The Lockport Legend

Not Another Cult! June 17, 2026

We Stand Personal Growth

A Moment Of Revelaton

The crew met up with Tawny and DeeDee, and returned back to the ship. Although heavily ticketed, the ship was free from the current gaze of the LockPort Port Authority.

Squish felt an overwhelming amount of guilt from his vicious, brutal attack on the three SUK bullies. He decided to visit the Temple of the Downward Dog. While bent over, he had a sudden epiphany and was filled with love for Lady High Hill, Djuckles long-distance girlfriend.

Read Between The Lines

Djuckles and Patches had a momentary heart-to- heart between the pages of the book. Djuckles revealed his insecurities around his reading level, and Patches express his desire for closeness with his co-captain. They then raided Fitzclyde closet. Patches found a neat tri cornered hat, but Djuckles pulled out a mystical many cornered hat. Imbued with a strange magic, he found that the hat would boost his charm to anyone he talked to (while wearing it.)

Now Everyone Has A Hat

He's going to need all the charm he can get, because the crew is on their way to meet up with Everlyn Neb, a TA at SUK who promised to know more information on the mysterious cabal who want Neelix. Will they finally get some answers? Will Djuckles and Squish come to blows over Lady High Hill? Will they enjoy the saganaki?