The Lockport Legend

This Is A Show About Pirates September 9, 2026

Awkward Conversations Abound

A Goodbye, And... Hello?

The crew returned to the ship. Tawny provided healing and informed the crew that he would soon be leaving to begin studying at SUK. Luckily, Rodney has been training to take his place, and no one really cared. But with one crewman leaving, a crew woman comes aboard! Lady Hill is now aboard, and after a really awkward and tense breakfast, she revealed to Djuckles her plan to stay aboard the ship and share his adventures. Although outwardly supportive, Djuckles revealed his concerns to Patches, who gave him the good advice to not let her unpack her toothbrush. Lady Hill approached Squish about the arrangement, and he revealed his true feelings towards her. He also tells Lady Hill about Djuckle's relationship with Evelyn, which may get awkward later.

Daddy Issues? Here's A Tissue

Patches visits his old home, and talks with Neelix. Neelir stresses how bad it would be for him to rejoin with Neela and become Neelo. Patches returns to the ship, and drops a bombshell: Captain Fitzclyde killed Patches father. Fitzclyde admits to the murder, saying that Patches daddy was mutineer. Squish poured holy water on the ghost, causing the captain to begin fading away, but not before he gave Patches a picture of his father. Will the crew survive all these changes? Will the women (and dead daddies) of their lives tear them apart, or will the Junk Fort Boys weather another storm?