
Prologue
The Lockport Legend
Temples, Temples, And More Temples
Finally A Ghost Ship
Ghostly Encounters
As our intrepid crew drew into Lockport, they needed to come up with a plan. Lacking any sort of identification papers, they decided to finally put their ghost crew into use. They roused the ghost crew into putting on their best haunted show, with chains and moaning and all that stuff. Patches created a heavy fog to obscure their true intentions. Squish and Deedee prepared to jump overboard. Djuckles was fire from a cannon. At the perfect moment, the crew jumped into waters below, and snuck ashore, avoiding any difficult questions or well-set up encounters with the LockPort port authority. Before they left, Captain Fitzelyde gave them a map of the city.
The Cult That Smelled Like Flowers
After not taking the time to change out of their dripping clothes, the crew went to the first bar that they saw, Smoulders. Patches asked the bartender for directions finding a mysterious cult, only to be told that the town is lousy with creepy cults. Patches thought hard, and remembered the smell of flowers on the same night he met was told to return Neelix. The bartender suggested High Street, known for its rows of beautiful flowers.
A New Direction
Squish stole a flyer from a dog cult, and he and Djuckles talked up some pretty girls from the Cult of Perpetual Woe. It didn't go well,. Disappointed, and drinking a closet full of shoes, the crew turned over the map to find the name "Wester Vale-SUK" written in Fitzelyde's hand. The crew is now on their way to High Street, to check out the Society of Universal Knowledge, and a few of these crazy cults.
Alternate Titles
- "Among Other Female Things We've Asked You To Be" - Tiger (GM)
- "Ecclestia Gnostica" - Tiger (GM)
- "The Washroom With The Donuts" - "Patches"
- "Depowder The Donuts" - Tiger (GM)
- "He's Downstairs Getting Brainwashed" - "Patches"
- "Look Up You Own Name" - Djuckles
- "This Little Taboo That's Been Performed" - "Patches"
- "How Big Are Your Pants" - "Patches"
- "You Pick Up P" - Squish
- "Wailing On Those Bongos" - Djuckles
- "Djuckles Sick Playing" - Djuckles
- "Poetry Church People" - Tiger (GM)
- "Can I Bite One" - Squish
- "I See You Know Your Judo Well" - Djuckles
- "Everything You've Done So Far Has Been A Failure" - Djuckles
- "Who The Hell Is Wester Vale?!" - "Patches"