
Prologue
Paradise Periodical
How Do You Know What's Happening We're Trapped On The Ship
Strange Times On Stranger Shores
Holy Ghosts
After being lured in with the promise of hot spas and relaxation, the crew finds them on the strange island of Siempre Tiempre. Djuckles went naked into the jungle. Patches followed, and Squish stayed with the captain on the shore. Eventually, he was tricked into entering the jungle, where the three of them independently stumbled onto the remains of their beloved Garbarge! Each met a strange person, whether it was Old Peg, the beautiful Margaret, or the childlike Maggie
The women revealed that they were one in the same, and only Maggie remembered that she had once been the Captain's partner, and had been forsaken on the island. Presumably, since Maggie's a ghost, it means she's dead, but time is funny on this island. They crew can't seem to travel far from the garbarge, and they're isolated from each other, except for their walkie talkies, The crew will have to work to find their way to escape, or else they too will be lost forever on the island.
dinner.
But all that will have to wait. Because a migrating school of leviathans stands between the crew and their next stop, and who knows what lies beyond?
Alternate Titles
- "Those Things Mean Nothing" - Tiger
- "Approach Her Flesh Please" - Tiger
- "May I Approach Her Flesh?" - Tiger
- "The Look Is Not the Problem!" - Tiger
- "Do You Know How to Read?" - Andy
- "Illiteracy Has Become a Plot Point" - Tiger
- "What Color Was He?" - Andy
- "Fleshback" - Bridget
- "I Didn't Go for Captains, Captains Go for Me!" - Boo
- "The One Thing You Weren't Supposed to Do" - Tiger
- "You Said You Would Help Me and You Fell Asleep" - Tiger
- "The Upword Float Noise" - Tiger
- "Buried It in Angry" - Tiger
- "Drums in the Poop Hole" - Tiger
- "Can You Dig up the Poop Hole" - Tiger
- "ARE THESE ONIONS?! WHAT THE HELL" - Andy
- "I Don't Remember I'm Digging a Hole" - Tiger
- "I Hope It Gives You Enough Life to Vacate The.... Poophole (?)" - Andy
- "Good News, You Can Die Now" - Andy
- "I Dug This Hole All day...just for You!" - Boo
- "Yarr, Get in the Hole, M'lady" - Tiger
- "I Hope the Ship Is Still There" - Tiger
- "Flesh Test Everyone" - Tiger
- "Just when I'm Ready to Hate You, You Pull Me Back In" - Boo