:37:28
yeah that's three purples

00:37:31
yay succeeded with two successes okay what do you know about butt radars

00:37:44
uh uh well uh radar can the only one

00:37:50
is a uh myth among us among certain tribes of wookiees

00:37:56
uh and the legends tell tales of uh legendary warriors uh

00:38:04
generally resort to uh piracy or other mercenary work

00:38:12
that's it

00:38:13
uh

00:38:15
uh

00:38:15
pirate king yes

00:38:16
well

00:38:18
um

00:38:19
um

00:38:19
it's really just a title too

00:38:21
and so it can be passed on and other wookiees can take it up if

00:38:26
uh

00:38:27
radar is killed

00:38:28
oh so mr greenbacks you didn't kill the butt radar it's just a title it's like saying you killed a

00:38:35
private

00:38:35
i killed the best

00:38:37
i feel like a butt radar still is an accomplishment

00:38:42
i guess that it does not mean that there is no more about radar

00:38:48
but i killed the one that was the second hand to teemo

00:38:50
oh

00:38:54
well good for you i guess

00:39:00
well i just did a loopy loop just now

00:39:03
barrel roll

00:39:04
oh like on the way here

00:39:06
oh

00:39:07
imagining like your guy just like

00:39:09
slipping over

00:39:11
while he's standing there

00:39:17
all right

00:39:18
i'm doing loopy loops right now

00:39:19
i thought i turned that off

00:39:21
don't do it it'll piss god off

00:39:25
god hates

00:39:28
the damn narcissistic god

00:39:30
why do i still have control over it

00:39:36
well if you guys want to go to the spider club

00:39:38
i know

00:39:38
uh you know 2 30 3 o'clock in the space morning is probably a good time to go

00:39:43
um if you want to take a speeder bike i'll loan you a couple

00:39:47
a couple

00:39:49
take

00:39:50
oh yeah let's go

00:39:51
i mean it's great you guys haven't all rode on one

00:39:55
bike have you

00:39:57
it was a very awkward awkward ride

00:40:01
who is in the middle

00:40:03
rex

00:40:06
oh

00:40:07
well like that's

00:40:09
fine i guess okay well

00:40:11
yeah if you guys want to borrow a swoop bike you can go ahead and take a swoop bike

00:40:15
and then he beeps you over some uh coordinates so you know where it's at

00:40:18
all right

00:40:22
i go pick the blue one

00:40:23
okay

00:40:26
uh there's

00:40:28
i look at them there are two

00:40:30
there's not one there's not three there's only two

00:40:33
i see i i jump on the one that he didn't that rex didn't jump on

00:40:37
and i leave

00:40:39
what you just like peel out

00:40:41
yeah

00:40:43
uh do it do an easy

00:40:46
piloting check

00:40:49
i assumed that this is something that you've done before

00:40:52
i think he's actually a pretty good planetary pilot

00:40:57
yeah

00:40:57
watch me fail

00:41:00
nope you succeeded six times

00:41:02
thank god

00:41:04
uh yeah i don't think there was a way i couldn't succeed on

00:41:09
you want to color it in

00:41:10
oh nobody heard that one no

00:41:17
it was uh it was pretty loud uh yeah so i just peel off

00:41:24
leaving a plume of smoke from the the afterburners on the way

00:41:30
and as i'm going i find a

00:41:33
something's wrong with the exhaust

00:41:35
and

00:41:42
and on the way i find a shortcut to get me there faster

00:41:44
as my advantage

00:41:46
um there were only two speeder bikes so if you guys both zoomed off then

00:41:51
mac is standing there by himself uh

00:41:54
oh rx didn't say he took off rx just said he he jumped on the blue one

00:41:59
i'm just sitting here just sitting there that's why it took off was because i did not want mac behind me

00:42:04
well mac also owns a speed fast food bike but it is all the way back in the falcon

00:42:11
yeah the wave

00:42:14
okay of course

00:42:16
whoops um all right come on mac let's go

00:42:21
all right

00:42:23
you suckers right are you i'm driving right

00:42:29
are you ready no i'm already driving i already hopped on it you're on the back

00:42:33
i'd rather walk

00:42:35
well all right

00:42:37
i

00:42:37
and i leave him behind

00:42:40
time for a walk of reflection

00:42:43
wow uh well all right see you later that was chopper

00:42:49
do i still the taxi cab

00:42:51
no the taxi uh it didn't no you guys didn't blow it up it just dropped you off like a taxi does

00:42:57
um okay so yeah we didn't know we stole it no you guys got another one

00:43:02
guy but he decided to not charge that one crashed

00:43:05
i see but i was gonna kill the robot driver of the next one but he decided not to charge us

00:43:16
what a nice fella yeah something like that

00:43:20
oh these are all broken that's what happened

00:43:26
all right so you get to oh yeah there's gamble time

00:43:32
gamble time oh yeah the dealer all right so you guys stop at the uh

00:43:37
the spider first uh

00:43:40
hold on one second here yeah

00:43:42
is that hollow sabacc

00:43:44
uh it looks like yeah um it's played mostly the same

00:43:51
as regular sabacc okay i just i didn't know that existed

00:43:56
um they never showed that

00:43:58
no well i haven't seen solo but

00:44:01
there was definitely not hollow okay

00:44:05
spoiler lando got caught cheating

00:44:07
oh lando

00:44:11
okay so siren gets there first and he's waiting for rx's rx pulls up

00:44:18
sorry all right

00:44:23
all right there's uh

00:44:24
there's our diplomat for the night

00:44:26
uh well he was not comfortable with me manning the controls and decided he would rather walk

00:44:33
okay even though there are many empty chasms that span thousands of feet in between all the buildings

00:44:42
not exactly sure how he's going to walk

00:44:44
i have no idea either

00:44:46
i think it's the vester

00:44:47
the buster helps him fly or

00:44:51
or glide or something

00:44:52
really do i is there like a

00:44:56
glider in my buster hey you're not here

00:44:59
i'm not talking to you guys i'm not in character god

00:45:03
god yeah i think that's the only real reason to wear one of them

00:45:07
because it might have gliding properties all right so you guys nod to each other and

00:45:11
start walking into the sabacc parlor the sights and sounds of the spider are

00:45:17
similar to those of many sabacc parlors with a central pit

00:45:20
of card tables surrounded by various electronic games the establishment is crowded and noisy

00:45:25
the cheers that accompany winning hands and lucky rolls ring out across the room behind the bar

00:45:31
the bar a two-headed troig deftly passes out drinks using all four arms

00:45:35
chattering chatting with down on their luck gamblers

00:45:38
or himself intermittently a quick scan of the room shows that the nickto bounty hunter is not here

00:45:44
so you must rely on the various patrons and employees for information

00:45:48
are those the ones that that was doing the uh

00:45:52
are you still nickto

00:45:53
and i k to yes um in the journal i think i actually have nickto

00:45:59
if you go to the journal and then characters or not characters species

00:46:04
i think i have nickto yeah i do

00:46:09
but the bartender is the one that uh that did the races right yeah

00:46:13
he's gonna do that

00:46:15
because i knew he had two heads

00:46:18
oh that's right i said he had two heads okay good job yeah yeah he conversed with himself

00:46:25
yeah well

00:46:26
quote unquote himself right or herself or their self good

00:46:34
do you know how to play this game

00:46:40
sorry

00:46:43
yes

00:46:47
i have a bounty hunter after all you should perhaps go to tables and see if you can find out about

00:46:53
a nickto who frequents this establishment

00:46:55
is there any tables with a wookie at them

00:46:59
i did not see one

00:47:03
so um

00:47:05
roll um

00:47:07
wait no yeah don't don't roll a perception yeah

00:47:10
yeah you guys just why don't we just wait

00:47:12
why don't we just wait for mac to get to the place

00:47:15
um okay like anything big happens

00:47:18
so

00:47:18
whatever you want

00:47:20
as you guys are um

00:47:23
you guys are just getting into the spider let's let's skip over to

00:47:27
back to mac who's um walking to the

00:47:33
walking to the sabacc parlor um what what is he doing

00:47:38
oh i'm pissed i'm kind of kicking the sand a little bit

00:47:43
why the fuck are my friends with these guys just leave me in the dust they know i

00:47:47
i'm the driver i'm not gonna let some robot let me drive you know kind of just stewing

00:47:52
you know in the kind of a general way um

00:47:55
okay kind of trying to do the you know just kind of just walking trying to figure out where

00:48:01
the fuck i'm at

00:48:02
hey mac mac

00:48:03
oh you you get a ring on your

00:48:05
your

00:48:06
calm

00:48:07
where are you at

00:48:08
i thought we were gonna take the bike with rx

00:48:11
you guys took both the bikes

00:48:14
well that's why i left first was so

00:48:17
so rx was forced to deal with you

00:48:20
i offered to i offered to give him a ride and look how he

00:48:24
dealed with me after all the times i've had to deal with you two psychopaths

00:48:28
one time and you just take off without me

00:48:30
me i offered to give him a ride rx offered you a ride you said no your pride was too big

00:48:39
so now you gotta walk like a chump

00:48:41
i turned my can i turned the thing off

00:48:44
can i send him a text message or something with the no i thought you can send me morse code roll

00:48:50
roll a uh roll a uh core world check uh let's say it's let's let's say it's hard or maybe

00:48:59
underworld uh because you're going to the sabacc parlor i don't know what what do you think

00:49:05
uh for uh for me yeah can i send him the number of the taxi cab company

00:49:12
i'll just do an underworld check is okay yeah

00:49:16
i failed

00:49:22
you are lost

00:49:25
it sounds about right

00:49:28
you you've noticed that you you've walked past the same building like twice already

00:49:34
i swear i've seen that building a couple of times

00:49:38
circular platforms around the buildings

00:49:41
daddy's ever left that building where the hell am i

00:49:49
do you do you try sending the coordinates andy

00:49:54
yeah i sent no no i don't send the corners i sent him the number for uh the taxi cab company oh

00:50:01
okay and all i got was a bunch of beeps off my transponder i don't know what the

00:50:04
fuck said why is this beeping

00:50:06
yeah i mean you see it's you see it's beeping uh so you don't know what it says but somehow

00:50:14
you know because it's like a special like vibration that it is from sarn

00:50:18
yeah and i i'm thinking about ignoring it

00:50:24
i know where i'm going though right because i think they told us where to go right

00:50:27
i don't know you know what place you know what place you're going to

00:50:31
but you're not quite sure how to get there

00:50:34
so you know the name of the sabacc parlor uh at least i think okay

00:50:38
do you remember all right the name of it right

00:50:41
uh yeah so the sabacc parlor

00:50:48
i can nail it i'm gonna start uh i guess i'm gonna start like just start doing fine and start

00:50:54
like doing the whole hitchhiking thing seeing if that's gonna help me out

00:50:57
um okay what's my hitchhiking role i don't know i'm like i gotta look at the skills there's gotta be

00:51:05
there's gotta be a what maybe like oh i i saw a hitchhiker yesterday so or not yesterday

00:51:15
how how would you look like did you look did he look like me it was it was midnight

00:51:22
so i didn't really get a good look i'm just glad i didn't hit him with my car

00:51:26
um because it was pitch blackout how are you going to entice people to pick you up

00:51:33
um oh him i thought you were talking about the guy i saw

00:51:38
charm okay dashing good looks

00:51:44
he's gonna roll up his pants and stick his leg out

00:51:46
just just to be coy okay hit him with the classic

00:51:52
all right roll uh roll a charm roll an average charm

00:52:07
success what was that so um as as you you stick out your arm in your leg or something is that how you're

00:52:17
charming you're sticking out your leg

00:52:19
and this man

00:52:22
he's only he's only he's only 15 he's only 15 years old

00:52:30
uh jelly g uh

00:52:32
okay oh this guy oh yeah i didn't know you guys can see that uh no i don't like that you gotta go

00:52:40
under and make it private yeah oh is that what it is all right so anyway this guy this probably

00:52:47
this guy comes and picks you up um in a speeder uh and he he stops next to you and opens his door and says you going somewhere

00:52:57
yeah it's a back parlor it's a back parlor there's a lot of those around here do you don't got a name

00:53:03
uh it's the nice one

00:53:09
oh you're not really dressed to go to the nice sabacc parlor

00:53:12
this is a fine buster is that what that is this yeah oh i can i can dig it it's a

00:53:24
oh you can yeah i can dig it wait nice bus yeah i mean i could go for sabacc for some sabacc

00:53:31
yeah you wanna go the name's jelly g jelly g yeah write that down so i don't forget i write the

00:53:40
freeball i like their names down in my little book here oh you like me already huh yeah i like the cut

00:53:46
of your jib jelly 15 he is i'm not 15 i am of driving age i'm probably like 100 1500 days per

00:53:56
square inch so no one could look that up years uh and and it did say his height did it um he's in

00:54:07
a story i don't i remember what it was what he was tall it was six something oh oh man you guys gotta

00:54:16
see this picture of this fucking doofus he's in a story uh i just looked it up on wikipedia

00:54:23
what is his name oh that's not it he is of species is sorry so he's he's kind of he's he looks like

00:54:36
he's got long a long braided hair um he's amphibious uh and carnivorous he's uh you know he's he's

00:54:46
a humanoid um i don't know do links work if i paste those in there oh yeah there you go

00:54:54
peso

00:54:55
pesos

00:54:58
sorry

00:54:59
i could dig that i could dig that vest that's a pretty sick looking vest well wait he's he's wearing a vest

00:55:13
are we are you wearing a vest too well i don't wear it i thought his braids were his other arm for a

00:55:21
second no those are my braids and then he he rips off his shirt and he's wearing a vest under his shirt

00:55:26
vest brothers

00:55:28
best brothers

00:55:30
all right yeah i don't think you're going to uh the nice sabacc parlor like i said they're not really a

00:55:37
best place trust me i tried uh but the spider that's probably the place you want to go the

00:55:43
spider love it only if you come with me buddy uh they grab arms and take off and then uh they drive

00:55:55
really fast um and get to the sabacc parlor

00:56:02
so this is it uh yeah i'm gonna get this get in there hey matt hey hey mac who's your new friend

00:56:08
i just walk in i'm like hello spider hello spider

00:56:15
and everyone looks around you for

00:56:19
i just i elbow saw it i'm like the diplomat has arrived

00:56:26
ladies and gentlemen someone get this man a drink also i found a guy with a vest get in here

00:56:32
hello sorry is his name is sorry what's your name again no that's not my name g g get in here g

00:56:40
i had to look it up on my little notebook good thing you wrote it down

00:56:44
i did oh that's what he sounds like now yeah no i'm i'm southern now i didn't really think about

00:56:52
what he would be but no i am just one big hillbilly i'm just vest loving man that's the back loving

00:56:58
man and now this man's got a vest too

00:57:00
did you see my braid

00:57:03
so who are you i'm jolly g i i slowly walk away to try to find a wookie who's who's your friend over

00:57:15
there because i think she's giving me the lovely eyes

00:57:18
you should go flirt with her no not you the green one the green one

00:57:25
the one that just walked away you should definitely try to go

00:57:29
you should definitely try to go go after him he he she loves vests believe me she loves vests

00:57:37
and hair ties

00:57:38
hmm yeah

00:57:43
okay um

00:57:46
let's see somebody roll a perception

00:57:50
how about sorry sorry sorry you just you just slunk away

00:57:55
oh let's see mac is back oh my perception is not good

00:58:01
what's the difficulty uh it's it's easy

00:58:03
how do i manage that oh you failed uh you look around and um you perceive nothing

00:58:14
uh

00:58:24
just stand there you're just yeah you continue to stand there uh what i don't know

00:58:28
i don't know what that means

00:58:30
scratching your arm

00:58:32
uh

00:58:34
i wonder how i get my robo toe to work again

00:58:38
yeah it's it's it's locked in the outright position

00:58:42
so yeah that's why i look so good in my sandals

00:58:47
is that just how toes dormily are

00:58:49
no

00:58:52
it's not moving they're supposed to move

00:58:54
minimally

00:58:57
whatever totally they don't move in shoes that much

00:59:02
all right so what are you doing

00:59:05
i like to wear shoes

00:59:06
they don't know i don't know i would have said that

00:59:10
what what did you say tiger what are you doing

00:59:12
um i am looking around um oh i should probably walk up to the bar i'm trying to listen in on what

00:59:22
what people are saying just to hear if i can hear anyone talking about uh

00:59:26
you know crime or bounties or

00:59:31
what what alien species was that guy

00:59:35
trike

00:59:36
yeah

00:59:38
troy

00:59:40
just you know

00:59:41
i'm looking to see it

00:59:43
i think he was part of the kite family

00:59:45
no no

00:59:47
uh

00:59:48
seeing if i see other troids

00:59:52
there's a nikto

00:59:53
nikto yeah that's what he is yeah

00:59:55
azarath mekto

00:59:56
nikto

00:59:57
i just finished watching that series

00:59:59
um

01:00:02
okay uh let's see no one is just outright

01:00:06
talking about him

01:00:08
um

01:00:10
but the bartenders come up to you

01:00:13
say

01:00:14
haven't seen you around here before we don't get a lot of droids in here

01:00:21
yes that is

01:00:22
yes that is

01:00:22
normal at a establishment primarily

01:00:26
meant for

01:00:27
enjoyment of

01:00:30
biological life forms

01:00:32
yes i that's exactly what i meant

01:00:34
so what are you here for what are you doing

01:00:36
looking for a nikto

01:00:40
a nikto

01:00:42
well

01:00:42
frequent

01:00:43
frequentist establishment

01:00:45
i do know of a nikto

01:00:47
uh what do you what do you want to know about him

01:00:49
um i wish to hire him for a job

01:00:54
you sure

01:00:56
i need to

01:00:56
he's a

01:00:57
communicate with him

01:00:58
he's a bit of a hothead

01:01:00
yeah well i need a hothead

01:01:04
and i

01:01:06
it's a it's a it's a hot job

01:01:09
so so what one of them tells you he's a hothead and

01:01:11
and one of the the people is uh

01:01:14
one of the bartenders

01:01:16
because it's two heads remember

01:01:18
oh you just said yeah

01:01:19
he's

01:01:19
oh that's right yeah

01:01:20
he's a bit of a hothead and uh let's just say he's um

01:01:23
you know he

01:01:25
takes vengeance on sometimes when he loses it's a back around here

01:01:30
um

01:01:32
not sure you want to deal with somebody like that

01:01:37
well it's a hot job

01:01:39
and then

01:01:40
i need

01:01:40
the other bartender cuts you off and says

01:01:43
um

01:01:44
you know

01:01:45
this particular nikto

01:01:48
uh he owes

01:01:50
the spiders owner

01:01:51
a lot of money

01:01:53
so you're probably not going to find him around here

01:02:00
well that's

01:02:02
that's

01:02:02
is good to know

01:02:03
thank you

01:02:06
and i toss a

01:02:07
credit under the bar

01:02:09
and walk away

01:02:09
hold on let me make a note

01:02:10
minus one credit

01:02:14
oh gee thanks

01:02:17
i guess we'll split this

01:02:18
you're

01:02:21
you're

01:02:22
you're one being

01:02:22
are are we though

01:02:25
and then they look at each other confused

01:02:27
and then they're confused and i just walk away

01:02:31
yeah

01:02:32
nice distraction

01:02:34
all right um

01:02:36
i'm walking around

01:02:37
with i guess i should have said you only have one pocket

01:02:41
all right whatever

01:02:43
that would have been smoother

01:02:44
yeah

01:02:45
all right back to uh siren

01:02:50
all right i find a

01:02:54
i try to find the seediest sabacc table

01:02:57
uh is there a way i can find out if i know how to play sabacc

01:03:01
um

01:03:02
which well i mean okay so

01:03:11
somebody

01:03:12
do

01:03:14
do you know okay

01:03:16
yeah how would we figure out if you know sabacc i guess it'd be a knowledge would it be an underworld knowledge what else is there could be streetwise

01:03:27
i mean i knew i should have upgraded it yeah well it's

01:03:30
streetwise or underworld knowledge seems like it should work probably as well

01:03:35
yeah

01:03:35
i definitely know how to play sabacc

01:03:37
or perhaps you could teach siren

01:03:42
what right now yes

01:03:45
no well i mean you guys aren't you guys aren't talking to each other i think you and jolly g are just kind of

01:03:51
yucking it up yeah

01:03:52
we're palling around i'm introducing him to all the tables i'm like

01:03:57
it i'm like max skyblade max skyblade

01:04:00
diplomat friend and smuggler

01:04:02
uh

01:04:06
uh

01:04:07
uh

01:04:08
okay i'm really i'm really i'm trying to

01:04:10
whatever have you met my friend jally g look at this vest well

01:04:14
i found it

01:04:16
i you could say i think i discovered him i think well no i definitely no i definitely existed before

01:04:24
where you found me uh you know i was doing just fine i mean i mean i don't know that you discover me

01:04:29
you don't know yeah i mean i'm pretty cool

01:04:31
seconds before in a random character

01:04:34
right there

01:04:37
he existed for about two seconds before you knew i was a fully

01:04:41
person that lived an entire life my friend what i'm of probably what i'm saying what i'm

01:04:47
saying i'm gonna make you famous i'm gonna make you as famous as max skyblade

01:04:51
wow never heard of her i've heard the same thing on casting couch

01:04:57
you are not there okay so how do you know where i was gonna go next so just so sorry oh there we

01:05:04
go all right so uh sorry are you gonna roll an underworld check to see if you know how to play sabacc

01:05:09
yeah yeah all right uh what's the difficult it's average

01:05:13
uh all right you don't know how to play sabacc

01:05:24
but i do find the table where no one else knows how to play it that well either how about it's just

01:05:31
one person it's just one person that's never played sabacc before

01:05:35
and so you okay you sit down and watch that one other person at the table right

01:05:40
okay so it's just me and this other person this other person

01:05:43
those other creature um yeah you're right entity

01:05:50
okay can you see it or is it private it's private okay good

01:05:57
all right so this other this other i don't like how you laughed at that no it's good uh so so

01:06:04
at one time we don't have any light side points right uh that would have been perfect for light

01:06:09
side yeah i'm surprised i haven't used my dark side point yet all right so the one the one person

01:06:14
sitting at the sabacc table is um it's a trandoshan and they clearly don't know how to how to play sabacc

01:06:22
but the dealer is teaching them as they're playing um and and you can see other people around are kind of

01:06:28
uncomfortable uh because they have a newbie at at the table all right well i

01:06:34
while i sit down okay and i look at the transnotion say i apologize i've never played before

01:06:41
but i would really like to learn

01:06:43
neither have i can you tell

01:06:46
no not at all deception no

01:06:56
uh and yeah that's an easy deception you should be able to pull this lie off

01:07:00
apparently i was okay well thank you i'm trying very hard the dealer is very is very good here

01:07:14
good good good good good so i would i would like to know how to play as well okay so this might be a good time to cut out while he's teaching me oh okay uh there are so we don't have to actually know there are rules there are rules in here for it so um not not now okay yeah okay all right uh back back to rex who's sitting at the bar

01:07:42
talking to the i walked away from the bar i was kind of ambling okay um right i kind of like right

01:07:50
drop walked away okay uh roll a perception check

01:07:56
what else

01:08:01
what are incidents

01:08:02
how hard

01:08:03
there really are rules what's that how hard uh easy so there really are rules yeah

01:08:10
yeah there's rules for this game too like dice rolls and stuff yeah that's what i'm looking at

01:08:14
i succeeded but i also have some threats

01:08:18
okay um

01:08:20
you you're looking around the place and you do see

01:08:23
uh an out of place wookie uh the the wookie as most wookiees are is very tall he's sort of

01:08:31
standing in the back somewhat menacingly that's the the threat um he doesn't even notice you

01:08:37
but this wookie is entirely white

01:08:41
that's peculiar yes it's white

01:08:48
i'd beeline towards him

01:08:51
right to novelty

01:08:54
okay what a novelty oh novelty that's good

01:08:57
yes

01:08:59
um i wouldn't really appreciate being called a novel

01:09:04
i didn't call him that it was just me talking to myself

01:09:08
yeah yeah okay

01:09:10
i'm gonna tell you something

01:09:12
um

01:09:13
uh

01:09:15
and so i approach him and strike up conversation i can can i speak wookiee

01:09:22
they can usually understand basic it doesn't matter

01:09:25
they can yeah yeah but can you understand that

01:09:28
i have no idea that's a great question i guess we'll find out

01:09:32
knowledge roll

01:09:33
uh

01:09:34
uh

01:09:35
no i think i think you can i think that can be part of your part of your backstory um

01:09:43
well i was just gonna say so i go up to him and just say

01:09:45
um

01:09:46
it's not it's not normal for uh

01:09:50
wookies to gamble

01:09:51
i would roll a charm check on that unless you have a better a better idea for the role

01:09:56
i guess i wasn't trying to like just trying to strike up conversation

01:10:02
yeah okay yeah

01:10:04
he's he's he's a badass uh wookie

01:10:07
uh how hard is this uh let's say it's hard

01:10:12
okay

01:10:14
probably not gonna get it

01:10:17
oh

01:10:19
that's my best wookie

01:10:21
and he sort of he sort of he sort of ignores you

01:10:25
all right well

01:10:30
i guess i should have watched from a distance

01:10:33
you can you can attempt to roll again for an extra difficulty

01:10:40
no uh

01:10:42
and i will fail

01:10:42
uh and threateningly he sort of looks down his wookie eyes at you

01:10:46
and makes that noise again

01:10:49
oh

01:10:49
but radar

01:10:55
all right

01:10:57
ghost of kashi keep your secrets

01:11:00
ghost of kashi nice i like it

01:11:05
oh i get it

01:11:06
oh i get it

01:11:06
uh let's see

01:11:08
because he's white

01:11:08
like a ghost

01:11:10
yeah i know

01:11:10
what else is even going on here

01:11:12
what are you guys doing

01:11:13
we were looking for

01:11:19
we're looking for a guy

01:11:21
a bounty hunter

01:11:22
oh right so so far you have determined only one thing

01:11:25
and we've determined that he's not gonna be here because he owes the

01:11:29
owner a ton of money but he owned but he does owe the owner a lot of money

01:11:33
so uh

01:11:36
uh

01:11:36
correct all right who's next all right i've all right so saback wookie i guess we'll go back to mac

01:11:47
i'm currently talking to this guy in the picture who looks like alex trebek and really trying to like

01:11:53
get him to take my business and whatever he's trying to

01:11:56
no idea what he does but he looks very rich and very very very very wealthy

01:12:01
okay and i'm really trying to like and i'm showing off uh

01:12:06
jally g like like look at him too this guy you know all right uh roll

01:12:13
um let me think what could it be perception maybe

01:12:19
it's something social about this guy that you might be able to find out

01:12:27
so so what perception or either perception or charm i guess charm you're really trying to charm this guy

01:12:36
oh i'm doing i'm charming his pants okay

01:12:42
okay just oh no uh

01:12:46
uh it's his pants are staying on

01:12:47
but but to advantage

01:12:50
alex trebek is not interested so he's not this is another another star role

01:12:55
yeah i'm i'm i'm mad from all my failures um so

01:12:59
you you notice that everyone's kind of looking at you uh because you're being so chummy with this person

01:13:06
uh he has no interest in your the business that you're trying to sell him what are you trying to sell him again

01:13:12
smuggling i guess uh yeah smuggling or just anything okay and

01:13:19
do you need a man i got a team and this guy this guy nudges you in the ribs next to you

01:13:29
um it's a little um

01:13:33
um

01:13:34
um

01:13:35
uh basically greedo

01:13:37
uh

01:13:40
greedo yeah and he turns to you and he says you know that guy is the owner of this place

01:13:48
he is yes this guy yes this guy's so handsome he had to be he had to be you own this place

01:13:55
this name his name is this is a fine establishment here

01:13:58
what yeah thank you thank you for coming course and fenn thanks for coming i don't i don't need a

01:14:06
man thank you again thank you i don't need a man how about a valid how about a valid no i don't

01:14:12
your car i'm very gonna drive i have all the ballots i need just please leave me alone

01:14:19
just give me one just give me one maybe two advantages here just come on okay what do you want what do you

01:14:26
want what i'll give you i'll give you one advantage if you'll just leave me alone we're hunting we're

01:14:34
looking for a guy a bounty hunter yeah okay this place is a nick toe a nick toe it's not that

01:14:43
a lot of money it's it's not that bastard that bastard credo is it it sounds like it might be

01:14:54
he's a nick toe and you tell you what he's a hothead and he's lost a lot of money here the

01:14:58
man owes me a lot of money well let me tell you i'm on my way to look for him what would you how

01:15:05
well would you want to help me out in some kind of way um

01:15:09
let's see i tell you i uh wait wait wait wait

01:15:18
does he know the dance so roll a

01:15:27
yeah roll a roll a negotiation check

01:15:32
it's average stations station

01:15:40
it's succeeded with three successes three successes okay okay i think i think i can help you

01:15:48
um i can pass along word to kato because he owes me money and so i can talk to him

01:15:57
that i found a buyer for some of the spice he's been trying to out offload

01:16:05
so if you can set a trap for him

01:16:09
and make an example of him for everybody else here then if you owe course and money he

01:16:17
will

01:16:19
fuck you up i will pay you

01:16:26
then i walk up and look at that it looks like he did need a man

01:16:29
who is this

01:16:33
hi i just just bucket of bullets not then

01:16:38
why what are you doing in a bar you don't drink

01:16:42
now forget it whatever you're getting in the middle here do we got ourselves a deal here uh

01:16:49
i didn't even get your name yeah of course mr mr my name is my name is mac j skyblade

01:16:55
mac j and i'm here to get and i'm here to get around i'm here to get your money back and rip some

01:17:01
new assholes i mean j is new what is j it's new oh

01:17:09
what was it before

01:17:12
wait i don't know i really don't care all right i mean i don't need him to have a new

01:17:19
asshole i just need him to pay me or stuff for a little bit make an example out of him all right

01:17:26
i will do you mind if my friend jelly g sits down with your card game right here

01:17:31
yeah as long as he's gambling i don't give a

01:17:33
shit

01:17:35
all right jelly have a seat i got you see i told you i have to help you hit the hit it to the big

01:17:43
times hey where is the trap being set

01:17:45
yeah where should we meet it where tell me where to where i'll meet him and i'll be there

01:17:49
uh a guns a blazing

01:17:51
uh it's got god really has to have a think on this i do i don't really know

01:18:06
um i could get him i'll get him word to meet you someplace uh but you let me know where

01:18:12
okay great like right now or like right this second no not right this second but soon perhaps

01:18:21
next week did we ever what was the other place he was supposed to be supposed to be at

01:18:27
uh the club the dancing there were two other places you could go he was not gonna why don't we

01:18:33
start it yeah dancing what was the other place rex the dancing club and the what was the other place

01:18:39
i don't remember uh zelcom tower

01:18:42
is that tower what is that tower what is zelcom tower uh it's the place it's basically a place of business uh they're a shipping company

01:18:53
sounds like that's right in case if you needed to

01:18:58
sounds like a good place for a trap let's accost him there i think that would probably be easier

01:19:03
yeah let's do it okay let's set it up for there also it would be realistic if he's trying to

01:19:09
offload his spice and he thinks he's selling a spice at the harbor place

01:19:13
part of issue place yeah okay all right i'll see what i can do

01:19:20
just just leave me the fuck alone i'll get i'll get you some kind of meet up for next week

01:19:29
see what i can do and i walk away jelly my friend well hello i'll miss you what what you're gonna

01:19:37
leave me here you know this isn't the first time i ever played sabacc in fact i took you here you

01:19:42
didn't know where you were going i mean you keep showing me around here but these people all know me

01:19:47
well they know you even better because you're a good man and you wear a fantastic

01:19:59
fantastic vest well thank you and so do you and i gotta say those are the best legs i ever picked up

01:20:06
you know a good pair of legs you know a good pair of legs i'm gonna miss that guy this is my favorite

01:20:14
this is the most favorite guy i've ever met well you know like he just came out of nowhere yeah well

01:20:20
yeah okay well yeah i'm gonna play a few hands here okay so you you walk away and our ex has already like

01:20:28
walked away from the table and sarn um is still talking to the transdotion you see him walking or talking to

01:20:37
um i forgot his name

01:20:39
he ever say yeah he said his name i did not but i do have it here

01:20:50
uh and you guys are playing sabacc yes and let's say that you two one of you two or both of you

01:21:00
come over to talk to sarn to let him know what just happened

01:21:02
anyone hey guys

01:21:09
hey yeah how's it going

01:21:12
how's it going for you

01:21:14
learning this is a difficult game are you winning he's not

01:21:19
he's not very good at learning

01:21:23
well guess what we think we think we found where this guy's at i made good friends with the bar the

01:21:32
owner of this bar we're best friends now and uh he gave us a hot tip he might even pay us for this one

01:21:39
so we're gonna be making a lot of extra buck for taking this guy out

01:21:42
i don't think you should be yelling that

01:21:45
i didn't yell that it's a word i meant yeah

01:21:48
i'm not yelling i'm can't

01:21:51
how much i know i'm not wearing headphones like i don't think you should be saying it that how

01:21:56
how much

01:21:56
i'm not i'm not

01:21:57
i'm not

01:21:58
i'm not out loud out loud as you guys are bickering the transdotion interrupts and says

01:22:02
how much did you get that cheap bastard to give you

01:22:04
he said we would negotiate at a later time that is not very good negotiation

01:22:12
i'm just maybe a a simple transdotion who doesn't play fabric but that seems like you're

01:22:21
going to blow all your leverage well that's what you think i got this worked out we're best friends

01:22:29
and of our special skill

01:22:31
special our special skill of getting out on top

01:22:36
or blowing our leverage or blowing our load

01:22:40
so you guys are those type of people

01:22:48
well what do you mean something weird type of people something weird happens to these two when

01:22:53
they see trend oceans no it's all started with a pinup in a ship

01:22:58
what your story i pull the picture out of my wallet and show it

01:23:05
oh now that is one ugly trend ocean

01:23:14
do you do you do you see the pattern on her it's a very unappealing pattern

01:23:19
not from behind it's not

01:23:24
that's okay well i'm gonna continue learning how to place the park

01:23:38
all right i pick up my credits and leave leave with uh mac and rx

01:23:46
rocking i guess

01:23:50
okay um so how about

01:23:56
mac roll a easy perception check

01:24:02
hey sir there's a really uh there's a really mean wookie you should go talk to

01:24:06
oh yeah i like wookies

01:24:08
he's that big white one in the back

01:24:12
i call him the ghost of kashik

01:24:14
you notice nothing

01:24:15
you perceive nothing

01:24:18
i go talk to the ghost of kashik

01:24:20
wow

01:24:21
uh

01:24:23
what's up buddy

01:24:24
wow

01:24:27
how are you doing uh he seems to be a little bit warmer towards you uh for some reason

01:24:33
probably because you're biological in nature um

01:24:36
tell him you killed butt radar

01:24:39
don't i'm not gonna tell him that all right oh you shouldn't be saying that so loud what are you

01:24:45
uh so roll a roll a charm check it's it's gonna be hard

01:24:52
it's just one of those fucking days man

01:25:00
where you don't want to wake up

01:25:02
oh

01:25:02
uh yeah he looks kind of mean at you but he heard you say butt radar and he looks intrigued

01:25:08
and uh he says you know butt radar uh no butt radar

01:25:16
i'm hunting butt radars he says

01:25:18
oh

01:25:20
you know

01:25:22
i killed

01:25:23
a butt radar

01:25:25
you killed a butt radar

01:25:27
i did

01:25:29
when

01:25:32
which butt radar

01:25:37
it's

01:25:38
two years ago

01:25:40
i don't know how long ago it was

01:25:43
three years ago

01:25:46
uh

01:25:47
uh

01:25:47
okay well i mean

01:25:49
your character would know when it was

01:25:51
okay so three years ago

01:25:53
three years ago you killed the butt radar

01:25:56
three yes yeah

01:25:59
what happened after you killed him i've never managed to kill one

01:26:02
uh another wookie that was in the group came up

01:26:07
did we see that

01:26:09
what

01:26:10
did that

01:26:12
did we see that happen i don't remember

01:26:14
we actually

01:26:14
did our characters

01:26:15
see that

01:26:16
did our characters see that though i'm serious i don't i don't remember

01:26:20
yeah you guys you guys were standing at the windows

01:26:23
tell me the story of how you killed the butt radar

01:26:28
do i have to go into all of it or can i just tell them that

01:26:31
just just parts of it maybe that maybe the last part

01:26:33
all right so we're just give me the broad strokes

01:26:37
and house

01:26:39
and i was

01:26:40
and i was aiming at butt radar and i managed to kill him

01:26:43
and he felt like the sack of

01:26:45
shit he is

01:26:46
not a big fan of other wookies

01:26:49
right that's because he's a

01:26:52
shit

01:26:52
so one of the other wookies that was there ran up to his body

01:26:56
took his medallion and ran off

01:27:00
so it passes by the medallion

01:27:02
i could get out there to take the medallion in time

01:27:04
yeah

01:27:04
so as soon as you kill them you have to get the medallion

01:27:09
i've never been able to see a butt radar actually be killed

01:27:13
i've been trying to figure out a lot about i'm trying to learn about the butt radar

01:27:16
they're very very powerful but i am just that damn good

01:27:24
well anytime you need a favor bud let me know any any murder of butt radar is a friend of mine

01:27:31
good good good i give him my uh my my transponder

01:27:38
number frequency

01:27:41
morse code

01:27:44
and then he winks at you

01:27:46
also you speak wookie

01:27:48
it seems like everybody speaks wookie

01:27:54
yeah yeah

01:27:54
everybody except dumb robots right

01:27:57
man i wonder what they're talking about

01:28:00
and then you two have a have a good laugh

01:28:04
it's really weird watching sarn going

01:28:07
like they've been having this normal conversation we're just sitting there just like

01:28:14
wookie

01:28:14
yeah and wookie

01:28:16
so mac doesn't speak wookie

01:28:18
uh i can understand it i just don't like it

01:28:23
it's kind of like it's kind of like in real life i can kind of understand some spanish

01:28:27
yeah you just don't like it let's go with that

01:28:31
do you think wookiees are the french of the

01:28:34
the galaxy

01:28:36
that's uh

01:28:36
that's um

01:28:38
what is it the twi'leks they're the french

01:28:41
yeah

01:28:42
or they say french accents

01:28:44
all right well i think that's a good place place to leave it

01:28:47
french slash my stick it

01:28:49
well for me

01:28:50
all right cool all right

01:28:55
all right i think that was pretty good

01:28:58
yeah all right let me stop

01:29:01
stop

01:29:03
no yeah

01:29:04
god keeps forgetting about his dark side points

01:29:06
that's

01:29:06
that's you know

01:29:07
alex trebek

01:29:08
he's dead

01:29:10
still he's right there playing next to that chick in the picture

01:29:13
that guy

01:29:14
that's alex trebek

01:29:15
i think that guy

01:29:16
oh yeah i was totally zoned out during that

01:29:18
space alex trebek

01:29:20
orison wells

01:29:21
or course and wells

01:29:22
uh that's not his name but

01:29:24
but max skyblade has never been known for his listening

01:29:29
or his remembering of any names

01:29:33
unless he writes them down

01:29:35
he remembered the vest guy pretty good