- Crew of the Kahuna

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Yes.

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I'm going to upgrade

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ranged heavy for 15.

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And range heavy?

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No, range heavy should be...

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Oh, you're going to 3?

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Yeah.

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Oh, Jesus.

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I might as well.

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We go in blasting a lot.

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I wonder if he does.

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Who's we?

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So anyway, I start blasting.

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I just want to get through the game alive.

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Let's see.

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Sarn.

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And you change range heavy to 3.

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So that's 3 proficiency and 1 ability, right?

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Because when you upgrade, it turns in a...

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Oh, yeah, because it's an agility.

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Okay.

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My sheet here is wrong because I hit...

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Oh, no, it's not.

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So it should be 3 and 1.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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And that should be all of my 30 points.

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Okay.

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You're at rank 3.

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So now...

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Another question.

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RX is at...

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It's rank 2 of range light, right?

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Yes, that's correct.

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No, wait.

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Range heavy.

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Range heavy, sorry.

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Yeah, I got a rifle now.

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That's what I got.

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Maybe?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, that's range heavy.

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The rifle is.

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Yeah.

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And your targeted blow, Andy...

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Do you want to announce and tell everybody what that is?

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Not that anyone's going to remember.

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After making a successful attack, may spend 1 destiny point to add damage equal to agility

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to 1 hit.

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How much is your agility?

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4.

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Oh, that's good.

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It'll add an extra 4 damage.

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That's a lot.

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Yeah.

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Now, I'll warn you.

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I would like when you do use that to act it out.

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Okay.

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You know, like, I know it's targeting blow and not...

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I'd like to keep it less mechanical, a little bit more narrative.

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Yeah.

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Instead of just going, okay, I use targeted blow.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So now, since that...

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Since I upgraded my ranged heavy, does my agility go up to 5?

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No.

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Okay.

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How do you upgrade those?

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I don't think you can.

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Well, there are some...

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There's very few...

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There's few things on the tree that will let you do it.

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Okay.

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Gotcha.

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But generally, no, you're not...

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You're not upgrading your...

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Attributes.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Man, my will is really low.

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Yeah, you'll just do anything.

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I think we don't really fight force users, so...

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Do force users use will?

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I think so.

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Well, typically in Star Wars games, will is also used for your defense against force users.

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Okay.

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Like how unlikely you are to be Jedi mind tricked, for example.

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That sounds familiar.

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So if we do come up against a Jedi, we might be fucked.

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I mean, we'd be fucked anyway, but...

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It depends.

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Nah, we'll just send Mac in there to charm him.

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It depends how many times...

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How many chances you get to hit him in the head with your gun.

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Well, if he has a lightsaber, the answer to that should be zero, but...

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Sure.

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Do you think...

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I don't know if...

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Can lightsabers block punches?

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Oh, I thought you meant shoot him in the head with a gun.

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I didn't mean...

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I thought...

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No, I meant hit him like he did to Thweak.

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I would assume so, yeah.

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Well, seeing as we couldn't even kill Thweak.

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How do I upgrade my pistol whipping?

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I have not figured out...

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Now, I didn't do a lot of searching.

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I can't figure out how to do the pistol whipping.

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I did search...

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I Google searched it, and there's nothing about pistol whipping that came out.

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I Google searched it, and now I'm on a list.

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Pistol whipping a blind kid.

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Tiger's been on several lists ever since college.

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Yeah.

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Yep.

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I bet the amount we were looking up different aircraft specifications was like an instant list

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for all of us.

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Well, yes.

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Especially back then.

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Yeah.

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Let me activate this.

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Okay, another question.

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What's that?

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My destiny point that I...

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I can't hear you, because I got the intro going.

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Okay.

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I can't hear it.

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Oh, that's right.

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Still can't hear it.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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Andy, how come you weren't in there?

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How come you stayed in the lobby?

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Huh.

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All right, so you had a question?

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Yeah.

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I assume it has to be a light side point I flipped for my targeted blow.

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Yeah.

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Because it just said destiny point.

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I don't know why...

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Yeah, it doesn't make any sense for a dark side point to do that.

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Well, unless I'm doing something bad.

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So bad.

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Like, pistol whipping a blind child.

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No.

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That's a band name.

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Well, not a lot of it.

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Pistol whipping a blind child?

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That was Frank's band's name.

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That was Frank.

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Little Dave's brother.

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He's a real weirdo.

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I think he's in jail.

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They're all in jail.

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Thwacked.

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After reuniting in Washuda, the crew has found themselves newly acquainted with Star Bass,

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a drug dealer operating out of the cantina.

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He seems interested in the plot the crew has presented regarding Timo the Hutt and his more senior huts,

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and has agreed to be shown more evidence at the landing bay.

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However, RX-78 and Max Skyblade found bumping into Thweak again in the cantina was too much of a coincidence.

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The Kubaz was dealt with, but not before he radioed a message to someone.

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But to whom?

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Bum, bum, bum.

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So I guess we'll start off here at...

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Let's see.

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The cantina, right?

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Rolling destiny points?

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Yeah, let's roll with destiny points.

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How do we do that again on this?

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Is that just a...

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It's supposed to show up in the chat.

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I can send it.

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I can send it.

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I just did that little dice next to public roll, and I'm going to click.

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You can do that, too.

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I think it automatically does it if I send you the...

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Yeah, it does.

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Click here to roll.

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Yep.

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Light two, nice.

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I'm feeling so moral today.

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So it's boom.

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Damn.

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I am the light.

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And Andy, can you just go ahead and click where it says Game Master, click here to roll for destiny?

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Same thing.

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Okay.

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And then me?

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Dark.

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So we got two dark and four light.

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So when it automatically does it, the two light side points, it counts as two destiny points.

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So we'll just roll with that from now on.

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That's not how we were playing it, but...

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I mean, it's not like we ever really changed it that much anymore.

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You guys never use them, except for me.

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I try to use them.

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I always forget about them.

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I used one for Boo last week.

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Did anybody listen to the podcast that I put out?

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I couldn't.

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We talked about that.

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Yeah, I sent a new link, though.

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I thought maybe you'd be able to figure it out.

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But it's not a big deal.

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It helps me out, so I'm still going to do it.

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And it wasn't that big of a deal to get it into a website.

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Well, anyway, Sarn was outside sort of leading Starbass around.

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And then Mac and RX went back into the cantina, sort of bribed Victor...

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No, what was his name?

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Zach, to go away.

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And then you pistol-whipped Thweek twice, and RX blasted him, I think.

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Is that right?

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Sounds about right.

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Don't laugh.

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He almost died, honey.

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The first time.

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Then I just go in there and I start blasting.

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No, whacking.

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Thwacking.

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Thwacking.

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So, where do we go from here?

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Where do we go from here, Rex?

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You guys didn't do anything with the body, right?

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No.

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I was carrying it outside over my shoulder.

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I thought we were going to steal his clothes.

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Well, we can.

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I have his body.

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We're just leaving the bar so that we don't make a problem for Zach.

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Dude, he's going to look...

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Those clothes...

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He looks...

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He's a pretty cool-looking...

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Pretty cool-looking alien, if you ask me.

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All right.

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Well, let's just go stash him somewhere outside, and you can take whatever you want.

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All right.

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Cool.

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I call the cloak.

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I go through...

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I want to go through his pockets.

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You're outside.

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I'm not around here.

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I want to go through his pockets.

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Aren't you supposed to be outside?

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I need to go through the door.

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I call his pockets.

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That's a new catchphrase.

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I swear to God.

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Aren't you supposed to be outside?

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That was the name of the episode last week.

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Oh, great.

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That's...

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Yeah, that's a great catchphrase.

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That's our catchphrase.

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All right.

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Well, anyway, I'm walking in...

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All right, Tiger.

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I'm walking him out the door.

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I have him over my shoulder.

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You can't move?

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No, I can't move myself.

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I don't know why.

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Oh.

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That's weird.

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I can right-click on myself, but I can't move myself.

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Yeah, I can't either.

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No one's moving Max Skyblade today.

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You guys used to be able to move him.

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This is correct.

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To move you.

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Andy would do backflips.

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Oh, yeah.

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Or frontflips.

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You can double-click on your guy.

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Oh, the game is currently paused.

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Yeah, maybe it's because the game's paused.

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Oh, that's why.

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I don't...

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But I can't unpause it.

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Why not?

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I thought it...

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I don't know.

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What used to be just hitting the space bar would unpause it.

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That's why you guys can't move is because it's paused.

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Let me try...

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Time is frozen.

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Okay, now it's unpaused.

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Yeah, dude, that song has been in my head for, like, way too long.

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For ever.

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Oh, I can't move the dead guy, Tiger.

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No, because...

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No.

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I'm carrying him.

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Oh, on your own.

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So, you're carrying him, and he's outside.

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Well, sorry, I'm still doing flips.

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No.

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No.

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Stop.

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It's the fastest mode of transportation.

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Has anyone ever told you?

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And where's Mac?

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So, the arrows move around, too?

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Oh, it does.

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That's nice.

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I'm trying to find out where the fuck Ory can hide the stash's body while I steal his clothes.

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What are these things?

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Well, we're going to Landed Bay Ory.

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Okay.

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Just tell him when he got too drunk at the bar.

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Is that what we're going to do?

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Tell him he's too drunk and take him back to the ship?

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Well, we don't...

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I don't really have need of a dead body.

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I say we just, like, put him somewhere.

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Yeah.

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I want to...

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Can I check his pockets, Tiger?

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Oh, you guys checked his pockets last week, I think.

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Yeah.

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Did we?

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We got a radio.

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I have his radio.

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Oh, okay.

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All right.

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Well, then I say we take his clothes.

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And act like then we can use his clothes to get into Timo's.

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Because I bet you he works for Timo.

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Yeah.

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Roll a perception check.

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And we'll say it's normal, which...

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Or...

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Normal is two, right?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I forgot what it was called.

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Two.

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Average.

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Yay.

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Yay.

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So...

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All right.

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So you succeed.

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Yeah.

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You look at his clothes.

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There's not really much to his clothes.

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It's kind of the uniform of, like, people who live on Tantooine.

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It's just basically a cloak.

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But you do realize that he has a snout, which is sort of the thing that kind of hangs in

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front, obviously, like a trunk.

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But that's part of his body.

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He is wearing, like, a sort of helmet.

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That's not...

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Which is not part of his body, because it's a helmet and, like, glasses.

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I want his helmet.

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I want his snout.

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You're outside.

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No one's late.

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I thought you were basically leading everybody away.

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You're not really by everyone.

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Well, if you go over there, then you're going to bring Starbass over there with you.

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Yeah.

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I was thinking you were trying to keep Starbass away from everything that was going on.

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Hey, Mac.

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What's up?

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Can you hear me?

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Hello?

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Save me his helmet.

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No, it's mine.

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I called dibs on the whole thing.

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What?

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You called the cloak.

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I called the helmet.

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I was speaking to Rex in confidence.

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Were you listening in on us?

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Well, don't hold up your mic next time.

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Or your cop link next time.

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I don't know how to turn this thing off.

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There's no switch.

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There is.

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I'm just not telling you which one.

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Or where it's at.

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You sneaky little space snake.

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All right.

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So, I remove his clothes.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And I put on the cloak.

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He was ready for this.

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He's been thinking about it.

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Okay.

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So.

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This biological specimen had a rather large penis.

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What?

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What?

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You don't see it there?

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Clopping around.

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No.

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I'm too busy looking at my awesome space cloak.

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That says Star Wars.

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All right.

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Well, I take off his helmet.

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Okay.

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And glasses.

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So, Rex, what do you think?

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Should we use this stuff to get into Teemo's?

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I mean, it might.

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Could you think it could help us in any way?

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If we could somehow make a convincing enough fake snout, possibly.

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Or find some creature that looked similar enough to whatever this creature was called.

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So, the snout is actually just a snout.

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He doesn't have anything covering it at all?

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Right.

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It's just a trunk.

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Like an elephant trunk.

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It's his flesh and skin.

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So, it's not like a fucking plague mask.

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That's disappointing.

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It's not a plague mask.

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It was unfortunate.

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It was unfortunate.

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Fuck.

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All right.

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Well, we could probably make something.

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We'll see.

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We still also have Star Bass who may get us into the palace, remember?

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Maybe he might have a snout.

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Well, looking at his picture, he does not.

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This cloak is very comfortable.

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It looks so.

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It's uncanny because, you know, we're in a hot desert with sand.

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It's coarse and gets all everywhere, you know.

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But the cloak is very breathable.

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Should we go catch up with Sarn then, bud?

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Why don't you guys go while I lead?

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I turn my comlink back on.

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Why don't you guys go see about RX's chassis while I lead them to...

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Hold on.

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I dropped my light.

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What?

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Go check on RX's chassis while I lead Star Bass to Planet Bay Auric.

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Okay.

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You can meet us over there.

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Affirmative.

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We gotta go look at a chassis, huh?

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Well, we're gonna go look in the trash for a chassis, I guess.

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Maybe there'll be a snout.

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So, I'm guessing you guys are sort of flubbing saying...

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Well, I don't know if it's flubbing.

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Later in the day.

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You think it's closing time?

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Yeah, it's nighttime.

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Oh, look.

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It's nighttime.

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The sky is dark.

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Well, the only thing I'll say is that when you were at the canteen, I remember it was

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the middle of the day, so there was nobody there, and that was advantageous considering

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you shot a man dead.

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All right.

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But I just...

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If we have something narrative, I wouldn't be super opposed to time shifting to...

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It's so crazy on how dead bars are on Tuesday at 5 o'clock in the afternoon.

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It's quite strange.

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Hey, no, no.

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It's not a religious day I'm tattooing.

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Dude, dude, dude.

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Here's the thing.

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We're going on a fishing trip in June, and we're taking...

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We're only going Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and the guys, there's a bar on...

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Bar and Grill on the campground.

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So, we thought, okay, we just won't get food for...

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Well, let's go eat at that restaurant for dinner every night.

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Well, we just found out, because I knew something.

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We looked at the hours.

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They're closed, and every other restaurant in this town seems like it's closed to...

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Tuesday, Wednesday, and Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.

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It's, like, bizarre.

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Like, I don't know if there's, like, a cult or something up there or what.

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We're going to find out.

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So, is that in character?

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No.

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No, I...

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Okay.

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Back going to Wisconsin.

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Okay.

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All right.

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So, yeah, let's say it's dusk, and the junk shop owner is called in an early day.

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Actually, I think if you want to do that, it's going to cost you a flip-alike side point.

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Yes.

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That the junk shop owner took an early day.

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I will go walk around in circles for a while.

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Well, if you walk around in circles, you may attract attention.

00:18:08

Let's just give the man a light side point.

00:18:12

He clearly wants it.

00:18:14

I want it so bad.

00:18:15

Oops, wrong way.

00:18:19

I just hate giving to him anything he wants.

00:18:22

Yep.

00:18:23

Nope, I will get a big head.

00:18:24

Like when you guys called me God.

00:18:26

No, you called you God.

00:18:28

I believe in God.

00:18:29

I'm going to hell.

00:18:30

I'm going to hell.

00:18:31

Where's our avatars here?

00:18:34

You can't see them?

00:18:37

I can see mine.

00:18:39

I can see mine.

00:18:40

Sarn is up here at Landing Bay Orek.

00:18:43

Do you see...

00:18:45

I don't see anything.

00:18:45

You don't see anything?

00:18:48

Okay.

00:18:49

I mean, I see the names of the towns and stuff, or the buildings, but...

00:18:54

But you don't see the characters?

00:18:55

No.

00:18:58

That's strange, because you're on the screen.

00:18:59

Does anybody else see Sarn?

00:19:00

Yes.

00:19:01

I see them.

00:19:02

You're right by the Slagworks.

00:19:06

That's where we first killed some stormtroopers.

00:19:10

It is.

00:19:11

Good times.

00:19:12

Good memories there.

00:19:13

All right.

00:19:14

So, yeah.

00:19:15

I'm not sure why it doesn't show you, but you're up by...

00:19:19

In the top right-hand corner.

00:19:20

That's where I put you.

00:19:21

You were just heading that way.

00:19:22

Yeah, you could just log out and log back in.

00:19:27

Yeah, try refreshing.

00:19:28

Why did you go to a weapons store for guns?

00:19:30

Your what?

00:19:32

There's the Agavito's weapons.

00:19:37

Yeah.

00:19:38

Why did you go there for a gun instead of going to the trader?

00:19:42

Oh, you mean Fabu Bink?

00:19:45

Yeah.

00:19:46

Instead of going to Fabu Bink, I could have went to Acevedo's.

00:19:50

Acevedo Bink?

00:19:52

Even though last time we were there, we did get into a battle.

00:19:55

I don't think you guys went inside.

00:19:57

You guys just said the battle was outside.

00:19:59

Well, that's not true.

00:20:01

You guys were hiding inside of it.

00:20:02

Okay.

00:20:08

Let's go with Siren for a little bit.

00:20:09

See what he's doing with Starbass.

00:20:13

Okay.

00:20:14

I'm leading Starbass.

00:20:15

I go into the...

00:20:16

I assume that it's in the warehouse now.

00:20:17

So I go into the warehouse looking for the crates that I memorized the numbers of.

00:20:23

You didn't memorize the crates.

00:20:25

The numbers of the crates.

00:20:25

Sorry.

00:20:25

I remember what they looked like.

00:20:26

Okay.

00:20:28

So you're assuming that it got offloaded from...

00:20:32

The bay.

00:20:34

From the lucky guess into the warehouse.

00:20:36

Yeah.

00:20:37

Okay.

00:20:38

So you guys are in the warehouse.

00:20:42

Yes.

00:20:43

And I look for the crates.

00:20:50

Yeah, I'm not pulling Andy in these.

00:20:52

I can see him.

00:20:54

Oh, I see me now.

00:20:55

Okay.

00:20:56

You're in the warehouse.

00:20:57

Okay.

00:20:58

I'm in here now.

00:20:59

Oh, you're not...

00:21:01

I mean, you're in there, but your character's not in there.

00:21:03

Yes.

00:21:05

Okay.

00:21:05

And I locate the crates.

00:21:08

Okay.

00:21:10

Well, what the hell kind of crates are these?

00:21:15

And Starbass is now Southern, I decided.

00:21:17

Okay.

00:21:18

Taxes.

00:21:19

Space Texas.

00:21:22

Space Texas.

00:21:24

Don't mess with it.

00:21:25

Everything's gigantic.

00:21:29

It's Space Texas.

00:21:30

Yeah.

00:21:31

Except penises.

00:21:33

That's how I make so much money on my reel.

00:21:37

Now, what is this container?

00:21:39

This is the droids.

00:21:41

The deactivated Clone Wars droids that we told you Timo has been important to take over the Hutt crime family.

00:21:52

Well, that's not what it says here on the crate.

00:21:56

Well, the...

00:21:59

Here on the crate it says foodstuffs and he points to some symbols on the crate.

00:22:07

Yes, he's not going to label it.

00:22:08

Well...

00:22:12

War machines on here.

00:22:14

Well, shit.

00:22:16

Open this thing up.

00:22:17

I open it up.

00:22:19

What check would it be to open up a crate?

00:22:23

Usually there's like that little digital thing.

00:22:26

So computers.

00:22:26

Oh, that's good.

00:22:29

That's good.

00:22:29

Because I assumed it was a wooden crate, but this is Star Wars.

00:22:32

So...

00:22:32

Yeah.

00:22:32

Yeah, I'll accept computers.

00:22:35

Mechanics, maybe.

00:22:36

Do all you pick.

00:22:40

Do mechanics.

00:22:42

Are you any good at either of those things?

00:22:44

I'm better at computers.

00:22:46

That's why I was aiming for computers.

00:22:47

Then why didn't you say that?

00:22:50

I did it.

00:22:52

He said computer mechanics.

00:22:55

I think mechanics.

00:22:59

Well, it depends.

00:22:59

How are you going to try and open it?

00:23:00

You're going to try and...

00:23:01

I'm going to try to like...

00:23:02

Okay.

00:23:03

Okay.

00:23:03

A little touch.

00:23:05

All right.

00:23:05

Then do computers.

00:23:06

Difficulty?

00:23:09

Easy.

00:23:12

One success, one try.

00:23:16

Okay.

00:23:18

That's where you unlock it.

00:23:20

You successfully unlock the box.

00:23:23

It opens.

00:23:24

And there's a piece of steam that pours out.

00:23:28

Just...

00:23:30

Yes, but it's poisonous steam.

00:23:31

Well, not poisonous.

00:23:32

It's very...

00:23:34

I don't know what it would be if that's steep.

00:23:35

It's like an oil mist.

00:23:36

It irritates your allergies.

00:23:38

It irritates...

00:23:40

Yes.

00:23:40

I sneeze once.

00:23:42

Yeah.

00:23:43

This damn droid dust gets me every time.

00:23:46

Now, what in the hell is this?

00:23:48

And you open it up and it is...

00:23:52

It's not...

00:23:53

It's not parts.

00:23:55

I mean, it's not entire robots, but it's parts of old B-1 battle droids.

00:23:59

The Roger Roger droids.

00:24:00

Roger Roger.

00:24:02

These are the droids that he's going to use.

00:24:05

Well, parts of the droids that he's going to rebuild and use.

00:24:09

Yeah, but for what?

00:24:11

He's going to use them on Jabba.

00:24:13

Hmm.

00:24:15

Interesting.

00:24:17

I don't know how you make that leap.

00:24:19

I mean, he's an arms dealer.

00:24:22

He could just be buying droids.

00:24:25

No, I talked to a couple of...

00:24:27

A Duke.

00:24:28

And he said that that's what he's using it for.

00:24:31

He was very close to Timo.

00:24:33

He is very close to Timo.

00:24:34

Hmm.

00:24:36

And that's basically...

00:24:40

He just...

00:24:41

He just...

00:24:41

Does...

00:24:41

Hmm.

00:24:42

Roger, did you watch Knives Out recently?

00:24:44

Because I sound like Daniel Craig.

00:24:48

No, Pablo Bink sounded more like Daniel Craig from that.

00:24:52

Because wasn't he like some kind of Louisiana guy?

00:24:55

I think your Texas accent is pretty similar.

00:24:58

They're all the same.

00:25:01

Except I have two accents.

00:25:03

My Louisiana and my Texas are the same.

00:25:05

And my French and Mexican are the same.

00:25:07

And basically, you're just doing Colonel Sanders.

00:25:12

Now, you listen here, boy.

00:25:15

No, no, no.

00:25:16

I say, boy.

00:25:19

Uh...

00:25:23

I'm gonna have to tell you, son.

00:25:27

This...

00:25:29

This evidence is awfully thin.

00:25:31

You're talking mostly about gossip.

00:25:33

And I tell you, I don't deal with gossip.

00:25:36

Well, when...

00:25:38

When my...

00:25:39

My partner...

00:25:39

Especially, you want me to turn on my boss.

00:25:42

My boss...

00:25:43

My boss is a powerful man.

00:25:45

Can you charm him?

00:25:47

Think of...

00:25:49

Think of the reward you would get

00:25:51

when you take down the person that...

00:25:54

Or take down the creature that's going to take down Jabba the Hutt.

00:25:57

Think of the reward you're gonna get from Jabba for doing it.

00:26:00

All I'm saying is...

00:26:02

Let's say I believe you.

00:26:04

I'm not sure I can get...

00:26:07

I'm not sure I can get Jabba to believe me.

00:26:09

Or you.

00:26:11

Well, that's why we'll have to find evidence somewhere.

00:26:13

In his palace once we take him out.

00:26:16

Evidence from Teemo.

00:26:19

Now, what if we don't find any evidence?

00:26:21

You asked me to take a mighty big risk.

00:26:25

That's all.

00:26:26

That'd be fabricated.

00:26:27

I know a smuggler who's very good.

00:26:29

I'm sorry.

00:26:31

I know a smuggler that's very good.

00:26:32

At Forge Paper.

00:26:34

A what?

00:26:35

A smugglord.

00:26:36

First of his kind.

00:26:37

That's how you know he's the top.

00:26:39

You say smugglord.

00:26:42

Yeah, like the lord of smuggling.

00:26:44

Like a lord of smuggling.

00:26:45

Yes.

00:26:46

Well.

00:26:48

I'm gonna need...

00:26:51

I'm gonna need a little bit...

00:26:52

As me and Boo are standing,

00:26:54

his ears start to turn red,

00:26:55

and he goes,

00:26:56

my reputation precedes me.

00:26:58

Okay.

00:27:04

I see some pieces here.

00:27:05

I think that...

00:27:07

they don't fit together as obviously to me

00:27:10

as they do to you.

00:27:11

If...

00:27:15

you're able to conjure up some other...

00:27:17

evidence,

00:27:19

then perhaps we can...

00:27:20

start talking here.

00:27:22

About some action.

00:27:24

Well, let's...

00:27:25

let's wait until...

00:27:26

my two comrades come.

00:27:27

And they'll be able to...

00:27:30

help convince you.

00:27:31

Well, I got...

00:27:33

I got real to sell.

00:27:34

So I'm gonna...

00:27:35

go back to wherever it is I sell real.

00:27:38

Uh...

00:27:39

but here is my...

00:27:40

here is my...

00:27:42

communication number.

00:27:45

you know how to get a hold of me.

00:27:47

Can I go to another crate and open it?

00:27:50

Um...

00:27:52

sure.

00:27:52

If there's something else in there that'll help convince them?

00:27:56

Sure.

00:27:58

Let me tell you...

00:28:00

hopefully there's a note on there saying...

00:28:08

for...

00:28:09

to take down Jabba.

00:28:10

There's a...

00:28:13

there's a missile in there...

00:28:14

to Jabba with love.

00:28:15

Yeah.

00:28:19

Yeah.

00:28:20

Death to Jabba.

00:28:23

There's a...

00:28:24

there's a...

00:28:26

a darts board.

00:28:27

A space darts board.

00:28:29

It's a picture of...

00:28:30

on his face.

00:28:30

You're just throwing the...

00:28:32

the robot fingers at it?

00:28:33

Okay.

00:28:43

Yeah, you can try to open up another one.

00:28:44

I'll open up another crate.

00:28:47

Okay.

00:28:49

Uh...

00:28:50

would be mechanics and easy mechanics.

00:28:51

No, it was computers, right?

00:28:53

Okay.

00:28:53

beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

00:28:57

Check.

00:28:57

Failed.

00:28:58

Shit.

00:28:59

Failed.

00:28:59

And so...

00:29:03

Two advantages, though.

00:29:04

Okay.

00:29:05

Uh...

00:29:06

before...

00:29:07

before Starbass reacts,

00:29:09

would you like to...

00:29:10

explain your advantages?

00:29:11

Yeah, that...

00:29:15

that me trying to open up this other crate

00:29:17

is stalling him a little bit longer

00:29:20

in hopes that RX and...

00:29:22

and Mac get there.

00:29:24

And...

00:29:26

that he is more okay with...

00:29:28

and...

00:29:30

sends to...

00:29:32

Oh!

00:29:32

Can I convince him to send one of his cronies

00:29:34

to go sell his reel in his place?

00:29:36

Um...

00:29:40

You can try.

00:29:41

Hey.

00:29:42

Hey, Starbass.

00:29:44

Yes.

00:29:45

Hey, I saw...

00:29:47

I saw you try to open up that box

00:29:48

and it didn't even open.

00:29:49

It did not.

00:29:50

Uh...

00:29:51

That was...

00:29:52

That was...

00:29:52

That's the...

00:29:53

the crate with the best evidence in it.

00:29:55

Uh...

00:29:56

How do you know

00:29:57

you can't even open the box?

00:29:58

I saw it when we were loading it

00:30:00

into the...

00:30:01

the ship.

00:30:02

All right, you want to roll

00:30:03

a deception on that?

00:30:09

Which one?

00:30:09

Or difficulty?

00:30:10

Um...

00:30:13

What is the opposing

00:30:15

to deception?

00:30:17

I don't think it's a more believable lie.

00:30:22

Yeah, of course it helps.

00:30:24

Do you have a more believable lie?

00:30:31

Because that...

00:30:32

But...

00:30:32

I mean, we did see the things

00:30:33

get loaded, I guess.

00:30:34

I don't know.

00:30:34

I was talking to the pilots.

00:30:36

The...

00:30:37

the brother and sister.

00:30:38

Uh...

00:30:39

They were...

00:30:40

They were telling us

00:30:41

that that was the most important one.

00:30:42

When we were helping

00:30:43

loading it on,

00:30:44

they said,

00:30:46

be very, very careful

00:30:47

with that one.

00:30:47

That one's the most

00:30:48

valuable

00:30:49

crate that we're loading on.

00:30:51

So there's extra security.

00:30:54

Okay.

00:30:54

Talent.

00:31:02

No, this is talents.

00:31:04

Sorry, I'm checking to see

00:31:08

what the

00:31:09

deception

00:31:10

opposing is.

00:31:11

So I always forget

00:31:14

what this is.

00:31:15

Discipline.

00:31:23

So you're going to

00:31:24

have to roll...

00:31:27

Oh, shit.

00:31:28

No.

00:31:29

That's...

00:31:30

Um...

00:31:32

Let's say...

00:31:33

Well,

00:31:35

it's an easy...

00:31:37

Oh, I thought you meant

00:31:39

oh shit, is it

00:31:40

it was a...

00:31:41

No.

00:31:42

No.

00:31:43

No.

00:31:43

Roll.

00:31:44

Check failed.

00:31:46

Check failed.

00:31:48

Two more advantages?

00:31:50

He just...

00:31:52

He just sort of

00:31:53

looks at you

00:31:53

and he's just like,

00:31:55

I ain't buying it, kid.

00:31:57

But I'm sticking around

00:32:01

anyway

00:32:02

because I like you.

00:32:03

I don't know why

00:32:05

but you got an alert

00:32:06

to you.

00:32:06

You got moxie.

00:32:09

You do got moxie.

00:32:11

Lying...

00:32:14

Lying to a man

00:32:15

straight to his face

00:32:16

is somewhat endearing.

00:32:18

Uh...

00:32:19

Uh...

00:32:20

Uh...

00:32:22

So...

00:32:26

Yeah.

00:32:27

Here's my phone number.

00:32:28

When you're...

00:32:29

When you get some evidence

00:32:30

you give me a call.

00:32:31

Okay?

00:32:31

And Starbass Lee.

00:32:34

Just...

00:32:37

And his posse.

00:32:38

See ya.

00:32:39

As soon as the door closes

00:32:41

I pick up one of the droid parts

00:32:43

and throw it at the door.

00:32:45

You're always throwing things

00:32:46

at people's backs.

00:32:47

Okay.

00:32:48

I mean...

00:32:49

There's no check...

00:32:50

There's no check required

00:32:53

on that.

00:32:53

Yeah.

00:32:54

Yeah.

00:32:55

Yeah.

00:32:55

Yeah.

00:32:55

The last one I threw

00:32:57

is next to his face.

00:32:58

One you threw at his head

00:33:01

and for some reason

00:33:02

he did

00:33:02

see that

00:33:03

he's still talking to you.

00:33:07

So I feel like

00:33:07

that's a win.

00:33:08

It's just their meeting ritual

00:33:10

to both throw

00:33:10

bugs at each other's faces.

00:33:12

I mean...

00:33:13

I think that was

00:33:13

basically

00:33:14

Mac's charm.

00:33:16

Okay.

00:33:18

So while that transpired

00:33:20

let's go back to

00:33:21

Rx and Mac

00:33:22

who are still

00:33:23

outside the junk shop.

00:33:24

I'm gonna grab

00:33:26

you at home really quick.

00:33:27

You grab who?

00:33:28

Continue.

00:33:28

Okay.

00:33:31

And you guys watch

00:33:32

as Vorn leaves

00:33:34

for the day.

00:33:35

So...

00:33:37

Um...

00:33:38

You guys are standing

00:33:39

outside in the back

00:33:40

in the dumpster

00:33:41

by the alley.

00:33:41

And you hear some

00:33:44

whoops.

00:33:44

Some droid whoops.

00:33:45

Like they sound

00:33:46

kind of like R2-D2.

00:33:47

And...

00:33:50

Um...

00:33:50

Just some stuff

00:33:51

flies over the wall

00:33:52

into...

00:33:54

the alley.

00:33:55

Okay.

00:33:58

Uh...

00:33:59

It's your...

00:34:00

Oh yeah.

00:34:01

Go ahead.

00:34:01

Ah.

00:34:03

Good.

00:34:04

These are the parts.

00:34:05

Are they really?

00:34:07

Yes.

00:34:09

Yes, they are.

00:34:10

Um...

00:34:13

So...

00:34:13

I mean I think

00:34:14

I just had a chest piece,

00:34:15

right?

00:34:16

Uh...

00:34:17

Carapace I think

00:34:17

is what you called it.

00:34:18

Sure, sure.

00:34:19

Chest piece.

00:34:19

Chassis.

00:34:20

I don't know what a carapace is.

00:34:22

I thought that's like

00:34:23

a thing that Batman

00:34:24

stands on.

00:34:25

Doesn't he stand

00:34:26

on the carapace?

00:34:27

Oh.

00:34:28

I thought it was like

00:34:29

the part of the carapace.

00:34:30

carapace is something

00:34:32

that is like

00:34:32

on a bug.

00:34:33

Okay, I was right.

00:34:34

It's the main body.

00:34:35

It's exoskeleton

00:34:36

around the body.

00:34:37

I thought that was

00:34:38

the thorax.

00:34:39

That's the head.

00:34:41

No, thorax is the body.

00:34:44

Oh.

00:34:45

Guys, it's okay.

00:34:47

It's quite alright.

00:34:49

I have to know.

00:34:52

Oh.

00:34:53

Oh.

00:34:54

Oh.

00:34:54

God.

00:34:55

Well, that wasn't

00:34:56

a character.

00:34:57

Oh.

00:34:58

Because you guys

00:34:59

weren't talking about

00:35:00

character.

00:35:00

Well, I don't know.

00:35:01

Because I was talking.

00:35:02

I guess I ruined it.

00:35:03

I throw the dead guy

00:35:04

at Mac.

00:35:05

Oh, you were still

00:35:07

carrying him?

00:35:08

The naked dead man

00:35:09

with the abnormally

00:35:10

large penis?

00:35:11

Yeah.

00:35:12

We've had him.

00:35:13

We have the cloak

00:35:15

over him.

00:35:15

No, I don't.

00:35:17

He's cloaked.

00:35:19

Don't worry.

00:35:20

It's fine.

00:35:20

It's been thumping

00:35:21

into my shoulder

00:35:22

this whole time.

00:35:23

It's very irritating.

00:35:25

You don't get

00:35:26

irritated.

00:35:27

You don't have

00:35:28

a shoulder.

00:35:28

You get even.

00:35:29

I do have

00:35:30

a shoulder.

00:35:30

You just have

00:35:32

a shoulder.

00:35:32

Anyway, so I walk

00:35:36

over.

00:35:36

I see the carapace.

00:35:37

And then I throw

00:35:39

the dead body

00:35:40

over the wall

00:35:41

into the junk

00:35:42

crap.

00:35:42

And then I start

00:35:45

working on

00:35:47

attaching it to

00:35:47

myself.

00:35:48

Okay.

00:35:49

That's going to be

00:35:50

a mechanics check.

00:35:51

Fine.

00:35:51

And it's,

00:35:54

let's say it's

00:35:55

a hard mechanics

00:35:55

check.

00:35:56

Is this

00:36:04

hard?

00:36:05

Because you're

00:36:07

replacing it

00:36:08

on yourself.

00:36:09

Yeah.

00:36:10

And it's

00:36:11

a chest piece.

00:36:13

So I,

00:36:14

I don't actually

00:36:15

know how it works,

00:36:16

but.

00:36:16

It's a chest

00:36:17

armor.

00:36:18

Oh.

00:36:19

Oh.

00:36:20

It's not the internal.

00:36:21

It's just like

00:36:21

pulling off my hood

00:36:22

and putting a new

00:36:23

hood on.

00:36:25

Um.

00:36:26

Is it still

00:36:27

hard?

00:36:27

Yeah.

00:36:28

Hey.

00:36:31

Okay.

00:36:33

So.

00:36:34

This is a

00:36:36

success.

00:36:37

Success.

00:36:38

Although there is

00:36:39

some strange

00:36:39

feeling.

00:36:40

I will have to

00:36:41

run a diagnostic

00:36:42

later.

00:36:44

Um.

00:36:44

And then the

00:36:46

little like

00:36:47

stomach part

00:36:47

starts to

00:36:48

glow blue.

00:36:48

I can feel

00:36:50

the power

00:36:51

already.

00:36:51

Is that

00:36:52

good?

00:36:52

Is the power

00:36:54

is the,

00:36:54

is that good?

00:36:55

Yeah.

00:36:56

That's a good

00:36:56

question.

00:36:57

It is quite

00:37:00

good.

00:37:01

Okay.

00:37:02

Blue means

00:37:03

good.

00:37:03

Okay.

00:37:04

That's good.

00:37:04

What's red

00:37:06

mean?

00:37:06

Hmm.

00:37:08

Oh.

00:37:09

Means run.

00:37:11

Oh God.

00:37:13

All right,

00:37:13

then.

00:37:13

We'll keep it

00:37:14

blue.

00:37:16

I hope his

00:37:18

stomach is like

00:37:18

the, like

00:37:19

stint from

00:37:20

Lord of the

00:37:20

Rings.

00:37:20

It's like,

00:37:22

what?

00:37:23

From Lord of

00:37:24

the Rings?

00:37:24

You're stint

00:37:25

goblins nearby.

00:37:26

Or when there's

00:37:28

danger.

00:37:29

When there's

00:37:29

danger, how

00:37:30

does his

00:37:31

stomach close

00:37:31

blue?

00:37:32

It's not

00:37:32

specific to

00:37:34

goblins, I

00:37:34

think, or

00:37:35

something like

00:37:35

that.

00:37:35

But yeah.

00:37:36

Orcs, yeah.

00:37:37

Yeah.

00:37:38

This can be

00:37:39

specific to

00:37:40

aliens.

00:37:40

Because they're

00:37:42

everywhere.

00:37:42

Well, that

00:37:43

would just

00:37:44

constantly

00:37:44

glow.

00:37:45

Um.

00:37:46

I was just

00:37:47

thinking of it

00:37:47

like some

00:37:48

small nuclear

00:37:48

sort of fusion

00:37:50

reactor thingy.

00:37:51

So if I die,

00:37:53

we're all

00:37:53

dying.

00:37:54

Oh, like a

00:37:55

bomb?

00:37:55

Oh, sweet.

00:37:56

No, it's a

00:37:58

reactor, but if

00:37:59

it melts down,

00:38:00

it'll blow up.

00:38:01

Yeah.

00:38:01

That's why I

00:38:03

said if it

00:38:04

turns red, it

00:38:04

means run.

00:38:05

Uh, that is

00:38:06

a threat.

00:38:07

Oh, no.

00:38:11

Is this like

00:38:11

Fender from

00:38:12

Futurometry

00:38:12

has to keep

00:38:13

partying before

00:38:13

he blows up?

00:38:16

kind of,

00:38:16

except I

00:38:17

had to keep

00:38:17

blasting.

00:38:18

You have to

00:38:18

keep killing

00:38:19

people.

00:38:19

You need to

00:38:21

keep your

00:38:22

erection hard.

00:38:23

Um.

00:38:24

Well, is there

00:38:26

any sort of

00:38:27

bonus that this

00:38:28

can give me?

00:38:29

Does this give

00:38:30

me extra soak?

00:38:31

Can this give

00:38:31

me anything?

00:38:32

Like, it's a

00:38:33

new inventory

00:38:34

item.

00:38:34

Is it purely

00:38:36

cosmetic or what?

00:38:37

I thought it was

00:38:38

purely cosmetic.

00:38:39

I mean, it does

00:38:39

give you some

00:38:40

sort of, well,

00:38:41

you said it was

00:38:41

some kind of

00:38:42

energy thing, but

00:38:42

I don't know

00:38:44

mechanically what

00:38:44

it can do.

00:38:45

Well, I mean,

00:38:46

I mean, you

00:38:47

could just, I

00:38:48

mean, like, do

00:38:48

you have rules

00:38:49

for, like, armor

00:38:50

or different pieces

00:38:52

of inventory

00:38:52

stuff, like, what

00:38:53

they can contain?

00:38:54

I mean, they

00:38:55

are.

00:38:56

That's not

00:38:57

something that,

00:38:57

because I

00:38:58

basically gave it

00:38:59

to you for

00:38:59

free.

00:38:59

Yeah, but

00:39:01

in that case,

00:39:04

it doesn't

00:39:04

blow up.

00:39:05

No.

00:39:06

Oh, wow.

00:39:09

Oh, no.

00:39:09

I mean, I

00:39:13

didn't think of

00:39:13

that until,

00:39:14

well, you

00:39:16

have suffered

00:39:17

some strain.

00:39:17

I mean, you

00:39:18

can release

00:39:18

some strain

00:39:18

from it.

00:39:19

All right,

00:39:20

cool.

00:39:20

How much

00:39:21

is it?

00:39:22

I don't think

00:39:23

I have that

00:39:23

much.

00:39:23

I think I'll

00:39:24

do it like

00:39:24

two or

00:39:24

three.

00:39:25

You are at

00:39:26

three strains,

00:39:27

so let's say

00:39:28

it relieves

00:39:28

one strain.

00:39:29

Oh, wait,

00:39:30

no, that

00:39:31

would be two

00:39:32

then, not

00:39:32

three.

00:39:32

One.

00:39:33

Okay.

00:39:33

Cool.

00:39:35

I don't

00:39:36

remember where

00:39:36

your strain

00:39:36

came from.

00:39:37

Oh, you

00:39:37

were, like,

00:39:38

running around

00:39:38

and something

00:39:39

during

00:39:39

that.

00:39:39

Okay.

00:39:39

Yeah, I

00:39:41

was just

00:39:42

dual maneuvering.

00:39:43

Dual maneuver.

00:39:47

Oh, how

00:39:50

hard am I?

00:39:50

How many

00:39:50

wounds do I

00:39:51

have?

00:39:51

You have

00:39:55

quite a bit,

00:39:55

actually.

00:39:56

Seven.

00:39:57

You're at

00:39:57

seven wounds.

00:39:58

That hurt,

00:39:59

does that?

00:39:59

Could I

00:40:00

heal some

00:40:01

wounds instead

00:40:02

of strain?

00:40:02

It would be

00:40:04

one.

00:40:05

Yeah, I

00:40:06

guess one.

00:40:06

Yay.

00:40:07

I'll do that

00:40:08

instead of

00:40:09

strain.

00:40:09

I replaced

00:40:12

the damage

00:40:13

component.

00:40:14

That should

00:40:14

be worth

00:40:15

some healing.

00:40:16

And you

00:40:17

did the

00:40:17

mechanics

00:40:18

check.

00:40:18

I did.

00:40:19

I passed it.

00:40:20

I might have

00:40:20

made it more

00:40:21

difficult if

00:40:22

that's what we

00:40:22

were going for.

00:40:23

It was already

00:40:23

hard.

00:40:23

Oh, it was

00:40:25

hard.

00:40:25

You're right.

00:40:25

Okay.

00:40:26

Although you're

00:40:29

over half of

00:40:31

your damage.

00:40:34

I didn't heal

00:40:35

a whole, like

00:40:37

if this is a

00:40:37

normal healing

00:40:38

check, I'd

00:40:38

heal like five

00:40:39

or something.

00:40:40

I don't think

00:40:41

it's that much.

00:40:43

Not one.

00:40:44

Well, okay.

00:40:45

I'm fine where

00:40:46

we're at.

00:40:46

Okay.

00:40:47

All right.

00:40:50

Okay.

00:40:52

Let's go meet

00:40:53

Mac.

00:40:53

Let's go.

00:40:54

Sarn.

00:40:55

Sarn.

00:40:56

Yeah.

00:40:56

I am with Mac.

00:40:57

Let's go meet

00:40:58

Sarn.

00:40:58

All right.

00:41:00

All right.

00:41:00

We walk off.

00:41:03

We go to

00:41:04

Landing Bay

00:41:05

Orc.

00:41:05

Mac's just

00:41:07

going back

00:41:08

and forth.

00:41:08

Hey, you

00:41:12

have your cloak

00:41:13

now.

00:41:13

Be happy.

00:41:13

We arrive at

00:41:16

Landing Bay

00:41:16

Orc.

00:41:17

We walk

00:41:17

inside.

00:41:17

Sarn looks

00:41:18

very grumpy.

00:41:19

It's going to

00:41:20

be a good

00:41:20

blanket back

00:41:21

at my ship.

00:41:21

Hey, Sarn.

00:41:22

I have something

00:41:23

that should cheer

00:41:23

you up.

00:41:24

And I give

00:41:25

Sarn the guy's

00:41:26

helmet.

00:41:26

All right.

00:41:27

Before you get

00:41:30

excited.

00:41:30

Hey, wait.

00:41:30

Before you get

00:41:31

excited.

00:41:31

It doesn't

00:41:32

actually have a

00:41:33

nose.

00:41:34

That's fine.

00:41:36

I just want the

00:41:37

helmet.

00:41:37

And the goggles.

00:41:38

Oh, my God.

00:41:38

There's two Sarns.

00:41:39

Oh, boy.

00:41:40

That would be

00:41:41

terrible.

00:41:41

Sarn.

00:41:41

Sarn.

00:41:42

Sarn.

00:41:42

Hey, Sarn.

00:41:46

You'll be happy

00:41:47

about this.

00:41:47

We got you

00:41:48

another Sarn.

00:41:49

All right.

00:41:51

So you give

00:41:52

him the helmet,

00:41:53

right?

00:41:53

Yep.

00:41:54

I have fixed

00:41:56

the helmet.

00:41:57

I think the

00:41:59

helmet.

00:41:59

What does the

00:41:59

helmet even look

00:42:00

like?

00:42:00

Does the helmet

00:42:01

have like a big

00:42:02

dent in it from

00:42:03

when he was

00:42:03

hitting the

00:42:03

head?

00:42:04

I hope not.

00:42:06

What is it?

00:42:07

What is that

00:42:07

thing called

00:42:07

again?

00:42:08

A kubu?

00:42:08

A kubaz.

00:42:10

K-U-B-A-Z.

00:42:13

Oh, I do.

00:42:18

They are ugly

00:42:19

motherfuckers.

00:42:20

They're beautiful.

00:42:22

Oh, yeah.

00:42:22

That is his

00:42:23

mouth.

00:42:23

His mouth.

00:42:24

Well, fuck.

00:42:26

Yeah, it

00:42:26

turns out.

00:42:27

They really

00:42:28

are ugly.

00:42:29

That's racist.

00:42:32

Oh, this

00:42:34

picture I have

00:42:34

does not help.

00:42:35

Yeah, mine's a

00:42:36

Lego, so it

00:42:37

doesn't help me.

00:42:37

He doesn't

00:42:44

really have much

00:42:44

of a helmet,

00:42:45

does he?

00:42:45

I mean, I

00:42:47

found one that

00:42:48

kind of has a

00:42:49

helmet that

00:42:50

looks like it's

00:42:50

like a hood,

00:42:53

but it's like

00:42:53

steel.

00:42:55

I don't know.

00:42:55

It's kind of

00:42:55

cool.

00:42:56

Okay.

00:42:58

Continue.

00:43:00

It's mostly

00:43:03

just the

00:43:04

goggles, isn't

00:43:04

it?

00:43:05

He wants the

00:43:07

goggles.

00:43:07

I want to

00:43:08

wear the

00:43:08

goggles.

00:43:08

I mean, it

00:43:12

is a helmet

00:43:13

too.

00:43:13

The guy, I

00:43:14

mean.

00:43:14

Well, anyway,

00:43:19

okay.

00:43:20

Well, what are

00:43:20

you guys going to

00:43:21

do?

00:43:21

All right.

00:43:22

Well, I tell

00:43:23

them that he

00:43:24

didn't, he

00:43:25

didn't believe

00:43:26

me.

00:43:26

He didn't

00:43:28

believe you?

00:43:28

Did you try to

00:43:29

charm him?

00:43:30

I opened up the

00:43:32

crate and told

00:43:34

him, I don't

00:43:35

know, I didn't

00:43:35

want to charm

00:43:36

him.

00:43:36

If you've seen

00:43:36

him, he's got

00:43:37

the gas.

00:43:37

Oh, my

00:43:40

goodness.

00:43:41

Well, we know

00:43:44

you did your

00:43:44

best.

00:43:46

I definitely

00:43:46

tried.

00:43:47

But he did

00:43:49

give me his

00:43:50

communicator

00:43:50

number, so

00:43:51

he's looking for

00:43:52

a little bit

00:43:52

more evidence.

00:43:53

Do you guys

00:43:54

have more

00:43:54

evidence to

00:43:55

prove our

00:43:56

claim?

00:43:57

Rex?

00:44:01

No, that is

00:44:05

precisely what

00:44:05

we are here to

00:44:06

seek.

00:44:06

We need...

00:44:09

Well, fuck.

00:44:12

Do you want

00:44:14

me to call

00:44:15

him back and

00:44:15

then we can

00:44:16

ambush him and

00:44:17

threaten him?

00:44:18

Make him

00:44:19

believe us?

00:44:20

Uh, um...

00:44:22

Um...

00:44:25

Um...

00:44:25

Um...

00:44:26

It was really

00:44:30

our only lead for

00:44:31

going, uh...

00:44:33

for getting in

00:44:34

there.

00:44:36

So is that a

00:44:37

yes?

00:44:37

I mean, I

00:44:40

guess.

00:44:40

I don't really

00:44:41

have any other

00:44:41

ideas.

00:44:42

Yeah, I'm

00:44:44

out.

00:44:45

We could, uh,

00:44:51

we could try

00:44:51

calling up, uh,

00:44:52

our old pal

00:44:53

who sent us on

00:44:55

this Wiley mission

00:44:56

and see if he's

00:44:56

got any advice

00:44:57

for us or

00:44:58

potential ideas.

00:44:59

Who?

00:45:01

I don't know.

00:45:02

What's the guy's

00:45:03

name that, like,

00:45:04

sent us on this

00:45:05

mission?

00:45:06

Good Oda?

00:45:07

Like that, like,

00:45:09

the, like, nice

00:45:09

old spy or

00:45:10

whatever he was.

00:45:11

Good Oda.

00:45:12

That guy, then.

00:45:13

Good Oda.

00:45:15

Oh, that's right.

00:45:16

Good Oda.

00:45:17

Oda.

00:45:17

You were saying

00:45:18

that so fast.

00:45:18

Oh.

00:45:19

Good Oda!

00:45:20

Good Oda!

00:45:21

Uh, yes,

00:45:22

Good Oda.

00:45:23

If you want to.

00:45:26

I mean, I don't

00:45:27

see a negative

00:45:29

point in that.

00:45:29

I just, like,

00:45:31

first of all, I

00:45:32

don't know, like,

00:45:32

we ambush him,

00:45:34

we either take

00:45:35

him captive or

00:45:36

kill him.

00:45:37

What exactly does

00:45:39

that gain us?

00:45:39

Like, we need to

00:45:45

trust him.

00:45:46

He needs to be on

00:45:47

our side.

00:45:48

We can't really

00:45:48

coerce him into it

00:45:49

because we're about

00:45:51

to go into his

00:45:52

custody to be led

00:45:53

into Jabba's palace.

00:45:54

That would go very

00:45:55

poorly for us if he

00:45:57

didn't just decide

00:45:57

to betray us and

00:45:58

turn us over.

00:45:59

Well, my plan is,

00:46:00

as soon as he gets

00:46:01

us in there and

00:46:02

battle starts,

00:46:03

I blast him.

00:46:04

Okay, yeah,

00:46:09

I guess that works.

00:46:10

So.

00:46:13

I'm going to

00:46:16

betray the hell

00:46:17

out of him.

00:46:17

Are you sure you

00:46:19

want to do that?

00:46:20

Yes.

00:46:21

Maybe we might.

00:46:23

He's got my reel.

00:46:24

Damn it.

00:46:25

You can let him, uh,

00:46:26

you can let him

00:46:26

blast a few people

00:46:27

first and then

00:46:28

betray him.

00:46:29

if he doesn't

00:46:30

betray us first.

00:46:31

This is a good

00:46:33

point.

00:46:34

Good Oda?

00:46:36

No, not good Oda.

00:46:38

The star bass.

00:46:39

Um, so, I will say

00:46:44

that, um, I'm, I'm,

00:46:50

Rex, you, you look

00:46:56

at the open crate.

00:46:57

You just see the open

00:46:58

crate.

00:46:58

it's open.

00:46:59

It's full of droid

00:46:59

parts.

00:47:00

Um, roll a knowledge

00:47:03

check on either

00:47:05

knowledge or

00:47:06

perception.

00:47:06

Knowledge is probably

00:47:07

better for you.

00:47:08

Okay.

00:47:09

Um, what do you

00:47:11

work?

00:47:11

Um, it'll be on the

00:47:14

droids.

00:47:15

So I think maybe

00:47:16

education.

00:47:18

Well, I have

00:47:20

warfare.

00:47:21

Warfare.

00:47:23

doesn't that make sense

00:47:24

as a knowledge?

00:47:25

It does, but I

00:47:26

don't know.

00:47:26

I didn't even know

00:47:28

that was a

00:47:28

knowledge.

00:47:29

That must be from

00:47:30

one of the other

00:47:31

books.

00:47:31

Oh, you probably

00:47:35

don't have any

00:47:35

differentiated knowledge

00:47:36

on that anyway.

00:47:37

Uh, I do

00:47:38

actually.

00:47:38

So I'd rather be

00:47:40

education.

00:47:40

No, yeah.

00:47:42

Education for sure.

00:47:43

I just had never

00:47:44

seen warfare before.

00:47:44

You don't have, you

00:47:45

don't have an extra,

00:47:46

you don't have an

00:47:48

extra ability on

00:47:50

warfare.

00:47:50

So I can be

00:47:52

convinced that it's

00:47:53

education.

00:47:53

If you make a story

00:47:56

about why your

00:47:57

education included

00:47:57

droids, flip a

00:48:00

light side point and

00:48:01

say that you used to

00:48:03

be in charge of the

00:48:04

droid manufacturing.

00:48:05

I mean, is that

00:48:07

true?

00:48:08

No, we could just

00:48:10

say that, um, as

00:48:14

part of my, as

00:48:15

part of my early

00:48:17

programming, conditioning

00:48:18

and training, I was

00:48:20

of course educated in

00:48:22

the history of battle

00:48:23

droids as I am

00:48:24

myself, a battle

00:48:25

droid from the

00:48:26

separatist manufacturing

00:48:28

facilities.

00:48:29

Um, so I am very

00:48:32

familiar with these

00:48:33

B1 droid parts.

00:48:35

Okay.

00:48:37

So then I'll say

00:48:39

it's an average check

00:48:40

on your education.

00:48:42

Succeeded with one

00:48:44

advantage.

00:48:44

Okay.

00:48:45

Okay.

00:48:46

So you see, you can

00:48:52

look at these and

00:48:53

from your knowledge,

00:48:55

you know that, um,

00:48:57

it's the, you knew

00:49:00

that there would be

00:49:01

one there from

00:49:02

separatist forces

00:49:03

that these droids

00:49:07

don't really offer

00:49:08

anything by

00:49:10

themselves.

00:49:11

themselves.

00:49:11

They're not, you,

00:49:12

they're broken to the

00:49:13

point that they're not

00:49:14

going to be repaired.

00:49:15

Um, but you do

00:49:18

notice that they are,

00:49:20

um, like engineering

00:49:21

units and that there's

00:49:24

probably information you

00:49:25

can get from these

00:49:26

things, but they're,

00:49:27

it's not, it's use for

00:49:30

the droid themselves.

00:49:31

Does that make any

00:49:32

sense?

00:49:32

it's, it's demo,

00:49:34

demo units,

00:49:36

basically.

00:49:37

So you could get more

00:49:39

information about how the

00:49:40

droids work.

00:49:40

Okay.

00:49:43

so whoever is buying,

00:49:45

whoever has purchased

00:49:46

these droids.

00:49:47

Already has a bunch of

00:49:50

them.

00:49:50

Is seeking more

00:49:51

information and knowledge

00:49:53

on battle droids.

00:49:55

And how to control

00:49:56

them?

00:49:56

Or use them?

00:49:58

Possibly.

00:49:59

Possibly.

00:50:00

Yeah.

00:50:00

Um, can you dock with

00:50:02

one?

00:50:03

Like once like head unit?

00:50:04

Yeah, I can attempt

00:50:06

that.

00:50:06

Um, I can attempt to

00:50:09

access his memory banks

00:50:10

provided they are not

00:50:11

corrupted.

00:50:11

Would this be a

00:50:14

computer's check tiger?

00:50:15

Yeah.

00:50:16

Yeah.

00:50:17

I would say that

00:50:19

that's hard.

00:50:20

There's hard.

00:50:26

Um,

00:50:28

okay.

00:50:31

Check.

00:50:34

Okay.

00:50:35

There,

00:50:38

uh,

00:50:39

there's a lot of

00:50:41

engineering

00:50:43

information within these

00:50:45

droids because their

00:50:46

parts,

00:50:47

they're unlocked like a

00:50:48

consumer or like one that

00:50:50

was from the field would

00:50:51

not be so open,

00:50:52

but this one is

00:50:54

particularly open in that

00:50:55

you can see exactly how

00:50:57

it was built.

00:50:57

And if you wanted to,

00:51:00

it would be a really good

00:51:02

unit to reverse engineer.

00:51:06

Um,

00:51:06

so that,

00:51:07

um,

00:51:07

yeah,

00:51:07

you can manufacture your

00:51:08

own from scratch.

00:51:09

Um,

00:51:10

interesting.

00:51:11

Okay.

00:51:12

Yes,

00:51:13

I do believe,

00:51:14

I do believe I understand

00:51:15

what Timo's game is with

00:51:17

these parts.

00:51:18

Um,

00:51:19

he,

00:51:20

it is also an intelligent

00:51:21

play.

00:51:22

He does not seek to buy

00:51:24

an army of B1 battle

00:51:26

droids as that would be,

00:51:28

I think,

00:51:28

a very difficult maneuver to

00:51:29

accomplish even for him

00:51:31

in total secrecy.

00:51:32

instead it would appear to

00:51:34

me that Timo's game is

00:51:37

one of,

00:51:38

uh,

00:51:39

manufacture.

00:51:39

He seeks to,

00:51:40

um,

00:51:41

if my hunch is correct,

00:51:43

based on the information

00:51:44

held within these droids,

00:51:45

he seeks to start his own

00:51:47

manufacturing capability

00:51:49

for B1 battle droids.

00:51:51

And potentially,

00:51:52

actually,

00:51:52

you know,

00:51:53

from there he could take

00:51:54

it in a lot of different

00:51:55

places.

00:51:55

He could upgrade them,

00:51:56

uh,

00:51:57

make them even more,

00:51:58

uh,

00:51:59

efficient murder machines

00:52:00

than they already are.

00:52:01

Do you think that's enough

00:52:02

to convince Starbass?

00:52:04

I mean,

00:52:06

it depends on how

00:52:07

convincing I am,

00:52:08

I suppose.

00:52:09

Um,

00:52:10

but the information

00:52:12

certainly is here.

00:52:13

We,

00:52:14

uh,

00:52:14

we could definitely try

00:52:15

to tell him.

00:52:16

Sure.

00:52:16

All right.

00:52:18

Mac,

00:52:19

call him back here.

00:52:20

Starbass!

00:52:24

Starbass!

00:52:24

Can anyone hear me?

00:52:28

Hello?

00:52:31

Is this thing on?

00:52:32

I thought,

00:52:32

of course,

00:52:33

now it's off.

00:52:34

Hello?

00:52:34

Hello,

00:52:35

is there anybody there?

00:52:36

Hello?

00:52:36

Hello?

00:52:38

Hello?

00:52:38

Hello?

00:52:39

Who is this?

00:52:40

This is Max Skyblade.

00:52:43

Diplomat?

00:52:45

Or Smuglord?

00:52:46

The Smuglord.

00:52:47

Oh,

00:52:48

I've heard about you.

00:52:49

I'm the most diplomatic

00:52:51

Smuglord you've ever heard of.

00:52:53

How did you get my number?

00:52:55

My friend Sarn

00:52:56

gave it to me.

00:52:57

He wants to,

00:52:58

he would like to speak to you

00:52:59

one last time.

00:52:59

We have more convincing evidence

00:53:01

for you.

00:53:01

Sarn?

00:53:02

Sarn?

00:53:03

Who is that?

00:53:05

Sarn,

00:53:08

what?

00:53:10

the Twi'lek man woman.

00:53:11

The Twi'lek,

00:53:12

the Twi'lek you spoke to earlier today.

00:53:14

Oh,

00:53:16

the Twi'lek,

00:53:16

the man woman?

00:53:17

He didn't even get his name?

00:53:19

No,

00:53:20

he never introduced himself.

00:53:22

but,

00:53:23

he did throw a glass

00:53:24

directly into my forehead.

00:53:26

You don't want it to me,

00:53:27

too.

00:53:27

All right,

00:53:29

fair's fair.

00:53:29

Wow,

00:53:31

you guys have weird customs.

00:53:32

It sounds like a fun time

00:53:33

earlier today.

00:53:34

But guess what?

00:53:35

Now I'm here,

00:53:36

and,

00:53:36

uh,

00:53:37

I think we have,

00:53:37

uh,

00:53:38

some compelling evidence

00:53:39

for the conversation

00:53:41

you guys were having earlier

00:53:42

about a certain

00:53:44

hut.

00:53:45

Okay.

00:53:48

Hut.

00:53:49

Hut.

00:53:50

Hut.

00:53:50

Hut.

00:53:51

Oh,

00:53:54

all right.

00:53:55

All right.

00:53:56

Hey,

00:53:57

you're cut out.

00:53:58

I can't hear you.

00:53:59

I,

00:53:59

I didn't say anything.

00:54:01

Oh,

00:54:01

you look like you did.

00:54:02

I said all right.

00:54:03

You look like your mouth was.

00:54:07

Oh,

00:54:08

oh,

00:54:09

no.

00:54:09

It probably was,

00:54:11

but.

00:54:11

Okay.

00:54:12

Invite him down.

00:54:14

Please come on down.

00:54:16

Maybe we'll have snacks.

00:54:18

That's the price is right.

00:54:20

All right.

00:54:26

Let me,

00:54:26

let me finish up this,

00:54:28

this sale here to this young gentleman

00:54:30

who wants to buy some real.

00:54:32

You have a real good time with your gentleman

00:54:34

right there.

00:54:35

Tell him to buy some real too.

00:54:36

Uh,

00:54:38

Sarn would like your finest real.

00:54:40

If you don't,

00:54:40

if you have any,

00:54:41

uh,

00:54:41

you know,

00:54:41

laying around,

00:54:42

you know,

00:54:42

we would,

00:54:43

you know,

00:54:43

he's a,

00:54:44

he's a,

00:54:45

he's a pretty good customer.

00:54:49

He hit me with a glass

00:54:50

and he chipped me down to 250 credits.

00:54:53

If he wants to pay for it,

00:54:54

I'll bring him some more real.

00:54:55

Fair enough.

00:54:57

We'll negotiate.

00:55:00

Maybe.

00:55:01

He'll pay.

00:55:02

God damn it.

00:55:04

Heck.

00:55:05

You negotiate way too much.

00:55:08

Can't you just accept things at price value?

00:55:11

No.

00:55:12

Bounty hunter.

00:55:15

I mean,

00:55:17

you're yeah.

00:55:18

Bounty hunter,

00:55:18

not bargain hunter.

00:55:19

What's the difference?

00:55:21

All right.

00:55:26

So you're going to have a couple of minutes before,

00:55:29

before he shows up.

00:55:31

All right.

00:55:31

All right.

00:55:32

Can you try to open up this other more important crate?

00:55:34

Sure.

00:55:38

What was it?

00:55:39

An easy computers check?

00:55:40

Um,

00:55:42

I believe so.

00:55:45

Yes.

00:55:45

Um,

00:55:46

yeah.

00:55:47

Sure.

00:55:49

I succeeded.

00:55:52

Oh,

00:55:54

what were you doing?

00:55:55

Opening the other crate that,

00:55:57

uh,

00:55:57

Sarn failed to open earlier.

00:55:59

Okay.

00:56:01

Anything in there?

00:56:03

You open it up and inside there are B1 battle droid parts.

00:56:07

This looks compelling as much as the last one.

00:56:13

It promised me this was the more important one in the lie that I made up.

00:56:26

Oh God.

00:56:27

We got to come up with a better lie than this guys.

00:56:29

Do you guys don't have much time?

00:56:31

Can we search for your house for,

00:56:34

I don't like a first aid kit or something?

00:56:36

What am I doing?

00:56:38

You,

00:56:40

I want to search the warehouse for like a first aid kit.

00:56:43

You can,

00:56:44

why?

00:56:44

Oh,

00:56:45

damn it.

00:56:46

What?

00:56:48

Oh,

00:56:48

shut up.

00:56:49

Why do you want a first aid kit?

00:56:51

So I can heal myself.

00:56:53

Is that really important right now?

00:56:55

Yes.

00:56:56

So we get into battle and have damage Mac.

00:57:00

Why are we going into battle?

00:57:02

I'm not saying we're going to,

00:57:05

but we have been in battle and I got damage.

00:57:07

I want to look for a Stimpak.

00:57:08

Um,

00:57:14

that's a perception check.

00:57:15

I think,

00:57:15

right?

00:57:16

Yeah.

00:57:16

Yeah.

00:57:17

You do a perception check.

00:57:18

Average.

00:57:22

Hard.

00:57:23

One success,

00:57:30

one threat.

00:57:31

Um,

00:57:32

you are successful in searching the warehouse,

00:57:36

uh,

00:57:37

but there,

00:57:38

there are,

00:57:40

there are no health packs in a warehouse.

00:57:43

So wait,

00:57:44

so is the lucky guess near this warehouse that we're at?

00:57:47

Yeah.

00:57:48

It's still,

00:57:48

it's still at the,

00:57:49

um,

00:57:49

it's still at the,

00:57:51

the landing bay.

00:57:51

Cause this is landing bay.

00:57:53

All right.

00:57:53

This is a warehouse that's attached to it or something.

00:57:55

Yeah.

00:57:55

Yeah.

00:57:56

It's like right next to it.

00:57:56

All right.

00:57:57

Can I call the,

00:57:58

the,

00:57:59

the siblings then?

00:58:00

Um,

00:58:01

if they'll take your call.

00:58:04

Okay.

00:58:05

Um,

00:58:06

siblings,

00:58:07

I don't know their names.

00:58:08

Um,

00:58:09

siblings,

00:58:11

biological specimens that are related.

00:58:16

Um,

00:58:17

twins,

00:58:18

twins,

00:58:19

they are,

00:58:20

they're wax and Orpah.

00:58:21

What?

00:58:23

You're failing on the episodes over here.

00:58:25

Wex and or Orpah.

00:58:27

I'm failing on the episodes.

00:58:28

Yeah.

00:58:29

Cause there's no,

00:58:31

there's no,

00:58:31

like,

00:58:32

uh,

00:58:33

it just says episode 13.

00:58:35

Call me,

00:58:35

text the clerk and it's empty.

00:58:37

Oh yeah.

00:58:39

I didn't update the ones in here because I've been up,

00:58:41

updating them on notion.

00:58:42

Oh,

00:58:43

okay.

00:58:44

So I did not do it here too.

00:58:45

I was going to look for their names.

00:58:47

So I can be like,

00:58:48

well,

00:58:48

their names are this.

00:58:49

Their names are in the notion though.

00:58:51

Come in,

00:58:53

Wex.

00:58:53

Come in Orpah.

00:58:54

Hello,

00:58:56

this is Wex.

00:58:57

Hello,

00:58:58

Wex.

00:58:58

I need,

00:58:59

can you,

00:59:00

who are you?

00:59:00

This is Rex.

00:59:02

Rex.

00:59:03

Rex.

00:59:03

Rex seven eight.

00:59:04

One of the droids that you've been tasked with transporting by Duke,

00:59:07

by the Duke.

00:59:08

Oh,

00:59:09

I remember you guys just kind of ran out of the ship.

00:59:11

Yes.

00:59:12

As soon as you got there,

00:59:13

you guys just kind of left us here.

00:59:15

Yep.

00:59:16

We're not friends.

00:59:16

Anyway,

00:59:17

I need the shipping.

00:59:18

Hello.

00:59:19

Hello.

00:59:19

Is this,

00:59:20

is this those guys from earlier?

00:59:21

Is that Twi'lek with them?

00:59:23

Yes.

00:59:24

He misses you very much.

00:59:26

Does he?

00:59:27

They miss you.

00:59:28

Does he miss me?

00:59:33

Yes.

00:59:33

Well,

00:59:35

hello.

00:59:35

He still has,

00:59:39

he still has many rude gestures for you.

00:59:41

How can I help you?

00:59:44

Well,

00:59:46

Rex is on the interlink.

00:59:47

I'm just sitting there like dry hump in the air.

00:59:49

Please describe the gesture to me that he's doing.

00:59:57

You said he's got some gestures for me.

00:59:59

No,

00:59:59

no one said that.

01:00:00

Oh,

01:00:01

it is a,

01:00:02

it is a biological maneuver that involves thrusting.

01:00:06

I think it represents fornication.

01:00:08

Uh-huh.

01:00:10

For me.

01:00:10

Uh-huh.

01:00:12

Uh-huh.

01:00:12

Uh-huh.

01:00:12

You are still embarrassed in Rx.

01:00:14

Um,

01:00:17

anyway.

01:00:19

My parents are off at the prom.

01:00:21

I need,

01:00:22

the space prom.

01:00:23

keep describing it,

01:00:24

Rx.

01:00:25

This is great.

01:00:25

I need,

01:00:27

I need the shipping manifests for the lucky guests for this trip.

01:00:31

Uh,

01:00:32

yeah,

01:00:33

I can,

01:00:33

we can give you the,

01:00:34

the shipping manifest.

01:00:35

I mean,

01:00:35

I can just tell you.

01:00:37

The real shipping manifest,

01:00:39

not the cover story.

01:00:40

Um,

01:00:41

well that,

01:00:42

we don't write that kind of stuff down.

01:00:44

We have it memorized.

01:00:46

Well,

01:00:47

I mean,

01:00:47

I don't memorize it,

01:00:49

but it's,

01:00:50

it's not something that we want a paper trail of,

01:00:53

you see.

01:00:53

Well,

01:00:53

you don't have to write it down.

01:00:54

I just need to know what it is.

01:00:55

Oh,

01:00:56

what is it?

01:00:57

Yes.

01:00:58

It's B1 battle droid parts.

01:01:00

That's it.

01:01:00

That's the only thing.

01:01:01

Yes,

01:01:02

that's what we're,

01:01:02

that's what we're trading over to,

01:01:04

uh,

01:01:05

Timo.

01:01:05

I mean,

01:01:07

we're supposed to be delivering,

01:01:08

we're supposed to be delivering them,

01:01:09

uh,

01:01:10

tomorrow night.

01:01:10

So,

01:01:13

so it's just crates and crates,

01:01:15

all the crates.

01:01:16

Or all that B1 battle droid parts.

01:01:18

Yeah.

01:01:18

Yeah.

01:01:19

What's he laughing about?

01:01:24

Okay.

01:01:26

Well,

01:01:27

thanks.

01:01:27

Wex makes an,

01:01:28

I've got my eyes on your gesture.

01:01:30

And sorry,

01:01:30

responds with a lick and beef.

01:01:32

Yeah.

01:01:32

Yeah.

01:01:33

So,

01:01:41

so,

01:01:42

so Wex comes back on,

01:01:43

on the com.

01:01:44

Yeah.

01:01:44

we're supposed to be delivering those crates over to,

01:01:47

to Jabba tomorrow night.

01:01:49

I mean,

01:01:50

they just sit in the warehouse for like,

01:01:51

for like a night.

01:01:52

And then,

01:01:53

right.

01:01:53

Jabba.

01:01:54

I'm sorry.

01:01:55

Timo.

01:01:55

Timo.

01:01:56

Yeah.

01:01:56

Oh,

01:01:57

okay.

01:01:58

That is not helpful.

01:02:00

Thank you.

01:02:00

Bye.

01:02:01

Whoa.

01:02:01

Hey,

01:02:03

why did,

01:02:05

why did you call?

01:02:08

because I had,

01:02:09

I had a hunch about what Timo was going to use these parts for,

01:02:13

but your information contradicts my hunch.

01:02:16

I am disappointed.

01:02:18

All right.

01:02:19

Can you meet us at the warehouse?

01:02:20

Wex or Orpah?

01:02:24

Wex,

01:02:25

I mean,

01:02:26

mostly Orpah,

01:02:26

but Wex can come too.

01:02:27

Well,

01:02:29

Orpah's not coming by herself.

01:02:31

I can tell you that.

01:02:32

You give off,

01:02:34

you give off a vibe.

01:02:35

I believe she enjoys it.

01:02:38

Ah.

01:02:40

You hear her say on the,

01:02:42

Yeah,

01:02:46

I mean,

01:02:47

we're just,

01:02:48

we're just sitting on the ship.

01:02:49

We'll,

01:02:49

we'll come down there,

01:02:50

but I'm not sending my sister out there by herself.

01:02:53

I mean,

01:02:54

I just met you guys.

01:02:55

All right.

01:02:59

So they're,

01:03:00

they're right there.

01:03:01

So,

01:03:02

um,

01:03:03

they'll,

01:03:04

they'll come out.

01:03:05

Now I'm going to find them.

01:03:06

Well,

01:03:07

I'm hoping that one,

01:03:08

you know,

01:03:09

and I'm talking,

01:03:10

uh,

01:03:11

talking aside to Max and Rex,

01:03:13

I'm hoping that one,

01:03:16

they can help if shit hits the fan.

01:03:18

Two,

01:03:21

maybe they can help convince,

01:03:22

convince,

01:03:24

uh,

01:03:25

uh,

01:03:26

start,

01:03:29

start,

01:03:29

start,

01:03:29

start,

01:03:30

start,

01:03:30

start,

01:03:31

the,

01:03:33

often,

01:03:33

three,

01:03:35

the girl's a good looker.

01:03:39

Yeah,

01:03:40

I think she wants me.

01:03:41

I,

01:03:42

I thought she looked,

01:03:43

no,

01:03:44

what the hell?

01:03:50

looked at me,

01:03:51

but you know,

01:03:52

don't take that tone with me.

01:03:55

Let's have some,

01:03:57

bigger.

01:03:59

Gesture her if you seek to win her breeding.

01:04:11

Oh,

01:04:11

I'm going to give her a few rude gestures.

01:04:13

All right.

01:04:13

So they come,

01:04:15

they come down the stairs and,

01:04:18

uh,

01:04:19

meet you guys.

01:04:19

Um,

01:04:20

uh,

01:04:21

yeah.

01:04:22

what,

01:04:22

what,

01:04:22

what,

01:04:22

what did you guys want?

01:04:24

Um,

01:04:28

well,

01:04:29

like I said,

01:04:30

these are B1 parts.

01:04:32

We're delivering them to Teemo.

01:04:34

Um,

01:04:36

right,

01:04:36

right.

01:04:37

But the B1 part,

01:04:38

but the B1 parts that he has mostly collected in crate to be over there are largely not,

01:04:46

would never be able to be reconstructed as functional battle droids,

01:04:50

especially as those that would see battle.

01:04:52

They are,

01:04:53

however,

01:04:53

excellent cases of unlocked,

01:04:55

um,

01:04:56

uh,

01:04:58

internal data,

01:04:59

which includes schematics and other necessary information required to,

01:05:03

um,

01:05:04

manufacture the parts on one's own and then therefore create,

01:05:09

uh,

01:05:10

fully functional battle droids.

01:05:12

My hope was then this would be a much more convincing argument if there weren't just a bunch of other junk parts that Teemo doesn't even need in the other crates.

01:05:21

And other things that might help him start manufacturing.

01:05:24

You know,

01:05:27

they don't tell me everything that's going on when I'm delivering things.

01:05:31

Uh,

01:05:32

but I'm following what you're saying.

01:05:33

And so it sounds like perhaps Teemo.

01:05:39

who are you?

01:05:39

What am I talking to?

01:05:41

I'm wax.

01:05:41

I'm wax.

01:05:42

I'm talking now.

01:05:45

Uh,

01:05:46

this is not a Texas accent.

01:05:48

Just so you know.

01:05:51

Okay,

01:05:51

Starbass.

01:05:52

I am not Starbass.

01:05:54

This is a wax accent.

01:05:56

Also,

01:05:56

who is Starbass?

01:05:58

Don't worry about it.

01:06:00

And at that minute,

01:06:01

uh,

01:06:02

Starbass shows up.

01:06:03

This is Starbass.

01:06:05

What perfect timing.

01:06:06

You were just asking me who he was.

01:06:08

There he is.

01:06:08

That's him.

01:06:09

He's right there.

01:06:11

No,

01:06:11

Starbass.

01:06:12

Never heard of him.

01:06:14

What?

01:06:16

I don't know.

01:06:17

Wex does not know.

01:06:19

Wex,

01:06:19

who now talks in the third person.

01:06:21

Uh,

01:06:21

Wex does not know Starbass.

01:06:23

He's a low level drug dealer.

01:06:25

I hear on Tatooine,

01:06:26

who works for Teemo.

01:06:27

Who are you calling low level?

01:06:29

Why would you have heard of him?

01:06:31

You.

01:06:31

I am calling you a low level drug dealer.

01:06:33

Well,

01:06:34

I am not low level.

01:06:35

I will let you know that I am the highest earner in that cantina there.

01:06:39

All right.

01:06:40

He's a high level drug dealer for Teemo the Hut here on Tatooine.

01:06:43

Well,

01:06:43

I wouldn't say high level,

01:06:44

but I ain't low level neither.

01:06:46

He's a medium level drug dealer for Teemo the Hut here on Tatooine.

01:06:49

Okay.

01:06:50

What?

01:06:51

Well,

01:06:51

this is Wex again.

01:06:52

I,

01:06:53

I don't,

01:06:54

so you guys came down here and then went to buy drugs?

01:06:56

Uh,

01:06:59

well,

01:06:59

no,

01:07:01

uh,

01:07:01

this is,

01:07:02

this is one of our,

01:07:03

uh,

01:07:04

this is our only potential lead on a route into Teemo's palace.

01:07:10

So,

01:07:10

all right,

01:07:11

let me get this straight.

01:07:12

B1s,

01:07:15

do you think that they're designed B1s?

01:07:19

So he's probably building his own droids.

01:07:22

That's interesting because really they're supposed to,

01:07:27

who's talking now?

01:07:28

This is Wex.

01:07:29

That,

01:07:30

hmm,

01:07:31

that's going to put me out of business.

01:07:34

That's for sure.

01:07:35

If he's not trading anymore and he's building his own,

01:07:38

uh,

01:07:39

huh?

01:07:40

There is no other,

01:07:43

there is,

01:07:43

the probability of this being the case is high 96.7%.

01:07:50

Uh,

01:07:50

due to the fact that these parts would have absolutely zero other function.

01:07:55

Right.

01:07:56

Right.

01:07:57

And then,

01:07:58

um,

01:07:59

what the hell was that?

01:08:01

Was that Craig?

01:08:04

There are no frogs on Tatooine?

01:08:09

Um,

01:08:12

um,

01:08:13

Starbass

01:08:14

speaks up.

01:08:16

Um,

01:08:18

well,

01:08:18

well,

01:08:18

I thought you guys were trying to get in Timo's.

01:08:21

Yeah,

01:08:23

we are.

01:08:23

Yeah,

01:08:23

we are.

01:08:24

Yeah.

01:08:25

Uh,

01:08:26

well,

01:08:27

aren't you delivering these boxes to Timo?

01:08:33

he's right guys.

01:08:34

Yeah,

01:08:35

we're,

01:08:35

we're delivering those boxes to Timo.

01:08:38

That's what I told you.

01:08:39

Well,

01:08:40

you didn't hear it from me.

01:08:42

Uh,

01:08:43

but those boxes being big enough to carry B1 droids might be big enough to carry a Twi'lek,

01:08:54

a different droid,

01:08:55

and a human.

01:08:57

But,

01:08:58

that's just me.

01:08:59

What,

01:08:59

what human do you think?

01:09:01

We just stand out looking at each other sheepishly.

01:09:03

Oh,

01:09:05

God.

01:09:05

Never occurred to any of us.

01:09:08

I thought about it,

01:09:11

but I just didn't want to make sure you guys,

01:09:13

I didn't want to make you guys look so dumb.

01:09:15

I didn't think he'd be like bringing the crates into his palace.

01:09:18

I told you,

01:09:21

this is Wex,

01:09:22

I said we were going to bring these to Timo tomorrow night.

01:09:26

I thought he was just going to take delivery of them in a warehouse somewhere.

01:09:31

Like this one.

01:09:33

Yeah,

01:09:33

the warehouse in his palace.

01:09:36

Well,

01:09:37

that was not very clear.

01:09:39

Yeah.

01:09:40

Well,

01:09:41

thanks again for nothing.

01:09:45

All right.

01:09:46

Well,

01:09:48

what about me?

01:09:48

I'm the one that gave you the idea,

01:09:50

even though he's my boss,

01:09:51

and now I've really put myself at risk here.

01:09:55

I'm pulling out.

01:09:56

I want to pull RX and Mac aside again.

01:09:58

We can bring the siblings if you want to,

01:10:01

but

01:10:02

away from Starbass?

01:10:04

No,

01:10:05

just the chick.

01:10:05

We push the other one back and bring the chick.

01:10:07

Oh,

01:10:08

no,

01:10:08

no,

01:10:08

I'm coming with.

01:10:09

What?

01:10:10

All right.

01:10:11

Yeah.

01:10:11

I guess,

01:10:12

I guess you're going to kill him.

01:10:14

We got to kill him.

01:10:14

We got to kill him.

01:10:15

He's out.

01:10:15

What?

01:10:19

Either that,

01:10:20

or we bring him,

01:10:21

we see if this convinces him,

01:10:23

or we bring him along for extra weapons,

01:10:25

extra arms,

01:10:26

you know,

01:10:27

extra help.

01:10:28

I don't know.

01:10:29

Because he can just go right there and tell,

01:10:32

tell him of this and get more money and more real business.

01:10:38

Maybe.

01:10:39

I mean,

01:10:39

Jabba runs a much bigger real ring than Timo,

01:10:44

I'm sure.

01:10:45

So if he is able to use this to ingratiate himself with Jabba,

01:10:48

there's definitely motivation for him.

01:10:50

Either way.

01:10:51

Depends on how big of a dreamer he is.

01:10:54

If he dreams big,

01:10:56

he'll help us.

01:10:56

If he dreams small,

01:10:57

he won't.

01:10:58

We just gave him evidence.

01:10:59

As you,

01:11:00

as you say that,

01:11:01

you all,

01:11:01

you all look over at,

01:11:03

um,

01:11:04

at Starbass,

01:11:04

and he's got both of his fingers in his nostrils.

01:11:08

Different nostrils.

01:11:11

What's he doing?

01:11:11

He's just really getting in there.

01:11:15

Right after you said,

01:11:18

if he,

01:11:18

if he thinks small,

01:11:20

or if he thinks big.

01:11:21

Hmm.

01:11:23

He's got to think pretty small now.

01:11:25

I mean,

01:11:27

look at this stupid face.

01:11:28

Turn this on.

01:11:29

All right.

01:11:29

Yeah,

01:11:30

we have to kill him.

01:11:30

Mac,

01:11:33

are you going to have any issue with this?

01:11:34

Wait,

01:11:35

where are his nostrils exactly?

01:11:37

Because I'm looking at his face.

01:11:39

I don't know where they are.

01:11:41

Uh,

01:11:43

they're,

01:11:43

they're in his face.

01:11:45

Okay.

01:11:45

So he's just got two fingers placed somewhere in his face.

01:11:48

Just,

01:11:48

yes.

01:11:49

Yes.

01:11:50

Like,

01:11:50

in his,

01:11:51

in his nose area.

01:11:52

Have you seen his nose area?

01:11:54

It's a fucking butt.

01:11:56

Yeah,

01:11:57

he's picking his butt face.

01:11:59

His butt nose.

01:12:00

All right.

01:12:00

He's got two fingers in his butt nose.

01:12:02

All right.

01:12:03

Yeah,

01:12:03

he's,

01:12:04

he's really,

01:12:04

he's really getting in there,

01:12:06

like,

01:12:06

finger blasting his,

01:12:07

his butt face.

01:12:09

That's so gross.

01:12:10

All right.

01:12:11

This guy does not think of the big picture.

01:12:13

He gave us a three night.

01:12:16

That's what I was trying to get.

01:12:17

I know.

01:12:19

Uh,

01:12:20

Mac,

01:12:22

do you have any issue if we have,

01:12:23

if we have to kill him to keep our secrets safe?

01:12:25

You really think he's going to,

01:12:27

he's going to turn on us?

01:12:28

Yes,

01:12:29

absolutely.

01:12:29

A hundred percent.

01:12:30

Okay.

01:12:32

So you good with us killing him,

01:12:34

Mac?

01:12:35

I guess.

01:12:36

As long as,

01:12:37

you know,

01:12:37

you guys are certain,

01:12:38

because I don't want to be killing nobody with,

01:12:41

uh,

01:12:41

with up due cause.

01:12:42

He's a drug dealer.

01:12:43

He's a drug dealer.

01:12:44

He's ruined,

01:12:45

he's ruined thousands of lives.

01:12:47

You know what?

01:12:49

I,

01:12:49

you know,

01:12:50

I killed a drug dealer before and you guys gave me so much shit for ages about that.

01:12:54

I never gave you any shit.

01:12:56

I gave you shit about it.

01:12:58

says God.

01:12:59

You guys are the God that I believe in.

01:13:02

I believe in a,

01:13:06

a tan mustachioed God.

01:13:08

I,

01:13:09

I never gave you shit for killing the drug dealer.

01:13:12

I was quite proud of you.

01:13:13

In fact.

01:13:13

Okay.

01:13:15

So you're,

01:13:17

you're,

01:13:17

you're with us on this Mac.

01:13:19

I don't know.

01:13:21

All right.

01:13:21

Well,

01:13:22

you don't have a choice.

01:13:22

I start walking up to star bass.

01:13:25

That's not a no.

01:13:26

It's not a no.

01:13:28

No,

01:13:29

no.

01:13:29

I don't know.

01:13:29

I start walking up to star bass.

01:13:32

I get very close to him.

01:13:34

And I just put my gun into his butt face.

01:13:40

Whoa.

01:13:47

And I go,

01:13:48

you come from California.

01:13:49

It's based California.

01:13:50

No,

01:13:51

it's California is adjacent to Texas.

01:13:54

Yeah.

01:13:55

It's not.

01:13:55

Wow.

01:13:57

It's you.

01:13:57

You knew it.

01:13:59

Whoa.

01:14:02

And I pull the trigger.

01:14:03

Oh my God.

01:14:07

I mean,

01:14:09

you're going to,

01:14:10

you're still going to have to roll initiative on that.

01:14:11

Even though it's a surprise,

01:14:15

it's a surprise attack.

01:14:16

You're not allowed to just attack people in this universe.

01:14:19

No,

01:14:20

no,

01:14:20

you can't just attack.

01:14:23

You can.

01:14:24

You'll get retaliation from people.

01:14:26

Yes.

01:14:26

Well,

01:14:26

the thing is,

01:14:27

is that we need to determine whether or not he beats him at the draw.

01:14:32

Even though he was picking his nose and not paying attention at all.

01:14:36

No,

01:14:37

you like walk straight into his face.

01:14:39

Like you guys were away far enough where he couldn't hear you talking.

01:14:42

Then you walked towards him.

01:14:44

He doesn't think Sarn,

01:14:45

he doesn't think Sarn knows him.

01:14:46

It's going to put a gun in his face.

01:14:48

He's a drug.

01:14:49

He's a drug dealer.

01:14:50

Okay.

01:14:51

So he's on guard all the time.

01:14:52

I got you.

01:14:53

Fair enough.

01:14:54

And so,

01:14:55

can you start the,

01:14:57

yeah.

01:14:58

So the encounter I've got started over here.

01:15:01

It's,

01:15:03

it's gotta be cool.

01:15:04

Cause I know it's coming,

01:15:05

right?

01:15:05

You are cool.

01:15:08

Um,

01:15:09

star bass is vigilance.

01:15:11

That is really bad.

01:15:12

Yeah.

01:15:13

0.01.

01:15:14

That's about as bad as it gets.

01:15:15

That is as bad as it gets.

01:15:18

I guess we don't really know if there's a lower one.

01:15:20

0.01.

01:15:24

Well,

01:15:24

I'm not able to roll this.

01:15:26

Why don't I did not,

01:15:28

I didn't put you in there yet.

01:15:29

Oh,

01:15:30

fuck.

01:15:30

You guys really will need to save me.

01:15:33

I wish this warehouse had a first aid kit.

01:15:36

Um,

01:15:39

yeah,

01:15:41

I feel,

01:15:42

I,

01:15:42

I,

01:15:43

uh,

01:15:49

well,

01:15:49

I guess I can hold the thugs here.

01:15:51

So there are vigilance.

01:15:54

Wait,

01:15:59

I have a passive quick strike though.

01:16:01

Uh,

01:16:03

what does it do?

01:16:05

It says add boost per rank of quick strike to combat checks against targets.

01:16:10

Oh,

01:16:11

they have not combat checks,

01:16:13

not initiative.

01:16:13

Got it.

01:16:15

Oh,

01:16:15

wait,

01:16:15

are our fun wax fighting too?

01:16:16

Um,

01:16:18

they're in there.

01:16:18

They're not fighting yet.

01:16:20

I imagine I will roll on them.

01:16:22

I guess,

01:16:26

I guess what happens here then is since Mac and RX rolled higher,

01:16:32

it would have to be.

01:16:37

Oh,

01:16:37

it's the highest.

01:16:39

Yeah,

01:16:41

this is confusing.

01:16:42

It's cool.

01:16:43

Um,

01:16:45

I'm just going to remove them for now.

01:16:47

No,

01:16:49

it's,

01:16:49

it's not.

01:16:50

All right.

01:16:51

So it's a PC slot.

01:16:53

You got two PC slots.

01:16:55

Before you get to,

01:16:59

before you get to NP,

01:17:00

until you get to an NPC slot.

01:17:02

so it can be.

01:17:05

Sarn.

01:17:06

Or it can be Mac or NRX.

01:17:08

I think it's a good idea to give it to me.

01:17:12

Yeah.

01:17:17

I mean,

01:17:17

I'm pretty good with my rifle now though.

01:17:19

Mac,

01:17:25

are you going to give him your slot?

01:17:26

Yeah,

01:17:26

there you go.

01:17:27

Hmm?

01:17:28

Are you going to give him your slot or no?

01:17:30

Yeah,

01:17:31

you can give him my slot.

01:17:32

It's fine.

01:17:32

All right,

01:17:34

well,

01:17:34

there you go.

01:17:34

You're going to go first then.

01:17:35

All right.

01:17:36

I don't think,

01:17:38

narratively,

01:17:39

I don't think it's right that I shoot first.

01:17:41

I don't think I want to.

01:17:43

Fair enough.

01:17:45

and that makes,

01:17:45

that makes sense.

01:17:46

That's a part of the game.

01:17:47

If you trade with Sarn,

01:17:49

then you're,

01:17:49

you're shooting after they shoot.

01:17:50

So there you go.

01:17:51

Yeah.

01:17:53

I love shooting defensively.

01:17:55

Yes.

01:17:56

So then I do the quick strike.

01:17:59

Uh,

01:18:00

talent,

01:18:02

which gives me a boost.

01:18:05

for the first,

01:18:06

the first one,

01:18:07

right?

01:18:07

Huh?

01:18:09

Like your first shot against someone who hasn't gone yet.

01:18:12

That's when you get a boost,

01:18:14

right?

01:18:14

Oh yeah.

01:18:16

Unless if I shoot against,

01:18:17

so yeah.

01:18:17

Yeah.

01:18:18

Basically.

01:18:19

You could also aim,

01:18:21

you could,

01:18:21

to get another boost and you could also flip a light side point to do bonus damage.

01:18:25

Well,

01:18:27

I want to see what happens afterwards.

01:18:29

Cause I think that's what it says.

01:18:31

After making a successful attack,

01:18:34

I could add.

01:18:35

You should at least aim.

01:18:36

You should at least aim for another boost.

01:18:38

I get the aim,

01:18:39

then that.

01:18:41

So that's already too strain.

01:18:42

I'm pretty high on strain.

01:18:44

Okay.

01:18:45

Nevermind.

01:18:45

I got nine.

01:18:46

I didn't realize the quick thing was the quick thing was a maneuver.

01:18:49

Is it?

01:18:51

I don't know.

01:18:51

Um,

01:18:54

I think,

01:18:55

I think it would say,

01:18:56

it would say if it's a maneuver.

01:18:57

It's passive.

01:19:00

It's passive.

01:19:02

So that's not a maneuver.

01:19:03

You just automatically do it then.

01:19:04

Okay.

01:19:04

Well then I,

01:19:05

I aim,

01:19:06

and quick strike.

01:19:08

Shit.

01:19:09

Does it have a page number on there?

01:19:15

For what?

01:19:17

Quick strike.

01:19:18

For what?

01:19:20

Quick strike.

01:19:21

It sounds like it's just,

01:19:22

it's just a passive abilities for when he fights,

01:19:24

when he shoots someone who hasn't shot yet.

01:19:26

He gets a boost.

01:19:27

You may draw our hostal and easy.

01:19:29

Oh.

01:19:29

As an incidental.

01:19:31

Yeah.

01:19:33

Well,

01:19:35

you would have to draw.

01:19:36

We haven't really been doing that.

01:19:38

Once.

01:19:39

I also have.

01:19:42

Draw.

01:19:43

Yeah.

01:19:44

I think we should have been doing that.

01:19:45

That it should be a maneuver to draw and then shoot.

01:19:49

But in this case,

01:19:50

you,

01:19:52

you just don't.

01:19:53

An incidental also means that it doesn't count as a maneuver,

01:19:55

right?

01:19:56

Exactly.

01:19:56

But,

01:19:57

but we weren't playing it that it wasn't,

01:19:59

that it was an action before.

01:20:01

You know what I'm saying?

01:20:03

So he gets.

01:20:04

I think we did have our guns out,

01:20:06

but yes,

01:20:06

I agree.

01:20:07

Yeah.

01:20:07

Yeah.

01:20:07

In this case,

01:20:08

had he not had quick draw and I had thought about it,

01:20:11

he should have to take an action to unholster.

01:20:14

Yeah.

01:20:15

Unholster the gun.

01:20:15

And then shoot.

01:20:17

So you wouldn't be able to get to aim and fire.

01:20:19

You could for a,

01:20:21

for a straight.

01:20:22

Yeah.

01:20:24

Yeah.

01:20:25

Okay.

01:20:26

Well,

01:20:26

anyway,

01:20:27

anyway,

01:20:28

you get,

01:20:28

you have quick draw and I guess you get to aim.

01:20:33

Yeah.

01:20:34

So it's a,

01:20:38

it's a boost at short range,

01:20:41

I guess.

01:20:41

I mean,

01:20:43

yeah.

01:20:44

So I got two boosts plus my weapon,

01:20:47

right?

01:20:48

Yes.

01:20:49

Plus.

01:20:54

Whoa.

01:20:55

Why two,

01:20:55

why two boosts?

01:20:56

One for aiming,

01:20:58

one for his passive.

01:20:59

For aiming and one for my passive quick strike.

01:21:02

Oh,

01:21:02

oh,

01:21:02

quick strike gives you a boost.

01:21:04

Okay.

01:21:04

Yeah.

01:21:06

It's only one difficulty because we're close.

01:21:09

Okay.

01:21:10

Can,

01:21:11

uh,

01:21:12

can,

01:21:13

uh,

01:21:13

that sounds right.

01:21:14

Yeah.

01:21:15

I get 12 damage.

01:21:23

Uh,

01:21:24

you know what?

01:21:25

I'm going to flip the light side point for six or for four more damage.

01:21:28

And,

01:21:30

and that's from your new,

01:21:32

that's from my new targeted.

01:21:34

So targeted blow gives you four more damage with the light side point.

01:21:42

Yeah.

01:21:43

It makes that one point to add damage equal to agility to one hit.

01:21:47

Okay.

01:21:51

So that's 16 total.

01:21:53

So 16.

01:21:56

So 16.

01:21:57

Yeah.

01:22:01

Plus four advantages.

01:22:04

Crit.

01:22:06

So that's a crit.

01:22:08

Okay.

01:22:08

Yeah.

01:22:09

Okay.

01:22:10

So,

01:22:10

well,

01:22:11

I think he's going to,

01:22:12

I hope he's going to be dead,

01:22:13

but I don't know.

01:22:14

Yeah.

01:22:14

You,

01:22:15

you,

01:22:15

you,

01:22:15

you,

01:22:15

you blast him pretty dead.

01:22:17

Uh,

01:22:21

can I use my advantages that his brain matters?

01:22:24

Shit.

01:22:25

Just explodes and gets into the eyes of the other.

01:22:28

How do I make him dead?

01:22:30

Remember that is following him around.

01:22:34

No,

01:22:34

no,

01:22:36

no,

01:22:37

why not?

01:22:38

I just allow.

01:22:39

Tony's so,

01:22:40

Tony's so mad that you just,

01:22:43

you just wasted that guy in one shot.

01:22:46

Yeah.

01:22:46

Um,

01:22:47

I don't,

01:22:49

I don't,

01:22:49

I don't,

01:22:50

I was trying to figure out how to make that,

01:22:51

make him dead.

01:22:52

Put a ghost over his face.

01:22:55

Oh,

01:22:56

here,

01:22:56

there we go.

01:22:57

Starbass.

01:22:57

Dead.

01:22:58

All right.

01:22:59

Um,

01:23:02

yeah.

01:23:05

Okay,

01:23:05

fine.

01:23:05

Then it would,

01:23:06

it would,

01:23:07

add a setback to their,

01:23:08

their next turn.

01:23:09

Can I pee now?

01:23:11

I guess.

01:23:13

I don't,

01:23:13

I don't know.

01:23:14

Oh,

01:23:14

sorry.

01:23:14

Hold on.

01:23:14

Can I pee now?

01:23:17

Yeah.

01:23:17

Can you?

01:23:18

All right.

01:23:20

All right.

01:23:22

So you guys,

01:23:23

you guys killed,

01:23:24

you killed Starbass.

01:23:25

That was easy.

01:23:27

Hey.

01:23:29

We kicked his ass.

01:23:31

Starbass.

01:23:32

Um,

01:23:36

okay.

01:23:36

Okay.

01:23:36

Well,

01:23:37

I guess I'll,

01:23:37

uh,

01:23:38

so it's an,

01:23:40

it's another PC slot.

01:23:41

I'm guessing.

01:23:42

All right.

01:23:42

You're going to take it.

01:23:43

Yeah,

01:23:44

I will draw.

01:23:45

And,

01:23:48

um,

01:23:49

what range am I at?

01:23:52

Tiger,

01:23:52

are we all close?

01:23:54

No,

01:23:54

no,

01:23:55

you guys are at medium.

01:23:56

Sorry,

01:23:57

walked up to Starbass.

01:23:59

Right,

01:23:59

right,

01:23:59

right,

01:24:00

right,

01:24:00

right.

01:24:00

Um,

01:24:01

let's see.

01:24:02

I have,

01:24:04

I have three strain,

01:24:06

right?

01:24:06

Right now.

01:24:07

Yes,

01:24:08

I believe.

01:24:08

All right.

01:24:11

Um,

01:24:11

yeah,

01:24:13

you have three strain.

01:24:15

Okay.

01:24:15

I will.

01:24:18

Are they a,

01:24:25

uh,

01:24:25

are they a minion group?

01:24:26

Are they separate minions?

01:24:27

They're separate.

01:24:30

So there are three of them and they do actually go in that order then?

01:24:32

Yeah.

01:24:33

Okay,

01:24:34

what did I miss?

01:24:35

Nothing.

01:24:35

I'm just making decisions on what I should do.

01:24:37

Um,

01:24:38

all right,

01:24:40

I,

01:24:41

um,

01:24:41

as I,

01:24:43

all right,

01:24:43

I'll take a strain to walk forward into close range as I unholster my weapon.

01:24:47

So,

01:24:48

and I kind of expected this,

01:24:50

so I'm just,

01:24:51

sorry,

01:24:51

I'm one upshot.

01:24:52

I'm,

01:24:52

I just pulled my rifle.

01:24:53

I guess I have it on my back because it's a rifle.

01:24:55

So I pull it out as I'm walking forward into close range.

01:24:59

Um,

01:25:00

for a strain and I won't try to aim because that's two actions already or two maneuvers already.

01:25:05

And I will fire at,

01:25:08

um,

01:25:09

the,

01:25:10

one of the thugs.

01:25:12

It doesn't,

01:25:12

they also do right next to each other.

01:25:14

So.

01:25:14

Yeah.

01:25:15

Yeah.

01:25:15

They're all pretty close.

01:25:16

Um,

01:25:18

all right.

01:25:18

So you're at,

01:25:19

you're at close.

01:25:20

Uh,

01:25:22

yeah,

01:25:22

I should be at close now.

01:25:23

Blaster rifle,

01:25:25

close range.

01:25:26

That should be one difficulty.

01:25:28

I have two yellows,

01:25:29

no boosts.

01:25:30

I should.

01:25:31

Uh,

01:25:34

11 damage.

01:25:35

No critical.

01:25:38

Okay.

01:25:40

And so you do 11 damage to one of these thugs.

01:25:48

Um,

01:25:51

so that would kill him.

01:25:55

Um,

01:25:55

all right.

01:26:03

All right.

01:26:03

All right.

01:26:09

Then.

01:26:12

So now it's the aqualish.

01:26:15

One of these other ones,

01:26:17

their,

01:26:17

their turn.

01:26:18

Uh,

01:26:19

yeah.

01:26:21

Yeah.

01:26:21

Yeah.

01:26:21

Yeah.

01:26:22

And then Mac,

01:26:23

right?

01:26:23

Cause we switched.

01:26:24

Yes.

01:26:25

Right.

01:26:26

Right.

01:26:27

Um,

01:26:29

so they have a blaster pistol shooting at Sarn,

01:26:35

who is at close.

01:26:36

So that would be one.

01:26:41

Check succeeded doing eight damage at Sarn.

01:26:54

So a soak of four.

01:26:57

Right.

01:26:58

So it would be four.

01:26:59

Four damage.

01:27:00

Wait,

01:27:01

seven.

01:27:02

Didn't I get another soak though?

01:27:03

I,

01:27:07

yeah,

01:27:08

I think I added it already.

01:27:10

I think it's five.

01:27:11

So.

01:27:12

Cause it was four before.

01:27:14

I guess,

01:27:19

I don't know.

01:27:19

I have it at four.

01:27:20

I,

01:27:21

I,

01:27:21

well,

01:27:22

it was four.

01:27:23

Then I bought that extra pet or traded my blaster carbine for the extra padded

01:27:28

armor.

01:27:29

And that added one more soap.

01:27:31

Okay.

01:27:33

So I think it's five now.

01:27:37

All right.

01:27:37

So you have five.

01:27:39

So then you're at three.

01:27:41

Yeah.

01:27:43

So you're at six wound threshold then.

01:27:46

Six wound.

01:27:47

Yeah.

01:27:47

Um,

01:27:51

all right.

01:27:56

The other Aqualish finds some cover behind,

01:28:00

um,

01:28:01

a crate.

01:28:02

And shoots at,

01:28:06

Sarn.

01:28:07

Uh,

01:28:11

let's see.

01:28:11

Weapons.

01:28:13

Um,

01:28:16

it's that close.

01:28:18

So.

01:28:23

I got three.

01:28:24

Another three damage.

01:28:31

So you're at nine.

01:28:32

Oh,

01:28:32

you changed it already.

01:28:33

Okay.

01:28:33

Yeah.

01:28:35

All right.

01:28:37

Uh,

01:28:38

then coming up on Mac.

01:28:39

All right.

01:28:41

Um,

01:28:42

we're in a warehouse,

01:28:44

right?

01:28:44

Yeah.

01:28:45

Can I shoot like a,

01:28:47

like the thing where they're,

01:28:48

see where they're standing.

01:28:49

can I shoot up there and like,

01:28:50

knock down like something to fall on the guy?

01:28:52

Yes.

01:28:55

I don't,

01:28:56

I don't know what the damage is going to be from that.

01:28:58

Um,

01:29:00

yeah,

01:29:00

you can shoot,

01:29:01

shoot at something up there.

01:29:02

All right.

01:29:03

Should I just roll like a normal attack?

01:29:08

Yeah.

01:29:08

I mean,

01:29:09

it's going to be,

01:29:09

let's say it's,

01:29:11

um,

01:29:12

it's going to be average,

01:29:15

but one of the,

01:29:17

one of the difficulties is red.

01:29:19

So one challenge.

01:29:21

Yeah,

01:29:23

that's right.

01:29:23

One challenge.

01:29:24

Did you already change the,

01:29:26

uh,

01:29:26

my,

01:29:26

my rank on that?

01:29:27

Yeah.

01:29:28

Awesome.

01:29:29

All right.

01:29:30

Let's try it.

01:29:31

I don't care.

01:29:31

All right.

01:29:37

So that's seven damage.

01:29:40

So,

01:29:41

um,

01:29:43

let's say,

01:29:46

what did you add that,

01:29:49

that setback dice to their attacks?

01:29:52

Uh,

01:29:54

no,

01:29:54

I don't think so.

01:29:55

I forgot about those.

01:29:56

Um,

01:30:00

so just let it pass,

01:30:02

I guess.

01:30:02

Sorry.

01:30:03

I forgot.

01:30:03

Okay.

01:30:04

Um,

01:30:06

now.

01:30:10

Okay.

01:30:11

So,

01:30:11

so what,

01:30:12

so what happens?

01:30:13

You're successful in shooting at something.

01:30:15

Okay.

01:30:16

I shoot the can,

01:30:17

I shoot the canister and it just falls on one of them,

01:30:20

on one of them.

01:30:21

Um,

01:30:21

okay.

01:30:23

Uh,

01:30:23

it explodes and it causes dust.

01:30:26

And that's what my advantages are.

01:30:28

Is that it kind of like maybe helps block view for shooting or kind of like covers them in smoke.

01:30:35

Would that be believable?

01:30:36

Yeah.

01:30:37

Yeah,

01:30:38

for sure.

01:30:38

It's kind of like it just gets dust in the air from shooting.

01:30:43

Okay.

01:30:44

Oh,

01:30:46

Brian's pissed about it.

01:30:47

And since I got my goggles on.

01:30:50

Just kidding with you,

01:30:50

bud.

01:30:52

The dust doesn't affect me.

01:30:54

Okay.

01:30:55

Well,

01:30:56

it doesn't get in your eyes.

01:30:57

Yeah.

01:30:58

But you're wearing the goggles,

01:30:59

right?

01:30:59

Yeah.

01:31:00

All right.

01:31:04

So one fell on one.

01:31:06

Does it,

01:31:06

did it kill him or does it just knock them?

01:31:08

Does it incapacitate them?

01:31:11

Um,

01:31:11

yeah,

01:31:13

let's say it,

01:31:14

it,

01:31:15

it's pinned down one of them.

01:31:17

So there's,

01:31:20

they're stuck underneath it.

01:31:21

So he's not,

01:31:22

no,

01:31:23

just,

01:31:23

just,

01:31:23

just the one.

01:31:24

He's on his,

01:31:27

he's on his back and he's pinned by,

01:31:30

um,

01:31:31

a part of like some,

01:31:33

some of the structure that you had shut down.

01:31:35

All right.

01:31:36

Do you guys want me to go next or do you want Mac to go again?

01:31:40

You can go again.

01:31:41

Okay.

01:31:43

I should go on.

01:31:45

It's not pinned down.

01:31:46

Okay.

01:31:47

So you're still at close range then?

01:31:51

Yeah.

01:31:52

I guess I'll aim too.

01:31:53

Cause when.

01:31:54

Okay.

01:31:56

13.

01:32:04

Yeah.

01:32:06

He's dead.

01:32:07

Yeah.

01:32:07

So he's dead.

01:32:08

I don't even know what to use my advantages on.

01:32:14

The other guy,

01:32:17

the,

01:32:18

the other one is so horrified as to his buddies,

01:32:23

just blown apart body that he can't really focus on his next shot.

01:32:29

Okay.

01:32:31

I don't think he's going to be shooting at much of us anyway.

01:32:34

He's buried under a bunch of metal.

01:32:35

Cause you can fail on your shot.

01:32:37

He's buried under a bunch of metal.

01:32:40

I don't think he's going to be shooting us either way.

01:32:42

Well,

01:32:44

let's find out.

01:32:45

Um,

01:32:47

um,

01:32:51

um,

01:32:51

so now it's,

01:32:55

it's,

01:32:55

it's another PC slot.

01:32:57

Yeah.

01:32:58

Mine.

01:32:58

Um,

01:32:59

I mean,

01:33:01

it could be,

01:33:01

what's the,

01:33:02

what's the,

01:33:02

so I'm looking at the guy.

01:33:04

What's his situation right now?

01:33:05

Is he still holding his gun?

01:33:06

Is he,

01:33:07

yeah,

01:33:07

he's still got,

01:33:07

he's still got his gun.

01:33:08

He's laying on his back.

01:33:09

I mean,

01:33:10

you guys are within short range.

01:33:11

Does he have an angle?

01:33:12

Does he have an angle on us?

01:33:14

Um,

01:33:15

he would be shooting.

01:33:16

He would be shooting over his head behind him.

01:33:20

So he has an angle.

01:33:21

He can reach and shoot at you.

01:33:23

He would be set back for sure.

01:33:25

Um,

01:33:29

all right.

01:33:30

Well,

01:33:31

I say to him,

01:33:32

throw down your weapon or be destroyed.

01:33:35

Um,

01:33:37

he yells back at you in some language you don't understand.

01:33:40

Wait,

01:33:41

what me?

01:33:41

I know.

01:33:42

I definitely know that language.

01:33:44

Um,

01:33:45

yes,

01:33:46

but it's a weird,

01:33:47

like hillbilly dialect.

01:33:48

Uh,

01:33:49

Rex,

01:33:50

so you get that.

01:33:51

I mean,

01:33:52

you notice from what he's saying,

01:33:53

it's,

01:33:54

it's,

01:33:54

it's not,

01:33:56

it's not,

01:33:56

yes,

01:33:57

that he doesn't want to surrender his,

01:34:00

uh,

01:34:00

surrender his life.

01:34:01

All right.

01:34:02

Well then I just shoot him,

01:34:03

I guess.

01:34:03

Okay.

01:34:04

Uh,

01:34:05

I'm going to flip a dark side point and say that your,

01:34:09

um,

01:34:09

your blaster is jammed.

01:34:12

That seems like a lot for a dark side point,

01:34:16

but okay.

01:34:17

Uh,

01:34:19

it's,

01:34:19

it's an example I've heard before.

01:34:21

Uh,

01:34:22

all right.

01:34:24

Well,

01:34:24

uh,

01:34:25

stupid thing.

01:34:26

All right.

01:34:27

Um,

01:34:29

calm down.

01:34:30

So at close range,

01:34:33

he's,

01:34:33

he's going to shoot.

01:34:34

He's going to have two setback dice on it.

01:34:38

Um,

01:34:39

towards,

01:34:40

towards Sarn and RX.

01:34:42

Well,

01:34:42

Sarn,

01:34:42

I'll say,

01:34:43

um,

01:34:44

close.

01:34:45

Yeah,

01:34:49

you guys are close.

01:34:50

Like he would never hit Mac,

01:34:51

but you guys are within close range.

01:34:53

And it's two setbacks.

01:34:56

Can we flip,

01:34:57

can we flip the light side point and say his,

01:34:58

his guns jammed?

01:35:00

His,

01:35:01

his failed.

01:35:01

His failed.

01:35:02

No,

01:35:04

you cannot.

01:35:04

Um,

01:35:08

so he failed.

01:35:09

And then that brings up Mac Mac.

01:35:13

All right.

01:35:15

There's one left.

01:35:16

And there's one left.

01:35:17

All right.

01:35:18

So I hide.

01:35:24

John,

01:35:24

by next turn,

01:35:25

I'm going to give it to Mac so he can hide even farther.

01:35:27

No,

01:35:28

he has to go at least once in the turn.

01:35:30

Uh,

01:35:31

so I maneuver and I'm hiding behind a,

01:35:34

uh,

01:35:35

behind a thing.

01:35:36

And then I,

01:35:36

and I,

01:35:37

then I shoot.

01:35:37

All right.

01:35:38

Um,

01:35:39

so it's,

01:35:40

it's too difficult because you're still at medium range.

01:35:42

All right.

01:35:43

Anything else?

01:35:44

No.

01:35:45

I missed.

01:35:48

Fuck.

01:35:50

He was sitting there like a fish in a barrel.

01:35:53

Yeah.

01:35:56

I don't know why you need to get covered.

01:35:57

That guy can't hit shit right now.

01:35:59

He can't hit the front side of a barn.

01:36:00

Well,

01:36:02

you know,

01:36:02

I couldn't hit Saren.

01:36:03

Just knowing me,

01:36:05

I'm as big as a barn.

01:36:06

Well,

01:36:07

he's also,

01:36:08

you're sorry.

01:36:09

He's going to keep shooting Saren as long as he keeps shooting.

01:36:11

Yeah,

01:36:12

but it's my turn next.

01:36:13

Yeah,

01:36:13

it is.

01:36:14

I'm just going to shoot him in the face.

01:36:17

Um,

01:36:18

it's,

01:36:20

I mean,

01:36:20

it's still a shot.

01:36:21

I mean,

01:36:21

you still have to make the shot.

01:36:22

It's easy,

01:36:23

but it's still a shot.

01:36:24

Who,

01:36:31

me?

01:36:31

No.

01:36:32

I was confused.

01:36:34

Um,

01:36:34

he is dead.

01:36:36

Yeah,

01:36:37

you,

01:36:38

you shot him as he laid pinned and,

01:36:41

um,

01:36:42

killed him.

01:36:43

So,

01:36:45

I feel like that was a really cool moment I missed out on.

01:36:48

Uh,

01:36:49

no,

01:36:50

on what?

01:36:50

Saying something before he,

01:36:53

I shot him.

01:36:54

You can still,

01:36:55

you can still fill it in.

01:36:56

Okay.

01:36:56

I walk up to him.

01:36:58

I go,

01:36:58

I go,

01:36:59

well,

01:36:59

cause I'm already close,

01:37:00

right?

01:37:00

Yeah.

01:37:01

Yeah.

01:37:01

Yeah.

01:37:01

Yeah.

01:37:02

Yeah.

01:37:02

You're very close.

01:37:02

I'm going,

01:37:03

do you feel lucky punk?

01:37:05

That my gun won't jam.

01:37:12

Uh,

01:37:12

and he speaks back at you angrily in a hillbilly accent of a language you don't understand.

01:37:18

And then I pull the trigger before he finishes the sentence.

01:37:20

Okay.

01:37:22

Uh,

01:37:22

and he's turned to mist.

01:37:24

Blood mist.

01:37:26

Space mist.

01:37:27

Space mist.

01:37:29

It's a laser.

01:37:30

It's probably instantly cauterized.

01:37:32

It's probably much more like ash.

01:37:33

Yeah.

01:37:36

I mean,

01:37:36

I feel like you guys have missed,

01:37:38

mystified people before.

01:37:40

Mostly just heads.

01:37:42

Ashified.

01:37:44

Ashified.

01:37:45

Yeah.

01:37:46

Okay.

01:37:46

Can I go through,

01:37:47

um,

01:37:48

star,

01:37:49

star basses,

01:37:51

uh,

01:37:51

pockets?

01:37:52

Yeah.

01:37:55

I go through star basses pockets.

01:37:57

Uh huh.

01:37:59

And I go,

01:38:01

I go check on the siblings to see if they're harmed.

01:38:06

Um,

01:38:08

they seem mostly unharmed.

01:38:10

Um,

01:38:11

they were hiding as is the smuggler code.

01:38:13

Are you harmed?

01:38:16

Are you injured?

01:38:17

No.

01:38:19

You guys just started shooting him.

01:38:21

Yes.

01:38:22

This is the way.

01:38:24

This is the way.

01:38:25

Uh,

01:38:26

what's my difficulty by the way?

01:38:27

Uh,

01:38:28

let's say it's,

01:38:30

um,

01:38:30

average.

01:38:31

I mean,

01:38:31

he's dead though.

01:38:32

Yeah,

01:38:34

but.

01:38:34

Tony doesn't want to make things easy.

01:38:38

He thinks it's too easy for us.

01:38:40

I mean,

01:38:40

how much can you really fight back on at this point?

01:38:43

I mean,

01:38:44

you don't know of all his folds.

01:38:46

Fine.

01:38:47

I succeeded.

01:38:48

All right.

01:38:49

And,

01:38:50

and a threat.

01:38:51

Yeah.

01:38:52

All right.

01:38:52

Well,

01:38:52

you,

01:38:53

you found on his body,

01:38:54

um,

01:38:55

the other half of the tube he sold you.

01:38:57

Of real.

01:38:59

That's my threat.

01:39:00

No,

01:39:00

that's the,

01:39:01

what you found.

01:39:02

All right.

01:39:03

I'll,

01:39:03

I'll take it.

01:39:04

Um,

01:39:05

the threat is,

01:39:06

is that it's a weird color.

01:39:08

I mean,

01:39:08

it's a,

01:39:09

it's a slightly unusual color for real.

01:39:11

Okay.

01:39:11

But do I get my money back?

01:39:13

No.

01:39:14

He doesn't,

01:39:18

he doesn't just keep all his money on him.

01:39:20

I check his,

01:39:20

he's got to check his,

01:39:22

all right.

01:39:23

Probably.

01:39:24

You want to,

01:39:24

you want to roll another,

01:39:28

you want to roll another perception check on his,

01:39:30

on his face,

01:39:31

but,

01:39:31

his face,

01:39:32

but for my money.

01:39:33

And what's hard?

01:39:34

No,

01:39:35

not for your money.

01:39:36

Hard for your money.

01:39:39

Hard for your money.

01:39:42

Better face,

01:39:44

but for your money.

01:39:46

I failed.

01:39:47

Failed.

01:39:48

Okay.

01:39:48

And then two threats and you pull out and each one of your two fingers are the

01:39:53

biggest,

01:39:54

biggest boogers that you've ever seen in your life.

01:39:59

I'm pretty sure his face doesn't exist anymore,

01:40:01

but okay.

01:40:01

All right.

01:40:02

I guess it doesn't.

01:40:03

You did mystify his face.

01:40:05

Um,

01:40:06

then you couldn't have checked his butt face.

01:40:08

So that didn't happen.

01:40:10

Then you checked the button and you found two boogers.

01:40:13

Two boogers in his butt?

01:40:17

Yes.

01:40:18

Butt boogers.

01:40:19

All right.

01:40:21

I don't,

01:40:22

can I wipe it?

01:40:24

I'm one of the other guys' clothes.

01:40:26

Okay.

01:40:28

Does it come off?

01:40:31

Uh,

01:40:31

yeah.

01:40:32

Yeah.

01:40:32

Yeah.

01:40:32

The butt boogers come off on the other headless.

01:40:36

Aqualus.

01:40:37

Another headless corpse.

01:40:38

Another headless corpse.

01:40:39

You guys are,

01:40:40

you guys are in a warehouse with,

01:40:41

with four headless corpses.

01:40:43

Mm.

01:40:44

Mm.

01:40:45

No,

01:40:46

no,

01:40:46

no,

01:40:46

that's not true.

01:40:46

One of them was not headless.

01:40:47

Did one of them die from being crushed by stairs?

01:40:50

One of them.

01:40:50

No,

01:40:51

I just shot one.

01:40:51

I just shot one without blowing his head off.

01:40:55

Oh.

01:40:56

Um,

01:40:57

Okay.

01:40:57

Um,

01:40:58

there's at least one with a head.

01:41:00

Yeah.

01:41:01

All right.

01:41:01

Anyway.

01:41:02

Um,

01:41:02

all right.

01:41:03

So I was like,

01:41:04

all right,

01:41:04

well,

01:41:04

we need to get rid of these bodies.

01:41:05

Do we?

01:41:09

I think we just leave.

01:41:10

Well,

01:41:12

the crates are here.

01:41:14

Yeah,

01:41:15

toss them in the crates.

01:41:15

We'll get going.

01:41:16

Well,

01:41:17

we're going in the crates.

01:41:18

Oh.

01:41:19

He still doesn't get it.

01:41:21

The crates are like a Trojan horse.

01:41:29

What are we doing?

01:41:30

We're hiding in these crates,

01:41:34

and then they're going to take us into Jabba's palace.

01:41:36

Then why am I wearing a cloak?

01:41:39

Because you think it's fashionable.

01:41:40

Over your daughter.

01:41:42

Also,

01:41:43

you do have,

01:41:44

you do have a quite a bit of layers going on,

01:41:46

because you're wearing a cloak over a buster.

01:41:48

Over Dash Rendar's clothes.

01:41:51

I thought it was supposed to be a fucking,

01:41:53

I thought it was supposed to be a disguise.

01:41:55

What the hell?

01:41:55

Oh,

01:41:56

hey,

01:41:56

Mac,

01:41:57

or not Mac,

01:41:58

RX,

01:41:58

do you still have your ability to heal?

01:42:01

Or is that gone now?

01:42:02

I can't remember.

01:42:02

No,

01:42:03

I can heal.

01:42:03

Can you heal me before we jump in there a little bit?

01:42:06

I still have a medicine check,

01:42:08

I think.

01:42:08

Um,

01:42:09

yeah.

01:42:10

Okay.

01:42:11

Now that it's,

01:42:12

now that the action has died down.

01:42:14

I can do it like once per encounter,

01:42:16

I think,

01:42:17

something like that.

01:42:17

Uh,

01:42:18

once after an encounter,

01:42:20

I think.

01:42:21

Uh,

01:42:21

maybe,

01:42:22

I don't remember what it is,

01:42:23

but yes,

01:42:23

I think you can do one medicine check.

01:42:24

Are you,

01:42:24

are you more than half of your wounds?

01:42:25

Yes.

01:42:26

Uh,

01:42:27

so that's a heart,

01:42:28

I think.

01:42:28

Medical care is based on,

01:42:31

I got five left.

01:42:32

Sorry,

01:42:34

three left,

01:42:34

I got three left.

01:42:35

It's a heart check.

01:42:36

Current wounds equal more than half.

01:42:38

It's an average check.

01:42:40

Nevermind then,

01:42:41

nice.

01:42:41

And,

01:42:43

um,

01:42:44

oh,

01:42:44

I failed,

01:42:45

sorry,

01:42:45

bud.

01:42:45

Ugh.

01:42:47

Is there a threat?

01:42:48

Uh,

01:42:49

I got three,

01:42:50

I got three advantages.

01:42:51

Can I reduce one of his stresses?

01:42:52

Yes.

01:42:53

Okay.

01:42:54

An amount of strain equal to the number of advantages rolled.

01:42:58

Oh.

01:42:58

Oh,

01:42:59

nice.

01:42:59

Three strain,

01:43:01

yeah,

01:43:01

nice.

01:43:01

Oh,

01:43:02

great.

01:43:02

Uh,

01:43:05

okay,

01:43:05

could Mac,

01:43:06

Mac,

01:43:07

Mac does,

01:43:07

is hurt.

01:43:08

Um,

01:43:08

I'm going to attempt to heal Mac then.

01:43:09

All right,

01:43:12

go ahead.

01:43:12

I don't know how Mac,

01:43:13

I don't know Mac,

01:43:14

how Mac is hurt.

01:43:15

Uh,

01:43:16

also Mac,

01:43:17

no,

01:43:17

you don't not have more.

01:43:18

So that's like an easy medicine.

01:43:19

That's like an easy medicine check,

01:43:21

right,

01:43:21

tiger?

01:43:21

Yeah.

01:43:21

All right,

01:43:24

there you go.

01:43:24

Four successes and two advantages.

01:43:27

And let me just make sure,

01:43:28

but I think it's.

01:43:30

Either or.

01:43:32

Difficulty.

01:43:32

Character may receive one medicine check each counter.

01:43:39

Based on a successful check,

01:43:42

the target recovers a number of wounds equal to the number of successes.

01:43:46

So you gain four.

01:43:47

Which would be back up to,

01:43:54

or down to,

01:43:54

you have one wound then.

01:43:56

Hey,

01:43:57

do you still have that droid kit,

01:43:58

Siren?

01:43:59

No,

01:44:00

I gave it to the.

01:44:01

Yeah,

01:44:02

you did give it to that little guy.

01:44:03

All right,

01:44:03

nevermind.

01:44:04

For your carapace.

01:44:06

I do have.

01:44:07

Yeah.

01:44:08

I do have a.

01:44:09

Um,

01:44:10

a stim pack.

01:44:11

I want to use though.

01:44:12

A stimmy?

01:44:13

Stimmy.

01:44:13

Yeah.

01:44:14

Stimmy.

01:44:14

I'm at five then.

01:44:16

Hey tiger,

01:44:20

can I try a makeshift repair with a B five parts to repair?

01:44:24

I don't know.

01:44:25

One wound.

01:44:25

Uh,

01:44:27

let me see what.

01:44:29

Cause there was something in here about.

01:44:33

Is there like a MacGyver?

01:44:34

Is there like a MacGyver rule?

01:44:35

Well,

01:44:36

like he's already done before.

01:44:37

Yes,

01:44:39

but I wanted to change how you did it from before.

01:44:40

Yeah.

01:44:41

Tiger already said that he wanted to do it differently next time.

01:44:44

So.

01:44:46

I feel like the way we should do it is,

01:44:51

is if to do a medicine.

01:44:54

Cause I think a medicine check even.

01:44:56

No,

01:44:56

no,

01:44:56

no.

01:44:56

It's mechanics check on,

01:44:58

on a droid.

01:45:00

As if it were like medical care.

01:45:02

I was taking it as even,

01:45:05

I was going to go even simpler than that because I think that would allow me

01:45:08

technically if I roll well to heal more.

01:45:10

I was just saying like,

01:45:11

if it's,

01:45:12

if it's any amount of successes,

01:45:14

it's one wound.

01:45:14

And if it's nothing,

01:45:15

it's not.

01:45:16

Well,

01:45:17

no,

01:45:18

no,

01:45:19

no,

01:45:19

no,

01:45:19

no.

01:45:19

Because it increases if you're doing it on yourself.

01:45:22

Yeah.

01:45:23

Then it increases the difficulty of the,

01:45:26

of the check by two.

01:45:27

Okay.

01:45:28

So it's for difficulty.

01:45:30

No,

01:45:31

it would,

01:45:32

it would sense your,

01:45:33

are you more than half?

01:45:35

Oh,

01:45:36

I close.

01:45:37

I'm at half.

01:45:39

You're at half.

01:45:40

Okay.

01:45:41

Equal half or less.

01:45:43

So yeah,

01:45:43

it would be easy.

01:45:44

Plus two would be hard.

01:45:46

And you can have a boost for having the droid parts.

01:45:52

Wait,

01:45:53

what droid parts?

01:45:53

Oh,

01:45:54

the B2 droids?

01:45:55

The B5 droids.

01:45:56

Yeah.

01:45:57

Okay.

01:45:57

Um,

01:45:59

so they're unused.

01:46:00

They're unusable though.

01:46:01

Like,

01:46:03

it's just like armor paneling to patch a hole.

01:46:05

I'm not like trying to replace.

01:46:07

All right,

01:46:07

then you can have a boost then.

01:46:09

I can do it all without a boost.

01:46:12

Okay.

01:46:12

One success.

01:46:13

That's all.

01:46:14

All right.

01:46:14

So that would be two strain and,

01:46:16

and one,

01:46:18

um,

01:46:20

one health.

01:46:23

Yeah.

01:46:24

One wound.

01:46:24

Cool.

01:46:28

So I'm down to two strain and five health.

01:46:30

Yeah.

01:46:33

We're counting down,

01:46:34

right?

01:46:34

Zero is better.

01:46:34

Right.

01:46:36

Exactly.

01:46:36

Um,

01:46:40

well,

01:46:40

without,

01:46:40

without all said,

01:46:41

um,

01:46:42

I do need to wrap it up today.

01:46:43

Yeah,

01:46:43

no,

01:46:44

I think we're done for today.

01:46:44

Okay.

01:46:45

Cool.

01:46:46

Did you guys see my,

01:46:47

my Emperor Palpatine?

01:46:48

Oh,

01:46:49

that's dope,

01:46:50

dude.

01:46:50

Turn it on.

01:46:51

It's cool.

01:46:52

Dope.

01:46:55

Well,

01:46:55

don't touch it when you turn it on.

01:46:56

It's going to cut your head off.

01:46:57

Hey,

01:46:58

hey,

01:46:59

Oh,

01:46:59

it changes colors.

01:46:59

You guys see for when he's good.

01:47:02

For when he's deflecting lightning from.

01:47:05

Oh.

01:47:06

Have you guys seen,

01:47:08

uh,

01:47:08

have you seen the new lightsabers that Disney's making?

01:47:10

I did see those.

01:47:11

Yeah.

01:47:12

They look amazing.

01:47:13

I think I sent it to you,

01:47:14

Andy,

01:47:14

didn't I?

01:47:15

Gotta look at it,

01:47:16

man.

01:47:16

They're so cool.

01:47:16

They're retractable.

01:47:18

Retract and extend.

01:47:19

Oh,

01:47:19

you can get sent that to me.

01:47:20

How does that work?

01:47:22

Apparently it's like a tape measure with an LED strip,

01:47:26

a motorized tape measure with an LED strip built into it.

01:47:29

Huh?

01:47:29

Um,

01:47:31

it looks so good though.

01:47:32

Cause the LEDs are so bright.

01:47:33

You can't tell what the mechanics is.

01:47:35

And it literally just like comes in and out of the handle.

01:47:38

And it looks just fucking cool.

01:47:39

In the video that I saw,

01:47:40

I guess not to nitpick,

01:47:41

but I am going to nitpick.

01:47:42

It looked like they,

01:47:43

it came out kind of slow,

01:47:45

slower than you might expect.

01:47:46

Yeah.

01:47:47

But I mean,

01:47:48

it's cool.

01:47:49

I think you're,

01:47:50

you have to follow steps before that,

01:47:55

before you get to read lightsabers.

01:47:56

The motor,

01:47:58

they'll be able to motorize it faster.

01:47:59

Like the fact that they even came up with a technology that works in that

01:48:02

form factor and that size is awesome.

01:48:05

Yeah.

01:48:05

Cause they probably have to have a motor that's longitudinal with the handle

01:48:09

that's then turning a small gearbox that then turns like a 90 degree

01:48:14

tape measure roll.

01:48:15

I mean,

01:48:15

like it's complicated.

01:48:18

It actually doesn't,

01:48:19

I mean,

01:48:20

it doesn't sound that complicated.

01:48:21

It sounds kind of obvious.

01:48:23

Maybe it's obvious in retrospect,

01:48:24

but it doesn't seem super complicated.

01:48:27

Yeah.

01:48:29

it also,

01:48:29

it also has to be the right form factor.

01:48:31

And then it also has to like the,

01:48:32

the tape that gets rolled out has to be rigid enough to stay out.

01:48:36

So it's,

01:48:37

it's by far not among the most complicated mechanisms.

01:48:43

And nobody was,

01:48:44

nobody was claiming that it was,

01:48:47

it's a toy.

01:48:47

It is.

01:48:49

It's a toy.

01:48:49

It's a collectible.

01:48:54

This isn't cocoa.

01:48:55

Yeah.

01:48:58

I going,

01:48:59

I have to say it till I believe it.

01:49:01

Okay.

01:49:01

All right.

01:49:02

Convince her that it's a collectible.

01:49:05

All right.

01:49:07

Well,

01:49:07

uh,

01:49:08

good job guys.

01:49:08

Uh,

01:49:09

you killed your new friend,

01:49:10

um,

01:49:11

in one session.

01:49:11

Sorry,

01:49:12

Mac.

01:49:13

Sorry.

01:49:13

We had to kill a person.

01:49:14

Bye guys.

01:49:15

All right.

01:49:16

All right.

01:49:18

Bye.

01:49:19

All right.

01:49:20

Bye.

01:49:25

Thank you.

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