I Thought You Were Outside

Season 1, Episode 16
May 2, 2021

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the sarn turbo in the appropriate type font and then i'll send tiger the png so that he could add

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it to well our website or wherever he wants to add it and then you'll have it and you'll have

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access to it and you can start suggesting changes or whatever but like the core the core skin tones

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the body is all shaded is all correctly built so at this point it's really just changing outfits

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changing weapons i can do all that pretty easily good okay uh so yeah i'm also so my my goal is then

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by next monday to have max done and mine done i just wanted to try to have one done this this week

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this is pretty cool uh i'm gonna make a drink and then i'll be right back uh matt can you hear us

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boo you haven't said anything can you hear me yeah oh okay no just all right i just woke up not too

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long ago oh i thought about taking a nap

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how'd that go for you i didn't do it i had a couple things i wanted to finish for this so i did not sleep

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all right let me get you look tired you look like a bitch so i was thinking like once you once you get

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your armor upgrade i can start doing cool stuff like um the um the default character has this cool

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blue armor that has like glowy spots on it so i was thinking if you ever get an armor upgrade you

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could get something like that if you want oh yeah yeah because uh that's what i plan on doing today is

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going to that shop and looking for armor yeah i will that's so i figured that was a good story point

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so i didn't want to give you too much now because you killed that guy because he wouldn't sell you

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armor so i figured armor is important to you so i shouldn't it'd be fun you know for character growth

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and stuff to to add that to your guy later the idea would be to have like an image with like your

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progression through the story your character's progression through the story

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and like for mac it's gonna be a little harder because i think a huge part for mac's character

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is the millennium falc getting the kahuna wave he's like mac is very much very possessive of the

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vehicles of the group's vehicles and so i really wanted to somehow incorporate that um in the images for

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mac so i'm still um what do you call it thinking about it brainstorming that was the way yeah

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thinking about it is essentially what it means uh but yeah i'm brainstorming i'll figure out something

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matt uh boo for mac but i do want to basically i want max like progression images to like include

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the kubina wave and like the speeder bike and all the different vehicles that matter to him because i

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feel like that's the most important thing to uh those are the most important like possessions to uh

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to mac but that's just my take so you could of course correct me i think his buster is pretty

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important to him too didn't he give his blaster away no it was foster oh buster that's correct but he

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doesn't start with the buster i was very i was no he does not you are correct just to do a vest with

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chest with uh shoulder pads big fluffy shoulder pads remember when i tried the ride that uh

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what are the the fuck those little fucking head uh what are those animals called i can't remember

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i don't either but the things that are basically legs no not the heads with legs oh yeah those

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blurgs blurgs i am not a blurg writer lewis i wasn't gonna draw you with a blurg i might draw

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myself with the blurg because i i got along real good with the blurgs yeah the blurg is the word

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no i know you fell off i only got along with lewis lebantha lebantha oh maybe i should include

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lewis in one of your images then there's um i want to let you guys know that i listened to the recording

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from last week and it was it was actually pretty good uh i mean i listened to it sped up so uh that

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helps a lot but it was actually a lot more encouraging than i expected it to be uh i guess in the moment it

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feels like a mess but listening to it back it sounded fine it was fun and by the way sarn you absolutely got

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slapped you got slapped yes yeah no yes by the sister and you got to to strain

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would anybody be interested in listening to it uh not not to the last one but in the future

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ongoing possibly okay i guess i mean i'm not going to go through the trouble of posting it or whatever

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if no one's going to listen to it i mean i listen to it help me take notes but um if other people want

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to listen to it i'll put it somewhere where you can listen to it i guess i could just put it as a

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download in the discord uh i can make it available as a podcast if you guys use podcast clients uh but

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again i'm not going to go through the effort if nobody wants it

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i think it'd be nice to kind of maybe like for recaps because sometimes i sometimes i'm so in

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the moment that i don't really remember what happens like a week later so i have yes right so i mean

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that's the intention of these little yellow summaries that we start off with is to give a recap basically

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what happened and where we're at it doesn't do everything um were you reading the summaries on

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on the that website that notion website no i forgot about that okay um yeah i forgot about it too okay

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well there there are recaps on there where i put notes for the whole session um okay i'm because i

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i asked for one earlier i wish i wish i'd remember that you had done that because i would have looked

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at it earlier yeah i'm too behind um i have notes here i just haven't typed them up so i was oh well

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oh well what i was going to say though is it'd be kind of uh it'd be nice to maybe to uh maybe like

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recap if we wanted to listen to what happened you know yeah it would be great i'm not i'm not going

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to do any editing of those that recording it would take me way too long no no but you but you said you

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did it uh twice the speed that's what i listened to it i'm not gonna i i won't edit it to go twice as

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fast if you have a podcast player that can do it twice as fast then you can go ahead okay no that's what

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i was i wasn't saying you should do it i was assuming that the player there's a player that could probably

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do it then yeah i do you guys use podcast clients not really i haven't i mean i used just use my

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phone right you use your phone just certain apps depending what you're doing yeah like cast box

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or podcast there's spotify has it i don't know if you can add manual ones to spotify

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i don't really know how they how that works well maybe we'll try it for one and if it doesn't

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pan out then you don't have to continue doing it you know um okay well it's just upfront work so

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yeah i'll figure that out it shouldn't it shouldn't be too too tough if you don't want to do it then

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no don't worry about it no no it's fine i i just wanted to make sure there was any interest

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but so it sounds like there's enough interest for me to put that up

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oh there's something about listening to my own voice that i really don't like

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you kind of get over it i hear you uh but i've gotten over it

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but if the notes the notes are better i just it's just a matter of time i gotta get these typed up i

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have i'm two sessions behind um and i'll type these up the recording really helped me because

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usually i go right after and make the notes uh but i didn't last week and i was able to listen back and

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it was it was very helpful sounds like yeah i bought a new lightsaber oh nice

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which one it's coming wednesday uh emperor palpatine's oh that's awesome the little gold one

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uh if it's gold i'm trying to look at a picture right now but yeah it was like game stuff deals uh

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deal of the day so it was like 60 percent off i was like i can't really pass that out

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that's the one he hides in his sleeve yeah i mean

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lightsabers are so cool so cool okay don't tell coco i bought it please

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why she will get very mad at me

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i have enough

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like

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i'm definitely gonna drop a run in like eight

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nine oh eight ten

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ah you can talk about the pit barbecue the band was jumping the people too i mess around

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they're doing the mess around

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they're doing the mess around everybody doing the mess around

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oh

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he's been lightsaber practicing like saber fighting practicing like uh

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some absurd amount of hours a day did he finally learn to not make the noises i don't know

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that's what i read it was always a problem when he was doing his his site his fight scenes was that

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he would just start making the noises yeah yeah they said that that i remember that interview as well

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all right

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homecoming the crew finds themselves back in tattooing with sarn turbo and rx78 having hitched

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a ride aboard the lucky guest and with max skyblade close behind piloting the kahuna wave

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after spending some time getting reacquainted with born and r5 k3 in a detour through shanty town the

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group has reunited on the streets of moss chuta now the crew must find a way to escape

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kimo the huts bounty before it comes to them how will our most wanted heroes evade this wretched hide

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of scum and villainy oh yeah he said it he said the thing

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i did i had to get it in there uh you want to roll for destiny points

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dark all right darkness the darkness consumes you you got to start using those a little bit

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we should remember to do that all right light dark

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i'm so i'm so kind today

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you missed dandies because i think you rolled it differently but that's okay

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no i didn't you didn't somebody click the click here what should be it's two and two it's two and

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two who made it i must have the wrong thing i got a dark who got a dark ryan and tiger got a light

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all right

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so to quickly recap what happened last week because none of you remember um you did some fighting on the

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gantry uh you obliterated some geonosian soldiers then you got on the lucky guess

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i know i do remember you're forgetting that one bounty hunter came up to us and we just oh yeah you

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just blasted him in the nuts yeah and i shot him swear in the face yes he he posed

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he both he posed but a minor inconvenience

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uh and then you guys boarded the lucky guess and met the brother and sister wex and orpah

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and uh

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you tried to hit on a picture i did yeah and i got slapped apparently yeah you got

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straight across yep there's the slap i got it written down

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slap

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on the strain the wait yeah yeah yeah and then i got

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oh man i got slapped by piddick which caused two strain yeah you got slap you got glove slap by

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piddick then you got slept uh you got just straight up slap by orp of vo and oh yeah i tried to sleep

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but i didn't have any real so i took two more yes yeah and i believe i wrote with

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him was just sticking with you yeah well uh you didn't have you didn't have any rules so you said

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i don't need it it helps and we called you out for saying the same thing that everyone has ever said

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so uh after that you you rode in your respective ships to

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moshuda and mac landed somewhere outside of town and walked through shantytown on his way back to

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moshuda uh rx and sarn spent some time at the junk shop talking to vorn and r5k3

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rx found some armor or body carapace thing i don't know what a carapace is yeah that yeah

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that that's better body paneling and he convinced we didn't convince the the droid there r5k3 recognized rx

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and recognized him for having been nice to him and agreed to help him get that body paneling by throwing

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it in the garbage after vorn left i just want to say how how ironic is it that i am the one who's had

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mpc be nice to me well it was the only mpc you were nice to

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that was before i'm saying i'm not sure any other any of those on our party has ever been an npc be nice to

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i'm trying to think probably not we're not the most likable

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uh um well you were you it wasn't as much as you were nice to r5k3 as you were mean to vorn

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yeah true so true uh but at this point i'm still taking it you guys are wanted in moshuda well not

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wanted well you did steal that ship so yeah you're you're somewhat wanted and you're looking for a way

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into timo's palace yeah our our bounty's now at 150 000 is 150 000 credits yes

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uh you just bumped into each other walking out of the junk shop mac had finally met up with you

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after having walked through the shanty town what happened to me in shanty town i don't know i think

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but that would be that would be a great side quest episode

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do you come back looking agrid at all

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do i come back what looking tired or

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feet up i come back feeling uh accomplished okay oh somebody got laid

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i made it through shanty town all right i want to go into that traders to get armor

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we know how this is gonna end

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so i mean who are you saying that to

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i walk into the traders to get armor are you just left everybody at the at the junk shop

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uh well i said i'm going there okay why does everyone else

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uh just don't shoot anybody yeah agreed you guys stand outside keep watch

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why you shoot him i don't think so

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no no no no if you hear a blaster you better run it what if i hear fingers breaking

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and they're probably not mine so it's fine

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oh sarn sarn's sarn's tactic of uh negotiation

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hey i didn't break the fingers on the last guy

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but did you think about it no i thought about killing him oh maybe you should think about the fingers

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okay so so you're walking over where is that at is it close it's right next to the junkyard oh it's

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right next to the junkyard yeah right by my picture are we trying to be stealthy

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i think he just wants to go to the shop for real yeah

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so i'm guessing no not not particularly no this is my town

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max skyblades town we were that 150 000 bounty is a badge of success i think it's uh definitely could be

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more

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it will be soon start blasting no that's that's probably

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good to start blasting okay so uh sarn you're walking into the off world traders

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yes okay you walk into it and it kind of looks like an old destitute hardware store you know it's

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just kind of musty and everything that they have is behind the counter so it's like one of those old

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type hardware stores yeah and the man who runs the shop is

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uh a tiny little man um it's like the same species as babu frank okay oh great uh but he

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he speaks he speaks he speaks basic oh good yeah is his name fabu think

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his name is fabu

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fabu bink

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hey fabu you don't know what his you didn't know what his name is when you walked in oh yeah yeah you do

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it's fabu's off off world traders also we we've leaked here so oh that's right okay so you you know

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you know yeah wait do you have you have a history with fabu

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no well we can we can work it out that's that's just what he says all right

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all right long time no see how you doing buddy well hello welcome to fabu's i'm fabu bink

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this place is pretty musty excuse me

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oh i apologize i apologize

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i i i especially like the the guns behind the the what the stuff behind the uh the counter

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well thank you i keep everything behind the counter you know for security

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for counter measures counter measures great exactly

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all right i'll wait you out i'll see you guys outside all right see you later oh sorry about that guy

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yeah yeah he's just he looks like a real piece of work he's a diplomat

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oh you don't say diplomat from where um geonosia geonosia huh geonosis sorry

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that sounds cool what can i do you for i'm looking for some armor armor yes do you have any armor

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yeah i got some armor back here what kind what kind you looking for uh heavy duty armor heavy

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duty what are you trying to get into some trouble down up here don't you worry about that my old friend

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i mean it does kind of kind of concern me

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will it protect me it from any trouble i may get into it's possible it's possible all right

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can i take a look at it well what's your price range

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no more than 400 oh well that's gonna limit us quite a bit

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all right well let's just say price is not a problem here

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okay well i can give you i can give you some of this padded stuff

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oh i can tell you some of that uh it it'll absorb and resist some some blaster type type

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damage but if someone hits you good they're gonna hit you good but that should be somewhere in your

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price range how much soap does that have i don't know how else to word that um

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yeah that's not a very great way to to do it but uh yeah we're looking at probably adding one soak

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and one soak and one defense yeah what's that to to my already two that i have or replacing the two

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well what what are you wearing that gives you the two padded armor so you would be having more padded

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armor yeah you could do that it's still going to add to your encumbrance as long as you can fit it in

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your encumbrance you can wear it over which i would think so i don't think you're that close to the

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to the limit i think i'm actually pretty close with both of my guns oh that might be true so let's see

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your encumbrance is at oh yeah you're at seven so this would put you over the encumbrance threshold

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okay uh what's your next step up from or armor a little bit more expensive well a little bit more

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expensive well you're looking at well geez probably somewhere in the realm of five thousand

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gallons what is a gallon space gallons oh space gallon no that is that's a nonsensical question my boy

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five thousand credits yes how much soak will that give me how much protection will that give me

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well that'd give you probably about two soak one defense for five thousand yes for five thousand

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do you buy items what do you mean do you buy you're a trader so i can i sell you sell you a gun

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well it depends on the type of gun

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what have you got it's a blaster carbine a blaster carbine oh that well can i see it i take it off my

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back and i put it on the counter and say be very careful with this it is well now that thing looks

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like it's got a quite a bit of use on it are those notches have you been scratching notches into it

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no no no those were from shrapnel from grenades that were thrown at me oh boy

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i've seen some action oh yeah i only fired it a couple times everybody else fired at me

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uh yeah i can give you some for here but i don't think you're going to be happy considering you

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want to buy something that's down at five thousand dollars i could probably offer you about 400 credits

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for something like that what's a dollar uh credits uh you're outside you can't even hear what we're

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talking about no i just want i just ampled in at that moment all right go back outside

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you got any stim packs uh

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i i i i got a couple stim packs all right what about a straight up trade the carbine and or the carbine

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for the armor and one stim pack

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no thank you i think he means the padded armor yeah the padded armor not the five thousand

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now credit one oh the one thousand carbine no you said you said it was 400 oh 500 oh for the padded armor

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yeah that would that would be too so that's a two encumbrance i can do that for you and yeah i will i

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i will take that i want what wait and you want a stim pack yes no

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plus 20 credits no

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you're giving me a stim pack you want me to give you a stim pack i want a stim pack given to me no

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the padded armor is 500 credits

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yes yes and you want me to take your carbine and give you a stim pack

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when i previously told you the carbine i would buy for 400 yeah but it's worth more than that no

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not in the condition it's in yes it is no it's not

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well my negotiation my negotiation rule failed

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well not only did it fail i didn't even tell you how much the difficulty was

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so it's super failed

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well anyway i will straight up sell is trade for you the armor for the carbine let's call it a deal

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okay fine i can do that i reach out my pinky so we can shake it yes as as we do with tradition

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here i'm all shooter well no he's little oh right oh so he shakes your finger

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that's pretty good okay that's good i heard you got stim packs how much you got stim packs for

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you are outside i just came in oh i was listening the whole time what use for a

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stim pack would a diplomat have uh i find them stimulated what you why do you got to ask me

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questions about what i do with my things i don't know you just come in here start telling me you're

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some kind of diplomat now you need stim packs i never said i was a diplomat somebody did

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i heard no fool all right you're no fool

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no fabu fabu brink who is he who is he babu frank also was not a fool but i

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listen sir sir on the door jim who are you i'm fabu brink and i also am not a fool

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sir i i don't know where this animosity is coming from oh i think we got off on the wrong foot you can

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say that again you came in here and started yelling at me i did not it sounds like you are

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because i'm so flabbergasted well will you just cool you're so small and yelling at me so much so

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much so as as you say that fabu bink snaps his fingers and over from the back you see this towering um

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what what are those called the the guy from the the droid from rogue one

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oh oh the k2 so it's a k2 so all all that happens is his light his eyes light up

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we're not gonna have we're not gonna have a problem here are we

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why did this happen take your tone down a bit it's toned

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now how can i help you you want a stim pack is that what this is about how much

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hold on let me check he makes an he makes another snap and this droid comes whizzing out and it's on um

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it's got a propeller on its head and you see bob or fabu brink he he says something to it in a

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different language and it zips off and goes into the back oh that's just one of my drawers he's uh

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uh inventory droid would you be willing to sell him no he's very important to me

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will you trade him for a binder binder a binder of what hands a bite you got a binder of hands like

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pictures of oh no like handcuffs oh no i will not

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and the droid comes whizzing back uh says yeah we got some stim packs down down here i say that'd be

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about 50 credits per stim pack per stim pack yes can i get uh two stim packs sir please

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you may and he he snaps again and uh droid whizzes off it comes back and drops off two stim packs oh

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thank goodness okay oh what kind of guns you got fabu brink

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fabu brink well i got this carbine how much you want for that 800 credits

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how much credits do i have do you have do you have that somewhere in there um notes i think we're

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keeping it accurate in the uh in the app here let me take a look i've got you at 782

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oh i got the most money i'm sure why it's such a specific amount

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because he stole a shit ton from me yeah but he only that was that was never confirmed

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but it wasn't denied well it was denied oh it was denied i denied it vehemently

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okay so you're buying so minus 100 credits for two stim packs

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two stims two stims traded blaster carbon carbine for

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padded armor yeah so now i got four so great

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do you have any uh do you have any uh speeder bikes what kind of place is this

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no i do not have any speeder bikes here at my uh off world traders emporium

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oh just thought i'd ask you know you never know i'm always on the hunt if you ever find a speeder bike

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max skyblade he will rip you off for it well i can run rex hello god

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well perhaps if i may run your credit i can put you in touch with some people around here that may be able to help you

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don't do that run my credit

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um i'm always very suspicious about giving out my credit you know especially since you know

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it's not my real name so uh i think i'll take that as a pass telling people that

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i have i have i have a man of many names you should also probably stop telling them that as well

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i thought you were outside

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i thought you were outside

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well you know what thank you very much sir i appreciate your time i will go uh

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talk to my my buddy droid out there so long all right so i just want to avoid trouble

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all right so uh mac run it goes goes outside actually your soak i have your soak at three andy

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why would it be three you said it was two right oh no that was the other one

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one your one so it's three and one no i have your first padded armor is one soak and this one is at

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at two oh mine would be two can you show me on your that's what it was in the

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for some reason i have it here as one and i had put that in there so i just want to

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yeah it said it said my so it was four and that included the padded armor of two it

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oh okay i'm not sure why i had it like that

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okay

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go rockin

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rockin and rollin

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rollin all right i don't see the beach can you see it

00:34:03
padded armor soak two okay so then all together it's four

00:34:13
i'm not sure why i had soak of two on here

00:34:16
and defense one uh no not on the padded i don't know

00:34:22
i don't know what the defense is compared to defense adds a setback to rolls against you

00:34:28
but that but that was not for the padded armor

00:34:34
what does what does your new padded armor look like

00:34:36
it looks it looks a lot like a baseball jersey

00:34:47
but just like puffed up and a little bit hard in the chest so it looks like one of those fake

00:34:54
suits that you put on to give you muscles that people wear for like halloween

00:34:58
like that but it's just like is that what it looks like a baseball jersey

00:35:03
no no no no no no more baseball jersey

00:35:05
the the the muscle suit but it's like great

00:35:12
okay and with like splotches of black thrown in there okay

00:35:17
how many stem packs do i have besides the two do i know i think that was that was it i don't

00:35:26
think you had any any more okay good that was a good purchase though smart buying as my father would say

00:35:34
and let me add that those items to you as well stem pack

00:35:39
stemmer a stemmy yes

00:35:43
pack

00:35:47
and you have quantity two okay

00:35:51
sounds good now what

00:35:55
all right so i leave the shop we'll see you later

00:36:01
i i i think i i think i will break

00:36:05
well you are most welcome

00:36:07
thank you for being a very trusted friend and ally

00:36:12
okay

00:36:14
meanwhile um they they they come out and it's like there's like a a lot of sparks and stuff and i've

00:36:23
finished fitting the new armor plate wait i thought you're supposed to come back over there when

00:36:29
the when the when it was closed

00:36:31
because he was gonna yeah he was gonna throw it out at the end of the day

00:36:37
my bad um as you walk out of the off world traders um another another person walks in

00:36:45
it's a kabaz and sort of looks at you and then walks into the off world traders how do you spell

00:36:51
that k-a-b-a-z

00:36:53
i don't know is there an easy way for me to just throw an image in there

00:37:05
oh those are creepy they look like uh the guys from uh they look like a plague doctor

00:37:11
yeah a little bit where did you throw it i didn't throw it in there

00:37:15
oh yeah

00:37:18
k-a-b-a-z yeah let's see what happens when i do this

00:37:26
okay that didn't do what i wanted

00:37:28
i was modular lighting

00:37:33
it's pretty lighting actually

00:37:35
unrelated

00:37:37
because that looks a lot like

00:37:45
the lighting oh that was the guy who wasn't those that was the one guy who followed uh luke's

00:37:50
in the first movie that's who it is outside of the he's the one who ratted him out to the

00:37:56
stormtroopers oh that that can't be good do we see him go in

00:38:02
uh yeah he he like brushes against sarn's shoulder as he walks out

00:38:08
i look at him and i go i look at him and i say that can't be good

00:38:12
he he turns after he looked sarn up and down and then heard you talking and then looked you up

00:38:21
and down but then continued about his business i looked him up and down you guys are locked in

00:38:28
looking up and down battle and i'm winning damn it

00:38:36
all right i take him by the i take mac by the the shoulder and walk him away

00:38:41
that guy was rude yes he was but let's not start any

00:38:44
shit wow coming from you wow i am very injured right now you are you're you know what i think

00:38:52
it's a part of your good natured soul coming out no i just don't want to die

00:38:56
that is the first step now all right i'm gonna use this impact

00:39:04
do you that yeah you had one you got one from you got one from the gan no you had one you had one

00:39:12
repair kit and one stimpak yeah i picked that up but i had one previous

00:39:18
did you yeah i had it written down for a while okay so i had so that the one i took from the gan was

00:39:25
two okay tiger where do i see my items in this if you click on your character you should your character

00:39:32
sheet should come up oh okay and then there should be a um a tab that says a gear and equipment

00:39:39
oh

00:39:41
it should be okay i see yeah i said no i just did i was looking all over i couldn't figure it out

00:39:53
um but i also could have made stemming no no you're you're you're fine you're fine how are you

00:40:01
all right now where do you guys want to go

00:40:07
on to the palace let's talk some shit out well you better get your armor first so

00:40:14
yeah we gotta go yeah we gotta go somewhere so you guys want to go to the cantina to kill some time

00:40:20
oh that's where this all started is a cantina of course let's go

00:40:29
why is mac upside down

00:40:30
i don't know how did i do this what did you do

00:40:37
i don't know how to make you right side up

00:40:50
did that fix it there we go i fixed it i can't remember the i can't remember what all the uh

00:40:58
all the symbols are it's like because it's like shift moves shift does that oh because you're using a

00:41:03
are you using a touchpad

00:41:05
no no i'm just uh that's a shift yeah oh i figured it out

00:41:16
what is it it's shift plus the arrows oh are you upside down now

00:41:22
no

00:41:30
are we just

00:41:34
all right i'm just doing cartwheels that's great are you guys are you guys are going to the cantina

00:41:45
yeah yeah

00:41:46
yeah i'm already here we're having a blast we're doing cartwheels down the alley as we go to the

00:41:51
cantina

00:41:52
you're having a ball over here

00:41:55
all right um

00:41:58
i was gonna

00:42:00
i think you're in for a real good time

00:42:05
damn it i punch back

00:42:12
mac mac suffers one strain

00:42:13
oh

00:42:17
because you got

00:42:18
because you got punched

00:42:19
one strain that's not fair

00:42:26
everything costs strain in this damn game

00:42:30
i mean you can punch him back

00:42:31
please don't do that i got a lot of strain

00:42:37
you're lucky all right you hit my straining arm

00:42:46
give me one second i'm pulling up this this map

00:42:49
uh can you

00:42:51
what do you have my health at

00:42:54
what do i have your health at

00:42:59
if you click on your character it should tell you

00:43:01
i'm just in a different window so

00:43:10
yeah you had it at five but i thought i was at three

00:43:13
um i'm pretty sure that it is right i didn't double check

00:43:19
so i have one strain right now is that correct

00:43:21
i can't can you guys hear me

00:43:25
yeah i can hear you

00:43:26
tiger's broken

00:43:29
tiger you're broken

00:43:30
no i can i can hear you

00:43:32
well i have the best internet because it's got character

00:43:40
i've got the best

00:43:41
because i'm not paying for it

00:43:44
no he's got you there

00:43:46
that is pretty good internet right there

00:43:48
free internet

00:43:50
uh did you hear what i asked uh do i have one strain is that correct

00:43:53
he can't he can't hear us

00:43:54
i i can't hear you

00:43:55
uh i that that's that maybe

00:43:59
hold on

00:44:02
i didn't know if you edited that's why i'm saying

00:44:04
i have you as one strain yes

00:44:07
okay no i just wanted to double check

00:44:10
because i did not

00:44:11
i didn't add anything

00:44:13
i didn't add anything today

00:44:15
so is that is that a lingering strain

00:44:18
oh yeah you took one in that last battle to get closer and aim and stuff

00:44:23
oh that's right that's right

00:44:25
oh yeah why is it

00:44:26
so now you should be at two right

00:44:28
yeah because you got punched

00:44:31
thanks

00:44:37
we're all having fun and i got punched in the arm

00:44:40
quit making your damn puns and i won't punch you

00:44:44
puns are fun they rhyme

00:44:48
it doesn't make them fun

00:44:49
it doesn't even make them

00:44:51
maybe he should recover

00:44:55
i don't have to explain the intricacies of timer

00:44:57
no no wait recover yes

00:45:04
i was about to say you can't do that but then yes you can

00:45:07
all right now you guys know

00:45:09
can you see it is this the same cantina we were at we were at another cantina right

00:45:16
no uh you no this is the one at the beginning

00:45:18
well unless you're thinking about the one

00:45:22
we were at a cantina like on a different planet

00:45:25
you guys have been in a couple cantinas

00:45:34
it's a fun place to go

00:45:35
okay space

00:45:38
star wars is good cantina all right we'll come in i'm in i'm in here now okay so what is it the middle

00:45:45
of the day that you're here i don't i don't really remember

00:45:47
i'm guessing because you guys have gone to all the shops so it must be the middle of the day

00:45:54
yeah i wasn't the impression it was daytime okay

00:46:02
all right so so you walk in it's a little bit dead there the bartender looks familiar to you it's a

00:46:08
davronian um but it's otherwise kind of dead there is somebody on stage

00:46:15
but you can tell it's not a list talent it's not even b list talent it's probably somewhere d or e

00:46:20
um it's just a man with a guitar playing everybody's favorite songs except on the acoustic

00:46:27
space guitar and he's not particularly good at it and all the songs sound the same

00:46:32
is it that song that's in every cantina that

00:46:34
it is except he's playing it on he's playing jizz on an acoustic guitar and he's put words on it for

00:46:43
some reason and it's like some kind of lame love song

00:46:51
yeah all right i go up to the bar to talk to this devorian yeah i'm going to i want to drink this

00:46:59
it's been a rough day my arm hurts i stand and i follow them but i obviously don't drink anything

00:47:05
well hello strangers

00:47:13
what's up hello what brings you here i would like i would like a drink please what kind of drink

00:47:25
what do you have we got all the good ones

00:47:29
i'll have your best space whiskey oh you want space whiskey i'll buy corellian

00:47:38
that's fine i love corell i'll take anything you got right now you look familiar you some kind of

00:47:45
diplomat nope nope i'm a smuggler oh okay okay

00:47:52
my name's matt skyblade you might have heard of me

00:47:54
huh the name sounds familiar but i'm not sure why

00:48:00
let me think on that

00:48:02
oh well i'm gonna

00:48:03
i have a panglactic gargle blaster

00:48:05
oh panglactic well we don't have any

00:48:07
zip zip zin is that okay

00:48:11
can i use zapson instead of zipson in your gargle blaster

00:48:15
zapson double zapson all right so he goes back into the bar he makes your drinks comes out and

00:48:23
give them to you here you go that'll be

00:48:25
20 credits

00:48:27
20 credits yeah 20 credits i got this book all right all right mac this is on this one's on you

00:48:37
i got this i'll pay for it he's a good guy he just has anger issues when it comes to paying for things

00:48:43
i thought it was an awful i thought it was an awfully rude reaction

00:48:49
oh i i agree i agree oh i agree yeah but you know he thinks he does so just i'll take care of it

00:48:57
what's what what's the damage 40 yeah no no it's 20 all together 20 all together all right take 20

00:49:04
right but it is customary to tip your bartenders here in tatooine we're not done drinking yet okay

00:49:11
you'll get your tip when we're done drinking you may have one credit

00:49:16
gee thanks you may have three more credits

00:49:24
gee thanks that's four credits that's one for every drink

00:49:28
all right all right

00:49:31
what a great day bartender hey hey hey

00:49:36
i got a question do you no no the bartender yeah my name is my name is zach

00:49:47
hey zach hi cool name buddy what's your name

00:49:54
don't worry about it okay i'm sorry what should i call you nice to meet you

00:49:58
just call me guy all right guy are you a guy incognito

00:50:05
it's just the name oh okay

00:50:09
do do you have any real by chance real

00:50:14
if you're willing to pay

00:50:19
how much you got

00:50:20
how much you got

00:50:20
well sorry you know all right go ahead how much how much do i got yeah it depends how much you're

00:50:31
looking for looking for like a tube a tube a whole bag full how big is the tube make a gesture for how big the tube is

00:50:43
it's like penis length

00:50:46
you do realize that probably on average 30 to 40 different species of

00:50:57
penis come in and out of this cantina yeah but it's like human penis like you do realize there's

00:51:04
at least 15 to 20 different

00:51:06
at least 15 to 20 different human species that come into this cantina

00:51:09
of varying penis length

00:51:13
all right

00:51:15
and they all showed them too

00:51:16
an alderon

00:51:21
male penis length

00:51:24
uh on unfamiliar you mean blowed up

00:51:28
is it erect or soft

00:51:33
i feel like penis length was a bad way to describe the amount of something

00:51:39
well yes how big the test tube was

00:51:49
that's the only way that's the only way you know things is it the size of your the size of your penis

00:51:56
i do not

00:51:58
why the penis sir

00:52:00
then let me see and i'll tell you how much we have a we have a hard time coming

00:52:04
we have a hard time coming up with like measurements we say space

00:52:10
i said make a gesture how much do we need you could have went like this much or this much

00:52:17
instead you said penis it was the only thing you could think of

00:52:21
no it's not the only thing i could think of

00:52:24
that's the only thing i can think of

00:52:28
start measuring stuff from now on

00:52:31
like the

00:52:34
the subway uh five dollar three penis

00:52:43
lights

00:52:43
is this how our star wars works now

00:52:50
are we gonna describe my penis links now

00:52:53
how many penis links is a lightsaber

00:52:56
i don't know 25 30

00:53:02
oh my god

00:53:03
12 and a half

00:53:08
all right uh

00:53:13
roll a negotiation check

00:53:16
i didn't ask you to roll the last one

00:53:21
i know but i just figured i should because i was negotiating

00:53:26
uh difficulty

00:53:28
hard

00:53:28
he wasn't negotiating about negotiating

00:53:32
all right three successes three threats

00:53:36
three successes

00:53:37
so i would like a tube that is about five inches

00:53:41
nice

00:53:42
about the size of a space quarter if that makes you feel any better

00:53:51
okay yeah i can probably help you i can help you get it you're not gonna like how to how you have to get it

00:53:57
you don't have it on you

00:54:01
what this this this

00:54:02
this isn't amster space amsterdam

00:54:04
i can't just sell you real at the bar put myself at a lot of risk

00:54:08
you're a bartender at a cantina

00:54:10
that is run by a

00:54:12
a mob i told you i know how i can get it for you i don't have it i'm sorry it's inconvenient

00:54:20
can you get it here

00:54:21
i said you're not gonna like the way you have to get it

00:54:26
you can't get it to me i have to go get it

00:54:31
yes i will tell you where to buy it

00:54:35
is it inside the cantina where i buy it

00:54:39
yes

00:54:40
oh okay please continue

00:54:47
can i have another drink

00:54:48
yes he goes back and makes makes another another drink comes back and pours you a

00:54:58
stiff carillion space whiskey

00:55:01
this one's on the house

00:55:04
thanks you're you're a great you're a great you're a great guy this guy's the guy

00:55:15
and he says if if you're looking for real go talk to that guy back there and he points to this um

00:55:22
let's see

00:55:24
it's an aqua-ish thug and he's sitting in a booth like right to the left of the stage

00:55:31
and he's sitting there by himself um and he's surrounded in empty glasses

00:55:41
oh god oh he's gonna say he

00:55:43
before i leave what does he like to drink

00:55:45
oh you're talking to the bartender yeah

00:55:50
uh what is he been drinking all night oh he just drinks

00:55:55
he just drinks his what did i give you zips zipses in your gargle

00:56:01
zapsis zapsis he just drinks his zapses on on the rocks

00:56:05
all right give me one of those or give me two of give me one of those because i still got my gargle

00:56:13
blaster okay so he make he makes you one of those that that'll be 20 credits

00:56:21
okay charge it to that guy's account

00:56:29
no no no no no no not mac the guy the guy the drug dealer

00:56:35
i can't i can't charge to his account

00:56:37
yes you can no all right all right roll roll a um how are you going to convince him to do that

00:56:46
well my plan

00:56:50
my plan is to go over to the guy

00:56:55
that just get him to wave at the bartender kind of like dumb and dumber right was that what it was in

00:57:06
so wait so you're trying you're trying to get that guy to buy himself a drink

00:57:09
yes but the guy sitting there doesn't know that what was that guy's name

00:57:14
sea bass

00:57:15
yeah

00:57:16
so he waves at sea bass and he goes yeah and then he gets charged for it

00:57:26
oh i'm gonna pull it i'm gonna pull it dumb and dumber

00:57:28
the aqualers may be sea bass

00:57:35
he's not sea bass it's gotta be something else

00:57:37
sebastian

00:57:38
no

00:57:39
can i call him

00:57:40
i mean

00:57:41
what about like space bass i mean we call everything space though

00:57:45
star bass

00:57:48
star bass all right he's star bass swamp ass

00:57:51
swamp

00:57:53
swamp ass all right so he's star bass but all right so i'm kind of explain this to me how this is gonna work

00:58:00
so i go just when he waves and just know that that's all right like it's all right to put it on his tab

00:58:08
okay so i grab my two drinks and i walk over there

00:58:16
cartwheel over there

00:58:21
we've been really getting into our exercising and cartwheeling plus the man really gets happy when he gets his reel

00:58:30
i needed to sleep i don't want to suffer any more strain

00:58:32
so i sit down and start talking to to star bass

00:58:38
well hello

00:58:40
hey buddy how you doing hey can you do me a favor really quick

00:58:45
aren't you looking nice today

00:58:46
thank you here i got you a drink you look very very nice if you catch my drift

00:58:53
thank you i saw your i saw your cartwheels back there

00:58:58
yes the skirt helps i take the glass i put in front of him here's a drink

00:59:03
on me oh it's actually sorry it's not on me it's on the house so if you just wave over to the

00:59:10
bartender to say thank you and smile a little bit just just let him know that you got it

00:59:15
roll a deception check

00:59:17
all right difficulty he's pretty drunk no he's not

00:59:29
just because he drinks his table's full of class yeah because he's been sitting there all day

00:59:33
and he's so he's drunk he's he how could he not be drunk if he's been sitting there all day

00:59:41
drinking you don't know anything

00:59:42
he only anything about star only an hour after they open you know nothing about star bass

00:59:47
okay so what's the difficulty it's hard

00:59:50
even though he tried to flirt with me um and a setback does

00:59:57
because he tried to flirt with me no because this is the first time someone's tried to run this scam on

01:00:04
check failed three failures that's not the first time someone's tried to run that scam on me

01:00:19
what scam

01:00:22
i don't just accept drinks and waving at bartenders when someone asked me to do it

01:00:26
not even from pretty twi-likes now you want to roll a charm check

01:00:38
against uh let's say this one is hard but no setback

01:00:42
mother

01:00:47
mother

01:00:48
you usually i'm into female

01:00:52
twi-likes

01:00:56
i am one of those are you what okay what do you want uh real nobody just comes over to start

01:01:08
talking to star bass what do you want

01:01:11
i want real you want real are you willing to pay for it yeah

01:01:17
yeah okay i can get really i can get you half a tube for 300

01:01:24
how good is it ask him how big it is

01:01:28
how big a tube is the tube

01:01:32
it's so big

01:01:41
i'm hanging out with the bartender just laughing

01:01:46
it's a deaf American man's penis size

01:01:51
oh it's gotta be pretty hey hey mac

01:01:57
what's up i'm all the way by the bar by the way oh yeah

01:02:01
hello is this thing wrong yeah oh hey hey ask him how big his dick is

01:02:08
who's the bartenders who is this

01:02:14
what the hell

01:02:26
the bartender yes

01:02:34
the bartender

01:02:36
the bartender

01:02:39
i look at the bartender i look at

01:02:41
um i'm just gonna

01:02:43
hey bartender uh yes give me a number

01:02:56
give me a give me a number off the top of your head

01:02:59
11 between one and ten 11 he said 11 space inches

01:03:05
no i said blevin

01:03:06
blevin

01:03:09
that's pretty

01:03:12
fucking small

01:03:13
i'm not gonna tell him that

01:03:18
hey bartender

01:03:22
zach

01:03:22
uh yes

01:03:24
you got a small dick

01:03:25
uh

01:03:27
okay

01:03:31
i look at the bartender

01:03:32
i look at the bartender like

01:03:32
i don't know man

01:03:35
that's just what that says

01:03:36
okay um all right i'm not paying 300 i'll give you 200

01:03:41
i'll give you a quarter for 200

01:03:44
wow tigers jumping between characters left and right

01:03:50
they all sound the same

01:03:51
half

01:03:51
half

01:03:56
no i said half for 300

01:03:58
and i said half for 200

01:04:01
then get lost

01:04:02
all right 220

01:04:05
no thanks

01:04:07
so anyway i started blasting

01:04:17
i know that's where i was gonna go to but i'm not i don't i shouldn't

01:04:20
probably probably not wise to kill the drug dealer

01:04:23
yeah another drug dealer

01:04:27
you know i've killed drug dealers in the past

01:04:30
i've never seen you around here

01:04:33
okay what does that have to do with it

01:04:39
you ain't never try to kill me

01:04:40
don't don't

01:04:45
he's got you there

01:04:46
don't tempt me i will

01:04:48
so as you say that he snaps

01:04:51
and out of the corner of booths on either side behind you

01:04:56
there's uh an aqualish in the far corner on the right and another aqualish on in the far corner on the left

01:05:07
and they look mischievous

01:05:08
all right

01:05:10
250 for the half

01:05:13
why are you trying to negotiate with me you have no leverage here sir

01:05:17
well that's how it works no

01:05:21
there's plenty of people here that i'm selling real to

01:05:27
i got no reason to do you a special favor

01:05:31
all right can i do 100 for a quarter

01:05:35
how about

01:05:38
200 for a quarter

01:05:41
no that that doesn't even mathematically make sense i thought it was 400 for a half

01:05:47
no it's 300 for a half 300 then 150 for a quarter

01:05:52
yeah well then i would just buy the half

01:05:58
what are you buying

01:05:59
what are you buying

01:05:59
drugs

01:06:00
are we gonna get this done or not i'm losing my patience

01:06:05
then just sell me a half for 250

01:06:09
and i'll be gone

01:06:11
no

01:06:12
no

01:06:14
no 300 for a half

01:06:19
i pick up one of the empty glasses i throw it next to his head

01:06:22
okay

01:06:23
sorry what are you doing i'm trying to get high

01:06:30
so i can sleep better so i don't

01:06:33
i turn to the bartender i'll have another drink man

01:06:37
put it on space

01:06:40
put it on the

01:06:43
put it on the aqua was just tab

01:06:44
that's star bass's tab

01:06:47
kick his ass star bass

01:06:51
come on diplomat

01:06:52
you think you're throwing throwing glasses gonna scare me

01:07:00
i've got plenty of glasses to keep throwing

01:07:05
try me

01:07:12
i pick up another glass and throw it on the other side of his head

01:07:19
all right

01:07:20
as you do that he's standing

01:07:22
you gotta roll like an intimidation or something

01:07:24
there has to be an intimidation

01:07:25
um

01:07:29
coercion

01:07:30
is that coercion

01:07:32
it would be coercion

01:07:33
yeah would you would you want to

01:07:37
would you want to roll that

01:07:37
yeah

01:07:38
i assume it's got to be hard

01:07:40
it's daunting

01:07:41
it's daunting

01:07:44
no no that's four

01:07:46
because hard is three right

01:07:47
yeah

01:07:48
come on

01:07:51
yes

01:07:52
yes drugs

01:07:55
all right so one success and and three threats

01:08:00
yes and one drug and one hopefully a half a drug

01:08:05
half a drug

01:08:07
so he says so he stands up and he says

01:08:09
what was it 250 says

01:08:11
250

01:08:13
all right so he gets up

01:08:15
and um

01:08:17
he he picks up a glass

01:08:19
and he throws it directly at your head

01:08:23
but it doesn't it doesn't it doesn't it doesn't break it just bounces off your forehead like that scene in big lebowski

01:08:30
and he throws the mug at his head

01:08:32
and and you suffer too strain

01:08:34
oh

01:08:36
and he says he says

01:08:39
he says

01:08:39
he says fine 250

01:08:41
and then he motions

01:08:44
i like your moxie

01:08:45
i like you

01:08:46
i pull my

01:08:46
i i immediately pull my uh

01:08:49
pull my rifle and pointed at the guy who just did the mug

01:08:53
oh yeah

01:08:54
bad

01:08:54
i

01:08:55
are you trying to hide at the bar

01:08:57
yeah he said he was standing behind us

01:08:59
i walked

01:09:00
i walked into the bar and i'm kind of close i was i was just standing at the bar next to uh

01:09:05
but i wasn't drinking i said that

01:09:06
yeah

01:09:07
yeah he was standing behind us while we sat

01:09:09
um

01:09:12
i don't shoot anybody i just pull it and pull it at him

01:09:14
kind of casual it's not even like completely it's just it's really more of a response

01:09:19
just kind of showing that he's not alone anything else

01:09:21
and then what do you like clear your throat or something yeah

01:09:24
i mean i'm a robot i don't really do that

01:09:27
i mean you got to draw attention to you somehow right

01:09:30
well he can just see me i'm behind sarn

01:09:34
oh yeah i guess i thought you were behind you

01:09:38
but he sees motion he sees someone pull a gun out behind sarn

01:09:41
oh so you're like right behind him

01:09:42
well i mean i'm i mean i guess i didn't think it i thought it was an empty tavern so or an empty

01:09:48
it is but if you're across if you're across the room he's not going to be looking across

01:09:51
the room he's got sarn right in his face and i just threw a mug off his head

01:09:55
all right um well

01:10:00
i i i walk up and um and i just make some beeping noises okay all right and pull the gun out all

01:10:08
all right and i put i put my blast rifle on the counter or on the table not pointing at anyone

01:10:14
and go you think you're the only one with with with buddies you're

01:10:18
you're fucking with the wrong guy here now here i'll give you a real now just give me 250 and get out of here

01:10:23
i think you should i turn i just look at sarn i think you should throw the mug back at him

01:10:31
yeah i throw him in the head with the mug all right and oh while he's reeling from it i pick up the reel

01:10:44
okay okay and he goes ah i pick up the reel

01:10:46
okay is that a combat thing is that it's about it's about to be a combat thing um what do you do

01:10:58
after this at this point you're going to be the first person i kill in this cantina all right so i rush

01:11:06
over and i start playing whoa whoa whoa whoa let's keep it calm down guys let's calm it down a notch we're

01:11:11
we're all just here to we're just all here to rock you know uh just take it easy

01:11:18
i'm max skyblade uh smug lord uh you may have heard of me and my ship the kahuna wave

01:11:25
um this is my dear friend sarn he's just he's just a little frustrated right now he hasn't had his

01:11:31
will in a long time and rex rex well he just likes to hit he likes the he'll get any opportunity to you

01:11:39
know cause physical damage can we let's see what can we do to work this out um uh you want to

01:11:47
how are you on that or uh convention what is it i would love to i would love to roll a charm check on

01:11:53
that what is it what's my difficulty uh hard i'm at two right now so it's all three all right

01:12:02
all right how do i roll this uh how do i roll this uh how many fights over my drug habit

01:12:08
i can't figure out how to roll this is it at the bottom of the thing uh i'm not sure where you're

01:12:18
at i can't roll general skills and hit charm yeah no i'm there i just can't figure out how to hit the roll

01:12:25
how to get it on the roll button um hold on i don't know what the screen looks is that at the bottom

01:12:30
how do i make the screen smaller you should be able to scroll oh see my screen yeah your wheel

01:12:39
i assume you're using a mouse i don't know you should be able to put your your mouse in that

01:12:45
wheel and scroll down or if you hit page down

01:12:49
what am i doing i'm confused i'm sorry guys uh well i'm you're looking at like i got a rolling

01:12:58
charm yeah yeah i am and you should be able to scroll in that window down so that you can get to the roll

01:13:06
roll button roll button is right under all the pictures of the dice

01:13:08
i'm not saying that

01:13:12
yeah uh i'm not saying that is there any god damn it uh then then you can just do

01:13:21
then just click on well it's going to be the same it's going to be the same window all right i'll send

01:13:26
it to you hold on it's a charm roll with three difficult i don't know what yeah i don't know what's going on

01:13:33
uh you probably your screen is probably just too small for it oh there it is no i got it here it

01:13:39
goes i found it

01:13:40
um check failed don't can i do what is convincing demeanor that's something that i had it is but i don't know

01:13:52
what it does do you did you write down what the description is i don't remember well just go to

01:13:58
the talent i'm looking it up too oh i just removed huh i think it just removed setback

01:14:04
set yeah oh her rank yeah for many deception or skull i didn't know if i had that could do anything for me

01:14:13
okay so so that failed you're such a fit and as as that happens he he nods and the two aqualish

01:14:23
um start to move closer to you guys so we're not gonna have a problem here are we

01:14:27
just go about your way so how many are there

01:14:30
three aqualish yeah three aqualish total right yeah including him right

01:14:39
wait wait wait he says he says uh trouble so wait uh a time out out of character

01:14:47
did you allow tiger did you say sarn could steal the rail like he did

01:14:52
they already agreed they already agreed on a price

01:14:56
yeah but i didn't give him any money yeah you tried to steal it i thought that you were you you just

01:15:03
you're stealing it from him no once i hit him in the face with the mug or the cup he went back and

01:15:10
closed his eyes and i grabbed it oh i didn't realize that's what you were doing so you're gonna have to

01:15:17
check that is what what check would that be that's gonna have to be a deception

01:15:29
or like skullduggery maybe skullduggery what about cool no

01:15:35
i guess we have different ideas what cool is well cool is like cool is maintaining your composure under

01:15:46
pressure i thought it would be cool to steal the drugs that's not that type of cool

01:15:56
so what was it oh what about coordination

01:15:59
um no i'm not sure that coordination fits

01:16:06
okay so what was it then so i'm gonna say it's uh skullduggery

01:16:13
and okay let's say it's um i'll say it's hard but with one red

01:16:24
one red you're right in front you're right in front of him like he's gonna look

01:16:28
but i hit him in the face with the mug yeah it's gotta be a boost then you're stealing from right

01:16:34
right in his face just but he got hit in the face with the mug yes everybody is looking at you

01:16:53
check failed so so you grab it and he notices that you grabbed it and um

01:17:01
he's reeling back from having been hit in the head with with the glass

01:17:05
and uh taking two strain and he says i think you owe me something

01:17:19
okay all right all right all right you know what i pay the i pay the 250

01:17:23
i said fine i take out the 250 for my my my purse i give it to him your purse

01:17:32
you have a purse my merch you get that

01:17:39
how long have you had a purse well from one of my little uh batman belts you're telling i'm calling

01:17:46
you get a purse

01:17:47
it's a satchel it's a purse you said purse

01:17:53
andy you have all the

01:17:55
you have 1100 credits no i don't well what do you have i've now i've got 650

01:18:05
oh all right i bribed someone all right i bribed someone for 200 and then i lost 33 on roulette

01:18:12
so i was down to 900 before this okay

01:18:16
all right i didn't have all that down okay so so i just pay it i go okay fine i talked him down for his

01:18:28
his original 300 anyway to 250 yeah 250 so and you tried to

01:18:34
and i think this is so serious growth sarn you're starting to learn

01:18:38
we can be good we can be good good at buying drugs i'm buying drugs okay no one's dying all right

01:18:49
that's all i want i don't want any more people to die

01:18:52
talk about this later not in front of the people that i almost that we almost killed

01:18:56
i did kill drug dealers but that would draw attention to us

01:19:00
well someone was in a robot battle fight

01:19:04
or we're about battle uh

01:19:07
i'm not claiming to be any sort of moral authority

01:19:10
i'm just saying from my point of view we are trying to invade timo the hut

01:19:17
later on tonight i mean that's the plan i think um after we get

01:19:21
maybe don't say that so uh all right you're all right you're gonna invade timo the hut the drug

01:19:27
dealer says no no no maybe no no

01:19:32
that's not a very good idea he says wait what do you think about timo the hut

01:19:41
i think he's tough but fair well he's not fair he is tough

01:19:45
it sounds like you're getting a pretty raw deal my friend

01:19:50
uh yeah i mean i do have to deal with people throwing bugs at me

01:19:56
he yeah well yes but under a new under somebody else besides timo that probably wouldn't happen

01:20:05
anymore it's because of timo that my friend here has become a drug addict

01:20:10
addict and is now throwing mugs at people he was working for him i mean that's a i think

01:20:15
that's i think you and i have a common enemy i think you uh we have a common enemy i think you

01:20:21
three should join our cause i mean can you sell me real i mean we just bought real off you so i don't

01:20:30
think so but we can work towards it then i we can i feel like maybe you can't help me like

01:20:34
like i got an idea timo the hut probably has a ton of real yes he sells it to me and you can have it

01:20:42
and you and sarn my friend here because he's probably gonna want some but we can divide it up and we can

01:20:47
have it together all the real you would like do i look suicidal to you you did hit me in the face with

01:20:55
the mug so yeah can i can i run a charm check or negotiation check to see if i can win this

01:21:01
argument here i'm running out of um sure yeah you can run a charm check uh let's say it's um daunting

01:21:15
what's that mean four very hard very very hard it's the only one i succeeded at yes

01:21:25
but it's five threats

01:21:29
all right well the threat well what are the threats um well the threat is that he works directly for

01:21:40
team of the hut um and so have i want him to my side with my charming speech

01:21:50
yes he says he's like well perhaps we could do something um together i'm not sure what uh but let me

01:22:02
tell you going into timo's palace is not going to be any sort of cake walk

01:22:07
i knew that going into this business do you know of a secret of an easier way in

01:22:16
uh well i can he i he would not be surprised if i came in

01:22:22
would he wait what if you took us to him but let us kept our weapons on us

01:22:32
that might be difficult but i like what you're thinking

01:22:35
uh so like four difficult or three difficult no no no like

01:22:42
um

01:22:46
um

01:22:47
let's see oh you didn't turn on the

01:22:53
the uh rope the crag oh no i didn't i'm recording on my side so hopefully it gets everything

01:23:02
okay um okay yeah so he says yeah perhaps we can work on something uh yes i go i go into the palace

01:23:16
fairly often so he's not gonna be alarmed if i come in i don't know if i can vouch for you

01:23:24
um especially with your weapon what if you take us in there like where your boundaries he we got a pretty

01:23:31
substantial bounty on our head you just keep up

01:23:33
whoa is that right what no he's on our

01:23:38
this is a very dangerous plan

01:23:41
what kind of bounty are we talking about

01:23:44
the kind of body that you can have whatever you can have it once team turn us in with our weapons

01:23:55
and you can have the bounty that team will gives you however if you want to turn us in without our

01:24:00
weapons well you're gonna have a pretty tough time here bud and i whip out my gun just kind of as a threat

01:24:05
all right

01:24:06
hey finally

01:24:08
so listen just take

01:24:11
i'm just saying you can have the bounty

01:24:21
drop us off take us in there vouch for us let our keep us our let us keep our guns and weapons on our

01:24:26
person you can keep the money you can get out of there and then or you can keep the money and then

01:24:32
come in with us and take the rail

01:24:33
this is a win-win-win i don't know what kind of bounty are we talking about here

01:24:40
it's enough to set you up for life

01:24:44
and all i have to do is capture i'm a pretty popular character

01:24:47
and judging by how much you drink it's not that long so

01:24:53
um

01:24:56
okay i am not going to be able to turn you in as a bounty with your weapons on you

01:25:04
well that's all i have that's my idea what are you what do you guys got

01:25:11
so if we give you our weapons

01:25:13
oh god i can't do that either

01:25:17
if we give you the weapons

01:25:24
then i mean i could get you guys through the front door i mean you're gonna have to pretend to be

01:25:32
bounties but that might get you through the front door if you guys have a bounty on your heads like

01:25:38
you're saying i don't see any other way you're getting in through the front door

01:25:43
well why can't we keep our weapons then why can't you keep your weapons

01:25:50
yeah as bounties are going into the front door

01:25:53
they're not going to let you in with weapons they're going to frisk us as soon as we get in

01:26:03
good point so you won't have any weapons either then

01:26:06
i can have weapons you are the bounties

01:26:10
so if we give you our weapons you can lead us in and when

01:26:14
shit hits the fan you'll toss us our weapons yeah i can do that

01:26:20
all right side note guys all right let me talk about this with uh with my compadres

01:26:28
all right guys what do you think we walk away we walk away to a different booth to talk

01:26:38
and mac please whisper don't yell i don't know what i think the hell is almost got you in trouble

01:26:45
already today

01:26:46
i think this is a horrible plan well what's your plan i don't have one it's still a horrible plan

01:26:55
a horrible plan is better than no plan

01:27:00
that's the best plan i can come up with listen i just turned a i just turned a guy that was mugging

01:27:04
us literally mugging us into an ally let's be fair i was trying to mug him

01:27:10
impressive

01:27:14
do we have any allies in this city right now besides

01:27:19
i don't think

01:27:21
i don't think so

01:27:23
um all right

01:27:28
i mean i it's not a bad idea

01:27:32
i mean there's like there's a good chance he'll just turn us over because he wants a stable

01:27:40
job and team provides him

01:27:42
despite the fact but then he won't get the reel that we promised him

01:27:47
what about that what about that droid what about what about that droid we came in wait i got an

01:27:52
idea what if we hide the weapons inside you rack slot you know

01:27:56
yeah that's not a character that happened with r2d2 and with the lightsaber in the third movie

01:28:02
that was that was also not a blaster rifle three blaster right i don't need a blaster i just need my

01:28:09
good old pistol

01:28:10
i could perhaps hide one weapon small weapon in my armor but that's it

01:28:20
this is looking bad

01:28:21
but well rx you have a blaster that's like built into your arm right

01:28:27
no just no i thought you did

01:28:29
no i just carried around okay gotcha

01:28:32
what if they they what if we have the guy take us in take two of us in and then one of us kind of like

01:28:39
stays with the guy outside to kind of keep them i don't know keep them honest

01:28:43
here here actually here's a here's a modification to the plan that i think where i would accept it

01:28:49
he'd have to take he'd have to take one of us dressed as one of his guards one of his bodyguards

01:28:57
armed would then presumably be allowed to stay armed and the other two of us could then also

01:29:04
the one of the henchmen the one of us let's say sarn who's dressed as a as a guard or a henchman for

01:29:13
the drug dealer could also be the one holding our weapons i like that idea yeah i like ideas

01:29:21
i think mac should be the one to do it though because that's fine humans typically don't stick out as much

01:29:28
affirmative i i do blend in i'm a master of disguises he is a smugglord i am both a smuggler and a diplomat

01:29:37
i could be other things you have failed at being a diplomat every single time uh

01:29:44
every both who just talked you out of this i just talked you out of an argument here where

01:29:49
we almost got to shoot out whatever all right i like that plan let's roll

01:29:54
all right so what am i doing

01:30:03
all right we go back up to uh uh uh it wasn't zach star but star baths

01:30:11
star baths

01:30:12
and i go all right one of us will play the role of your bodyguard

01:30:19
the bodyguard will hold the weapons you'll turn the other two you'll turn the other two in

01:30:29
to collect the bounty

01:30:30
i don't i would not be collecting the full bounty if i'm only turning two of you in

01:30:38
we'll make sure you get the full bounty well it doesn't matter i mean even if you do not get the

01:30:45
full bounty there's still what his entire stockpile of real and any other riches that you may want to

01:30:50
salute then i become the most one and then i'm going to be no actually all the all the heat would be on us

01:30:59
in fact if you could even in the moment you know just run

01:31:02
just get out of there but you would also have to start your whole new life

01:31:13
you would also have to full the people at the door

01:31:17
that they don't recognize your body are your body guard well they know they would recognize this but

01:31:25
like your bodyguards they don't they don't like wear masks or helmets or anything like that i was

01:31:30
thinking like java's those guys with whatever usually aqua-lish um

01:31:36
usually yes oh yeah when he went into java's palace or when lando went into java's palace he had the

01:31:44
helmet on yeah nobody recognized him

01:31:46
that is not an event i'm familiar with

01:31:54
oh we were talking to god sorry oh not you um it's still going to be

01:31:59
a very difficult thing to do i think and it will be worth your time and effort

01:32:09
you can get out of this place start a new life or continue our old one

01:32:15
with lots of real i don't really care i would i would not be continuing my old one because i would

01:32:22
be quite wanted

01:32:23
who start a new life with enough money that

01:32:30
actually you would need to sell real you'll just do it because it's fun

01:32:37
actually you will not be wanted because the in charge of the reign of timo the hutch will be ended

01:32:45
he'll he will be discommunicated excommunicated from the hutch clans and his legacy

01:32:52
will be destroyed and forgotten so you have not much to worry from the rest of the huts

01:32:57
now i'm confused why would timo be disgraced

01:33:02
timo seeks to usurp java

01:33:07
now that is an interesting proposition

01:33:10
that we seek proof of this of this treachery then you don't need me

01:33:17
no we need you yes we do need a way into the palace that is what we need you for

01:33:25
then provide me the proof of this of this conspiracy as you say

01:33:37
i i i don't get the reference i made it i made an unintentional reference then it sounds like

01:33:41
no it was just because if we have to get the proof to convince this guy to help us and we have to

01:33:47
convince this guy to help us in order to get the proof that is a catch-22 meaning it doesn't help us at

01:33:52
all in this right because because he's going to be one i'm going to be wanted if i bring you in there

01:33:59
and you gun down timo the hut oh that's not a good look

01:34:04
if you if we gun down timo the hut then who's going to put a bounty on your head who's going to exactly

01:34:09
who's wanting you exactly here other huts

01:34:11
well that's where we know that timo was gonna was going to go against java with a bunch of information

01:34:21
that we have that's at land and bay oric right now then i being unloaded from a ship called the lucky guess

01:34:31
then i'm gonna yeah i'm gonna need to i'm not just gonna take you at your word of that

01:34:35
i finally come to the lucky guess we shall show you

01:34:39
okay

01:34:42
it just kind of you guys were taking a back by that so it's funny it seemed like you were oh yeah

01:34:53
back yeah okay uh all right let me let me get some guys and i'll meet you up there

01:35:01
all right this sounds like a good idea probably not but that's all we got all right so um

01:35:13
he rounds up his guys from the the cantina there's two of them and then

01:35:20
uh one comes out from a space that you didn't see it was kind of in hiding there's three of them all together

01:35:26
yes good thing we didn't shoot him in the face and um starts to follow you

01:35:33
all right so then we just start going back to land and bay oric right you guys you guys leave the

01:35:41
the cantina yeah i look at zach thank you very much i apologize about the class

01:35:48
i hold my i hold my rifle i have my rifle i'm not holding it threateningly but i have not

01:35:53
holstered it or put it on my back either which makes sense you guys are sort of distrusting of

01:36:01
oh i'm very scared uh and then and then the bartender says um to sarn because sarn apologized to him for

01:36:08
the glass throwing thing and he said and he says well what about that comment you made

01:36:12
about my pain oh yeah no i don't no no no that was that was star bass sun bass

01:36:23
sun bass it's a i think it's star bass star bass that was star bass it it was a funny comment oh

01:36:31
classic your penis you claim your penis was 11 what was it again

01:36:37
blurns you know like blurns ball uh 11 blurns the average length the average length of a penis for your

01:36:46
species is about 13 blurns so you do have in fact a small penis and you should

01:36:52
yeah i should make your roll a knowledge check for that

01:36:54
okay oh oh then i go and i give him the 10 for the drink that i bought for star bass

01:37:03
um where's knowledge what would i have to do outer rim uh it would be xenology

01:37:10
how hard is it uh it's it's just easy i mean it's it's it would be hard it would be well yes it is

01:37:21
hard it's it's erect i mean it's in a table somewhere

01:37:25
so is it what's the difficulty tiger oh i said easy

01:37:32
oh okay i was just riffing because andy said it was hard

01:37:37
oh okay so successful uh anything you want to do with the advantages

01:37:41
um it was it was so funny he didn't make me pay for that drink uh yeah actually i would like to use my

01:37:50
advantages um if i could to make star bass laugh or chuckle

01:37:57
okay that's that's fair uh star bass laughs and chuckles and your friendship meter goes up by one

01:38:03
one blur there's a meter there's always a meter where's this meter been for me

01:38:11
everybody hates me as soon as i walk in the building yeah it really makes you wonder

01:38:17
it's that buster it's very fetching yeah that's why everyone hates you

01:38:24
is because they ain't you all right so uh as you guys walk out of the cantina

01:38:31
um mac again oh no it was sorry last time bumps into a familiar looking kubas

01:38:40
or kubas that's the same guy as he walks into the cantina and gives you sort of a shifty eye

01:38:47
i turned to our new friend star bass and say do you know who that is oh yeah i know who that is

01:38:54
does he work for team oh yeah absolutely

01:38:59
we should probably kill him i turned to start we should probably kill him when like right now

01:39:08
out

01:39:12
uh okay i'm i'm game with that mac you're the one that wants to be peaceful all the damn time

01:39:18
our moral center is frozen why don't we talk to him see what he wants he works for team oh he's

01:39:25
going to turn us in i got an idea why don't we take his clothes why don't we just

01:39:31
shoot wait why would taking his clothes out he would just

01:39:35
we can use it we can use it the snake into timo's palace

01:39:38
well then we have to take his clothes and kill him

01:39:41
make neck and knock him out

01:39:43
he's not gonna be knocked out for 24 space hours

01:39:49
i mean and are we gonna take 24 space hours to get in there we gotta get rx's armor

01:39:55
listen let me just go i'll i'll talk to him and i'll

01:40:00
club him on the head and he'll knock out we won't have to kill anybody you know

01:40:07
let's just try to and if he turns out let's let's just talk to him and if it turns out he's a jerk

01:40:13
then yeah we can kill him all right he's a bad guy i'm not opposed to killing bad guys i just don't

01:40:18
want to kill every single person we come across and draw attention to ourselves i mean

01:40:22
just a just a good a good clubbing you know all right you better go clear this with zach

01:40:32
the bartender why do i have to clear with him make sure he doesn't call the police

01:40:37
fair enough i'm good friends with zach zach my friend

01:40:40
i move over to the bar can you can you clear me up where are you guys at i have no idea because you

01:40:46
guys you guys you guys

01:40:52
okay and so hold on i'm trying to find i think i might have this guy in here

01:41:05
i do okay so you so you guys are outside you guys are outside right now and so mac mac walked back inside

01:41:15
well can can we be like in this little front patio area here yeah where my character's at sure

01:41:23
okay yeah

01:41:24
all right so i go up and why why first i look at the bartender and i go how much for you to keep your

01:41:32
mouth keep silent if i uh knock this guy out uh that guy over there and he he points over at

01:41:39
um the kubaz and he's sitting at the end of the table just now he's looking at you

01:41:45
yeah i'm trying to be very discreet so i'm not yelling right now i'm just talking under my voice

01:41:51
to zach i mean to zach yeah uh you know i don't know much about that guy he doesn't really speak basic

01:42:00
he kind of just speaks in like whizzes and whirs kind of um but you know he's been in here before i

01:42:10
think he might be well i think he might be connected all right well he's been following us

01:42:13
matt matt

01:42:15
in front i just need what what race he is

01:42:20
ask zach what race that guy is what

01:42:26
what race is that guy he's a kubaz oh that's right that was stupid i apologize

01:42:32
sorry my my friend asked me a weird question through my i your communicator well listen he's

01:42:39
yeah yeah you know it's sometimes anyway let's forget about that um so listen i i'm gonna go talk to him

01:42:50
but there's a very potential he's a watto no that's not it why did it do that i clicked the wrong one

01:42:55
that's the most racist one of the bunch uh i was gonna say i was gonna say greek but i guess the same thing

01:43:05
all right so i'm gonna go talk to that guy it might not go over well listen zach i like you

01:43:12
you've been really good to us all night you've taken our money and you've been very cool with us

01:43:16
even though my friend threw a lot of mugs i don't want to cause any trouble in your bar

01:43:21
we're just gonna knock this guy out um and i'll take him outside throw him in the back you know in the bushes

01:43:25
you're just gonna start knocking people out in my bar i can't have that

01:43:29
i'll pay you i thought you said it wasn't your bar well i mean i work you're outside

01:43:40
i think you didn't make up the prices

01:43:51
listen i'm not gonna knock him out i'm gonna talk to him but i think he works for team of the hut we're

01:43:59
not very popular with timo right now and i don't want i would like to give you the chance to give you

01:44:05
some money to keep quiet about it while we knock him out and steal his clothes

01:44:10
and ste you want to knock this guy out and steal his clothes i don't know that i can sign off on that

01:44:17
you won't even be in here that long we'll you'll be outside you'll be fine what do i have to do to

01:44:24
make this do i have to pay me what do i have to do to make this happen what pay me how much do you want

01:44:33
um 300 credits

01:44:36
i'll give you 200

01:44:39
roll a negotiation check

01:44:43
definitely two right it's it's two but upgrade one of the um one of the purples to a red

01:44:58
so one purple one red right

01:44:59
and so downgrade one purple so only one purple one red yeah

01:45:06
all right

01:45:10
uh check failed uh but one advantage

01:45:15
all right um

01:45:21
what's the difference yeah what's the difference let's split the difference

01:45:26
split the difference that sounds like yeah it sounds like you

01:45:31
okay 275

01:45:35
all right

01:45:40
275 275 i'm gonna go take the garbage out for 10 minutes

01:45:46
all right

01:45:49
so i walk up to the uh to the the kubas and i have my hand on my gun just in case but i go

01:45:56
how's it going sir what are you uh

01:45:58
i've also re-entered the bar and

01:46:02
to translate yes i am approaching oh

01:46:05
i forgot i didn't understand this guy

01:46:07
so you've approached him

01:46:12
yeah i've approached him

01:46:15
i'm taking uh star bass to the

01:46:22
the

01:46:22
the

01:46:22
lucky guys okay so you guys have already left

01:46:26
yeah okay

01:46:29
um

01:46:33
all right

01:46:34
so so you approached the kubas

01:46:37
and um you talked to him and you said what i forgot ask her

01:46:44
i turned to rex ask our friend here why he's been following us all day

01:46:52
yeah that's basically the sounds

01:46:56
um and he says you look awfully familiar

01:47:01
he says we look awfully familiar yes

01:47:07
tell tell him we don't know why he we look familiar to him

01:47:13
uh we're just

01:47:15
we're just two honest we're just three unassuming guys

01:47:21
not familiar to anyone if someone knows what he's what's good for him

01:47:24
uh

01:47:27
the kubas says

01:47:29
he

01:47:31
he he pulls up he pulls up his

01:47:36
his wrists and above the wrist floats uh three heads that look just like yours because they are yours

01:47:45
yes

01:47:46
all right so i don't even

01:47:48
i don't even try to do anything i just kind of point at it

01:47:50
yes

01:47:52
so i walk up very i walk up very calmly to him like listen friend you're you're

01:47:57
misunderstanding things and i pull up my gun and i club them on the head

01:48:01
okay that's gonna be

01:48:03
and then i'm gonna be in athletics no it will be a brawl check brawl check i haven't had to do that yet that's cool i don't think anyone has to

01:48:13
well it's gonna be hold on how do we do this difficulty

01:48:18
melee checks are always average

01:48:24
and it's gonna be your ability is equal to

01:48:28
i think it just hold on does it say it oh it does say brawl

01:48:34
so brawl against yeah there's a brawl one okay

01:48:36
um brawl against two difficulty

01:48:41
okay

01:48:43
okay so

01:48:49
what's the damage of that

01:48:53
that would be um two two successes

01:48:59
hold on i'm gonna have to look this up

01:49:05
because we have not done

01:49:10
i've never clubbed a guy with my gun before

01:49:11
it's so peaceful

01:49:13
i don't know how to do

01:49:19
oh it would be like mine what is your what is your damn yeah it would be fists

01:49:25
whatever but he used this gun

01:49:29
okay i i don't know that they have like a pistol whipping damage in here

01:49:33
why the

01:49:37
fuck not

01:49:37
well they have a melee oh here improvised weapons

01:49:44
yeah i got it okay it's a small improvised weapon

01:49:49
so it's plus one damage

01:49:55
is that how that works that can't be sometimes any attack roll

01:50:09
okay

01:50:16
okay that doesn't that seems worse than just having punched him

01:50:21
what is your damage for fists handy

01:50:28
mine is two plus one per success

01:50:32
plus one per success

01:50:35
all right so

01:50:37
we'll do that

01:50:39
for this so what you got like four so it would be two yeah two plus two so it'd be four damage

01:50:48
no it would be three because he got one success

01:50:50
oh right right right so three damage

01:50:55
um

01:50:57
all right so you do three damage to him

01:51:02
and now you enter combat

01:51:03
i feel like that should have knocked him out

01:51:07
uh no it just does damage

01:51:10
that's not how it works in the movies

01:51:15
is a

01:51:16
is a

01:51:16
bullshit uh

01:51:18
well i guess that's true but i've already decided

01:51:20
um so then uh

01:51:23
uh

01:51:23
i guess it would be damn i guess it would be in combat then

01:51:27
i mean can i get a bonus to my perception i mean like my uh initiative here because like i'm standing here with my gun

01:51:36
drawn like watching not seeing this guy get knocked out

01:51:40
um

01:51:41
i feel like i'd be the first to respond he also just got hit in the head really hard so i feel like

01:51:46
there's no way he's beating me on initiative okay so

01:51:49
i buy that i don't know if that's in the rules but i will have him do so that would be vigilance

01:51:57
he'll take us he'll take a setback for why you said and you can have a boost for why you said

01:52:02
and i do cool because i'm expecting this yeah and the same for

01:52:10
uh mac

01:52:11
and when we do this we don't

01:52:14
try to

01:52:14
do we

01:52:16
um yeah so if you go do you see the chat tab that we're in right now it's the combat tracker which is the next one

01:52:24
all right so cool who did you get that it's the tabs on the right

01:52:29
usually you're in the chat tab

01:52:33
oh come on he got yeah and then go over to

01:52:37
what am i rolling

01:52:38
um

01:52:39
the what are you rolling

01:52:42
do you see that you're in the encounter cool right yeah cool right yeah and a boost

01:52:49
oh

01:52:52
oh

01:52:55
you can go you can you can go first

01:52:57
yeah

01:53:02
well this is one hard to be fucking spy because he's got a metal plate on his head

01:53:09
i mean

01:53:10
all right so i i whack him again i'm surprised i'm like what the

01:53:15
thing

01:53:17
okay um i'm gonna

01:53:22
roll oh and that's just initiative you're gonna be rolling brawl roll brawl again

01:53:29
uh but i'm gonna flip a light side for you

01:53:33
um

01:53:34
uh-huh

01:53:35
and say upgrade one of your

01:53:39
one of your greens to um a yellow

01:53:42
oh

01:53:45
because you're gonna swing harder this time just based based on adrenaline you're just gonna

01:53:50
swing harder

01:53:51
all right so i switched uh took out a green and added the yellow is that what you said yep

01:53:58
and then just two different still still still two difficulty yes

01:54:01
okay all right so two successes that's two and then andy you said plus two

01:54:11
for the fists it's plus one for six for success so it's two plus it's it's

01:54:20
it's two one plus one damage per success okay so this would be four then

01:54:25
no it would be yeah he got two successes okay uh so four damage

01:54:36
to the kubas

01:54:39
uh no that's not what i meant oh he just disappeared that's not what i meant

01:54:46
oh

01:54:48
oh

01:54:50
no that was an accident okay

01:54:57
did you hit him in diverspace all right so you did you did more damage on him

01:55:01
all right

01:55:03
um

01:55:05
he maneuvers he takes two maneuvers away so that would be that would cost him a

01:55:14
a strain and he moves into medium range into the back of the bar

01:55:18
and with his action um he radios

01:55:23
um

01:55:25
um

01:55:26
that's ending his turn he makes a radio and you can't hear what he's saying

01:55:31
rex if you want to blast him now you can go ahead

01:55:37
um

01:55:41
um

01:55:41
i move into close range and take aim for the strain

01:55:45
uh-oh whatever my strain is plus one okay let me let me do that otherwise i don't forget

01:55:51
all right three all right and then i shoot my blaster rifle at him

01:55:56
well

01:55:58
well if i may interject sorry yeah if you got your blaster rifle you don't need to move close

01:56:05
um it does make the difficulty easier doesn't it yes okay all right so there's still a point to doing so

01:56:12
i i would draw my statement

01:56:15
all right

01:56:17
instead of uh

01:56:17
yeah i would say he did he wouldn't have to take a strain if he didn't want to then that's all right

01:56:23
oh i don't mind

01:56:25
he loves strain yeah i'm not addicted to a robot

01:56:29
no i'm also not addicted to real i can rest

01:56:32
yeah so

01:56:33
oh

01:56:34
oh

01:56:36
blow blow

01:56:37
blow blow doesn't it doesn't matter you don't have a penis or do you we don't know

01:56:42
nobody knows

01:56:44
uh okay so i just did 11 damage

01:56:49
uh no critical wait wait so nine plus two okay

01:56:56
the damage is correct all right all right that's uh so 11 damage

01:57:02
okay so he does take

01:57:07
yeah he's incapacitated

01:57:11
so he's not he did well i mean

01:57:16
he's dead or he's incapacitated

01:57:17
he doesn't it doesn't matter it doesn't really matter yeah yeah he's dead you guys got him enough he's

01:57:24
dead it's just it's just fake

01:57:26
it's vague in the book about whether or not characters are

01:57:30
but um

01:57:32
um

01:57:32
he's dead he's dead it's just up to you whether or not you want to be

01:57:36
right i i'm fine with having him be dead good shot

01:57:40
is there any way i can um i can try to grab his radio and figure out who he was communicating with

01:57:50
um you could take a look at it uh i i'm not i'd have to be convinced on how you would know where

01:57:57
where what it's coming from

01:57:58
yeah i don't really know how star wars radios work so that's a hard thing to mechanically know

01:58:04
um yeah for sure but i i'm willing to listen to some logic and i don't know try like plug into it i

01:58:10
don't know try like plug into the radio and like i don't know ping the location of of whatever it was last

01:58:17
talking to and get some sort of address uh that would be let's say that's a mechanics let's say that's a mechanics check

01:58:26
and we'll make that a hard mechanics check okay i mean i kind of know where this was where i think he was calling anyway but

01:58:33
nope not even close you have five advantages well i got five advantages it's a lot of advantages

01:58:42
um uh the radio still works and i can keep it okay like a police scanner

01:58:52
yeah yeah sure yeah i could passively listen to it maybe or something okay it didn't get damaged when

01:58:58
he get when he got him that's my that's what i want to use my advantage okay

01:59:03
i will allow that i stole it on my person then did you say in your purse

01:59:08
on my person oh i was gonna say do you all

01:59:12
okay all right well well well that's a good place to end um you've you've killed this person

01:59:23
uh the bartender comes back i killed him i'm saying oh lordy and then um yeah you guys are done in here

01:59:31
oh we're okay oh i guess you don't know if i don't know if we're done but you have just killed the kubas

01:59:39
we at least carry him out to honor the bartender like we might still steal his clothes or something

01:59:43
but we're at least carrying his corpse i'm carrying his corpse over my shoulder out of the bar i have

01:59:48
an idea for one of your advantages um on on his on his radio you can see that he has his name engraved

01:59:56
in it and it says thweak

01:59:59
okay okay um we know that name guys

02:00:05
like the week no it doesn't anyone told us that name

02:00:09
ever come up no it does not ring a bell

02:00:12
but okay so we're stopping there then yeah

02:00:16
okay um what about experience from the last battle at the game

02:00:24
uh we can do like i said it'd be like every other um since this is we didn't do i did i did so that's

02:00:32
i was i was about to finish

02:00:33
well i said you said that last um we'll do we'll do 10 points this week

02:00:38
okay and then let's let's spend those next week just think about it and then if you guys got if you

02:00:45
guys got questions reach out to me what go ahead do you have a total for me then that i can write down

02:00:52
do you have my whole level yeah let me write down this week's five three

02:00:58
plus 10 and i have i have for you

02:01:04
i have you had 10 before so you'd have 20 all together

02:01:13
no i'm sorry no this this was before you got the perception and range heavy so actually you're at

02:01:18
zero okay cool that's fine all right so now i'm just at 10. yeah

02:01:23
somewhere okay do you have it for the rest of us too yeah

02:01:27
uh so this puts mac at 20 total

02:01:36
this puts sarn at 30 total holy crap and 10 total for rx

02:01:45
i just i found the experience log yeah i just found it too i was

02:01:53
oh i already created the makeshift one yeah i know write it down yeah yeah i can i can send you

02:02:01
i can send you my notes if that would help i've already logged it we're good oh okay real quick

02:02:08
since i upgraded since i upgraded range

02:02:13
i upgraded my range right you have all right so you're well-rounded got you

02:02:18
career uh career skills range heavy and athletics and then i have you

02:02:25
and then i have you at perception upgraded and range heavy upgraded okay that was the last thing

02:02:36
that you did that was the last time we got experience yeah all right i have i do have i do

02:02:41
have both of those recorded so we're good all right good that's like the one thing i i did well enough

02:02:48
keeping track of all the other stuff like credits and stuff i kind of lost i lost track

02:02:52
although it should help having the recordings now i can always go back

02:02:56
down to the beach i'm strolling to the birds poking my head

02:03:10
not fun thank you all right uh and then yeah take a look at that over the week send me some texts if

02:03:18
you're confused about some stuff on how to spend your experience points but let's try not to spend an hour

02:03:24
next week doing experience points um keep it to like a half hour if we can i don't remember where we were

02:03:32
last time we did it but if we do if if we do it's not a big deal

02:03:37
all right

02:03:41
good night guys all right have a wonderful night

02:03:46
tiger uh um i'll uh i'll send you this png um maybe in the probably sometime in the next two days

02:03:55
yeah it sounds good thank you um i want to put a background on it i just want to put the song turbo

02:04:01
in there in the right font but then i'll send it to you okay um you don't have to do the font i because

02:04:07
because i kind of do the fonts a lot so if that's you know however you want to do that yeah i guess that's

02:04:11
that's easier for you i can just yeah i do want to put a background on it it'll be something very

02:04:16
simple but just something other than white so yeah can you give me both with and without the background

02:04:21
when you do i was going to put it as a separate separate layer so okay it should be easy enough

02:04:26
okay uh i just don't know how you would export it as a separate layer

02:04:30
i turn i can deactivate a layer and oh yeah like that would be yeah so that's exactly the way to

02:04:34
do it i just wasn't sure you if you were going to try to give it to me in a multi-layer thing i

02:04:38
guess a pdf you could do with multiple layers no no i'm not going to try to give it to you

02:04:43
i'll give you two separate images one with if you if you can export if you can export a psd i can take

02:04:50
that too and then you don't have to do separate separate layers i mean let me see or separate exports

02:04:56
that's a photoshop file that let me see what can i do so it's not uncommon

02:05:01
share

02:05:01
see the thing is i just don't even think i can pick a file type

02:05:08
i mean this is an ipad app it's not that crazy complicated like i i have used i have used that

02:05:15
uh apple or i mean ios apps that had psd export

02:05:21
but my share functionality is the only way to actually export an image what app are you using

02:05:25
oh you're using autocad or autodesk it's auto it's auto does sketch something um and

02:05:34
i like it and i think i said i think it puts out pngs i think that's the only thing it puts out

02:05:39
i at least i don't know how to how to change the file type i don't think i can

02:05:48
well i can rename the document i wonder if i could if i could but but i just give it a different extension

02:05:57
i doubt that i doubt that's gonna work yeah um you said when i autodesk what's it called autodesk what

02:06:04
sketchbook i think that's sketchbook yeah that sounds right yes

02:06:22
there is there's yeah there looks to be oh it looks like it's a pro feature do you not pay for it

02:06:31
i might have no no it just says psd i thought it said pro

02:06:34
it says that you can before saving your sketch

02:06:38
install and launch dropbox

02:06:42
save your sketch to the gallery in the toolbar select a saving option here i can send this to

02:06:51
you i don't know if this is gonna help at all

02:06:52
oh but you're gonna oh yeah i found it i found it i found it i can do it okay

02:07:02
cool yeah yeah i forgot i didn't even think about doing a psd file if you send me a psd file that's

02:07:08
that's the best what do you so that's so that like that would have all the different layers and stuff

02:07:14
yeah yeah yeah if i um if i ever for any of these characters i was gonna do it for this one i just

02:07:20
forgot um do a recording would also have that which would be kind of fun what like a video

02:07:27
of the sketch in progress oh that'd be that'd be super cool i don't i don't know what i don't know

02:07:32
if that's in the psd or not

02:07:36
but yeah i can do i can do i can record time lapses with this that's cool uh so you guys could

02:07:42
see you guys could see the characters being made essentially yeah i've seen those online they're

02:07:46
pretty cool yeah they're fun uh well definitely what also what i'd want from you more so than uh

02:07:52
the others is to make sure it meets your your standards because i know this matters to you um

02:07:59
uh and uh and you can be honest with me so yeah i think i think as as i sort of talk to people

02:08:04
separately one thing that we were worried about is um feedback because obviously it'd be easier to

02:08:12
shit on someone that's not in the game you know what i mean or criticize them or boss them around

02:08:18
stuff like that sure so i know that that doesn't bother you but i don't know that everyone else is as

02:08:24
comfortable giving as maybe you would be receiving criticism i know you can do it though

02:08:29
yeah um but just as a heads up that that was sort of one thing that that we were

02:08:36
we're um talking about i mean you and andy are i think are perfectly capable of giving me

02:08:44
shit and so i have a feeling this is that won't be hard um and it's fine who doesn't want to give

02:08:49
me feedback and he doesn't have to give me feedback well it wasn't it wasn't just booze so that's clear

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but yeah andy's andy was worried about giving me feedback yeah i mean we all i think i think it's

02:09:02
tough to give someone to give someone feedback on something that they're trying a lot on oh well

02:09:07
i'm trying somewhat yeah and to to ask for something that you're doing for free basically

02:09:17
i mean it's it's just easier to buy someone around if you guys if you guys don't want to do it for free

02:09:23
you guys could all chip in and buy me a new apple pencil since i'm using this shitty thing

02:09:27
what happened to your apple pencil just stopped working oh

02:09:31
oh that that would only be 30 bucks a person yeah

02:09:40
take it under advisement uh you can wait to see the first couple before you make a decision how

02:09:46
about that okay um but um it certainly would make this easier this pencil fucking sucks yeah the apple

02:09:53
pencil is really good i know i'm sad that mine broke i called them to try to get a replacement they're

02:09:58
like you're gonna have to pay full prices well it is kind of i mean at this point it was like six

02:10:03
years old isn't it yeah but it was like i don't know i guess i kind of thought they'd warranty for

02:10:07
longer because like i didn't do anything to it right it was fine i bought mine because i lost mine and

02:10:14
i bought another one and i bought it off amazon refurbished or something and it was cheaper it was not

02:10:19
30 bucks but it was like i think it was like 30 bucks off i think i spent 100 instead of 130

02:10:25
which is still expensive yeah i think they offered me a refer apple offered me a refurbished one

02:10:30
for about that price i kind of it's probably said fuck you so yeah yeah all right well all right

02:10:38
cool well um yeah let me know what you think i honestly i don't know i'm learning a lot about

02:10:42
this program um i'll get better as i go but honestly it doesn't look shitty i'd say it looks pretty close

02:10:47
to to me anyway it looks pretty close to the ones on the on the box art not in terms of detail right

02:10:52
now but that's because this is meant to be his initial stage and i just didn't know we we wouldn't have

02:10:59
gotten that sort of detail right for what we were paying for for the first drawing anyway okay um

02:11:06
but like i i think i'll get better and i'll be able to do cool stuff like and since i'm using

02:11:11
a digital platform i'll be able to do cool stuff like lighting effects and stuff like that yeah so

02:11:16
uh but um that'll just come and obviously i think i'll do myself last because honestly that's going to

02:11:22
be where it's most important to try to figure some of that stuff out with like my eyes and shit

02:11:26
so right right okay all right cool i'm glad that it's getting you a little bit of stimulation in

02:11:33
other areas yeah i i'm happy to happy to do it happy to uh and it's good it's actually it's really

02:11:40
good i mean i'm using this program that i've had for ages and never ever used before so yeah i mean like

02:11:46
there's a lot of stuff that i'm doing on like ancillary that i wouldn't be doing otherwise just like

02:11:52
some of the server management stuff i did a lot of a lot of digital stuff too before

02:11:57
or like getting yeah i mean you're doing a shit ton honestly so uh for this i mean yeah so i'm sure

02:12:05
you're learning a lot i'm sure you're learning a lot yeah all right well uh i'll see you bye

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good night good night good night

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Thank you.

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Thank you.