Cunkle Jabba

Season 1, Episode 20
June 4, 2021

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I don't know how this is going to turn out.

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Okay.

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So, you guys are all in Timo's palace.

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You're in the communications room.

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No, aren't I?

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Oh, the power room.

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I'm in the power room, ready to crash the power, and I decide it's a good idea.

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It's opportunistic time.

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Sarn is at, oh no, you snuck back into the warehouse.

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Yeah.

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Because you went out and talked to some of the thaws in that hallway.

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Right.

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In the slave's quarters, yeah.

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Or the gladiator.

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The gladiator cells.

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They're slaves, you're close enough.

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The thug sort of rebutted you, and you went back into the warehouse.

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After, like, three failed checks.

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Yes, after three failed checks.

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And Mac is sitting at the bar in what is basically, it's like a stadium seating in, like, a fight pit.

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It's like an underground fight pit.

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And, like, Trex kind of thinks that he saw him.

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Trex is somewhat suspicious, and you saw Trex.

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But I also was very, very drunk.

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You were, you, yeah, you did not.

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Oh, you were acting very drunk.

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Yes.

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You were acting, you jumped and bumped into a bunch of people.

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So here's what's going to be, you're just going to be aware about tonight, because I have been drinking.

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So I've got to act like I'm sober pretending to be drunk.

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It's going to be an acting challenge.

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It's like that Robert Downey Jr. quote from Tropic Thunder.

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Can you recite it for us?

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No, I can't remember.

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It's just like, I'm Robert Downey Jr.

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I'm a white dude pretending to be a black dude pretending to be a white dude.

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I know who I am.

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Or something like that.

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I think I was fucked up when I watched Tropic Thunder.

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That's really cool.

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Yeah, why does that not surprise me?

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Okay.

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So now what?

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I go back over to RX.

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So you guys, so you guys are back in and remember the, I forgot my shoulder so I don't have the map of the Hutts Palace.

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But you could just turn the computer 90 degrees.

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Yeah, for now.

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Until I need to look at something.

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Well, like, no, more like so that it's facing me, directly me, and then everyone can be able to see it pretty much like that.

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Is that good?

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You guys can see it?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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So that's basically the palace.

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Bad side.

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So, yeah, so me and Saren then are in the room with the orange lines.

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Yep, you guys are in the power room.

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Okay, so let's say Saren went back over here.

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And then, I mean, honestly, we're really just waiting to see what.

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Well, it's real destiny.

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Destiny!

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The whole point of this was to wait for, to allow Mac to try to figure some things out.

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Like, see what he can find.

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So, like, we're just kind of waiting to see what he can find.

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Dang it.

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I'm going to roll up.

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Dark.

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Too late.

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All right, so four light and too dark.

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Four light, too dark.

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Yeah, I'm going to look around, but I don't know what I'm going to find here.

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Yeah, I mean, like, the idea was just, like, listen and, like, spy and, like, just see what

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you can see.

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I just want to watch some fights.

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Okay, so let's say that Saren and Rx meet back in the power room and you guys are going

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to discuss what, like, the future, what the plan is now.

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Because you couldn't get into the gladiators.

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That was kind of the plan before.

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It was a plan to cause confusion.

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Right.

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So, you were unsuccessful in releasing the gladiators?

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They didn't buy my bullshit.

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Hmm.

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Unfortunate.

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Well, nonetheless, killing the power should plunge the entire palace into darkness.

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It should be still a pretty sufficient distraction.

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We shall just wait to see what Mac is able to discover in the cantina.

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Okay.

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Don't worry about me.

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How is it?

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How is it?

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Wait, wait, I brought it.

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Did you bring it?

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I brought it.

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I brought it.

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Your child didn't choke on it?

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No.

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Obviously not.

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Well, I don't know.

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I didn't see it.

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You got it back.

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I forgot that.

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Mac.

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Mac.

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Come in.

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Hello?

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Mac.

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What are you seeing?

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What is the situation in the throne room?

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Who is this?

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How is the situation in the throne room?

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It's going good.

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I've had a few drinks at the bar.

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And I think...

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Wait, have you act?

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I think you're going surely.

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Yeah.

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I've had it at the bar.

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Right?

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Okay.

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You had not at the end of last session?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, there's no reason that you couldn't have had a few space shots.

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You were pretending to be drunk.

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No.

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He had bumped into someone.

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The bartender thought he was drunk.

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Made him blow a breathalyzer.

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And he blowed 0.0.

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And he blowed 0.0.

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And they continued to surfing.

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Yes.

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I've been sitting here drinking at the bar.

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Talking to the bartender a little bit.

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Knows a lot about his drinks.

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Okay.

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But anything that will help us.

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You know.

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With our mission.

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Hold on.

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Let me ask.

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What?

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Oh, yeah.

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Pizza's here.

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Oh!

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Pizza's here.

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What?

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Pizza?

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What about your cloak?

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Oh, let me show you the new.

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The new.

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Does this have the new lobby in it?

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Yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, wow.

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Cool.

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Yeah, but.

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That's what Teemo looks like.

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I was like, they're just making a rocket out there.

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I guess so.

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But I put some Rill on there.

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Oh, that's what that is.

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Okay.

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It's Rill.

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Oh, okay.

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Our favorite.

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Our favorite illicit substance.

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There's other stuff in here.

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I didn't.

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I just didn't have a.

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I like it.

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I'm going to put the other stuff in there.

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There was.

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I had put the picture of.

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What was it?

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My Trandoshan lover.

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The Polaroid.

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Oh, yeah.

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One second.

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One second.

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Do you want to still hold it?

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No.

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I don't want to hold it.

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All right.

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We can take a break.

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Hi.

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Sorry about that.

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We got very far.

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We got so far.

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But I think we got like the.

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The summary of last week.

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A little bit.

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Oh, yeah.

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Thank you.

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I do remember Matt got very confused.

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as you guys.

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You ready?

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Can you take this one?

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Yeah.

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Let's figure out.

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Yeah.

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What we were doing.

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I better close this before you guys.

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Read it.

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I will discover all of your secrets.

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God.

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God's secrets.

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Oh, I can follow.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Because you said you want to turn off the power.

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Well, because the idea was we're hoping.

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I'm hoping that if we can turn off the power, we can then.

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I'll just relay the plan in narrative here.

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To Sarn.

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Yeah.

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Sarn.

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Okay.

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So the plan.

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It comes in handy.

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The plan.

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The plan is that we will wait until an opportune moment to kill the power.

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Then we will hurry to the communications room and attempt to send out a communique by powering

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the communications hub through my power, thus bypassing the security routines they have.

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And then if I can look through the security protocols, I'm hoping that I can find something

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that would lose evidence to him doing the wrong thing.

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I don't know really where else to look.

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Yeah.

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The workshop was a dead end and.

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Still is a gladiator.

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Yeah.

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So, I mean, unless he's hiding it under his butt on the throne.

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That is a huge possibility.

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Right.

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It is a big butt.

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Yeah.

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He might just have a document there that's like, plan to take over Java.

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Plan to take over Java.

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I'm hoping to find the PDF version of it.

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The communications room.

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The space PDF, sorry.

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Are you guys, you guys are in, you guys are still in the power room?

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Yeah, which is right next to the communications room.

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Okay.

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And luckily, these rooms are completely vacant in the evening bed.

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Well, who's going to hang out in the power room?

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I don't know.

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Fucking slaves.

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Okay.

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Servants.

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Servants?

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No, there's nobody in there.

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You guys are, you guys lucked out.

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That's what I said.

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So, let's say that Mac sitting at the bar was just served a beer.

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Space beer.

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Space beer.

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There you go.

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Thank you, sir.

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Space beer.

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Space brew.

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How's it going tonight?

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It's busy.

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Yeah, I can tell.

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How's the fights been going?

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Fights are good.

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Fights are good.

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People are super excited about the band.

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Anything going on?

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Band?

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What band?

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Yeah.

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Band.

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Band Jack's Wab and the Scinders.

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Jizz Masters.

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They're Jizz Masters.

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Oh, my goodness.

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Yeah.

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No, they play Bith House.

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Oh, Bith House.

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I don't know anything about that.

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You don't?

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No.

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Oh, it's real big on Tatooine.

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You from Tatooine?

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I'm from around that part, but I've never heard about it.

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What's up, bud?

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I'm going to take one of these.

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Go ahead.

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Go ahead.

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Enjoy.

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Thank you.

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I just don't want to drink anymore.

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Yeah, I'm from around, so I'm in front of it, but I just haven't heard that band.

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I'm kind of a homebody.

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Oh, you're a homebody, huh?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Where are you from?

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You know, Mos Espa.

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Oh, Mos Espa?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Mos Espa.

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I never heard of it.

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A small town.

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Mining town.

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In Tatooine?

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I'm Tatooine.

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Oh, what do you guys listen to over there?

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We listen to jizz.

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Jizz.

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But you've never heard of smooth bandjacks?

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No, no.

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We're very religious-based jizz, you know.

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Oh.

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You're one of those.

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You know, it's just the town I come from.

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That's why I'm here, man.

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Oh, just trying to get out?

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Yeah.

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See something?

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How's Timo?

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How's he been?

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Timo?

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Yeah.

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Timo runs the place, right?

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Yeah, yeah.

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How's he?

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Yeah.

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Is it?

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I see him over there.

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You look at him.

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He's just...

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Yeah, and as you look at Timo, he just threw another little, like, space critter in the air and then eats it.

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Yeah, look at that.

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I'm pretty sure that was a Womp Rat.

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I knew it.

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I think, yeah, I think that's right.

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I think that was a Womp Rat.

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He's been munching on him all day.

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But I'm not going to tell him he's got a problem.

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Oh, man.

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Yeah, no, Timo runs this place.

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He's got gladiators in here fighting sometimes.

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That's pretty cool.

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Do you think we could poison they want Bratz?

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Uh, no.

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I'm just listening.

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Oh, you are listening to the...

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Yeah.

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Because I don't know how to turn this damn thing on.

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Can you hear him listen?

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Is that thing talking?

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No, no, this is my...

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This is...

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I don't think so.

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This is how I listen to music.

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Oh, that's that religious jizz?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Here, you want to listen?

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Yeah, sure.

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Let me see.

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Guys, sing.

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I'm sorry.

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Deception.

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Deception.

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Deception.

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God.

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That's terrible.

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I didn't say it was good, man.

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That's why I'm here listening to this great band.

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I hear...

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Have you ever heard of Bebo?

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Uh, Bebo.

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Bebo.

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Oh, Bebo.

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Yeah.

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I know Bebo.

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Bebo.

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That's it.

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You know what?

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Bebo?

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Bob Bebo.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, no, I've heard of him.

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Great jizz player.

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Great jizz player.

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Fantastic.

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He can do amazing things with jizz.

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Yeah, exactly.

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Amazing.

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Unbelievable.

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Unbelievable.

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Yeah, he's a great guy.

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Do you know him?

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I may have heard of him.

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Very great noncommittal answer.

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It's almost as if you don't know your own past yet.

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I met his son once.

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A little turd.

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That guy is a turd.

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Yeah, he's a turd.

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I mean, you know, rock star's son.

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It's hard.

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But that album he came out with was really super weird.

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Yeah.

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It's almost as if he doesn't know how to play the space organ.

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I don't think he does.

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Really?

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No.

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I met him once and he was, it wasn't a good time.

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But you know what?

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Celebrities, you know, five people away from Kevin Bacon, that kind of thing.

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Oh, yeah.

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Space bacon.

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He might have had some brain damage.

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Yeah, brain damage.

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Who?

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Bebo.

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Oh.

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Bebo or Bebo?

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I always get confused.

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You know, those guys, those, that alien race, all their names is Beboos and Bebops.

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It's, I mean, it may sound a little specious.

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It may a little racist.

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You're getting close.

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I know, I know, I know.

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What species is the bartender?

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No, the bartender's Deberonian.

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They all are.

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Oh.

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Deberon.

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I knew it.

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They're nothing like you Deberonians.

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You guys are great.

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Oh, thank you.

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Thank you for noticing.

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Did you see my horn?

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I did see your horns.

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They're very, very well shined.

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I noticed that on the way in.

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Yeah, I shined them.

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Oh, dude.

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It helps with the tips.

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You know what?

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Here's a tip.

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And I give them a space credit.

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Thank you for one credit.

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Hey, one drink worth per credit, you know?

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No.

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And I gave them, and this was after I just, you know, complimented your horns.

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So, what's, is Timo got anything going on tonight?

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Is anything going on?

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Well, like I said, he's got this new house band with this, um...

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Uh...

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Hold on.

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Hold on.

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Think we can impersonate the band?

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No, no.

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Band Jack's web.

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That's the name of the, the, the clue horn player.

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The clue horn player?

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Yeah, clue horn player.

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He's came from, uh, you know, he gets a lot of recitals around here.

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You guys play a lot of music during, during the gladiator matches?

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No, just in between.

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Oh.

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In between.

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Yeah, in between matches.

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I don't know when the next match is.

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Probably soon.

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Yeah.

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Who's fighting?

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Anyone live?

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Ugh.

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This one guy.

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He's undefeated.

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And I guess the other guy's undefeated.

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Because if you're defeated, you're dead.

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So, um...

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Is it...

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Should be good.

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Is it Paul Logan and Mayflower Lloyd?

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Yes, Mayflower Lloyd.

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And Paul Logan.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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That's actually a fight.

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That's actually a fight.

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That's happened this weekend, I think.

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Oh, yeah.

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His name is not Mayflower, but that's fine.

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What is it?

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It is a fight.

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Oh, Mayflower.

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Oh, you know, I thought it was...

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Yeah, no.

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Um...

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Yeah, they'll probably fight.

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No.

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I mean, I think they're fighting.

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Well, Mayflower Lloyd is undefeated.

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And as I mentioned, Paul Logan is also undefeated.

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Wow.

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That's like two undefeated people fighting.

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That's got to match.

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It's going to be...

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Is that tonight?

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Wait, did you get your bets in?

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I did not.

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I take bets.

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Where do I...

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I'm a bookie.

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You're a bookie?

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Yeah, I'm a bookie.

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I put $10 on Mayweather.

00:15:19
Ooh.

00:15:19
Mayflower.

00:15:20
Mayflower.

00:15:20
Mayflower.

00:15:21
Mayflower.

00:15:21
Mayflower.

00:15:21
Mayflower.

00:15:21
Mayflower.

00:15:21
Mayflower.

00:15:22
Yes.

00:15:22
I'm pretty sure Logan Paul's a jerk.

00:15:26
All right.

00:15:28
So...

00:15:29
I was going to say pedophile, but I think that's way too dirty for this universe.

00:15:32
So you want $10 on Mayflower?

00:15:34
10 credits.

00:15:35
Okay.

00:15:36
10 credits on Mayflower.

00:15:38
I'll take your money.

00:15:39
All right.

00:15:39
So I'm giving you a minus 11 credits.

00:15:42
I don't even know how much money I have.

00:15:44
I hope you have more than 11.

00:15:47
The sunset was really nice.

00:15:49
Yeah.

00:15:50
It's weird.

00:15:50
It's always in a different spot.

00:15:51
I don't know if that doesn't work.

00:15:54
What is it?

00:15:55
The sunset.

00:15:56
No.

00:15:57
Because of Aaron.

00:15:57
You were talking about that earlier.

00:15:59
That he...

00:16:01
Oh, you were outside.

00:16:02
He like climbed up a silo and nailed a lawn chair to the silo to watch the sunset.

00:16:07
Oh, yeah.

00:16:08
Sunrise.

00:16:08
And he sat there for three...

00:16:10
Oh, whatever.

00:16:10
I thought it was sunset.

00:16:11
Sunrise.

00:16:12
Bridget said sunrise.

00:16:13
Oh, okay.

00:16:14
And then he sat there for three hours and realized...

00:16:15
That's the wrong side of the silo.

00:16:16
I know the side of the silo.

00:16:17
I have ways over like 300 pounds.

00:16:19
Not at the time.

00:16:20
Yeah.

00:16:20
But dude, could you imagine now?

00:16:22
Yeah, it would be...

00:16:23
Tear down the whole silo.

00:16:24
Yeah, but it might fall down.

00:16:25
That'd be fine.

00:16:25
Your brother's real heavy?

00:16:29
Yeah.

00:16:30
He's not fat.

00:16:32
He's just big.

00:16:32
He's a big guy.

00:16:34
He's fat now.

00:16:35
He's thick.

00:16:36
He's a big fat man.

00:16:37
He's thick.

00:16:38
He's not thick.

00:16:39
He could beat you up.

00:16:40
I said not.

00:16:41
Yeah, but I could just run away.

00:16:43
Well, you could still beat you up.

00:16:45
I don't know.

00:16:46
Yeah, but you couldn't beat Andy.

00:16:47
I mean, in like a gladiator fight.

00:16:50
There's no running away.

00:16:52
Oh, okay.

00:16:54
So Aaron is another gladiator.

00:16:57
All right.

00:17:02
And someone named Tiger?

00:17:04
Aaron.

00:17:04
Aaron.

00:17:05
And someone named Tigrax.

00:17:08
Tigrax.

00:17:09
Space Tiger.

00:17:10
Yeah, so we got...

00:17:12
After the...

00:17:13
Let's just say...

00:17:15
And I think you're going to lose...

00:17:16
Bayflower and Paul Logan, if you lose that one.

00:17:18
Just let me know what you think about Tigrax and Aaron.

00:17:22
Aaron.

00:17:22
Aaron.

00:17:24
Aaron.

00:17:24
I'll...

00:17:25
I'll...

00:17:26
Yeah.

00:17:26
That'll be later today.

00:17:27
Oh, man.

00:17:27
That sounds...

00:17:28
You got a good list to line up with tonight.

00:17:30
Well, that's the last one.

00:17:31
That's the title fight.

00:17:32
You done messed up, A-A-Rod.

00:17:34
Okay.

00:17:38
All right.

00:17:39
Well, enjoy your beer.

00:17:41
Thank you.

00:17:41
And he walks away.

00:17:43
Guys, I got bad news.

00:17:45
That didn't help at all.

00:17:46
I don't think that helped at all.

00:17:47
I don't think that helped at all.

00:17:47
But guys...

00:17:50
Hey, can you pretend...

00:17:52
Can you pretend to be a arms dealer and inquire if they are still looking for droid parts around here?

00:17:58
That's a great idea.

00:18:01
I'm pretty drunk, though.

00:18:02
I'm pretty drunk, though.

00:18:02
That's when you do your best work.

00:18:05
All right.

00:18:06
All right.

00:18:06
You are allowed to say no to this plan.

00:18:11
Hey, Barkeep.

00:18:12
Barkeep.

00:18:13
No.

00:18:13
Barkeep.

00:18:15
Yeah.

00:18:15
What was your name again?

00:18:19
I regret this plan immediately.

00:18:20
Yeah.

00:18:21
My name is Pash Skyblade.

00:18:23
Oh.

00:18:24
Hey, Pash.

00:18:25
What can I do you for?

00:18:26
I mean, your beers...

00:18:27
You are drinking these real fast.

00:18:29
Oh, well.

00:18:30
You know, it's been a rough, rough year.

00:18:32
A rough, rough, rough year.

00:18:33
I got a question.

00:18:34
Are you guys looking for any arms?

00:18:36
Any droid parts?

00:18:38
No, no, no.

00:18:38
The establishment.

00:18:39
I've come across some...

00:18:41
I'm in a bad way.

00:18:43
I need to make some money.

00:18:44
And I got some arms.

00:18:45
You need to make some money.

00:18:46
I got some droid arms.

00:18:48
Have you ever...

00:18:49
I got arms like guns?

00:18:50
...ever, like, moved cans of space alcohol from, you know, storage fridges to, like, bar fridges?

00:19:02
Illegally or illegally?

00:19:04
No, no.

00:19:05
Legally.

00:19:05
It sounds like I'm smuggling them.

00:19:07
No.

00:19:08
In which case...

00:19:08
No, no, no, no.

00:19:09
It does not need to be secret.

00:19:11
Everybody knows that the beers at the bar come from somewhere else.

00:19:15
And I just need you to take them from over there to here.

00:19:17
I can hire you for that.

00:19:19
I can do that.

00:19:21
What?

00:19:21
No, don't do that.

00:19:23
But also...

00:19:25
I mean, it doesn't pay much.

00:19:27
I got droid parts.

00:19:28
Do you guys need any droid parts?

00:19:30
I don't need droid parts.

00:19:31
Do you know if Mr...

00:19:32
I'm a bartender.

00:19:33
You know Mr. Hudover that needs droid parts?

00:19:35
I think I've heard he needs droid parts.

00:19:37
Do you know what I mean?

00:19:37
What have you heard?

00:19:38
I heard he needs droid parts.

00:19:40
You know.

00:19:41
The Roger Roger droids.

00:19:43
The Roger Roger droids.

00:19:45
Oh.

00:19:46
Guys, what's the name of that droid?

00:19:49
B1.

00:19:49
A B2.

00:19:50
Who are you talking to?

00:19:51
B1.

00:19:52
Oh, this is...

00:19:53
Oh, this is...

00:19:54
This is my personal journal.

00:19:55
Okay.

00:19:56
Okay.

00:19:57
This is a strange thing.

00:19:57
The journal...

00:19:58
No, I have no need for battle droids.

00:20:00
How do you keep track of your inventory?

00:20:03
You know I don't, but my therapist says I should.

00:20:04
And I've been telling him I'm doing it, but I haven't been doing it.

00:20:08
Okay.

00:20:09
He keeps saying, right, or speak into a journal, and I tell him, yeah, I'll do that later.

00:20:14
It's like flossing.

00:20:15
You got to take care of yourself.

00:20:16
Soft care.

00:20:17
Okay.

00:20:17
But speaking of that, you said you need droids?

00:20:20
No, I didn't say that.

00:20:23
I don't need droids.

00:20:24
I'm a simple bartender.

00:20:25
Oh, my God.

00:20:26
All right.

00:20:27
Ask to speak to the manager.

00:20:29
Who is this?

00:20:32
Did you just ask your journal who is this?

00:20:35
Yeah.

00:20:37
That's awfully existential.

00:20:37
It is.

00:20:39
I'm a very existentialist.

00:20:40
Terrible.

00:20:40
Terrible idea.

00:20:42
I am the manager.

00:20:43
Oh, God damn it.

00:20:44
Well, thank you very much.

00:20:47
I'm just trying to sell some droid parts.

00:20:48
If you could pass it along to your superiors, any friends you know, I have some droid parts.

00:20:54
B-1s.

00:20:55
You know what?

00:20:56
The finest B-1s you'd find.

00:20:57
I do know, you know, those are battle droids, right?

00:21:01
I think so.

00:21:01
I think that man back there might need them.

00:21:07
And he looks over and he waves.

00:21:10
Uh-oh.

00:21:11
Oh, no.

00:21:13
And waving back is a Trandoshan.

00:21:15
Oh.

00:21:15
Oh.

00:21:16
Uh, this guy's always looking to get an edge.

00:21:19
Do you want me to bring him over?

00:21:21
Uh, is it Trex?

00:21:25
Can I ask?

00:21:26
Yeah.

00:21:27
Is it Trex?

00:21:28
Do I recognize him?

00:21:30
Um, so you look and he waves over and he's waving in the general direction where you saw Trex.

00:21:36
Oh, boy.

00:21:37
Um, and Trex kind of nods back.

00:21:40
I mean, you know, that guy, I mean, he's always looking for, like, the next edge in technology to help him.

00:21:49
How good's my deception right now?

00:21:51
I don't know.

00:21:53
You got the book.

00:21:54
Not that good.

00:21:55
Uh, yeah.

00:21:59
I'd say no.

00:22:00
Say no.

00:22:01
Say you're good.

00:22:01
And he comes over.

00:22:02
Say no.

00:22:03
Say no.

00:22:04
Say good.

00:22:05
He's already coming out.

00:22:06
He's walking over here.

00:22:07
He's walking.

00:22:08
He walks by.

00:22:09
Hey, Trex, come over here.

00:22:11
Come over here.

00:22:12
Come over here.

00:22:13
And he comes by and he sits down right next to you and he's like, yeah.

00:22:20
Hello.

00:22:22
This guy, uh, he's got, like, some droid parts to sell.

00:22:27
He's like, oh, yeah.

00:22:29
And then he looks at you and what do you say?

00:22:34
Uh, hi.

00:22:36
Uh, yes.

00:22:37
Uh, I've recently come across some droid parts.

00:22:40
B1 droids.

00:22:42
Is that some kind of cloak?

00:22:46
Yes.

00:22:46
Yes.

00:22:46
I was burned.

00:22:48
Those burned?

00:22:49
Yeah.

00:22:50
That sounds terrible.

00:22:51
Those goggles.

00:22:52
Yes.

00:22:52
They also look familiar.

00:22:53
I took them from, uh, kabats.

00:23:00
Was this kabat's name Thweak?

00:23:03
No.

00:23:03
His name was Thwack.

00:23:05
Thwack.

00:23:07
His brother?

00:23:08
No.

00:23:08
Okay.

00:23:09
Not really.

00:23:10
It's been Quack.

00:23:10
Okay.

00:23:10
It's been Quack.

00:23:11
I've seen Quack.

00:23:12
It's been Quack.

00:23:13
It's been Quack.

00:23:13
Roll a deception.

00:23:14
What is that?

00:23:16
I have no idea what the angel.

00:23:17
I can't even see anything.

00:23:19
Let's see.

00:23:21
Where's Traxad in here?

00:23:23
Okay.

00:23:31
I have two of these.

00:23:33
I'm starting to think we should have just killed Traxad from the beginning.

00:23:36
No, it's fine.

00:23:38
No, you guys got some information from him.

00:23:40
Yeah, plus it's fun to have him with a villain.

00:23:42
I imagine he looks like Isaac.

00:23:44
So Deception will be against.

00:23:46
But like a troddo.

00:23:48
Willpower, probably.

00:23:49
How much is.

00:23:51
So it's three difficulty.

00:23:53
Well, you know where I fall on the issue of killing people so they don't come back down.

00:23:57
Well, yeah, I know now.

00:23:59
You know now.

00:24:01
Well, maybe not at the time.

00:24:02
So two purple.

00:24:04
Two purple?

00:24:05
Against your Deception.

00:24:06
I'm pretty sure it's hard.

00:24:07
Oh, sorry.

00:24:08
Sorry.

00:24:08
Three.

00:24:08
Yeah, you're right.

00:24:09
You're going to have to.

00:24:10
Why did you say that?

00:24:11
Well, yeah.

00:24:12
Try to get.

00:24:13
Yeah.

00:24:13
Just make sure that they're separate so Andy and Ryan can.

00:24:17
Okay.

00:24:19
So what?

00:24:19
These are threats, right?

00:24:20
Yeah.

00:24:21
And then these are.

00:24:22
So then what are successes and what are.

00:24:24
So successes.

00:24:25
That one there, the green one is success.

00:24:27
Okay.

00:24:28
So successes are explosions.

00:24:29
And that's three successes.

00:24:31
And one threat.

00:24:32
Yeah.

00:24:32
Yeah.

00:24:32
Yeah.

00:24:33
Yeah.

00:24:33
Okay.

00:24:34
These cancel.

00:24:35
Yeah.

00:24:36
Yeah.

00:24:36
Okay.

00:24:37
So you successfully lie your way out of the thweek goggles.

00:24:41
Oh, because you see, I worked closely with this man.

00:24:47
Because he's a loser.

00:24:49
Thweek.

00:24:51
And he's gone missing.

00:24:54
Those Kubas.

00:24:56
You can't really trust them.

00:24:58
Wait a second.

00:24:58
My thwack.

00:25:00
How did you get his goggles?

00:25:02
I killed him.

00:25:05
I'm wanted in 12 systems.

00:25:07
Do you have a bounty on your head?

00:25:11
You're talking to a freaking bounty on your head.

00:25:13
No.

00:25:14
Which systems?

00:25:15
I'm paid up on all my bounties.

00:25:19
Okay, but you're selling droid parts.

00:25:23
Yes.

00:25:25
I would like some droid parts.

00:25:28
I have the best B1 parts you've ever seen.

00:25:31
Hey.

00:25:31
Hey.

00:25:32
Hold on a second.

00:25:34
My diary's calling.

00:25:35
Lead him to the warehouse.

00:25:38
And he can get the jump on it.

00:25:40
I want to kill this bastard.

00:25:42
Let's question him first.

00:25:45
Would you like to go to our warehouse?

00:25:49
My warehouse that I have where I keep these parts, I have their...

00:25:53
It's very close by.

00:25:54
Where is this warehouse?

00:25:56
Very close by.

00:25:58
Very close by.

00:26:00
No, you...

00:26:02
Tell him you already have the shipment delivered into the Huttese warehouse.

00:26:08
Or the Palace warehouse.

00:26:09
They're at the Palace warehouse.

00:26:12
Why do you have droid parts at Timo's Palace?

00:26:18
I'll be honest with you.

00:26:19
I came across these.

00:26:20
I'm trying to unload them.

00:26:21
They're just eating into my wallet.

00:26:24
I brought them here hopefully tonight.

00:26:26
I heard through the grapevine there might be some people here that want these kind of droid parts.

00:26:32
I'm just trying to get rid of them.

00:26:34
Fuck.

00:26:37
That is a very weak negotiation to be in.

00:26:41
It's a point to be in.

00:26:42
Do you want them or not?

00:26:44
What sort of price are we talking here?

00:26:47
What would you like?

00:26:48
I'm just honestly...

00:26:50
I just want to get rid of them.

00:26:50
They're functioning droid parts.

00:26:54
Yes.

00:26:54
Like a battle droid.

00:26:56
How many battle droids?

00:26:58
Oh, fuck.

00:26:59
Uh...

00:27:00
A score?

00:27:02
300.

00:27:03
A 300.

00:27:04
A 300 score?

00:27:05
Yeah.

00:27:06
No.

00:27:07
Not 300.

00:27:07
That's like 600,000 maybe.

00:27:10
6,000.

00:27:11
Just...

00:27:12
Just...

00:27:13
Listen, man.

00:27:13
I'm drunk.

00:27:14
I have about 300 droids.

00:27:17
I don't know if you should be doing business.

00:27:20
You are too drunk for business.

00:27:23
I don't think I should be doing business either, but this is where I am.

00:27:26
Okay, thanks.

00:27:26
Hey, thanks, bartender, for bringing me this guy.

00:27:29
He's clearly not serious.

00:27:30
You're not serious.

00:27:32
You're not serious.

00:27:33
He walks off.

00:27:34
Jerk.

00:27:37
Ah!

00:27:39
And he gives you the Trandoshan finger.

00:27:42
Uh, thanks for that.

00:27:45
It's gonna take me a long time to clear things with Trex now.

00:27:48
Hey, thanks for that.

00:27:49
I have droid parts I'm trying to get rid of, and he doesn't want them.

00:27:52
Hmm.

00:27:52
Back to starting an RX in the warehouse.

00:27:58
Um, alright, well...

00:28:02
I'm gonna turn off my communicator.

00:28:04
You can do that.

00:28:07
No.

00:28:07
You can.

00:28:08
I re-heared.

00:28:09
Did you say that over the country?

00:28:11
Do you want to get rid of it?

00:28:12
Um...

00:28:16
Alright, well that plan failed horribly.

00:28:19
He is very bad at this whole thing.

00:28:22
I don't know why.

00:28:23
I just succeeded in my deception.

00:28:24
Yeah, because...

00:28:26
But you don't know how to lie.

00:28:27
No, but he...

00:28:28
You succeeded in the deception of the goggles.

00:28:30
You said that the goggles were thlacks.

00:28:33
Wow.

00:28:35
They were not from fleek.

00:28:36
They were from thlack.

00:28:37
Yeah.

00:28:37
That was the deception.

00:28:39
Alright, so now what are we?

00:28:40
Fuck if I know.

00:28:41
I'm so confused.

00:28:43
I'm trying to prove like a major Hattese conspiracy here, and we have fuck all.

00:28:49
Um...

00:28:50
You do not have fuck all.

00:28:54
You have some evidence.

00:28:56
You have the data pants showing...

00:28:58
Circumstantial at best.

00:28:59
It is, but you have some other stuff to bolster something.

00:29:04
Yeah, like if you had some more circumstantial evidence, then I think you would be good to blackmail Hutt.

00:29:11
Um, well, I suppose we could just enact the plan.

00:29:23
Um...

00:29:26
What kind of check...

00:29:27
Just refresh my memory here.

00:29:29
What kind of check was it to access the communication computer?

00:29:33
So, um...

00:29:35
The pingle in your tingle told you that the security system is active.

00:29:39
Mm-hmm.

00:29:39
Uh, you could...

00:29:41
Based on your experience, you would know this would be somewhat of a setback.

00:29:46
Sure.

00:29:47
Um...

00:29:48
Thanks, Scott.

00:29:49
Yes.

00:29:50
Uh, then...

00:29:52
You can give me a roundabout thing of things you're looking for in the computer, and those will

00:30:00
difficulty...

00:30:01
Change in difficulty.

00:30:01
Okay.

00:30:03
Um...

00:30:04
And, uh, so...

00:30:05
So, if you did, like...

00:30:07
I don't think this is how it's supposed to go.

00:30:10
But you can...

00:30:11
Let's say, if you're feeling less creative, you can say, I'm gonna look easy, I'm gonna look

00:30:17
hard, I'm gonna look...

00:30:18
Okay.

00:30:19
All right, fine.

00:30:20
I walk back into the communication hub, and, um...

00:30:23
I...

00:30:23
Pingle up to the computer.

00:30:25
Did you say pingle up?

00:30:27
Yeah.

00:30:28
Pingle up.

00:30:30
Um...

00:30:31
That's the sound it makes.

00:30:31
And then, um...

00:30:33
And then I want to do a search for...

00:30:38
Communications logs.

00:30:42
High level.

00:30:43
Okay.

00:30:45
Who...

00:30:45
Who the communication was with, uh, and how long the communication was, whether it was

00:30:50
a message or a live call.

00:30:52
Okay, that would be a hard computers check.

00:30:55
Okay.

00:30:55
Okay.

00:30:57
Let's do it.

00:30:57
Out of ideas.

00:31:02
No, that was a good idea.

00:31:03
All right, so computers is four.

00:31:05
Great.

00:31:08
And then it's hard.

00:31:10
It's gonna be three different things.

00:31:13
Yep.

00:31:13
Yep.

00:31:14
All right, so let's...

00:31:19
That's a success.

00:31:20
Those are threats.

00:31:21
No, wait, hold on.

00:31:22
This one is an advantage.

00:31:24
That's an advantage.

00:31:25
This is a success.

00:31:26
This is a success and an advantage.

00:31:27
So you have no failures.

00:31:28
And these are threats, right?

00:31:29
Yeah.

00:31:30
Okay, so then that means I only get two successes and nothing else.

00:31:34
So two successes.

00:31:35
Okay.

00:31:35
Two successes.

00:31:37
You find in the computer...

00:31:41
Shall we reboot it?

00:31:42
Sure.

00:31:42
I'll just repeat it.

00:31:45
There are recorded conversations between Teemo and his Bith spy, proving that Teemo is spying

00:31:55
on Java.

00:31:56
All right, that's probably enough information.

00:31:59
All right, I'll just wait for Bree to get back.

00:32:01
So that's how I say the rest of the plan.

00:32:02
There is more information in this computer.

00:32:08
I'm sure.

00:32:08
But I don't need it.

00:32:09
Actually, you're supposed to have a setback.

00:32:11
But the setback can only give you one failure.

00:32:15
So I don't think there's two failures on the setback.

00:32:17
So I would have passed anyway.

00:32:20
You would have passed anyway.

00:32:21
But let's not forget it again.

00:32:23
Because you had two successes, right?

00:32:24
Uh-huh.

00:32:24
Uh-huh.

00:32:24
Yeah.

00:32:25
Oh, it's too.

00:32:26
That's the filament.

00:32:28
Oh, filament.

00:32:29
The triangle-looking thing?

00:32:32
Yeah.

00:32:32
Oh, filament.

00:32:35
Oh, filament.

00:32:35
Oh.

00:32:35
Oh, filament.

00:32:39
I searched the computer for communication logs.

00:32:44
And I found records of Java talking to his spy that proved that he's been spying on...

00:32:49
I mean, Timo has been spying on Java.

00:32:51
Yes.

00:32:52
Uh-huh.

00:32:53
What a dick.

00:32:55
Now you are filled in.

00:32:58
Thanks.

00:33:01
You may want to leave the cantina and rejoin us.

00:33:07
Post-haste.

00:33:08
I will.

00:33:10
One more drink.

00:33:11
I really want to kill Treks, though.

00:33:12
When we kill the power, you can do whatever you want.

00:33:18
Yeah, but I want him to, like, punch Treks and have him follow him in a warehouse.

00:33:23
Well, then strike it down.

00:33:25
I'd turn it back on.

00:33:26
Hey, Mac.

00:33:28
We just put him back in.

00:33:29
Okay.

00:33:30
He has a plan for Mac.

00:33:31
Okay.

00:33:31
On your way out, can you punch Treks and have him follow you into the warehouse?

00:33:36
What?

00:33:39
Punch Treks.

00:33:41
And then run into the warehouse.

00:33:42
And then run into the warehouse.

00:33:43
Is this our best plan?

00:33:47
It's our only plan.

00:33:50
Oh.

00:33:51
What is this?

00:33:53
It's actually true.

00:33:53
I don't know.

00:33:55
Meanwhile, can I take all of the data that I have?

00:34:01
On this.

00:34:02
So, like, the data from the data recorder.

00:34:04
Remember.

00:34:04
All the B1s that I have.

00:34:05
Yes.

00:34:06
This will be hard on this.

00:34:07
Right.

00:34:08
Can I put this all into a communication, an outgoing communication message, broadband to everybody on the planet and not send it yet?

00:34:21
I tend to say yes.

00:34:28
I'm just trying to think of anything else we can do.

00:34:30
If that's sort of like a computer's hacking type thing.

00:34:33
I mean, it's sending a message.

00:34:35
I just don't feel like it's all.

00:34:35
But it's also time delayed, right?

00:34:37
It's like a dead man switch.

00:34:38
Right.

00:34:39
Yeah.

00:34:40
I mean, I guess I figured, like, as a droid, I would just be able to do that inherently.

00:34:43
But if you don't think so, then you don't think so.

00:34:45
That's fine.

00:34:45
No.

00:34:48
That can be something that you can.

00:34:51
No.

00:34:52
Let's roll for it.

00:34:53
Okay.

00:34:54
It's a computer's average check.

00:34:56
Now, this roll is only for if you can get the computer to be remotely triggered to send the message.

00:35:05
Okay.

00:35:05
Okay.

00:35:10
So that's...

00:35:12
Right.

00:35:12
I wrote these two.

00:35:14
I'm going to roll two, right?

00:35:15
I didn't roll that one.

00:35:15
That one's wrong.

00:35:16
Okay.

00:35:16
Yeah.

00:35:17
And then this one and these two.

00:35:18
Okay.

00:35:18
So I have two successes but one failure.

00:35:21
So I have one success.

00:35:22
So you have one success.

00:35:22
And then I have one advantage as well.

00:35:25
And one advantage.

00:35:25
Do you have something you want to spend the advantage on?

00:35:27
Not really, no.

00:35:29
Okay.

00:35:30
So that's something that you can rig up in the computer.

00:35:33
Okay.

00:35:33
Cool.

00:35:34
So...

00:35:34
Then I start headed to...

00:35:35
I head out to the throne room.

00:35:36
Okay.

00:35:37
Oh, I can just punch Trex for you if you'd like to.

00:35:45
What?

00:35:46
Oh, no.

00:35:48
I just remembered I have a stalker.

00:35:50
Okay.

00:35:52
And I could have used it in the gladiator cells.

00:35:55
I think you did.

00:35:55
Oh, I did.

00:35:56
Yeah.

00:35:56
I still failed.

00:35:57
You just still failed.

00:35:58
Sounds about right.

00:35:59
Yeah.

00:36:01
I'm pretty sure you did.

00:36:02
Okay.

00:36:03
Okay.

00:36:03
So you're going to go out to the throne room.

00:36:06
Yeah.

00:36:06
I'm going to go black round, team round.

00:36:08
Okay.

00:36:10
But you can't run fast enough.

00:36:12
So he gets Trex back.

00:36:14
He's not...

00:36:15
If he kills me, his whole plan is going to be ruined.

00:36:18
He won't kill me.

00:36:19
That's not...

00:36:20
I'm going to go stand in front of Teemo and blackmail him to his face.

00:36:24
Okay.

00:36:26
You want to come or do you want to stay?

00:36:29
I want to kill Trex.

00:36:31
I mean, it could be part of our agreement with Teemo.

00:36:33
That you can fight Trex in the gladiator pit.

00:36:37
No.

00:36:39
No, that won't work both of them.

00:36:42
I'll just shoot him.

00:36:42
I just want to shoot him.

00:36:44
Why don't you track Trex down and you follow him?

00:36:46
And I'll kind of sit...

00:36:49
I guess I am stealthy and coordinated as a stalker.

00:36:54
As a stalker.

00:36:56
While you're talking to Teemo, I'll just sneak up on Trex.

00:37:00
That's true.

00:37:00
Let's go.

00:37:01
I'll kind of keep you...

00:37:02
I'll watch you back.

00:37:03
All right.

00:37:03
So we get into the throne room.

00:37:06
Is there a fight going on?

00:37:07
Trex's girlfriend's behind you.

00:37:08
Yeah.

00:37:09
Let's say...

00:37:10
Paint the scene.

00:37:10
Okay.

00:37:11
So you walk in...

00:37:14
To the main hall.

00:37:14
To the main hall.

00:37:15
Yeah.

00:37:16
And into the...

00:37:17
You walk through out of the warehouse into the main hall.

00:37:20
And you're still...

00:37:21
So you're at 6 o'clock.

00:37:24
Teemo's at like 1 o'clock across the hall.

00:37:28
And as you walk through, they're bringing out the fighters.

00:37:33
Okay.

00:37:34
And people are cheering and cheering and cheering for...

00:37:38
And now...

00:37:41
The next fighter...

00:37:43
Mayflower Lloyd!

00:37:46
And people are going crazy.

00:37:48
Now...

00:37:49
Mac will remember...

00:37:50
That he spent 10 credits...

00:37:53
That Mayflower Lloyd will win.

00:37:56
Yes.

00:37:58
Does he cheer for Mayflower Lloyd?

00:37:59
Or is he too drunk to notice?

00:38:02
I'm not really paying attention.

00:38:04
So he's not paying attention.

00:38:05
I'm kind of like going back and forth between paying attention and trying to watch out for my boys coming through the door.

00:38:09
Hey, Pash.

00:38:11
You know that's your...

00:38:12
That's the guy you just bet on out there.

00:38:14
The bartender goes up there.

00:38:16
My name's Mac.

00:38:17
What's up?

00:38:17
Mac?

00:38:19
I thought you were Pash's...

00:38:19
I go back and forth.

00:38:21
What's going on?

00:38:22
That guy you just...

00:38:24
You just bet on that guy.

00:38:25
He's coming out.

00:38:25
Do you see him?

00:38:26
And he comes out.

00:38:27
This big just like human gladiator.

00:38:33
He has muscles.

00:38:34
I can't confirm.

00:38:37
You can't confirm that.

00:38:39
Mayflower Lloyd.

00:38:41
I say that.

00:38:42
Wow.

00:38:43
That is a fighter with muscles.

00:38:45
Oh yeah, because you're there.

00:38:46
But you're not...

00:38:47
You can't see...

00:38:49
You can see the bar, but not close enough to see that Mac.

00:38:52
You're sitting over there.

00:38:53
I'll make my fingers twitch a little bit.

00:38:53
It would be fun.

00:38:57
And now our next fighter.

00:38:58
Paul Logan.

00:39:01
And he comes out and he is probably a foot taller than Mayflower Lloyd.

00:39:08
And he is an Aqualish.

00:39:10
But equally a gladiator.

00:39:13
And also has muscles.

00:39:15
This fighter also has muscles.

00:39:18
Yes.

00:39:18
And he's pounding his chest.

00:39:20
Super excited.

00:39:21
Wearing a cloak.

00:39:22
Woo!

00:39:24
So in the hub-up, everyone is super excited.

00:39:29
Super...

00:39:30
So it's not a lull.

00:39:30
Everyone is looking at the fight.

00:39:32
As you come out of the hall, everything is starting to light up.

00:39:36
They are playing like, you know, super exciting jizz as you come in.

00:39:42
Yeah.

00:39:42
All right.

00:39:43
Well, I just make my way over to Timo.

00:39:44
I like my way over to like kind of bumping and weaving through the crowd and pushing people

00:39:49
and shouldering and huffling, you know, like you do.

00:39:52
Um...

00:39:53
No, what was it?

00:39:53
That was your move?

00:39:54
Yeah.

00:39:54
There you go.

00:39:54
Oh, wow.

00:39:55
That was my move.

00:39:55
Yeah.

00:39:56
That's going a whole way back.

00:39:57
The elbows.

00:39:58
Hey.

00:40:01
Hey.

00:40:02
Um...

00:40:03
And I make my way over to Timo's podium.

00:40:05
And...

00:40:07
Okay.

00:40:08
Okay.

00:40:08
Whatever.

00:40:09
As you walk up to Timo's podium, he is sitting like at the highest, the highest rung.

00:40:16
And in front of him, there are two Gamorrean guards.

00:40:19
Sure.

00:40:20
And they are not letting anybody near him.

00:40:22
Um...

00:40:23
And he is just sitting up there watching the fight.

00:40:26
And he just chomps another womp rat.

00:40:28
Okay.

00:40:28
I got your fan.

00:40:29
All right.

00:40:30
I sneak...

00:40:32
I sneak in.

00:40:33
While everyone is watching the fight, I find tracks.

00:40:36
Okay.

00:40:38
So you have to walk...

00:40:40
All right.

00:40:41
So you walk over by...

00:40:42
And he'll get the...

00:40:43
All the way around.

00:40:43
I guess...

00:40:44
Yeah.

00:40:44
That was kind of weird, the way that the bartender was motioning.

00:40:47
Yeah.

00:40:47
So he's actually...

00:40:49
You'd have to walk around and by, uh, RX to go over by tracks.

00:40:54
Yeah.

00:40:54
Okay.

00:40:55
There's a crowd to hide in, though.

00:40:56
Okay.

00:40:56
So, um...

00:40:58
Roll a sneak.

00:40:59
What is that?

00:41:00
Is that...

00:41:01
Deception.

00:41:01
Deception.

00:41:02
Is it Deception?

00:41:02
No.

00:41:03
I don't know.

00:41:03
Stletics, maybe?

00:41:04
Stealth.

00:41:04
Stealth.

00:41:05
There's a stealth, isn't there?

00:41:06
I was about to say.

00:41:06
There is a stealth.

00:41:07
Sneak.

00:41:08
Roll sneaking.

00:41:09
Isn't a sneaking, uh...

00:41:12
Fallout?

00:41:12
Isn't Fallout-type sneaking?

00:41:13
Yeah.

00:41:14
Well, it's called...

00:41:15
And so does, uh...

00:41:16
Elder Scrolls.

00:41:17
I know this.

00:41:18
But why it was working.

00:41:18
Public guy.

00:41:19
Is that how many difficulty?

00:41:21
Uh, average.

00:41:22
I hit purple.

00:41:25
You just rolled a boost.

00:41:30
Yeah.

00:41:31
He has a stalker.

00:41:32
Oh, good.

00:41:32
A stalker.

00:41:33
Okay.

00:41:33
Yeah.

00:41:33
All right.

00:41:34
So you did.

00:41:34
You get it.

00:41:35
Because that's two successes and there's no failures.

00:41:37
These are just threats and that means you get two...

00:41:40
Well, yeah, but the threats can remain.

00:41:42
Yeah.

00:41:42
He has two advantages, though.

00:41:43
Okay, so those cancel.

00:41:44
He does cancel.

00:41:45
He has two advantages and two successes.

00:41:46
Two advantages and two successes.

00:41:48
Would you like to spend your advantages?

00:41:50
Yes.

00:41:51
I would like to be able to just sneak through.

00:41:54
Nobody notices me at all.

00:41:55
Right.

00:41:56
That's success.

00:41:56
Yeah.

00:41:57
But you already succeeded in that.

00:41:58
Yeah.

00:41:59
So you can use the advantages for something else.

00:42:00
Um, I...

00:42:02
I get...

00:42:03
Oh.

00:42:03
Trex puts his gun on.

00:42:05
I find...

00:42:05
He cleans it.

00:42:06
He cleans it.

00:42:07
He turns the safety on.

00:42:09
Ugh.

00:42:09
It's safety.

00:42:10
That's...

00:42:11
That's a little bit too much for an advantage.

00:42:13
Because it would have to be an advantage on you sneaking.

00:42:15
He is...

00:42:16
Okay.

00:42:16
Trex is so distracted that by cheering his arms are up.

00:42:19
Okay.

00:42:19
And his hands aren't by his gun.

00:42:21
Okay.

00:42:21
Okay.

00:42:22
Okay.

00:42:23
So you sneak up on Trex.

00:42:24
So I sneak up on Trex.

00:42:24
Trex is super exciting into the...

00:42:26
Super.

00:42:26
He's cheering.

00:42:27
He's fist bumping.

00:42:28
Okay.

00:42:28
Rooting for...

00:42:30
The Trandoshan probably.

00:42:31
Uh, it's an Aqualish.

00:42:33
That's right.

00:42:33
Yeah.

00:42:33
The Aqualish probably.

00:42:34
Not the human.

00:42:35
Yeah.

00:42:35
Uh, so then I put the gun to the back of his head and I pull the trigger.

00:42:39
I think we still have to roll initiative for that.

00:42:44
Really?

00:42:47
Yeah, because otherwise you get a free move to just blast him in the head.

00:42:49
Well, that was the sneak roll.

00:42:51
What's the point of the sneak roll then?

00:42:52
Hmm.

00:42:53
He has to get something.

00:42:55
Let's say that it would be a boost on the initiative.

00:42:57
You could, like, limit the damage and make it so that he can't die in one shot, but, like,

00:43:00
he should just take damage and then roll initiative or something.

00:43:03
I think that it should be a boost on his... on the initiative.

00:43:09
Okay.

00:43:09
Because you guys do that so much that you just, like, point-blank shoot at people.

00:43:13
It's easy.

00:43:15
Because it's easy.

00:43:16
If he wasn't able to sneak up on me, it's in Teemo's Palace.

00:43:18
He's got his guard down.

00:43:19
I think it's a pretty good plan, but okay.

00:43:21
You're done.

00:43:22
I think it is a good plan.

00:43:26
Well, I think that at least then you should have an advantage to his initiative and a disadvantage to Trexus because he's focused on the fight.

00:43:39
Okay.

00:43:41
So the sneak is a bonus.

00:43:43
And the focus on the fight is a setback.

00:43:48
Sure.

00:43:48
Okay.

00:43:49
Let me get tracks to this.

00:43:51
So how do we do that with actual dice?

00:43:53
Because before, on the computer, it was...

00:43:56
It rolls initiative for you.

00:43:57
You roll...

00:43:58
Initiative, you roll cool.

00:43:59
And...

00:44:01
Yeah, but that's...

00:44:01
It has, like, the three and the point one or point two.

00:44:04
Yeah, so the successes...

00:44:05
So the first one is the amount of successes.

00:44:08
Then the tiebreaker is advantages.

00:44:11
Okay.

00:44:11
So it's not, like, actual decimals.

00:44:13
It's just successes, period, advantages.

00:44:16
Right, exactly.

00:44:17
What was it?

00:44:18
So I'm looking at what Trexus is.

00:44:21
And his is going to be vigilance.

00:44:24
It's going to be green, green, yellow.

00:44:26
And a setback.

00:44:27
Setback is lost.

00:44:30
There you go.

00:44:31
Thank you.

00:44:31
All right.

00:44:36
So you got a success and...

00:44:39
Well, that's a shit ton of advantages.

00:44:40
Five advantages and one success.

00:44:44
Oh.

00:44:44
Trex has...

00:44:47
No successes.

00:44:47
No successes, but five advantages.

00:44:50
So they tie on advantages, but...

00:44:51
But he's got one success.

00:44:53
Right.

00:44:53
So you get...

00:44:54
You can have a...

00:44:54
1.5 to 2.

00:44:56
2.5.

00:44:56
So your shot goes off first.

00:44:59
All right.

00:45:00
So now I got to roll my weapon.

00:45:03
Yeah.

00:45:04
I'm assuming it's a pistol, though, right?

00:45:05
You aren't...

00:45:06
You didn't, like...

00:45:07
You put a...

00:45:08
You didn't, like, take out.

00:45:09
Did you?

00:45:10
Oh, yeah.

00:45:11
Oh, okay.

00:45:12
That's the only gun I have.

00:45:13
Oh.

00:45:13
Also, there's no reason for him to have hit it, I guess.

00:45:20
Right, no.

00:45:20
I mean, other than snaking through, but you...

00:45:23
There were no guards.

00:45:25
There were no guards at the door looking for guns.

00:45:26
Right, because you guys came in the back.

00:45:28
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:45:28
So...

00:45:30
And there weren't guards, like, in the hall checking for weapons.

00:45:33
I upgraded it.

00:45:35
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Trex is dead.

00:45:39
Unless this dude's got some miracle soak.

00:45:44
Then I got...

00:45:47
What is that?

00:45:48
The targeted blow.

00:45:49
What should be the first?

00:45:51
It's...

00:45:52
Yeah, I can use it against someone who hasn't acted.

00:45:54
Okay.

00:45:55
For...

00:45:55
I think it's a boost.

00:45:58
Can you check that?

00:46:00
What is it?

00:46:01
I cannot.

00:46:01
I cannot.

00:46:01
A targeted blow.

00:46:03
Or...

00:46:07
Or...

00:46:08
Is it add one damage?

00:46:10
It might be add, like, a damage.

00:46:13
It might be added damage or something.

00:46:14
It might do.

00:46:18
On a successful attack during combat with a non-starship vehicle weapon, the character may spend one destiny point to add damage equal to his agility to one hit of the successful attack.

00:46:31
Don't close it.

00:46:31
I think I'm thinking of quick strike.

00:46:33
Okay.

00:46:34
Quick strike is...

00:46:37
Because it says add boost.

00:46:38
I think that just...

00:46:39
I think that's a boost to your initiative role.

00:46:43
Right?

00:46:44
I don't think so.

00:46:45
I think it's attack someone who hasn't acted yet.

00:46:49
Quick draw or quick strike?

00:46:50
Quick strike.

00:46:50
When performing a combat check during combat, the character adds boost per rank of quick strike to combat checks against any target that has not yet acted in the game.

00:47:01
in the encounter.

00:47:01
So you get a boost.

00:47:02
Yeah.

00:47:02
Okay.

00:47:03
Cool.

00:47:04
All right.

00:47:05
And then difficulty?

00:47:06
Close or...

00:47:08
Close.

00:47:08
Close.

00:47:09
Close is...

00:47:10
One.

00:47:11
Hold on.

00:47:12
I don't know if that's true.

00:47:13
I thought close...

00:47:15
Maybe that's just...

00:47:16
Let me double check.

00:47:19
I think you might be right.

00:47:20
Because I think engaged might always be two.

00:47:22
When he has point blank, you could certainly call it engaged.

00:47:28
I don't know if that happens.

00:47:31
Short is easy.

00:47:31
Short is easy.

00:47:32
Short is easy.

00:47:33
What does the triumph do to her battle?

00:47:34
I think it's a critical...

00:47:38
Okay.

00:47:39
Automatic crit.

00:47:40
Automatic success, probably.

00:47:41
No.

00:47:43
Not a success.

00:47:44
It doesn't count as a success.

00:47:45
No.

00:47:45
Okay.

00:47:46
Okay.

00:47:48
Let's see.

00:47:48
So nothing, nothing.

00:47:49
So then you got...

00:47:51
So success...

00:47:52
You got four successes...

00:47:54
Five successes and three advantages.

00:47:57
Okay.

00:47:57
So that is...

00:47:58
What crit?

00:47:59
Five.

00:47:59
Because isn't a crit for every three advantages?

00:48:01
No.

00:48:01
It depends on what the weapon has.

00:48:03
Yeah.

00:48:03
Yeah.

00:48:03
I do.

00:48:03
I'm pretty sure...

00:48:04
Do you know about the weapon is three?

00:48:06
It's a blaster rifle.

00:48:07
I'm pretty sure it gets...

00:48:08
Yeah.

00:48:08
It says one crit for three...

00:48:09
You have a blaster rifle.

00:48:10
Yeah.

00:48:10
One crit for three...

00:48:11
Yeah.

00:48:11
He got rid of his carbine, remember?

00:48:13
Exactly.

00:48:14
So...

00:48:15
But the blaster rifle is really good and it gives...

00:48:17
Yeah.

00:48:17
It gives...

00:48:18
14 damage and one crit.

00:48:20
Okay.

00:48:21
So the crit...

00:48:24
Okay.

00:48:25
You got to roll.

00:48:26
I do have to roll.

00:48:28
Do you need these?

00:48:28
I need...

00:48:29
Oh, those are mine.

00:48:30
I need the tracks.

00:48:30
Oh, my bad.

00:48:32
So you said it's...

00:48:33
14?

00:48:35
14?

00:48:35
Yeah.

00:48:37
Nine plus five, so 14.

00:48:38
14.

00:48:39
Plus one crit.

00:48:40
All right.

00:48:46
I'm going to roll for the crit.

00:48:47
He has five, so...

00:48:52
You're not supposed to know that.

00:48:53
I didn't know that.

00:48:55
All right.

00:48:57
I'm not going to...

00:48:58
Well, that's still night damage.

00:48:59
That's pretty good.

00:49:00
He's still probably going to...

00:49:03
He's able to turn around and shoot me.

00:49:04
Yeah, he's probably not going to die.

00:49:06
Sorry, man.

00:49:06
Oh, man.

00:49:09
Okay.

00:49:10
So let me go to the crit table.

00:49:12
Because he's watching my back.

00:49:14
But he's drunk, so he's...

00:49:16
It's a setback.

00:49:16
Is that a setback?

00:49:18
To shooting?

00:49:20
How drunk am I?

00:49:21
If I had my...

00:49:23
According to the bartender...

00:49:24
Chi-chi.

00:49:24
Who sees a lot of people drink,

00:49:26
you're drinking them pretty fast.

00:49:28
Oh.

00:49:28
Oh.

00:49:31
Oh.

00:49:32
Oh, boy.

00:49:35
Two and forty-three.

00:49:36
Three.

00:49:36
Three.

00:49:37
I have my jam screen.

00:49:49
What?

00:49:50
I have my jam screen.

00:49:52
Two successes.

00:49:52
Okay, so...

00:49:53
This is not...

00:49:56
These are for vehicles.

00:49:57
What the hell is the crit table in here?

00:50:04
Oh, yeah.

00:50:06
Because don't you have to roll a hundred-sided dice or something?

00:50:09
Yeah, I already rolled it, so I know what it is.

00:50:11
I just got to find what it corresponds to.

00:50:13
There's a cheat sheet.

00:50:15
Like I said, the cheat sheet is on the GM screen,

00:50:18
but that's part of the thing I forgot.

00:50:20
And my stuff.

00:50:21
Okay.

00:50:22
Okay.

00:50:30
So, as you...

00:50:44
All right.

00:50:44
First.

00:50:44
As you shoot, the laser blast rings into place.

00:50:49
Everything goes silent.

00:50:51
Even the fighters are looking up at you

00:50:53
because you just blasted a blaster carbine

00:50:55
in the center of this amphitheater.

00:51:00
Trex falls down and you get another chance to shoot him.

00:51:02
Yeah.

00:51:03
Okay.

00:51:04
So, he fell down?

00:51:07
Yeah.

00:51:08
Okay.

00:51:09
So, I stand over him and point the gut down at him.

00:51:12
Oh, my God.

00:51:13
Oh, I got a triumph.

00:51:17
I hope I get another overpower.

00:51:19
All right.

00:51:20
So, let's see.

00:51:20
There's no...

00:51:21
There's definitely no...

00:51:23
So, that's just nothing.

00:51:24
So, that's a shit ton of...

00:51:25
Oh, man.

00:51:26
All right.

00:51:26
So, that's two...

00:51:27
Wait, no.

00:51:27
So, that's a six.

00:51:28
One, two, three.

00:51:29
So, that's three successes, one triumph, and three advantages.

00:51:32
So, that's two more crits.

00:51:33
And...

00:51:35
Uh...

00:51:36
Twelve damage.

00:51:37
Okay.

00:51:38
Two more crits.

00:51:39
So, twelve damage?

00:51:40
Yeah.

00:51:41
Twelve damage and two crits.

00:51:43
Okay.

00:51:46
This is the best part of our plan.

00:51:48
Twelve damage, right?

00:51:49
Twelve damage.

00:51:51
So...

00:51:51
So...

00:51:52
Okay.

00:51:59
And then two crits.

00:52:00
First crits.

00:52:03
Seven.

00:52:07
So, six.

00:52:08
Do they get worse for each sequential?

00:52:11
Yeah.

00:52:11
They do.

00:52:12
They do.

00:52:12
You add ten to each...

00:52:14
Each time.

00:52:14
And now I've lost the crit table.

00:52:18
Yeah.

00:52:18
So, that sounds crit-able.

00:52:19
Crit-able?

00:52:21
So, the roll was a 71 or was it a 61?

00:52:23
Anyway.

00:52:24
The roll is...

00:52:25
Oh, it's just...

00:52:27
So, it's going to be 81 if I add a ten.

00:52:29
That sounds bad.

00:52:32
Yeah, that's pretty high up there.

00:52:34
I hope it's just disintegration.

00:52:37
Blinded.

00:52:38
Until the end of the encounter, the target cannot voluntarily suffer strain to activate any abilities or gain additional maneuvers.

00:52:44
And then...

00:52:46
A hundred plus twenty.

00:52:49
Blinded.

00:52:51
The target can no longer see.

00:52:53
Upgrade the difficulty of all checks twice.

00:52:56
Upgrade the difficulty of perception and vigilance checks three times.

00:53:02
Okay, so...

00:53:03
Trex has been blasted.

00:53:05
And he's laying there.

00:53:07
Just...

00:53:07
Like...

00:53:08
Having been blasted.

00:53:11
Who is this shooting at me?

00:53:13
Do you know who I am?

00:53:14
That he can speak?

00:53:16
Wow.

00:53:16
Uh, yeah.

00:53:17
He's blinded.

00:53:18
Blinded but not dumb.

00:53:19
Blinded but not...

00:53:20
Well, I thought he might be dead.

00:53:21
Uh, no.

00:53:22
I know that's so much damage.

00:53:23
Alright, so...

00:53:25
Let's see.

00:53:25
He was...

00:53:26
Overpowered, right?

00:53:28
16.

00:53:28
16 damage.

00:53:29
You guys are a fucking huge health pool.

00:53:32
Power...

00:53:33
I think I'm gonna choose Trandoshan for my goodness character.

00:53:36
What was the second one?

00:53:37
Do you remember?

00:53:38
Winded?

00:53:38
Yeah.

00:53:39
Winded.

00:53:39
And then...

00:53:41
And blinded.

00:53:41
And blinded.

00:53:42
I thought it was a number down.

00:53:45
Mr. Blinded?

00:53:46
Mr. Blinded?

00:53:47
That was blinded.

00:53:48
It wasn't like that.

00:53:48
Okay.

00:53:49
Even a close range shot.

00:53:51
So it said...

00:53:51
How many...

00:53:52
How many difficulty?

00:53:53
God damn it.

00:53:54
Well, it depends.

00:53:55
It's really good given your circumstances in this situation.

00:53:58
Like, if it was just me shooting at a normal thing, it wouldn't have been that.

00:54:02
It just depends on the gun you're using and, like...

00:54:07
The fact that you had a nice, big, pretty good shot on him.

00:54:10
So...

00:54:11
Blinded.

00:54:12
That's close range.

00:54:13
Tariu can no longer see.

00:54:14
Upgrade the difficulty of all checks twice.

00:54:16
Yes.

00:54:16
So he's gonna draw his weapon.

00:54:18
So close range is now hard for him instead of easy.

00:54:21
Yeah, but is drawing your weapon considered a maneuver?

00:54:23
No, he can't experience strain to get another one.

00:54:27
He can't do double maneuvers.

00:54:27
So drawing his weapon would be one maneuver.

00:54:29
Yeah.

00:54:29
But he only needs one.

00:54:30
Oh, okay.

00:54:32
So he can...

00:54:33
Okay.

00:54:33
So he can't draw and then aim and shoot.

00:54:36
Yeah.

00:54:36
Yeah.

00:54:36
Or he couldn't draw and, like, move.

00:54:38
Yeah.

00:54:39
He can just draw and shoot.

00:54:39
Um...

00:54:40
The thing is, he's, like, on the ground.

00:54:42
Does he have to roll over?

00:54:43
Does that count as a maneuver?

00:54:45
Or get up?

00:54:45
No.

00:54:46
Oh.

00:54:47
I can fire for you.

00:54:48
Let's see.

00:54:51
What is it?

00:54:51
He's got two yellows.

00:54:53
Yep.

00:54:53
He's got...

00:54:54
It's Trex, dude.

00:54:55
And...

00:54:58
Oh, yeah.

00:54:58
That's right.

00:54:59
Well, I got a crit back on you.

00:55:05
Yeah, I'll do it for you.

00:55:08
Okay.

00:55:08
All right.

00:55:09
So then let's see.

00:55:09
Those two...

00:55:10
These cancel.

00:55:11
All right.

00:55:11
Let's just cancel.

00:55:12
And then that does not cancel.

00:55:14
So then...

00:55:15
So it's a threat, success, and a triumph.

00:55:18
So success...

00:55:19
So whatever damage the success does, he gets a crit, and then...

00:55:22
I don't know what threats equal...

00:55:23
I don't think threats will equal to anything in gunfighting.

00:55:25
It's equal to something negatively.

00:55:28
But...

00:55:28
Yeah.

00:55:29
So a success would be...

00:55:32
Seven...

00:55:35
So it would be eight damage.

00:55:36
What's your soap?

00:55:37
Five.

00:55:39
Oh, that's good.

00:55:40
So you only took three.

00:55:40
You're fine.

00:55:41
Three and one...

00:55:43
One crit, yeah.

00:55:44
One crit, so...

00:55:45
We'll see what that ends up being.

00:55:47
But I was at six.

00:55:49
I'm at nine.

00:55:51
All right.

00:55:52
So you're kind of hiding.

00:55:53
Yeah.

00:55:53
Okay.

00:55:53
When you're...

00:55:54
When you're ready, because I don't have percentile dice, so just double tap on there.

00:55:59
Oh, it hit 100.

00:56:01
Oh, it hit 100.

00:56:01
And then double tap.

00:56:05
No, no, no, he's there.

00:56:05
91.

00:56:06
So...

00:56:11
I got two skin damage.

00:56:12
I got two skin damage.

00:56:12
Okay.

00:56:13
You have what?

00:56:14
Two skin damage.

00:56:14
Do you have any critical damages?

00:56:17
No.

00:56:17
Okay.

00:56:18
So 91 is at the brink.

00:56:22
The target suffers one strain each time he performs an action.

00:56:26
Okay.

00:56:27
Okay.

00:56:28
That's fine.

00:56:29
Can you write that down somewhere?

00:56:30
And your status is like a status section.

00:56:32
Yeah.

00:56:33
So my crit is plus one strain.

00:56:38
Per action.

00:56:39
And that's going to be...

00:56:42
Or maneuver...

00:56:44
So I'm going to...

00:56:45
So each...

00:56:46
So if I aim and shoot, that's two.

00:56:48
Even shooting, even attacking is an action.

00:56:50
Right.

00:56:50
So maneuver...

00:56:51
Almost everything is in an action.

00:56:52
Yes.

00:56:53
I don't think a maneuver is an action, though.

00:56:56
You get to do a maneuver and an action in every combat.

00:56:59
That sounds right.

00:57:00
Yes.

00:57:01
Shooting, though, the main things are actions.

00:57:02
Yeah.

00:57:03
But you can only do one action per turn.

00:57:04
Right.

00:57:05
But it doesn't matter.

00:57:06
Now it's your turn.

00:57:09
But Trex has just blasted you.

00:57:12
So you're just...

00:57:13
Yeah.

00:57:13
So now it's just like a point-blank shootout.

00:57:16
Yeah.

00:57:17
At this point.

00:57:17
Yeah.

00:57:18
So I keep the boost, though.

00:57:20
Because I'm going to aim.

00:57:21
So that's my maneuver.

00:57:23
Against...

00:57:25
Just one.

00:57:26
Yeah.

00:57:26
Yeah.

00:57:27
You didn't get any upgrades or difficulty.

00:57:29
You're still close, right?

00:57:29
Why do you have two boosts?

00:57:31
He has one boost.

00:57:31
I have one boost.

00:57:32
Because he aimed.

00:57:32
Oh, sorry.

00:57:32
Because he aimed.

00:57:33
Okay.

00:57:33
So he does take a strain for this, by the way.

00:57:37
You take one strain.

00:57:38
Yeah.

00:57:39
Don't break your bargain.

00:57:39
You do so good.

00:57:40
Okay.

00:57:40
Shit.

00:57:41
Okay.

00:57:41
So that's four successes and...

00:57:44
That's one, two, three, four, five.

00:57:47
Five.

00:57:47
Five advantages.

00:57:48
Five.

00:57:48
Five advantages.

00:57:48
Five advantages.

00:57:48
So four successes is, what, 13 damage?

00:57:51
Okay.

00:57:52
And then one crit and two advantages.

00:57:54
Okay.

00:57:56
So at this point, Trax is a bloody mess.

00:57:59
He's dead.

00:58:00
Ha ha.

00:58:02
Loot his body.

00:58:03
Okay.

00:58:05
Oh, we got other stuff.

00:58:07
As you say that, or as you blast him again, two Gamorrean guards come running at you.

00:58:15
Are they the ones in front of Kimo?

00:58:17
They...

00:58:20
They are.

00:58:21
Yes.

00:58:22
Mac, do I have my blaster on me?

00:58:25
Can I make an action?

00:58:27
Can I do something?

00:58:28
I don't remember.

00:58:29
Yeah.

00:58:30
There's no reason why you wouldn't, right?

00:58:31
Yeah, I don't think.

00:58:32
Yeah, but before...

00:58:33
But you are across.

00:58:34
You would have to make a couple maneuvers before you...

00:58:35
Before you even start shooting.

00:58:37
Before you even start shooting, though.

00:58:38
Can I just...

00:58:39
Can I...

00:58:40
Can I do something now?

00:58:41
We never, like...

00:58:44
There's no initiative for the rest of us.

00:58:45
No.

00:58:47
I guess not.

00:58:48
Yeah.

00:58:48
Well, what do you want to do?

00:58:49
Oh, I just walk up to Teemo.

00:58:51
It's going to take you time to get over there.

00:58:55
I'm right in front of him.

00:58:56
I was right in front of where the guards were, and they just ran away.

00:58:58
I'm, like, at the bottom of his dais.

00:59:01
Okay.

00:59:02
Dias.

00:59:03
Yeah, I guess you were.

00:59:05
Yeah, I take, like, three steps up.

00:59:07
Okay.

00:59:08
And I just...

00:59:09
Really, only he can hear it, but I just play back a part of the audio recording that I have of him and his spy.

00:59:17
Okay.

00:59:19
And I just say, we need to talk.

00:59:21
Call off your guards.

00:59:22
Ha, ha, ha.

00:59:25
He says, as you play him the audio.

00:59:27
Who are you?

00:59:29
Bah, bah, bah, bah.

00:59:31
It doesn't matter who I am.

00:59:33
All that matters is that you have...

00:59:35
You are plotting against Jabba.

00:59:37
Now call your guards off.

00:59:40
But...

00:59:40
And at this point...

00:59:43
At this point, it's quiet in there.

00:59:46
And everyone is staring at the dead Trandoshan.

00:59:48
So the fight has sort of...

00:59:51
Stopped.

00:59:51
Stopped.

00:59:53
And the music has stopped.

00:59:54
And you have said that.

00:59:56
And he looks over at the Gamorrean guards who are starting to approach Sarn.

01:00:00
And he makes a grunt.

01:00:02
Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah.

01:00:04
And they hold off.

01:00:08
Okay.

01:00:09
So then...

01:00:10
Um...

01:00:11
I just say...

01:00:13
I have...

01:00:14
Before you even ask...

01:00:16
I have all of the evidence collected against you plotting against Jabba tied to a dead man's switch.

01:00:23
Set to route out to the entire planet on a broad way of communication.

01:00:27
So don't even think about anything.

01:00:29
Um...

01:00:32
We need to discuss a deal.

01:00:34
We might...

01:00:35
We go somewhere more private.

01:00:36
And...

01:00:38
And...

01:00:39
Timo to this says...

01:00:41
Burday, burday, burday, me, you, dog, woo.

01:00:45
Excellent.

01:00:46
I tease God.

01:00:47
Yeah.

01:00:47
Thank you.

01:00:48
And although it is Timo talking.

01:00:50
And...

01:00:51
Uh...

01:00:51
What that translates to...

01:00:54
Is...

01:00:55
You better have more than just that recording.

01:00:58
Because that is not enough to blackmail a hut.

01:01:00
You have no idea what I do or do not have.

01:01:02
I don't...

01:01:04
Are you willing to take that risk?

01:01:05
And...

01:01:07
He sort of looks around.

01:01:08
And he's like...

01:01:11
When do we meet?

01:01:13
Right now.

01:01:15
Okay.

01:01:17
Meet me...

01:01:19
In my quarters.

01:01:20
Okay.

01:01:20
And he sort of...

01:01:21
So then I...

01:01:21
Points to a room behind.

01:01:22
Hey guys, come...

01:01:23
Let's go...

01:01:23
You guys can come meet with him with me.

01:01:25
Yeah.

01:01:25
I want to go for Trunks Pockets first.

01:01:27
You don't have time for that.

01:01:29
I want to see who wins the fight.

01:01:32
I put money on this.

01:01:33
No one's fighting.

01:01:34
The fighting is stopped.

01:01:35
And so everyone is all kind of confused.

01:01:37
And they're all like looking around.

01:01:38
And Timo has just disappeared.

01:01:40
There's a dead man.

01:01:41
Like...

01:01:42
Laying there.

01:01:43
Right.

01:01:43
I feel very confused.

01:01:44
Because I'm still like...

01:01:45
Where's the fight going?

01:01:46
What the hell?

01:01:50
Um...

01:01:50
Come on guys.

01:01:51
Let's go.

01:01:51
Can I use a Stimpak though?

01:01:53
I don't see why...

01:01:55
That should be pretty quick, right?

01:01:55
Yeah.

01:01:55
While you're watching.

01:01:56
Yeah.

01:01:57
Yeah.

01:01:58
Uh...

01:01:59
Stimpak is...

01:02:00
And all of the lore I've always seen, they're like...

01:02:01
They're like syringes.

01:02:02
Why do I have to roll?

01:02:03
I thought Stimpaks were automatic.

01:02:04
They're not medkits.

01:02:06
Yeah.

01:02:07
They're not medkits.

01:02:07
Is it?

01:02:08
They're not medkits.

01:02:10
Right.

01:02:10
Medkits you need to be a healer.

01:02:13
A Stimpak is just like...

01:02:15
I think you're more proficient with them as a healer.

01:02:19
But I think anyone can...

01:02:20
Well you can just roll your medicine.

01:02:21
But if your medicine...

01:02:23
If your medicine skill sucks, you're not going to be very useful.

01:02:27
Stimpak...

01:02:27
But you have to write a tag of painting.

01:02:28
You can do it.

01:02:28
176.

01:02:32
I just want to double check.

01:02:34
That's fine.

01:02:34
Do you have that...

01:02:35
I believe...

01:02:36
I just don't know how much...

01:02:38
I think it does four.

01:02:38
If I remember correctly.

01:02:40
Yeah, it's four.

01:02:40
Stimpak.

01:02:44
Yeah, that's what they look like, right?

01:02:46
It takes a maneuver for a character...

01:02:49
Are one use and automatically heal five wounds.

01:02:51
Oh.

01:02:51
Oh, five.

01:02:52
Yeah.

01:02:53
Okay.

01:02:54
Where do I get four from?

01:02:56
Oh, it says it in the book.

01:02:57
Oh.

01:02:58
And this book overrides.

01:03:00
Okay.

01:03:00
I will go with that.

01:03:01
Okay.

01:03:03
Well, are you guys coming?

01:03:07
Yes.

01:03:07
I'm going to slowly follow behind and act like I'm not a part of your group and I'm going to

01:03:12
hang outside the door.

01:03:13
Well, don't you have...

01:03:14
Don't you have demands for Teemo?

01:03:16
You don't want to be part of this meeting?

01:03:17
I mean...

01:03:19
I think it makes just as much sense that he's sort of outside the door just in case...

01:03:23
Do you want me to get you a speeder bike or something?

01:03:26
Yeah.

01:03:27
Then blast him.

01:03:29
I thought that's what we came here for.

01:03:30
We don't have to blast him.

01:03:32
If we...

01:03:33
If we...

01:03:33
If we...

01:03:34
If we make...

01:03:34
If we force him to clear our names...

01:03:35
Let's all get speeder bikes.

01:03:36
We could also have just Teemo...

01:03:37
We could also just have Teemo be like our benefactor now.

01:03:40
Like I guess as well.

01:03:42
Like we don't have to kill him.

01:03:44
No we don't.

01:03:45
But how good would it feel?

01:03:46
But...

01:03:47
I like the idea.

01:03:48
I feel like...

01:03:49
I don't like doing it.

01:03:50
I feel like killing him would close a chapter on our story.

01:03:53
I feel like having a lot of money behind us would be better though.

01:03:55
Yeah.

01:03:56
That and I'm sure if we kill him the job was going to be entered.

01:03:59
Like having a bankroll would be kind of nice.

01:04:01
Yeah.

01:04:01
Yeah.

01:04:02
Like we could like...

01:04:03
We could get another Corellian freighter.

01:04:06
Or two more.

01:04:08
You know.

01:04:09
A decent one.

01:04:10
We could have everything.

01:04:11
We could have the Kahuna wave two and three.

01:04:13
We could get one of those...

01:04:16
Does anyone know what the Slave one is?

01:04:18
What's the name of that ship?

01:04:18
The Slave one?

01:04:20
No the Slave one is the name of the actual ship.

01:04:21
I don't know.

01:04:21
I don't know what the model is.

01:04:23
I want one of those.

01:04:24
Shit.

01:04:25
Are you kidding?

01:04:25
Really?

01:04:26
I love that thing.

01:04:27
I've always loved that thing.

01:04:28
It's like my favorite ship in like all of Star Wars.

01:04:31
Okay.

01:04:31
So you guys go back into his back chambers.

01:04:34
Yeah.

01:04:34
Which is behind where he was sitting.

01:04:36
And...

01:04:40
I'm trying to...

01:04:41
I think I like Dash Wrestle ship myself.

01:04:45
Yeah.

01:04:46
Alright.

01:04:46
That's a good one too.

01:04:47
Y'all right here?

01:04:48
Yeah.

01:04:48
So you guys...

01:04:49
You guys are talking about that to yourselves as you walk in.

01:04:53
So the Han Solo one is the YT something.

01:04:55
1300.

01:04:56
1300.

01:04:56
And then the Dash Runners one is like the YT something else.

01:05:00
Like YT 1000 or something like that.

01:05:01
Or 1600.

01:05:02
I think 1600 maybe.

01:05:03
Yeah.

01:05:03
It's of the same...

01:05:04
It's another Corellian frigate essentially.

01:05:06
It's very similar.

01:05:08
The only thing it has different is the gyro on the onside.

01:05:10
No longer.

01:05:11
Yeah.

01:05:12
It's cool.

01:05:12
It's like the B-Wing.

01:05:13
The only thing that confuses me about...

01:05:17
Why you need gyros in space is because there's no down.

01:05:19
No.

01:05:20
I was going to say how...

01:05:21
That is not what he wants.

01:05:22
How Slave 1's cockpit works.

01:05:25
It rotates.

01:05:27
I bet you it has to crease that a lot.

01:05:30
Yeah.

01:05:32
You're talking about having a gyro.

01:05:34
Okay.

01:05:34
So you guys walk in...

01:05:37
Maybe space crease literally lasts a long time.

01:05:39
You guys walk in and Timo is sitting there behind like a wooden desk type thing.

01:05:46
A hut?

01:05:47
A wooden desk.

01:05:48
What a weird idea.

01:05:49
He's a businessman.

01:05:50
Yeah.

01:05:50
I just feel like he wouldn't have a desk still.

01:05:52
Yeah.

01:05:53
It's where he puts his papers.

01:05:54
I feel like he'd have servants nearby that would hold papers for him.

01:05:57
All the time.

01:05:58
He's a professional.

01:05:59
Turns out.

01:06:00
He's a hut though.

01:06:01
All right.

01:06:01
It's surprising.

01:06:01
Fine.

01:06:02
Scantily clad slaves.

01:06:05
All right.

01:06:07
We are here to deal.

01:06:08
If you do not recognize us, you have a bounty on us.

01:06:11
The hut's laughter fills the cavernous hall, his flabby tail beating against his throne in time.

01:06:17
Throne desk.

01:06:20
So he booms.

01:06:21
The ungrateful womp rats return.

01:06:23
I took you all in.

01:06:25
Gave you all a home.

01:06:26
This is how you repay me?

01:06:27
He does recognize us.

01:06:28
Timo takes a pull from the cigar in his hand.

01:06:31
The curl of smoke drifts upwards towards the massive chandelier above his head.

01:06:35
While he speaks.

01:06:36
A lesser hut might make a speech about how he is a businessman.

01:06:40
How we come to.

01:06:41
How we can come to an equitable arrangement.

01:06:44
He might wheedle and cajole.

01:06:45
But not me.

01:06:46
You are ungrateful slime and you must be punished.

01:06:49
Suddenly Timo shifts his bulk and you see he is holding a massive laser pistol in one hand.

01:06:54
What do you do?

01:06:55
Well, shit.

01:06:57
I guess we do have to kill Timo.

01:06:59
Okay.

01:07:02
Mac, get in here.

01:07:04
I'm just going to stay outside.

01:07:05
No, we need you.

01:07:06
I'm going to stay outside.

01:07:07
I know you're drunk.

01:07:08
But you can't miss this damn thing.

01:07:11
No, I'll be in there when it happens, man.

01:07:13
Just relax.

01:07:14
I'll be in there in a second.

01:07:15
I'll just hang outside.

01:07:17
I don't believe him.

01:07:17
I think he's going to fucking run again.

01:07:19
Mac the coward living up to his name.

01:07:21
Right?

01:07:21
Yes.

01:07:23
Well, shit.

01:07:26
I don't...

01:07:26
You're not giving us a lot of options.

01:07:28
I mean, you guys brought him into the office.

01:07:32
No, I guess.

01:07:33
But I guess he's suicidal, I guess.

01:07:35
So, whatever.

01:07:37
I mean, he has...

01:07:39
All he did is pull the gun.

01:07:41
Right.

01:07:42
So, I mean, I guess I could just say...

01:07:45
But we're not rolling for initiative.

01:07:47
Right.

01:07:47
So, we can still negotiate...

01:07:49
Timo.

01:07:49
Timo.

01:07:51
Are you sure you want to throw your life away?

01:07:53
Either by our hands or by your cousin, uncle?

01:07:57
Whatever the fuck the relationship is.

01:07:59
Cousin, uncle.

01:07:59
Your cousin, uncle.

01:08:00
Your cuncle.

01:08:01
Cuncle.

01:08:02
Cuncle Java.

01:08:06
Cuncle Java.

01:08:07
You really want to throw your life away?

01:08:09
We are not here to reveal you should you be willing to negotiate.

01:08:15
And we won't even require you to wheedle.

01:08:19
I am willing to negotiate should the information you have be sufficient to take me down.

01:08:27
Hmm.

01:08:29
Well, you just have to trust that it is.

01:08:34
I will have to trust, is what you're telling me.

01:08:37
You don't have a choice.

01:08:38
I have plenty of choices.

01:08:40
All right.

01:08:41
Well, your choices are all self-destruction.

01:08:42
Or dealing with us.

01:08:46
Which is really more just a loss to your pride.

01:08:48
So far, all you've told me is that you have information that I am spying on Java.

01:08:56
Mm-hmm.

01:08:56
Correct.

01:08:57
This is a Hutt's world.

01:08:59
Always looking over your back.

01:09:02
Do we have the invoice for the battle droids?

01:09:04
We have everything.

01:09:05
We have everything.

01:09:06
I just don't know how much.

01:09:07
How much is it?

01:09:09
Yeah.

01:09:10
I mean, we don't want to play our hand here too much.

01:09:12
You know?

01:09:12
Because, like, he's not threatened by all of the data we have.

01:09:15
So, you know, we only showed one thing, though.

01:09:18
Yeah.

01:09:19
I know.

01:09:19
Just to get some tension.

01:09:20
Yeah.

01:09:21
And now we should show at least one of the other things.

01:09:24
Just show him that we do have more.

01:09:26
As you guys discuss, you see him motion to push some kind of button.

01:09:32
What that...

01:09:35
Yeah.

01:09:35
He motions for...

01:09:37
We don't know what it does, though.

01:09:37
It's not a medium.

01:09:38
You don't know what it does.

01:09:38
There's no medium.

01:09:39
It's not a medium.

01:09:40
There's no...

01:09:41
Can I shoot towards the button?

01:09:43
Like, between the button and his hand?

01:09:45
No.

01:09:46
The button is pressed.

01:09:48
You guys were talking.

01:09:48
Okay.

01:09:49
The button is pressed.

01:09:50
All right.

01:09:53
Fine.

01:09:53
We know that you have purchased a large amount of B1 Battle Droid parts.

01:09:59
We know that you are producing them on your own from Still in Plans.

01:10:02
And...

01:10:04
What else do we have?

01:10:06
Do we have...

01:10:07
Not in character.

01:10:10
I don't have my card.

01:10:11
We have one other thing.

01:10:13
You told me earlier what it was.

01:10:14
Am I required to remember it right now?

01:10:16
I mean...

01:10:19
What I will look for is the...

01:10:23
Look at that.

01:10:24
We have...

01:10:27
Oh, and the data pad.

01:10:28
Never mind.

01:10:28
We have the data pad and...

01:10:30
But the data pad proves the droids.

01:10:32
Well, no.

01:10:33
The droids existing prove the droids.

01:10:35
The data pad proved that he was going to...

01:10:37
That he was trying to manufacture his own droids.

01:10:40
Okay.

01:10:40
Or that he'd been looking into it.

01:10:42
Okay.

01:10:43
So here's the...

01:10:45
We have collected evidence that shows that you are...

01:10:48
Amassing battle droids and the capability to produce more.

01:10:51
Meanwhile, spying on Jabba the Hutt and his palace security.

01:10:59
So, as you talk to him, outside the door...

01:11:04
Yeah.

01:11:04
Where...

01:11:05
Mac is?

01:11:05
Mac is standing.

01:11:06
Two Gamorrean guards start walking towards the door and bump into Mac.

01:11:12
Um...

01:11:13
I...

01:11:15
Let's see here.

01:11:17
I have my gun, right?

01:11:18
Yeah.

01:11:19
All right.

01:11:20
I pistol whip one in the head.

01:11:21
Why don't you just...

01:11:24
I talked to him.

01:11:25
The door closed.

01:11:25
The shooter.

01:11:26
Control panel.

01:11:28
Okay.

01:11:28
Well...

01:11:29
Well...

01:11:29
What?

01:11:30
What?

01:11:30
What?

01:11:31
I don't know what he said.

01:11:31
I don't know.

01:11:32
I don't know.

01:11:33
If you want to...

01:11:34
No, I just...

01:11:35
I just...

01:11:35
No, no.

01:11:36
It's just that you guys clearly have a plan.

01:11:37
No, we don't.

01:11:39
No.

01:11:39
But I just think that there might be a better option then.

01:11:43
So, as you're standing there, these two...

01:11:46
So, they were over by tracks and were kind of mingling as you guys, like, walked by, but

01:11:52
they were kind of confused.

01:11:53
But you notice that they sort of hut two, and they start walking up there into, like, the

01:12:01
back area, and they see you standing there just kind of...

01:12:06
You're standing by the door, right?

01:12:07
Were you doing anything?

01:12:08
I was acting like I was, like, kind of, like, passed out against the wall, but not holding

01:12:12
against the wall.

01:12:12
Oh, but, like...

01:12:13
So, you were, like...

01:12:14
Fake.

01:12:15
Like, super cool, like, leaning against the wall, like, something like that?

01:12:17
Yeah, super cool, super cool.

01:12:18
But drunk.

01:12:19
Alright, but you're kind of close to the door, and so they have to, like, bump into you to

01:12:28
open the door, and they try to open it, and they can't open it because you're leaning,

01:12:32
like, close enough that they can't get it open, because it's...

01:12:35
I guess it's, like, a Star Wars door that still has hinges.

01:12:38
Yay.

01:12:38
Yeah, yes.

01:12:39
Because it's, like, a old...

01:12:41
It's, like, a thing.

01:12:42
And so...

01:12:43
Please.

01:12:44
By the way, we're trying to get back here.

01:12:46
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

01:12:47
I'm an arms dealer.

01:12:49
I have some arms.

01:12:51
We have arms.

01:12:54
We are arms people.

01:12:56
I see that.

01:12:56
I have more arms for you.

01:12:58
And I pull out my gun and hold it up to one of the guy's head, and I say, here's one right

01:13:03
for you.

01:13:03
Would you like to enter combat?

01:13:07
They say.

01:13:11
Because we need to get in there.

01:13:13
Our bus rang our pagers.

01:13:15
I'll go...

01:13:15
And we need to get in there.

01:13:16
Enter combat.

01:13:17
Okay.

01:13:17
Because I'm at point-blank range.

01:13:20
Okay.

01:13:21
So let's do the same rules.

01:13:23
Okay.

01:13:25
The Gamorrean Guards do not have a setback.

01:13:28
Which one's in the bathroom?

01:13:29
The left one, on the left.

01:13:31
But they will roll on their cool.

01:13:34
You will have a boost.

01:13:37
Because...

01:13:38
Because...

01:13:40
Well, no.

01:13:40
Actually, you'll be cool, and the Gamorrean Guards will be vigilance.

01:13:44
So what do I need?

01:13:47
There you go.

01:13:48
That's it?

01:13:49
Yep.

01:13:49
Got your cool, right?

01:13:51
My cool is three greens.

01:13:54
Yep.

01:13:55
You're good?

01:13:55
Yeah.

01:13:55
And just count up your successes and your advantages.

01:14:00
So that's three successes and four advantages.

01:14:03
All right.

01:14:03
So you...

01:14:05
So there's two of them.

01:14:06
That was the first one.

01:14:07
So you can destroy them.

01:14:09
Yeah.

01:14:10
Okay.

01:14:10
He's got three successes and four advantages.

01:14:12
Okay.

01:14:13
So you can blast on the one closest to you.

01:14:15
All right.

01:14:16
So I blast one on the face.

01:14:18
Okay.

01:14:18
I go ahead and roll for your...

01:14:22
Whatever your...

01:14:24
Because you have a blaster.

01:14:25
Yeah.

01:14:26
So it's probably...

01:14:27
What is that?

01:14:28
Light?

01:14:28
Range light?

01:14:29
Yeah.

01:14:30
And it's going to be close.

01:14:31
So it'll be one difficulty.

01:14:32
Range light is in this book.

01:14:35
Where's the...

01:14:39
You might want to try to look up the gun itself.

01:14:41
Do you have that written?

01:14:42
Well, that's not going to have the...

01:14:43
In his folio, it's not going to have it in there.

01:14:45
Oh, I don't know.

01:14:46
What the rolling is.

01:14:47
I thought he might...

01:14:48
It's going to be range light.

01:14:50
Okay.

01:14:50
Yeah.

01:14:50
It's one yellow, two green.

01:14:54
Okay.

01:14:54
You don't have that in your...

01:14:55
Because I...

01:14:56
Did you upgrade your range light?

01:14:57
I thought I did.

01:14:59
To rank two.

01:15:01
So what is that?

01:15:03
What is it on there?

01:15:04
What is it on your folio?

01:15:06
That's probably just rank one, right?

01:15:07
Yeah.

01:15:08
This is just a...

01:15:09
Yellow, green, green.

01:15:10
Yeah.

01:15:10
So it's probably two...

01:15:11
It's two yellows and a green, then.

01:15:12
That's right.

01:15:13
Here you go.

01:15:13
That will change.

01:15:15
And you've got to roll one difficulty.

01:15:15
Because it's close.

01:15:17
Yeah.

01:15:17
All right.

01:15:23
Good.

01:15:23
All right.

01:15:24
So that's two fails.

01:15:26
So that cancels...

01:15:27
Those cancels.

01:15:27
So it's one success and one advantage.

01:15:29
Okay.

01:15:30
So that's going to be...

01:15:31
What's the damage on your pistol?

01:15:32
My pistol is six.

01:15:35
And then I think it's...

01:15:37
Six plus one, probably.

01:15:37
Plus one success.

01:15:39
For each success.

01:15:40
Does that change with my rank at all?

01:15:41
Or no?

01:15:42
No.

01:15:42
It only changes with the weapon.

01:15:44
No.

01:15:44
The weapon is what dictates that.

01:15:45
Okay.

01:15:46
So that's seven damage.

01:15:47
So seven damage?

01:15:48
Yeah.

01:15:49
And one damage.

01:15:50
Okay.

01:15:52
And the advantage...

01:15:54
That's not enough to trigger a crit.

01:15:55
No.

01:15:56
So it's usually three.

01:15:57
You do...

01:15:58
All right.

01:15:58
So...

01:15:59
Okay.

01:16:02
You do...

01:16:04
Sorry.

01:16:06
That was seven, right?

01:16:07
Mm-hmm.

01:16:07
Okay.

01:16:08
All right.

01:16:15
You do some damage on the Gmorgian Guard.

01:16:17
He gets your blast and kind of falls backward.

01:16:21
He's kind of...

01:16:21
He only had one success, though?

01:16:22
Yeah.

01:16:23
He only had one success, though.

01:16:24
Okay.

01:16:25
He had...

01:16:27
It's six damage.

01:16:28
Yeah.

01:16:29
Plus one for every success.

01:16:30
That's how it's done.

01:16:32
That's not canceled out.

01:16:33
Right.

01:16:34
He had two...

01:16:34
He had three successes.

01:16:35
Yeah, of course.

01:16:35
Of course.

01:16:35
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:16:37
I never really thought about it before.

01:16:38
Okay.

01:16:39
So he kind of bolts back.

01:16:41
And as he sort of dazed after you're shooting him, his friend, because there's two of them,

01:16:49
lines up his gun to shoot at you.

01:16:52
Well, let's see.

01:16:53
Does he have a gun?

01:16:53
No.

01:16:55
He has a vibro axe.

01:16:56
Oh, boy.

01:16:59
He moves closer into you and wields his gigantic axe and swings him at you.

01:17:08
All right.

01:17:08
All right.

01:17:08
And that's going to be...

01:17:10
Dodge.

01:17:11
Can I dodge?

01:17:12
Okay.

01:17:12
No, because you don't have any maneuvers remaining.

01:17:15
I didn't?

01:17:16
No.

01:17:16
Just I had to...

01:17:18
Well, you can't...

01:17:19
So as combat happens, on your turn, you shot at one of them.

01:17:25
Okay.

01:17:25
That's using your turn.

01:17:27
A dodge would be like another maneuver, I guess.

01:17:31
I think there is a dodge talent.

01:17:34
I can get dodge.

01:17:36
Yeah, dodge is a talent.

01:17:37
I actually don't know what it is.

01:17:38
But I don't have it.

01:17:40
But I can't do it.

01:17:41
So...

01:17:42
I don't know.

01:17:46
What is the roll for this?

01:17:47
The vibro axe.

01:17:51
Is this just on repeat?

01:18:03
Yeah.

01:18:03
No, is it just on repeat?

01:18:09
It's like a four hour.

01:18:11
Is there a melee skill?

01:18:12
There's a brawl or a...

01:18:15
There is a melee skill.

01:18:16
Yeah.

01:18:17
Okay.

01:18:17
So give me two yellow and two green.

01:18:22
And it's engaged.

01:18:24
So it's going to be two difficulty.

01:18:26
Yeah.

01:18:27
So he takes one maneuver to go from close to engaged.

01:18:33
And then he has a big axe.

01:18:35
He's swinging at you.

01:18:39
And he...

01:18:40
So these six...

01:18:43
So that's three successes minus one.

01:18:45
So two successes.

01:18:46
And then...

01:18:48
No advantages.

01:18:51
Because of two threats.

01:18:53
Okay.

01:18:53
So he's got two successes.

01:18:55
All right.

01:18:55
So that's going to be...

01:18:56
These things all cancel.

01:18:56
Two successes.

01:19:00
Nine damage.

01:19:02
How much soak do you have?

01:19:05
Four.

01:19:05
How much soak do you have?

01:19:09
Your soak is four.

01:19:10
So you take five damage.

01:19:11
I don't have more soak.

01:19:14
Oh, yeah.

01:19:15
That's just what this one is.

01:19:16
With his...

01:19:17
His...

01:19:17
His...

01:19:17
Buster...

01:19:19
What's it?

01:19:20
It increases soak.

01:19:21
Yeah.

01:19:22
Five.

01:19:23
That's good.

01:19:24
Then you only take four damage.

01:19:25
Hooray.

01:19:25
I wouldn't walk down your head.

01:19:27
What?

01:19:28
I wouldn't walk down your head.

01:19:29
Thanks.

01:19:30
Because of farts.

01:19:31
Yeah.

01:19:31
Yeah.

01:19:31
No, I got it.

01:19:32
The snow frogs.

01:19:32
Thank you.

01:19:33
Sloth frogs.

01:19:34
Okay.

01:19:35
So you take...

01:19:36
What did you say?

01:19:36
Four damage?

01:19:37
They are vile.

01:19:38
So he cut my buster.

01:19:40
He cut your buster and part of your skin.

01:19:42
Oh.

01:19:42
Just don't...

01:19:44
Don't forget.

01:19:44
Are you marking the damage down?

01:19:46
Because I am not.

01:19:46
Someone might...

01:19:49
Four soak, you said?

01:19:50
No.

01:19:50
Four damage.

01:19:51
That's after soak.

01:19:52
Okay.

01:19:55
Okay.

01:19:59
As the other Gamorrean comes up, he swings his axe as well.

01:20:06
And that one's closer to you.

01:20:07
Can I maneuver yet?

01:20:09
Or is I going to let them take you?

01:20:10
You have to maneuver on your turn.

01:20:12
Okay.

01:20:12
So advantage, success, advantages.

01:20:21
I know where on this side of the house is safe anymore.

01:20:25
Is it spreading?

01:20:26
Yeah.

01:20:26
Okay.

01:20:27
So one...

01:20:28
Diffusing quite nicely.

01:20:29
Diffusing quite nicely.

01:20:29
That's my superpower.

01:20:31
Three...

01:20:35
Three success and...

01:20:37
Suddenly just turned the fan on.

01:20:40
Okay.

01:20:41
Okay.

01:20:41
Okay.

01:20:44
So he does...

01:20:49
This is four...

01:20:49
This is four...

01:20:51
So 11...

01:20:55
No.

01:20:56
10...

01:20:56
Jesus Christ.

01:20:57
10 damage and one critical.

01:20:59
The smell?

01:21:00
Yeah.

01:21:01
Don't forget to take account in your soak.

01:21:05
So it would be 10 minus 5 because of the soak.

01:21:07
It's going to be 5 additional damage.

01:21:09
So 4 plus 5.

01:21:11
So you've taken 9.

01:21:11
Did you have it?

01:21:12
Were you at 0 before?

01:21:13
Do you know?

01:21:13
Yeah, I think so.

01:21:14
Well, that's at least good.

01:21:15
I had...

01:21:17
No, I had one strain removed two weeks ago.

01:21:19
Or two plays ago.

01:21:20
Oh, because of your...

01:21:21
Yeah.

01:21:21
Your pun.

01:21:22
So yeah, you got four more.

01:21:26
Then what?

01:21:26
You are incapacitated.

01:21:28
Uh...

01:21:28
Well, no.

01:21:29
Oh, yeah.

01:21:30
Then you're incapacitated.

01:21:31
But you have to roll...

01:21:32
Your crit.

01:21:34
Your crit.

01:21:35
We got to not forget about these damn light side points, then.

01:21:42
Okay.

01:21:43
So when you're ready...

01:21:44
See the 100?

01:21:45
Hit the 100.

01:21:46
So 23.

01:21:49
Oh.

01:21:50
It's actually not that bad.

01:21:52
No, that's what it's up.

01:21:54
Which is going to be...

01:21:58
Or not to be.

01:22:00
Or not to...

01:22:02
No, be.

01:22:02
Critical 23.

01:22:09
That's what we could have done with a nice point.

01:22:11
Add setback to next skill check.

01:22:14
A lot of things, honestly.

01:22:14
So mark down one critical.

01:22:17
And you have a setback to your next skill check.

01:22:22
That would have been good.

01:22:23
And that's this turn.

01:22:24
So you have the next turn.

01:22:29
Unless we want to go back to you guys.

01:22:31
As all this ruckus is going on.

01:22:33
You guys call.

01:22:36
What?

01:22:37
Did you do it?

01:22:38
Yeah, let's go back to us.

01:22:39
Okay.

01:22:39
All right.

01:22:40
Piss her.

01:22:41
Ah!

01:22:42
Ah!

01:22:42
Ah!

01:22:43
Ah!

01:22:46
That was Timo.

01:22:46
Yes.

01:22:47
We know.

01:22:47
The only hut in here.

01:22:50
Ah, yes.

01:22:51
I am a hut.

01:22:52
Timo the hut.

01:22:55
Will you deal?

01:22:55
My...

01:22:56
My Gamorrean guards will be here soon.

01:22:58
Doesn't matter.

01:22:59
Would you deal...

01:23:00
Would you deal or not?

01:23:01
I don't want this to come to conflict.

01:23:04
The presence of guards does not change anything.

01:23:09
I seek to clear our names.

01:23:10
To clear our bounties.

01:23:12
What do you want?

01:23:15
We want one speeder bike.

01:23:18
We want...

01:23:20
What do you want?

01:23:20
Um...

01:23:22
A shit ton of real?

01:23:23
No.

01:23:24
No.

01:23:24
I want to get my sister out of slavery.

01:23:27
Oh, I had no idea.

01:23:28
That was even a thing.

01:23:28
Okay.

01:23:29
Yeah, I'm very secretive about my sister.

01:23:31
Yes.

01:23:31
Yeah, okay.

01:23:32
Your sister.

01:23:33
Who is your sister?

01:23:34
There's a very emotional title.

01:23:36
What are your name?

01:23:36
Makara.

01:23:37
Makara?

01:23:38
I think so, right?

01:23:39
Do you have your full name?

01:23:41
Makara.

01:23:41
No, I don't have...

01:23:41
What is the hut?

01:23:42
I think it's Makara.

01:23:43
No, the hut knows us.

01:23:43
And the hut probably researched the fact since we ran away that it became a pretty big name.

01:23:47
He doesn't know everything, right?

01:23:48
He knows that you guys are wanted.

01:23:50
Yeah.

01:23:50
Uh, Makara.

01:23:51
I mean, all Twi'leks look the same to him.

01:23:53
With an M.

01:23:54
Oh, I thought it was supposed to be.

01:23:56
I think it's M.

01:23:58
Oh, sorry, I thought it was supposed to be M.

01:23:59
Yeah, I think so.

01:24:02
Um...

01:24:03
Either way.

01:24:04
Those are your demands.

01:24:09
No, I have one.

01:24:10
I have a demand for myself as well.

01:24:12
You have more demands.

01:24:13
Yes, one more.

01:24:14
What?

01:24:14
Uh, do you have a super tactical battle droid?

01:24:18
I do not.

01:24:19
Oh, come on.

01:24:20
I fucking told you.

01:24:21
You will have to go elsewhere.

01:24:25
Damn it, God.

01:24:27
Fine.

01:24:28
Fine.

01:24:28
Fucking A.

01:24:29
Um...

01:24:31
I want access to the, uh...

01:24:33
All the droid parts you have in the workshop, just so I can mount full repairs on myself.

01:24:38
But primarily, the bounty cleaner and the speeder bike.

01:24:46
And the woman, just the twilight woman.

01:24:51
How about this?

01:24:52
Your information will be quite inconvenient.

01:24:59
Although I am confident I may be able to smooth things over.

01:25:04
But...

01:25:06
I just hold up the transmitter thing.

01:25:08
I...

01:25:11
Rather not.

01:25:12
I'd rather not.

01:25:14
Oh, and pause your guard.

01:25:15
We can't get up.

01:25:17
We can't...

01:25:17
Because I know...

01:25:18
Do you guys know about the guard?

01:25:20
Well, I don't know.

01:25:20
I don't know.

01:25:21
Okay.

01:25:21
I mean, you guys heard some rust.

01:25:23
I'm not on the...

01:25:24
I'm in the middle of a battle.

01:25:25
We heard some noises.

01:25:26
And just call us real quick.

01:25:27
Guys, I'm in the middle of a battle.

01:25:28
Save me!

01:25:29
I'm going to die.

01:25:31
I'm in the middle of a battle.

01:25:32
I don't know.

01:25:33
Can I get...

01:25:33
I mean...

01:25:34
I mean, that would be a...

01:25:35
That would be a maneuver.

01:25:36
Yeah, that would be a maneuver.

01:25:37
I don't think I want to do that.

01:25:39
Well, you're going to die if you don't.

01:25:42
But we don't.

01:25:42
You're not going to die.

01:25:43
He's not going to kill us.

01:25:45
He's going to incapacitate us at the best, but he's not going to kill me.

01:25:48
If you get hit with one more axe, you're dead.

01:25:50
I don't care.

01:25:51
That's not...

01:25:51
I mean...

01:25:52
Incapacitate.

01:25:53
Yeah.

01:25:54
I mean, that's fine.

01:25:55
It makes for a good story.

01:25:56
Okay.

01:25:56
Now I...

01:25:58
We can also say to you.

01:25:59
I admire your hot spot.

01:26:01
Which is hot to use.

01:26:03
That's pretty good.

01:26:06
How about this?

01:26:09
One straight.

01:26:11
One straight.

01:26:12
How about this?

01:26:14
Let's say...

01:26:18
I cancel your bounty.

01:26:23
Let's forget about that little thing.

01:26:25
But get the hell away from me,

01:26:28
and I'll keep the hell away from you.

01:26:29
And free the...

01:26:34
Yeah.

01:26:34
And my sister.

01:26:35
I will give you a lead on how to find her.

01:26:39
Fine.

01:26:40
But I do not have control over everything.

01:26:42
One speeder bike from your garage.

01:26:43
Come on.

01:26:45
It's like hardly worth the cost.

01:26:46
You probably...

01:26:47
You won't even know this is missing.

01:26:48
Rex, you're endearing yourself to me so much.

01:26:53
I just want more shit from this guy.

01:26:56
You know...

01:27:02
I don't think he's going to work on this.

01:27:03
That lizard you shot earlier.

01:27:05
Yeah.

01:27:05
That bounty hunter.

01:27:06
You mean the one I obliterated?

01:27:07
Yeah, you did.

01:27:08
I'm not happy about that.

01:27:09
He probably had a speeder bike.

01:27:12
It's probably red.

01:27:15
Okay.

01:27:16
And it probably has flames on the side.

01:27:18
Let's just say...

01:27:19
No one's going to go looking for it.

01:27:21
Sounds like Treks' style.

01:27:22
Alright, great.

01:27:26
We'll take it.

01:27:26
Alright, deal.

01:27:27
Deal.

01:27:29
I am, however,

01:27:30
keeping all of my data in transition

01:27:32
just as future proof that...

01:27:33
I never want to see you ever again.

01:27:35
Okay, good.

01:27:38
Don't come back to Moschuda.

01:27:40
Won't.

01:27:40
Where's my information?

01:27:42
Don't send people out to us.

01:27:43
Information about that.

01:27:44
He...

01:27:44
He, uh...

01:27:46
slips you a business card

01:27:48
that has...

01:27:49
Uh...

01:27:50
Information to be named later.

01:27:52
In business card format.

01:27:55
Yes.

01:27:55
Tech show, why?

01:27:56
Yeah.

01:27:57
Tech show, why?

01:27:58
This is a business form

01:28:00
with an R of S on it.

01:28:01
About...

01:28:02
Something.

01:28:03
To be named later.

01:28:07
Uh...

01:28:07
I would say probably the keys

01:28:09
to that speeder

01:28:10
are on that

01:28:11
bloody mess.

01:28:12
As well as...

01:28:14
Didn't you loot them?

01:28:14
Or you didn't have a problem?

01:28:15
Oh, yeah.

01:28:15
I'll give you them.

01:28:16
Alright, well, uh...

01:28:17
Can you call off your guards?

01:28:18
Yes.

01:28:20
Get the fuck out of here.

01:28:22
So...

01:28:23
So as you...

01:28:23
And then you go...

01:28:25
Rah, rah, rah, rah, rah.

01:28:26
He got...

01:28:27
He...

01:28:27
Rah, rah, rah.

01:28:28
Chuba.

01:28:29
And...

01:28:31
So as he says that...

01:28:32
Uh...

01:28:35
Mac, who's just got

01:28:36
bludgeoned twice

01:28:36
with a vibro axe

01:28:38
notices the, uh...

01:28:41
Gamorreans, um...

01:28:43
Stop attacking

01:28:44
and...

01:28:46
Walk away.

01:28:46
Well, you're not...

01:28:51
Not ready for more of this?

01:28:53
Wait, what's the...

01:28:55
Start blasting in that air...

01:28:56
In that internal direction.

01:28:58
What is the...

01:28:59
Missing each time.

01:28:59
What's the, uh...

01:29:01
What's the Captain America quote?

01:29:02
I could do this all day.

01:29:03
Or...

01:29:04
I could go all day.

01:29:05
I think it's...

01:29:06
I can do this all day.

01:29:06
I could do you all day!

01:29:07
What?

01:29:08
What?

01:29:08
They turn, huh?

01:29:12
Is one dead?

01:29:15
Is one...

01:29:15
Or is this really hurt?

01:29:16
Or what?

01:29:17
He was hurt.

01:29:17
He...

01:29:18
He had some, like,

01:29:19
wounds in his body.

01:29:20
But he was still upright.

01:29:22
Can I shoot him in the back?

01:29:23
As he walked home?

01:29:24
Don't do that.

01:29:25
It's fine.

01:29:25
I mean, you do it.

01:29:27
That's fine.

01:29:27
Because then we can come to him now.

01:29:29
Because it's just...

01:29:29
It's awfully rich coming from Sarn telling someone not to shoot someone else in the back.

01:29:33
They basically switched roles, yeah.

01:29:36
Yeah.

01:29:36
I'm trying to keep them from coming in.

01:29:38
Well, I was.

01:29:39
Now I'm just pissed.

01:29:39
Yeah, you did a great job.

01:29:40
Okay, so...

01:29:41
So they walk away, and as they walk away, you guys come walking out.

01:29:44
Hey, Mac, I got you.

01:29:45
No, not on the transponder.

01:29:46
You guys walk out of the office.

01:29:47
Oh, hey, Mac.

01:29:48
And you see Mac sitting there.

01:29:49
What the fuck?

01:29:50
And he's yelling at the Gamorreans.

01:29:52
Oh, God.

01:29:53
I hope you guys kill T-Mult, because this has been a fucking nightmare out here.

01:29:57
Oh, I didn't, but guess what?

01:29:58
I got you a red speeder bike.

01:29:59
It's got flames on it.

01:30:01
What?

01:30:02
Alright, I go Luke Trex's body.

01:30:06
Okay.

01:30:07
Toss him the keys.

01:30:08
Yeah.

01:30:09
Yeah, and you find...

01:30:11
So on Trex, you find on him a set of keys that has a keychain on it that has a locket and a key to a speeder bike.

01:30:25
Open the locket.

01:30:27
What's it in?

01:30:29
I don't want any strength.

01:30:30
Is that all I find on him?

01:30:33
Yeah.

01:30:33
Okay, what about his weapon?

01:30:38
Irrecoverable.

01:30:40
Okay.

01:30:40
Someone else in the crowd took it.

01:30:42
Okay, that's better.

01:30:43
That's better.

01:30:44
Okay.

01:30:44
Alright.

01:30:45
So, I just go up to Mac, and I open the little cut.

01:30:51
Also, by the way, all the people are, like, milling about, sort of, like, looking at what's going on.

01:30:57
They're still kind of confused.

01:30:57
Some people have left.

01:30:58
And...

01:31:01
I like, wouldn't everyone be, like, like, he was just shooting.

01:31:03
Like, wouldn't everyone still be, like...

01:31:05
Oh, yeah, that's right.

01:31:05
I mean, it's not...

01:31:06
You're right, you're right.

01:31:07
It's like a bar, so they're still kind of, like, confused and, like, huddled around.

01:31:11
Um, but, you know, the fighters are just kind of looking up towards you guys.

01:31:16
It's, like, everyone's sort of been staring in that direction.

01:31:19
Because that's where all the action has been happening.

01:31:21
So, you walk out, you go into Trex's pants, pull out the keys with the, like, locket on it.

01:31:28
Uh, you said, hey, got your red speeder.

01:31:31
Throw it over to...

01:31:33
Uh...

01:31:34
To Mac.

01:31:35
Okay.

01:31:36
Still?

01:31:37
Sack.

01:31:37
Sack.

01:31:38
Sack.

01:31:39
Okay.

01:31:40
And then I...

01:31:41
And as we're leaving, I say to the fighters in the pit, like, you guys could probably get away right now.

01:31:46
Timo's pretty distracted.

01:31:48
Wait, wait, wait.

01:31:49
Which one of you won?

01:31:50
I need to know.

01:31:51
We didn't fight yet.

01:31:52
Do it now.

01:31:53
Mayflower, hit him!

01:31:55
Hit him!

01:31:56
I look at the bartender.

01:32:00
Don't you fucking move!

01:32:01
Now you're holding up the place?

01:32:03
I want my money.

01:32:05
Okay, so, uh, you yell at the fighters and the fighters just, like, look at each other.

01:32:12
And then, uh, Mayflower, like, goes to...

01:32:17
To punch Paul Logan.

01:32:20
But Paul Logan's expecting it because you just yell at him to do it and sort of dodges and then punches Mayflower and knocks him out in one punch.

01:32:30
Okay, can I ask...

01:32:32
Can I shoot Paul Logan?

01:32:34
Uh, you can.

01:32:36
Will that initiate anything?

01:32:37
Uh, it might initiate a death.

01:32:40
Um, you're gonna have to roll for it.

01:32:44
All right, let me roll for it.

01:32:45
I'm gonna just shoot at him.

01:32:46
I'm not, like, aiming to kill him.

01:32:47
I just wanna...

01:32:48
You son of a bitch!

01:32:49
All right, so, shoot at him.

01:32:52
Shoot him in the light.

01:32:53
Shoot him in the light, yeah.

01:32:54
You're at three, difficulty three.

01:32:55
And...

01:32:56
One date with a vibroaxe and you're selling me a cold-blooded murderer.

01:33:00
And he...

01:33:01
I'm not trying to kill him.

01:33:02
He did that well in that fight.

01:33:03
He did very bad in that fight.

01:33:05
I don't...

01:33:06
Okay.

01:33:06
I kept him out of the room for you.

01:33:08
He did.

01:33:09
What is it?

01:33:09
Uh, roll your pistol at three difficulty.

01:33:11
So it's probably your light.

01:33:13
Your range light.

01:33:14
You're drunk.

01:33:14
At three difficulty.

01:33:16
Debatable.

01:33:17
Oh boy.

01:33:21
That is a lot of failures.

01:33:22
And there's only one success.

01:33:24
No, two successes.

01:33:25
Two successes.

01:33:26
Two successes.

01:33:26
That's three failures.

01:33:28
Uh, one advantage.

01:33:31
So you have an advantage.

01:33:32
Um, the number of failures I don't think is super important.

01:33:37
So you failed to hit him, but you do have an advantage.

01:33:39
Alright, um...

01:33:41
I spooked him.

01:33:42
I spooked Mayflower and he fell over.

01:33:45
Well, no, Mayflower knocked out.

01:33:47
No, not Paul Logan.

01:33:48
You mean Paul Logan?

01:33:48
Yeah.

01:33:49
So Paul Logan, you shoot at him.

01:33:51
And he's just like...

01:33:51
And he's just kind of dodging.

01:33:53
And he falls over the bottle.

01:33:54
Yeah, body, you know.

01:33:55
And he falls over the body.

01:33:56
I win!

01:33:57
That's not a win!

01:34:00
Here's the barkeep!

01:34:02
That's what the barkeep says.

01:34:04
That's not a win!

01:34:05
Give me the fucking money!

01:34:06
We will not pay!

01:34:07
I...

01:34:08
I...

01:34:08
I...

01:34:08
I...

01:34:09
I will give you 10 credits.

01:34:11
Just stop this.

01:34:12
Just start hurting...

01:34:13
Uh, Mac out of the palace.

01:34:16
Okay, as you walk through, everyone's kind of staring at you because you guys have just,

01:34:19
like, done, like, some...

01:34:21
Some weird shit.

01:34:22
And, like, Jabu is, like, weirdly okay with it.

01:34:24
Timo.

01:34:24
Or Timo.

01:34:25
And Timo kind of, kind of, like, walks out, but doesn't, like, stop you guys from doing

01:34:29
what you're doing.

01:34:29
And you guys kind of just walk out as everyone looks at you.

01:34:32
And now you guys walk through as you herded Mac from trying to fight the bartender for some

01:34:38
reason.

01:34:38
And now you're standing...

01:34:40
You're standing in front of the door to the palace.

01:34:42
Just three of you.

01:34:44
Where's my speeder?

01:34:45
Is it parked outside?

01:34:47
Yeah, there's a parking lot.

01:34:48
Nice.

01:34:50
There it is!

01:34:50
There it is!

01:34:51
It's from flames!

01:34:53
Maybe you shouldn't drive it right now, though.

01:34:56
I've sobered up.

01:34:57
The Vibro...

01:34:58
You'd be surprised how...

01:34:59
Yes, you sobered up.

01:35:00
Yeah, I've sobered up.

01:35:02
You'd be surprised how a Vibroix can...

01:35:04
You realize I was once a medical droid, right?

01:35:06
I have a breathalyzer.

01:35:07
In your finger?

01:35:09
It's a finger breathalyzer?

01:35:10
Yeah, but I got stabbed with an axe.

01:35:13
That's very sober.

01:35:14
Are you going to blow his finger?

01:35:18
Blood alcohol content is blood alcohol content.

01:35:20
This is not the time to be taking the blood alcohol content.

01:35:23
Okay, so you're running at the speeder?

01:35:26
Well, I just don't want you to crash your new speeder.

01:35:28
I won't crash.

01:35:29
So you got it on the speeder?

01:35:31
I will.

01:35:31
Okay, and then what?

01:35:32
I don't know.

01:35:33
Are you going to just sit on it?

01:35:35
I'm going to try to get away.

01:35:37
Wait, is it a speeder bike or a speeder?

01:35:38
Speeder bike.

01:35:39
Sorry.

01:35:40
Can all three of us fit on it?

01:35:42
Two will fit comfortably.

01:35:45
Three would be awkward but cute.

01:35:47
You guys want to get on and be cute?

01:35:51
I call the middle.

01:35:53
I want to sit in the middle.

01:35:56
I'm a droid.

01:35:57
I care not for these things.

01:35:58
Sure.

01:35:58
All right.

01:36:00
Don't try to talk with the speeder.

01:36:01
So you guys are going to speed away?

01:36:03
Yeah, we're going to speed away.

01:36:04
Okay, roll planetary piloting.

01:36:08
Planetary piloting.

01:36:10
What's up, a light side point?

01:36:11
Yeah.

01:36:12
We know everything about this planet and how to get around.

01:36:15
Okay.

01:36:18
I guess that's true.

01:36:19
Muscle memory kicks in because he's driven this route numerous times.

01:36:23
Okay.

01:36:23
So hammered.

01:36:24
Okay.

01:36:25
I'm not drunk anymore.

01:36:26
I got hit with an axe.

01:36:27
If you ever got hit with an axe when you're drunk, it's very sobering.

01:36:30
Don't roll yet.

01:36:30
Okay.

01:36:31
So I will allow the light side point, but I will not take away the setback.

01:36:36
And I will give a boost based on the fact that he's very familiar with the area.

01:36:40
And I'm an excellent pilot.

01:36:43
And, well, that's what you have to skill dice for.

01:36:46
So you get one black and one blue.

01:36:47
Wait, what's the red one?

01:36:50
That's a challenge.

01:36:52
So it's like the opposite of yellow.

01:36:54
Exactly.

01:36:54
Good?

01:36:55
Yep.

01:36:56
Wait, what difficulty do you have?

01:36:58
Oh, difficulty.

01:36:59
What?

01:36:59
Average.

01:37:00
Two?

01:37:01
Yeah.

01:37:02
It should be pretty easy to drive out of a place.

01:37:05
So why average?

01:37:06
He crashed.

01:37:07
So why average?

01:37:08
Because he's drunk.

01:37:08
No, that was the setback.

01:37:10
All right.

01:37:10
So you've got...

01:37:11
You've got a triumph.

01:37:12
Yeah.

01:37:12
Two triumphs.

01:37:14
And three threats.

01:37:15
And one failure.

01:37:17
Oh, no, no, no.

01:37:17
Two threats.

01:37:18
There's a failure.

01:37:19
So that doesn't...

01:37:21
So it's actually no successes.

01:37:23
So you do not succeed.

01:37:24
But you have...

01:37:26
But you have one...

01:37:27
So we have two threats, a failure, and two triumphs.

01:37:30
Okay.

01:37:31
This is a weird roll.

01:37:32
It's super weird.

01:37:33
I don't know what I get from that.

01:37:35
Oh, you don't get...

01:37:36
So, like, a triumph is like...

01:37:38
I don't know.

01:37:39
It's like...

01:37:39
You do a triumphant thing.

01:37:41
But you don't succeed.

01:37:43
Maybe it's a vehicle wheelie.

01:37:43
So maybe it's crashing into a rock.

01:37:45
We somehow barrel roll over it.

01:37:47
And just do a really cool job.

01:37:49
Well, how would you like to spend your triumph?

01:37:52
So you do something good, but you don't succeed at driving away.

01:37:58
I drove by a guard and kicked him over.

01:38:01
Is that okay?

01:38:02
Sure.

01:38:04
Sure.

01:38:05
But you also don't succeed.

01:38:07
But I don't get away.

01:38:08
I'm not getting out of the door.

01:38:09
It's like we just do burnouts.

01:38:11
So you just do donuts and you kicked a guard and then fell over.

01:38:15
It sounds like a typical Max SkyBudder.

01:38:24
All right.

01:38:25
Can I pilot the speeder now?

01:38:28
Absolutely not.

01:38:30
You fell over.

01:38:32
I fell over because I got three people on a bike.

01:38:34
Two people.

01:38:37
And a droid.

01:38:38
They had a heavy droid.

01:38:39
A heavy droid?

01:38:42
I had made of metal.

01:38:44
Yeah.

01:38:45
I hear that metal.

01:38:46
Space metal.

01:38:47
Dunium.

01:38:48
Yeah.

01:38:48
Dunium.

01:38:49
So now what?

01:38:50
That's it.

01:38:51
The other game?

01:38:52
Yeah.

01:38:53
Really?

01:38:54
Yeah.

01:38:54
I mean, that's the end of the adventure.

01:38:56
You guys got out of it.

01:38:57
You guys settled the...

01:38:59
You go back to the go that went away.

01:38:59
You go...

01:39:00
Oh, yeah.

01:39:00
Yeah.

01:39:01
Let's say you get back on and you drive over to...

01:39:05
Wait.

01:39:05
Do you guys have the go that way?

01:39:06
Yeah.

01:39:07
Yeah.

01:39:07
Oh, that's right.

01:39:08
It's outside Shantytown.

01:39:09
So he took it.

01:39:11
So it's a long ride through Shantytown.

01:39:13
You know, riding double...

01:39:14
It's like triple back.

01:39:15
And that would be...

01:39:16
Remember that house?

01:39:17
Remember that one?

01:39:18
Yeah.

01:39:18
With all the shades closed?

01:39:19
Yeah.

01:39:20
Yeah.

01:39:20
With all the shades closed.

01:39:23
I imagine a nice ending, like a little nice musical montage of all of us,

01:39:27
just three of us, just riding on the motorcycle.

01:39:29
Yeah.

01:39:29
Playing...

01:39:30
What was that?

01:39:31
The...

01:39:31
The plane, trains, and automobile song.

01:39:33
This is my favorite song.

01:39:35
What is it?

01:39:35
The...

01:39:36
Or the religious jizz.

01:39:37
No.

01:39:38
No, no, no, no.

01:39:39
I have it on.

01:39:40
No, it's not that though.

01:39:53
Shit.

01:39:53
It's going to take me too long.

01:39:55
You could just Google it.

01:39:56
Yeah, but I don't know what it is.

01:39:58
It's at the end of...

01:40:00
Is it?

01:40:00
No, it's not.

01:40:01
Oh, it's at the end?

01:40:02
Oh, I thought it was.

01:40:03
I don't know.

01:40:04
I don't know what song you're talking about.

01:40:04
I don't know what it's in the movie.

01:40:10
Oh, there it is.

01:40:12
Mess around.

01:40:13
Mess around.

01:40:13
Mess around.

01:40:13
Mess around the big old man.

01:40:14
Yeah, we're just riding to the Shantytown.

01:40:18
Kind of like swerving.

01:40:25
I kick over a person as I'm driving by.

01:40:28
All right.

01:40:38
We got it.

01:40:43
That was...

01:40:45
Everybody's gonna mess around.

01:40:46
So, what would be next is another adventure.

01:40:49
I've got two more.

01:40:52
So, hopefully...

01:40:53
I'm writing checks.

01:40:54
I hope to get my ass in cash later.

01:40:57
I have two adventures that I have ready to go.

01:41:00
They're pre-written.

01:41:01
I can't believe we didn't kill T-Vol.

01:41:02
I thought for sure that was gonna happen.

01:41:04
I really wanted to.

01:41:05
Yeah, but here's the thing.

01:41:06
This is God talking out of turn.

01:41:08
That would not have been a good move to try and kill him.

01:41:12
Really?

01:41:13
Yeah.

01:41:13
Yeah.

01:41:14
That would have been done.

01:41:15
I just thought that was something...

01:41:17
We would have lost the story.

01:41:18
We would have all died.

01:41:19
Well, I would not...

01:41:23
Maybe you would have died, but more realistically, you would have become incapacitated and something

01:41:28
else would have happened.

01:41:29
It's possible you could have died, but more likely you would have...

01:41:32
Something else would have happened.

01:41:33
Yeah.

01:41:34
But yes, you would not have won that fight straight.

01:41:36
I'm just surprised based on statistics that, you know, how many people we've killed to get

01:41:40
here, you know?

01:41:41
Yeah.

01:41:43
Space Bass?

01:41:43
Track?

01:41:45
Star Bass.

01:41:46
Star Bass.

01:41:47
Oh.

01:41:47
No, it was not Space Bass.

01:41:49
It was Star Bass.

01:41:49
You're right.

01:41:50
David Spade.

01:41:52
David Spade.

01:41:52
David Spade.

01:41:53
Drom.

01:41:53
Drom.

01:41:55
Uh...

01:41:57
Shopkeep.

01:41:58
Three Twilight Cops.

01:41:59
Two drug dealers.

01:42:02
Two drug dealers.

01:42:03
What did we kill...

01:42:05
How many arms dealers did we kill?

01:42:07
I thought we killed at least one.

01:42:09
No.

01:42:09
Where?

01:42:10
No, it was an arms dealer.

01:42:11
We broke a...

01:42:12
We broke a...

01:42:12
What's the one where we were in the...

01:42:15
I was hiding in the coat rack?

01:42:16
That one...

01:42:18
Those are hats.

01:42:18
Shopkeep.

01:42:18
Shopkeep.

01:42:20
Shopkeep.

01:42:20
Shopkeep.

01:42:21
No, you didn't shoot the shopkeeper.

01:42:22
I know, I didn't.

01:42:23
I'm just trying to remember who died.

01:42:24
Oh, no, he was an arms dealer.

01:42:25
Yeah, he was just a...

01:42:27
Like a clothing store guy.

01:42:28
You guys got him to give you armor.

01:42:30
And he was scared.

01:42:31
Well, not you guys.

01:42:32
You guys.

01:42:33
Not you guys.

01:42:35
He pushed the button.

01:42:36
What?

01:42:38
Dead.

01:42:39
Uh, so please...

01:42:42
The murderiest hobo of the crowd of murder hobos.

01:42:45
The murderiest hobo.

01:42:47
I will take that.